Spoiler Alert for anyone who hasnt played the awesome game, Brutal Legend. Featuring the voice of Jack Black.

Disclaimer: I do not own Supermansion, any of its characters or any of the characters appearing in this story.

Supermansion Unlimited

"Eddie Riggs." Rex looked at him. "Tell us about yourself."

"Well, I've loved heavy metal since I was a kid." Eddie began. "Eventually I became a roadie, the best there is. I can tune any guitar, build any stage. But I got stuck looking after this sorry excuse for a metal band, Kabbage Boy."

"I know that band." Black Saturn spoke up. "They were awesome!"

Eddie stared at him before continuing, "Anyway, I had to save the lead guitarists dumbass and ended up getting crushed scaffolding. Looked like I was dead until some blood poured into this." He placed a hand on his belt buckle, "and it summoned the Fire Beast Ormagoden."

"Orma-what?" Ranger asked.

"An ancient giant monster of flaming molten iron. He killed those jackasses and brought me to a world from the past." He went on. "I woke up on this alter and these creepy guys in robes came at me with swords. I wasn't about to die again, so I grabbed this bad boy." He held up his axe, "the Separator!"

"Cool name," Brad said.

"Yeah, I've cut down a tonne of demons with this thing." Eddie said. "Even comes with some upgrades."

"Upgrades?" Robobt asked.

"Eternal Fire, Chain Lightning, Razors Edge, they're really cool." Eddie smiled. "Just like this baby," he held up his guitar. "It may look like an awesome guitar, and it is, but its got powers."

"Your guitar has powers?" Lex raised an eyebrow. "Like, hypnotising people?"

"What? No that'd be weird." Eddie shook his head. "It does stuff like this!" He strummed on his guitar and bolts of lightning shot down striking the ground. "And this!" He struck the Fire Cord and a jet of fire erupted from the ground. "And for my finale, EARTHSHAKER!" He jumped and hit a cord as he landed, creating a shockwave that knocked back everything around him.

"O.M. GOD." Lex was wide eyed. "That was a incredible!"

"You certainly showed the statues." Robobot said.

"Huh?" Eddie looked around and saw he'd destroyed several statues around him. "Oh, my bad."

"They were insured right?" Rex asked the robot who nodded. "Don't worry about it. So what else can it do?"

"Fly into the air." Eddie said and Rex raised an eyebrow. "It'll be awesome trust me."

Rex shrugged. "Sure, why not?" He flew up and Eddie played a solo. Suddenly Rex was pulled back down. "What the hell?" He saw an anvil chained to his legs.

"The Anvil of Burden." Eddie Smirked. "Brings fliers back down to earth."

"Simple, yet highly effective." Robobot said.

"Come on," Rex tried to break the chains but with no luck. "Gotta admit, it works. Can you," he pointed at the anvil.

"Oh don't worry, it'll disappear in a minute." Eddie assured him. "I also have one called Facemelter."

"Whats it do?" Cooch asked.

Eddie blinked at her. "It ah, melts faces."

"We'll take your word for it." Portia said, not wanting to risk it. "Your pretty good with that guitar Eddie and I don't just mean the powers. You ever consider becoming a musician?"

"Nah," Eddie waved it off. "I'm a roadie. My job is to keep other people safe and to do what they were meant to do."

"I get it." Saturn put his feet up on the table. "Some are meant to work out of sight while people like me are meant for the spot light See that car?" He pointed across the yard to his car, "Sweet huh?"

"I guess, but I've got my own ride." Eddie grabbed his guitar and played a solo. In fire and lightning a vehicle appeared. "Allow me to introduce to you, to the Druid Plow."

"Wow!" Cooch said as they all got up get a closer look, including Rex as the anvil had disappeared.

"Built it myself." Eddie said proudly. "Not only does she handle like a dream, but shes got a ton of awesome features. Compliments of the Guardian of Metal. Nitro boosters for speed, armored frame that can mow down demons and have the blood slide right off, and loaded with weapons. Machine guns, a mine dropper, missile launchers, side burners, heat seeker, subwoofer and my personal favourite, the Bolt Thrower."

"Does it have a taco launcher?" Cooch asked.

"Ah," Eddie raised an eyebrow, "no."

"So much raw metal," Lex rubbed the side of the car. "Its kind of sexy."

"Ah, my car has heated seats." Saturn said but no one was listening.

"Thanks, but I should let you know I have a girlfriend." Eddie got out. "Ophelia. We actually met like five minutes after I woke up there. She was disguised as one of those druid guys. Which actually had me worried I'd bin slaying hot girls the whole time."

"Can we focus on this other world you were brought to?" Portia asked.

"Well Ophelia brought me to Bladehenge, where I met Lars Halford and his sister Lita. There we freed the enslaved people and formed an army, Ironheade! With an e on the end, so people know were not messing around." Eddie clarified. "As I explored this new land I unlocked the secrets of the Titans!"

Brad raised an eyebrow, "Titans?"

"A race of giants who left secrets of their power throughout the land before they ascended into the heavens to become Metal Gods." Eddie explained.

"Metal Gods?" Ranger blinked. "That story is completely ridiculous!"

"Says the man who believes in pregnant virgins." Robobot quipped. "Continue Eddie."

"We stormed general Lionwhytes base, he was a traitor and the asshole, took out his forces and wasted him." Eddie drove his fist into his palm. "Things were looking bright, until emperor Doviculus showed up and killed Lars right in front of us. We had to retreat and go into hiding in the mountains. Then Ophelia was corrupted by the sea of Black Tears."

"War is hell solider." Ranger placed a hand on his shoulder. "Doesn't matter what world your in. But it doesn't matter how many setbacks you face or how dark the day may seem, you only truly loose if you give up."

"Oh we didn't give up." Eddie stated. "We regrouped, got more recruits, got stronger and took the fight to Doviculus'es doorstep!"

"Sounds like it was one hell of a, Cooch!" Rex snapped as the hyper evolved cat was now sitting in the drivers seat. "What are you doing?"

"Cool." She began pressing buttons and the Machine guns started firing, right at Saturn's car.

"MY CAR!" Saturn screamed.

"Uh oh," Cooch tried to shut it off but, switched to the bolt thrower which kept firing at the car.

"STOP!" Saturn ran towards the Druid Plow as Cooch kept pressing buttons, activating the subwoofer that blasted Saturn away.

"Take your fingers off the trigger!" Eddie yelled.

"Oh, okay." Cooch removed her hands the firing stopped.

"Argh," Saturn got to his feet only to gasp at the state of his car. It was full of bullet holes, the windshield and windows were broken and one of the heated seats had caught fire. "You son of a bitch!" Saturn ran at Eddie who kicked him in the chest and knocked him on his back.

"Easy man." Eddie said. "It was an accident, and not even one of mine. You should really get outta there." He advised Cooch.

"Okay," she sighed, but as she got out she accidentally hit another switch and fired the heat seeking missile, which honed in on the fire in Saturns car. It hit with a strong explosion that lit up the whole vehicle. "Whoops."

"MOTHER F*****!" Saturn shouted.

"Well at least you have insurance this time." Lex said. But Saturn looked away. "You didn't get insurance? After what happened to your last car?"

"How was I supposed to know this was gonna happen?" Saturn shot back.

"That's kid of the whole point of insurance Saturn." Robobot pointed out.

"Ah quick question," Eddie raised a finger, "should I be worried about this?" He pointed at Cooch who was sniffing his rear.

"Cooch!" Rex pulled her away. "What did I tell you about sniffing peoples asses?"

"You didn't tell me anything." Cooch said.

"I didn't?" Rex was surprised. "I really should have."

She pointed at Eddie, "he smells funny."

"Hey," Eddie protested. "I showered this morning."

"He kinda smells like Zenith. But like the opposite." Cooch went on. "You know like how peanut butter smells the opposite way eggos do?"

"What?" Rex asked as they all looked at the cat in confusion.

"Whose Zenith?" The roadie asked.

Suddenly Portia's bracelet floated off and her eyes widened. "Oh we in trouble now." The bracelet attached to her wrist and armor appeared and a staff in her hand.

"That would be Zenith." Ranger said.

"Cool." Eddie smiled, but lost that smile when she held her staff right in front of his face. "Hey!"

"Silence." Zenith snapped. "You cannot fool me. No matter your disguise, I recognise your kind."

Rex raised an eyebrow, "something you'd like to tell us Eddie?"

"I was getting to it," Eddie took a step back. "But now works." His eyes turned yellow and his skin turned red. Before anyone could speak they gasped as a pair of large bat wings shot out of Eddies back.

"Okay," Lex blinked in surprise, "didn't see that coming."

"Behold," Zenith pointed with her staff. "The demon before us."

"Back vile demon!" Ranger held up a cross. "Back!"

Eddie stared at him for a moment. "I think your holding it upside down."

Ranger saw he was right, "God Damn It!"

"Everybody just relax and let me explain." Eddie said. "My dad was Rignarock, a great warrior who lead the humans against the Tainted Coil during the rebellion, but they fell to the corruption of the Sea of Black Tears. But he never gave up, even as a slave he got closer to the Emperor, Succoria as she travelled to the future to take back the secrets of the Titans."

"I know that name," Zenith spoke up. "Succoria, the Grand Demon Witch, the White-Winged Death. She was one of the fiercest and most blood thirsty demons to ever walk the mortal world." She pointed at Eddies weapon, "that axe of hers has taken many lives."

"Yeah," Eddie nodded before looking at the Separator. "My Mom did a lot of damage with this thing."

"Wait," Rex raised an yebrow, "Your mother?" Eddie gave him a look and the Subtopians eyes widened as he figured it out, "Oh."

"When Succoria saw the future belonged to humans and not demons, she gave up, lost her fighting spirit. My dad couldn't kill her now so, he took care of her. They became close, one thing led to another which led to, me." Eddie shrugged. "Mom didn't survive the birth, so dad took me out of the cave and raised me himself. After he died I found this buckle, which was supposed to be Succorias way back after her mission."

"That is one heavy back story." Brad said.

"Tell me about it." Eddie nodded. "This is actually her shirt."

"She used wear that?" Saturn said in disbelief. "Man she must have bin a big one," he chuckled, not noticing Eddie glaring at him. "Or just had 'Big Ones' Am I right?" He held his fist out to Ranger who just stared at him. "You know, big-AAAAHHHHHH!" He was cut off when he was struck by three bolts of lightning and fell over.

They all looked to Eddie who had just used his guitar to summon that lightning. "What?"

"Totally justified." Ranger nodded.

"I know what its like to have half your DNA come from a dangerous place." Lex sighed. "But, its doesn't define you. We pick our own path, not our DNA."

"And I think its pretty clear you chose the heroes path." Rex smiled.

"Which reminds me," Eddie grabbed his guitar. "I have a solo that your gonna love. But I need a volunteer."

"I'll do it." Lex shrugged and stood beside him. "Now what?"

"Now, its time to sound the Battle Cry!" Eddie played the solo.

"Whoa!" Lex gasped as she felt a surge of power, her fist, arm bands, boots and the T on her chest glowed brightly.

"Lex are you ok?" Her father asked.

"Ok?" Lex looked at her body. "I feel AWESOME!" She took a fighting stance, "somebody come at me!"

Zenith twirled her staff. "Very well." She flew at Lex and swung it at her, but Lex caught the staff with her titanium hand.

Zeniths eyes widened in shock while Lex smirked. "My turn." She kicked Zenith back. The Goddess tried to strike her but Lex blocked each attack and countered with her own. Lex knocked the staff out of Zeniths hand and pulled back her titanium fist and punched Zenith so hard she skid backwards all the way to the tables.

"That was the Battle Cry, it boosts the power of my buddies for a short time." Eddie explained. "Pretty sweet right?"

"Yeah it is." Lex said as it wore off.

"Now that is a useful trick." Ranger observed.

"Argh," Saturn groaned as he got to his feet.

"What else cam your guitar do?" Brad asked.

"When I'm outnumbered, I've got the perfect solo to bring in some back up." He played the solo can called out, "CALL OF THE WILD!" suddenly several creatures that appeared to be some kind of boar/motorcycle hybrids appeared.

"What the hell?" Rex gasped.

"These are Razorfire Boars." Eddie put the guitar on his back. "They're pretty fierce, and one fast ride." Eddie jumped on ones back and sped around the yard like a motorcycle. "WWWOOOOOO!"

"That is awesome!" Saturn smiled in excitement before jumping on a Razorfire Boars back. "Lets ride!" But the creature didn't move. "Come on, giddy-up." The boar remained still and looked bored. "Move you stupid pig!" He slammed his fist on its head. The boars eyes widened and it let out a angry screech. "Uh oh." Saturn screamed as the Razorfire Boar raced foreword at top speed before it purposefully drove into a statue to throw Black Saturn off its back and to the ground. "Damn it!" Saturn pushed himself up, but then noticed the rest of the Razorfire Boars had surrounded him. "Oh no." He tired to run but they rammed into him, knocking him to the ground and repeated attacked.

"Holy Shit!" Cooch gasped.

"HEY! HEY!" Eddie pulled up between Saturn and the attacking Razorfire Boars. "Easy!" They stopped attacking. "You really shouldn't piss them off."

"Ow," Saturn was battered and bruised.

"Can you summon other creatures?" Robobot asked.

"Oh yeah," Eddie began to count them off. "ground Urchins. Raptor Elk, Tollusks, Reaper Steeds, Lazer Panthers, Sickle Wraiths, Guillotars and the mighty Hextadon."

Ranger raised an eyebrow, "are those things real?"

"Very real." Zenith said. "How did you gain the loyalty of such beasts?"

"I hunted them." Eddie said simply. "Outdoing this weird hunter in the process."

"Gotta say Eddie, I am impressed." Rex smiled.

"Thanks." Eddie stepped off the Razorfire Boar, it sped off to join the others but they all disappeared after a couple of minutes. "I'm a roadie, I keep the trash off the stage."

"Okay," Saturn raised a hand. "Thats a pretty good catchphrase."

"You speak the truth Eddie." Zenith smiled. "You may see yourself as simply a roadie, but I what I see a hero."

"Agreed." Rex smiled "Eddie Riggs, welcome to the League of Freedom."

"YEAH!" Eddie cheered and strummed away on his guitar.

The League applauded as their newest member played. Ranger whispered to Rex, "can we you some of that extra funding to soundproof his room?"

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