Merry Christmas everyone! This story has been long overdue for and update. This chapter contains aspects from both the movie and the video game.
Disclaimer: I do not own Supermansion, any of its characters or any of the characters appearing in this story.
Supermansion Unlimited
"I swear if this applicant is late I'm just closing for the day." Rex said as he and the League waited.
"How long do they have left?" Lex asked.
"They still have sixty seconds before their scheduled time." Robobot pointed out.
"I have a question." Ranger spoke up. "Why is he here?" He pointed to Courtney who was sitting on a lawn chair drinking a soda.
"Had plans to hang with my friends but Portia wouldn't let me." Courtney pouted.
"I told you not to hang around that junior high." Portia said. "Its weird."
"I told you they get me." Courtney said.
Suddenly a large cloud of smoke poured into the yard. "What the hell?" Rex asked before using his titan vision, "someones here."
Suddenly 'Highway To Hell' started playing, red and blue lasers shined through the smoke. "Aw sweet lasers!" Courtney smiled.
The blue lasers formed a shape, then there was a burst of flame and when it passed, Megamind stepped through followed by Minion who carried a boom box. "And that," he stood before the League, "is how you make an entrance!" He signalled Minion to cut the music. He pressed a button, but 'Lovin You' started playing. Minion rapidly pressed buttons trying to shut it off but just kept switching between songs until he struck it with his fist to shut it off.
"Allow me to introduce myself, I am Megamind!" He smiled, "and this is my sidekick Minion."
"Hi," he waved.
"Welcome both of you." Portia smiled.
"Thank you, and thank you Miss Jones for A Talk in the Clouds." Megamind returned the smile.
"Big fans," Minion added.
"Lets stay on topic." Rex cut in. "I'll be blunt with you, I wasn't exactly thrilled at the idea of a super villain trying out of this team."
"Former super villain." Megamind corrected. "As I once told the prison warden, I'm a changed man. Only this time I mean it."
"How about you start from the beginning?" Robobot suggested.
"I had a fairly standard childhood." Megamind began. "I came from what you might call a broken home."
"Divorce?" Portia asked.
"No I mean literally broken, the planet was collapsing as it was sucked into a black hole." He clarified.
"Oh that's much worse." Robobot said.
Megamind continued. "My parents gave me Minion here and launched off to safety in rocket. I landed in the Metrosity Prison for the Criminally Gifted. There, the inmates raised me and taught me right from wrong."
"That would explain why you grew up to be a super villain." Brad observed.
"Wait," Lex checked the resume. "I says here you're from Metro City."
"That's what I said, Metrosity." The League looked at each other, then to Minion who just shrugged. "Over the years I had many battles with my arch nemesis, Metro Man. He would win some, I would almost win others. Until one day I finally won and Metrocity was mine. It was a blast, at first." Megamind sighed. "But soon I felt empty, purposeless, a yin without a yang."
"You lost your wang?" Cooch gasped.
"What? No!" Megamind shook his head. "I was a villain with out a hero and I honestly had no idea what to do, but then I was inspired. Heroes aren't born, they're made. So I made one."
"You," Rex raised an eyebrow, "made a hero?"
"With bits of dandruff on Metro Mans cape, I extracted the source of his awesome power." Megamind explained. "I planned to give them to a noble man, train him to become Metrositys new protector and everything would return to normal."
"How'd that work out?" Lex asked.
"Not great." Minion shook his head.
"Yeah turns out just cause someone has no criminal record, doesn't mean they won't turn to crime." Megamind scratched the back of his head. "Instead of being a hero, Tighten chose to become a villain and tried to kill me. Can you believe that? I barely escaped with my life and he took over Metrosity."
"I heard about that." Black Saturn spoke up. "Guy used his heat vision to write his name across the whole city. Pretty badass."
"Well I think we've heard enough." Rex stood up, "thanks for coming by."
"Dad!" Lex snapped. "Let him finish." Her father sighed but sat back down. "Go on."
"I hit a low point, actually turned myself into jail. But then Tighten kidnapped Roxanne Richi and demanded that I come face him. Thankfully, I had someone to make me stop feeling sorry for myself." Megamind smiled at Minion who smiled back. "So I geared up and concocted a plan to stop Tighten."
"So in the end you owned up to your responsibility and tried to fix your mistake." Portia summarised.
"Righting your own wrongs, more people should try that." Lex looked at her father.
"And just what wrongs would you be referring to?" Rex narrowed his eyes at her.
"Well, theres sleeping with Rangers wife for sixty years. Sleeping with Dr Devizos wife thus turning him evil." Robobot counted off. "Also Frank Flavas wife which drove him to seek revenge."
"Oh don't forget about the whole being a traitor to both Earth and Subtopia thing." Courtney spoke up.
"OKAY! OKAY! I GET IT!" Rex shouted before taking a breath. "A situation where Courtney makes sense is a bad one." He sighed, "I'm sorry Megamind, please continue."
"The plan went a little bit South, but in the end I defeated Tighten using the very same device that gave him his powers to take them away again." Megamind said proudly. "Then I said, you know the thing about bad guys? They always lose!"
"Not Bad." Brad smiled.
"When the battle was over the same people who once shunned and feared me, cheered my name." Megamind smiled as he remembered that day. "I was then made the new hero of Metrosity and I've kept it safe ever since."
"An impressive story of personal growth." Robobot observed.
"So do you have powers?" Ranger asked.
"Well this giant blue head isn't just for show." Megamind said. "I am genius inventor. Behold," he gestures to the watch on his wrist. "A simple yet very stylish wrist watch, or is it? I need a volunteer."
"Oh right here!" Courtney ran up to him before anyone could object.
"Perfect." Megamind placed the watch on Courtney's wrist. "Okay Rex, say something."
"Like what?" Rex asked and a blue light scanned him. Moments later Courtney was replaced with another Rex.
"Holy crap! I'm Titanium Rex!" Courtney gasped. "I even sound like him."
"Ta da!" Megamind held out his arms. "The Holo-Watch."
"Impressive holographic technology." Robobot said.
"Thank you my good Rababot." Megamind smiled.
"Its Robobot," the robot corrected.
"That's that I said." Megamind replied.
"THIS IS AWESOME!" Courtney cheered. "Hey Portia check this out!" He ran over to a statue. "Super Strength Activate!" He punched the statue only to cry out in pain and clutch his hand.
"Ah, it only mimics appearance and voice." Megamind pointed out. "Not powers." He took the watch and Courtney looked like himself again. "But," he but it on and scanned American Ranger before turning into him, "it still creates the perfect disguise."
"Is my chin really that big?" Ranger asked.
"Yes it is." Robobot nodded.
"Hey two Rangers." Cooch spoke up. "This is just like that dream you had last week Portia."
"What?" Portia's eyes widened. "I never told you about that."
"I'm a cat," she pointed to her ears. "I could hear you talking to yourself."
"Can I get some ice?" Courtney held his hand. "Wait, what dream?"
"Nothing!" Portia said quickly before glaring at the others. "Nothing at all! Right?"
"Of course Portia," Rex chuckled. "So what other inventions have you made?"
"I'm glad you asked." Megamind smiled. "Minion, the Knock-Out-Spray!"
Minion took out a bottle and sprayed Courtney in the face. "Hey! Wha-" he was cut off when he fell to the ground.
"Forget-Me-Spray, compact and fast acting." Minion added.
"Not bad, but you made one mistake." Saturn jumped to his feet. "You messed with the sidekick of Black Saturn!" He threw a Saturn ring but it flew between Megamind and Minion. The later tried to spray him but found the bottle was empty.
"Uh oh," he dropped the can. "Time for the Forget-Me-Stick."
"Ha!" Saturn laughed. "My minds like a steel trap. I don't forge-" he was then hit in the head and knocked out.
"The Forget-Me-Stick," Megamind smiled. "Simple yet effective."
"Clearly," Robobot observed.
"I also created Minions robotic body." Minion struck a few poses. "Its effective," his arm extended grabbing a statue and pulled it over. "Powerful," he held the statue over his head with one arm before breaking it in two, "and environmentally friendly." Minion gave a thumbs up.
"That is pretty cool." Lex smiled.
"Now behold my signature weapon, the De-Gun!" He held it up for them to see.
"Whats it do?" Cooch asked.
"Oh it does a lot my feline friend." Megamind began by turning the ring. "It has several different settings. Decompress, Debilitate, Demoralize, Decoupage, Deregulate, Death Ray, Destroy," he noticed Black Saturn waking up, "and my personal favourite, Dehydrate!" He blasted Saturn turning him into a small blue glowing cube.
"Dear lord!" Ranger gasped.
"Remain calm everyone." Megamind grabbed a glass of water from the table. "The Dehydration process is painless and perfectly safe. All he needs is a little water." He poured it on the cube and in a blue light it was Black Saturn again.
"What just happened!?" He gasped and looked around.
"Gotta admit, that is impressive." Rex said.
"So was it weird fighting other villains after you became a hero?" Lex asked.
"Oh big time." Megamind rolled his eyes. "I mean you try and keep things professional, but I was in a bowling league with these guys."
"Hey we should try bowling some time." Brad said.
"And I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a little bit hurt they formed this Doom Syndicate and didn't invite me to join." Megamind said.
"Ah sir, they didn't form that group until after you became a good guy." Minion pointed out.
"I know, but it's the thought that counts." Megamind replied. "Anyway one by one I brought Syco Delic, Destruction Worker, Hot Flash, Judge Sludge and the Conductor to justice."
"Not the worst names I've ever heard." Robobot observed.
"I gotta say Megamind, you've really turned your life around." Portia smiled.
"More than you know." Megamind began. "When I became defender of Metrosity, I sold all my evil inventions and created a super suit and a whole new look for myself. Thankfully I look good in white." He smiled. "But an old weapon of mine was activated, The Mega Megamind!"
"Lame." Saturn got to his feet.
"I had transferred my evil personality into an giant rabot! It had a rocket fist on one arm and a built in crossbow that could fire cars on the other." Megamind explained. "Man I do good work."
"Okay, those do sound pretty awesome" Saturn admitted.
"Because of my new look, it thought I was Metro Man. It was the perfect time to debut my super suit." Megamind then looked away. "Unfortunately it turned out to be lot harder than I thought and the super suit didn't really work out."
"He got stepped on." Minion clarified.
"Thank you, Minion." He glared at him. "Anyway since fighting like Metro Man didn't work, it was time to fight like me. With my Spider Bot, I lured the Mega Megamind to the old observatory where Minion used the Death Ray in space to destroy it!"
"You've got a Death Ray in space?" Rex gasped.
"A solar powered Death Ray." Minion added.
"When I destroyed it, I could finally say goodbye to the old evil me and truly embrace my new role as a hero." Megamind said proudly.
"That's a very impressive story." Portia smiled.
"Could you build a taco launcher?" Cooch asked.
"Ah sure, probably." Megamind shrugged.
The cat stood up. "I vote we let him in!"
"Hold on Cooch, the interviews not over yet." Rex said. "Tell me more about your inventions?"
"With pleasure." Megamind gave Minion and look, he nodded and ran out of the yard. "Now you probably wondering, since I don't fly, how do I patrol Metrosity?"
"Actually I was wondering when Courtney would be waking up?" Portia asked looking at her boyfriend laying on the grass out cold.
"Hopefully not anytime soon." Ranger quipped.
"Behold," Megamind held his arms out, "the invisible car!"
Cooch raised an eyebrow, "I don't see anything."
"Precisely! Its completely hidden from-" he reached out but couldn't find anything, "the human eye."
"I'm a cat," she pointed out.
"I call bullshit!" Saturn walked over. "Theres so such thing as a OW!" He bumped into something.
"Sorry!" An invisible window was rolled down to reveal Minion in the driver seat. "Forgot where we parked."
"If you think that's impressive, just wait till you see whats inside." Megamind whistled. Suddenly the doors opened and dozens of flying robots flew out of the car. "Allow me to introduce to you, my Brainbots!"
"Cool." Cooch smiled.
"Not only did they assist me battling Tighten, they were a big help in repairing the city afterwards." Megamind explained. "See for yourself," the Brainbots flew over to Saturn's car, grabbing it and together they lifted it off the ground and through the air.
"Good teamwork." Lex observed.
"Hey!" Saturn snapped. "Hands off my car!" He threw a saturn ring that hit one Brainbot and proceeded to bounce off all the others, casing them to drop the car.
Courtney began to wake up. "Aw man, what happened?" Saturn's car then hit the ground behind him, front first. "AAAAHHHHHHHH!" He screamed in fear before jumping to his feet and running behind Portia.
"You're gonna pay for that!" Saturn threw multiple Saturn rings. Megamind donned a metal glove that fired a burst of air that knocked the rings to the ground. "What the hell?"
"Another of my inventions," Megamind smirked. "The Blower Glove."
"Hehehe, blower." Courtney snickered.
Saturn laughed as well but composed himself. "Lets see how well you blow with my foot in your balls!"
"Seriously do you hear yourself when you talk?" Robobot asked.
Saturn ran at Megamind but before he could attack, the former villain raised a different glove that electrocuted Saturn. He twitched violently for a few seconds before falling to the ground. "The Telsa glove." Megamind announced. "Perfect for shocking enemies, powering up devices and… Minion bread." The fish took a loaf of bread from the invisible car and handed him a slice which Megamind electrified. "It makes excellent toast," he took a bite.
"I gotta admit, these are some impressive inventions." Rex said before trying a piece of toast, "and some damn good toast." The rest of the League tired some.
"Toast aside, your technological genius would be a welcome addition to the team." Robobot said. "It would be nice to have another intellectual to talk to."
"Whats that supposed to mean?" Ranger asked.
"Pretty sure the point was clear." the robot responded.
"Thank you Rababot, but when its time for some real heavy duty battle, I have this!" Megamind gestured to something covered by a giant tarp.
"Was that always there?" Brad asked Cooch who just shrugged as she ate her toast.
"Behold!" The Brainbots pulled the tarp away, "the Battle Suit!"
"Whoa." Lex said with wide eyes.
"Impressive isn't it." Megamind said. "Show them what it can do Minion."
"Yes Sir!" The fish nodded and got into the suit. As he moved around the suit matched his movements.
"As you can see despite the battle suits size its quite fast an agile." Megamind explained as battle suit began jumping around the yard. "It also runs quite enough that you can sneak up on someone with super hearing, and of course," Minion picked up Saturn's car. "Incredible strength." With that Minion crushed the car into a ball before dropping it on the ground.
"MY CAR!" Black Saturn shouted.
"Come on Saturn, it was already busted." Brad pointed out before quietly adding. "I was going for blown up."
"Now I have to tell you, my duty to protect Metrocity comes first." Megamind clarified. "So if accepted into the League, we won't always be here in the mansion."
"Thought so." Rex nodded. "You're not the first League member to not move into the mansion full time. But it still worked out and I think it will now two."
Megaminds eyes winded, "you mean?"
"Megamind, Minion." Rex smiled. "Welcome to the League of Freedom."
"We did it." Minion said in surprise.
"We did it." Megaminds surprise turned to excitement. "WE DID IT!" The two of the actually jumped in joy. "This calls for a celebration. Minion, HIT IT!"
Minion had the suit reach behind a wall and pick up a giant boom box, he pressed a button and "Bad" by Michael Jackson played. Both Megamind and Minion began dancing to it as the League watched.
"See," Lex looked to her father, "I told you he was hero."
"You were right Lex." Rex admitted, while moving his head to the beat. "And hes definitely got moves."
"Pssh! You call those moves." Saturn stepped forward. "These are moves." He moved his arm and was then hit by the battle suits leg and sent flying into the bushes at the other side of the yard.
"Sorry!" Minion apologised.
So ends my final update of 2019. Its been one hell of a year. Its had good times and bad times. But now that 2019 is coming to an end and the new year begins, we all get a chance to try new things and maybe grow a little in the process.
I'll see you all in 2020. Until then, I wish you all Merry Christmas and a very Happy New Year.