Something was so wrong Ron thought as he held on to his wand for dear life watching the others shot across the sky as he plummetted to the great city below, "bloody hell" Ron yelled as the ground quickly began to close its distance between him and death, "Mi ani magus" he shouted his body twisted violently in the air until he heard a sharp crack before screeching out in pain with the sudden jerk back to his normal form, "Oh bloody hell where is Hermione when you need her" he sighed and watched the ground edge closer to his new reality, he closed his eyes and thought of the dinner tables at Hogwarts and his mouth dribbled as he apparated and with a crack and poof vanishing into thin air.
Rons body twisted and jerked out with a sharp crack before hitting the cold hard ground with a thud, and he groaned painfully picking himself up and brushing the dirt away from the robes, he looked around the room, the was a massive chair at the end of the room as he started to approach it was an asymmetric monstrosity of spikes and jagged edges and twisted metal, "this isn't bloody Hogwarts," he cursed at his wand and sat down, he was beginning to think he was in Voldemort hide out, the doors swung open and a tall, fat man entered with a guard at his side "who the bloody hell are you and get off my throne boy before I beat you silly". Ron looked at the fat man and guarded with disinterest; one thing stood out most for Ron at that moment. First the guard had the sword, and second, he wanted to be a knight.
He summoned the old guards sword to his left hand and with his wand in his right he wielded both with a great sense of meaning running through him, " I always wanted to be a knight" Ron told the two men walking up next to them " bloody hell" the Fatman thundered as they looked at each other.
The Fatman spoke" you're just a bloody kid how the hell did you get Barristan Selmy sword off him with out even moving" he roared his breath reeking of wine Ron grimaced " Your Muggles that's why" waving the sword with stabs to the air " Muggles what the bloody hell have you been drinking boy and where can I have some" the Fatman bellowing laughter filled the hall " what the bloody hell is going on in here".
A skinner version of the Fatman shouted as he entered the room " this bloody hooligan just sat on my throne and took old Barristan sword with out even moving " the Fatman said as he slapped the man hard on the back and snatching his goblet out of his hand and gulping it all down "guard fetch me some more wine and hurry" chucking the cup at the man standing next to the old guy muttering at his hands.
Ron summoned the goblet to his hands and tapped it with his wand as the people gathered around looking like kids at a lollipop shop, thankfully there was water in this world as it filled the goblet, " Eye of rabbit, harp string hum, turn this water into rum" Ron's voice sounded, the water transfigured into a musky brown colour as Ron down the whole goblet, he coughed and sputtered as the hot rum filled his belly sending his head into a dizzy haze, and his voice came out deep and full of dread " bloody hell that was strong " he coughed another minute as the Fatman laughed and slapped his back holding the goblet in his hand .
" I your king is next, fill me up lad " pushing the cup into his chest nearly making Ron stumble, he tapped the goblet filling it with water , the rum was mixing in his belly and sending all sorts of stupid signals to his brain he tried to concentrate reciting the spell with a tad more power it turned again to a murky brown and the Fatman gulped it down in one gulp burping and licking his lips he put his hand on Ron's shoulder and smiled, Ron was really creeped out until he fell back on the ground laughing. Ron leaned over him kneeling down as did the skinner version and younger version who suddenly appeared looking down at them " who the bloody hell are you" Ron hiccup filled the last work making the king roar in laughter. " Renly... and I see you've met my two brothers," the younger of the two grimaced as said kneeling down, Ron looked between the three of them and rubbed his belly.
"You got any food in this place" standing up and heading off towards the door, " wait for me the Fatman roared and gracefully leaped back to his feet, "whatever was in that rum boy I feel as though a thousand men give me strength" he said with steel in his voice walking over towards Ron now at the same height he followed the three of them out of the door as guard run down the hall towards the four of them with more wine, the king snatched it off him and took a drink before spitting it out in disgust and taking the guard by the scruff of neck and roaring like a great beast before casting him with force out into the air sailing into the wall with a thud, " the skinny one looked at Ron before looking at the dead man laying on the ground as they walked on " second eldest gets next goblet of r..." as Ron turned to look at what made him stop before looking in front of them he saw a beautiful woman with a scowl tight around her tight cheek bones before her lips twitched at the sight of them she spoke.
" Did you find the what the commotion in the sky was about or did you get distracted by your belly" her cold words leeched out of her mouth before " or was it this sorry looking excuse for a lord the cause" as she crossed her arms and laughed, Ron's temper didn't last before he said " you'll pay for that, Eat Slugs" he pointed his wand at her sending a spell at her making her clasp her tummy and stumble back in worry, her eyes watered as she reached back and forth and gagged to the point a slug the size of a dwarf came slithering out of her mouth and they all said in unison " bloody hell".