"Bloody hell" The king said again shaking Ron from the look Cersei was giving him " is there a way too stop this " the younger man said as he gagged when she spat out another slug " goddammit pull yourself together Renly it's only some harmless slugs" the king roared stalking up next to him and slapped him on the back " we should knock her out and make her forgot this ever happened, or you'll have Tywin crawling up your arse when she tells him what we've done" the older of two men said frowning at Ron.
Ron didn't know how to address a king" Sir I know a spell for both of those remedies if you promise to help me find my friends " the three men turned and looked at him like he had just given them gold " you can do that" Renly said as Ron pulled out his wand and yelled "Stupify" he hit his intended target then realised he hadn't wiped her memories. "shit, Aquameta" Ron said as water poured out on too Cersei causing her to awake with a freight then pointing a shaky finger at him " When my father hears about this..." Ron snorted before shouting " Obliviate." causing her to calm down with a blank stare "Stupify" Ron bellowed as the spell smashed into her chest and sent her hurtling against the wall lying in a heap unconscious.
The three men approached cautiously towards Ron " looks like you killed her, is she going to wake again " Renly said as the older man just licked his lips " Go on, do it, what if you killed her, check if she will wake up again " he said folding his arms and looking at the king who just nodded at Ron who at that just struggled his shoulders and shouted "Aquameta" sending another blanket of water over top her shaking her awake again " Robert, what is going on, why am i all wet " she said looking up to the king who just roared with laughter " gods women, don't you remember " his voice filled the hallway as he picked up Cersei " go get yourself clean women and bring me some more wine" he chuckled slapping her bum as she walked off.
As they watched her trail water down, and out of sight, a slow clap was heard behind them as they turned to face whoever was clapping, Ron fell to his knees " I'm sorry Dumbledore, but they made me do it " Ron pleaded to the tall and blue-eyed man with white hair down to his shoulders.
The king laughs filled the room " get up boy, it just old Selmy, he won't hurt you" he was picked up by a sturdy pair of hands and placed before Dumbledore dressed in armor and a sharp sword at his side " Who is this Dumbledore you speak of " he approached Ron analyzing him as he tried not to look him in the eyes " Sorry sir, but blimey I was sure you were my old headmaster as you look exactly like him without the glasses" Ron squeaked out trying not to look at the sword his hand gripped tightly.
The young Renly eyes widened with glee to hearing 'headmaster' and turned to Ron side in an instant and whispered in his ear " Do you think this man would teach me this art of headmasterering." the short bearded man said as a deathly silence filled Rons head until a few moments later Ron caught on to what he was meaning and screwed up his face in anguish.
Ron took another glance at Renly then fell to his knees, and dry heaved coughing a spluttering around them, the king grumbles filled over them upon seeing Ron in discomfort " What the bloody hell did you say to him Renly" as pattered Ron on the back " Gods Renly you didn't.. did you " Stannis pulled on the man's arm. "what the bloody hell is going on " the king roared to Renly who become filled with sweet and dreed.
Ron looked up to see Selmy try and be peacekeeper to the three men arguing " my lords shall we take this to a more private area " gesturing to the crowd now gathering, the king looked up and took notice of Selmy's advice and shouted out " nothing to see here you gawkers, be gone " he stormed up to a few pushed them in the other direction then turned a faced Ron " Come boy lets go back to my keep and have us some food and wine " he said approaching Ron still on his knees and picking him up like he was a pillow and brushing off the dirt from his robes.
Two stomachs growled at each vying for each other's attention before the king looked down and rubbed his belly with glee " our bellies require a good battle with some meat and I want to hear what my stupid brother said to you to make you so ill" leading the four of them out and into the sun.
Ron who was looking at the summer sky was brought of his musing by the king having an old man collapse onto him seemingly choking on something Ron shrugged looking back into the city " bloody hell this ain't London", the rest of them looked on at him, before Selmy turned to the king helped him lay the man on the ground before speaking "Jon Arryn been poisoned, my king! " Ron turned back and looked at the scene before the king grabbed him roughly by his robes and shouted " Save him, Ron!, use that slug thing you did on Cersei now hurry before he dies " the king placed him in front of the dying man before he cleared his throat and point his wand at him " Eat slugs" Ron said with a bit too much power in the words the dying mans head immediately shot up and spewed out a massive slug as they watched him cough up a couple more he grabbed onto his stomach and winced in pain before red hands opened up his mouth, a small head peeked out a horrible looking creature which Ron almost gagged and recoiled back as it took one look at them and jumped out of his mouth and scurried away into the vast city.
All that rang throughout the city was three men and a wizard shouting " bloody hell."