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Hello everyone! First, I'd like to thank you reviewers Guest, CupofTeaforAliceandHatter, and breethingin! I'm glad you enjoyed it so much, and especially thanks to breethingin for pin-pointing that you enjoyed the first paragraph - now I can try and improve from that, so thanks! ^_^

Secondly, I'd like to say something about the next few chapters; they're a continuation of one single oneshot - but split into 4 different parts. A fourshot, I guess? It ended up being just so crazy long, and I felt that it would be best to split it than have it drag on. I know it's going to leave you guys hanging each week but... Sorry.

Anyway, here's part one. Enjoy!

035. Phone, Part 1

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"Hey, Vincent, you never told me you were getting a phone! And how was I, the Single White Rose of Wutai supposed to contact you then?

'Perhaps because I didn't want you calling me.' Vincent thought to himself, wandering around Shinra Mansion, the place he now called home.

"It was actually Tifa who gave me your number. How come she got it and I didn't? And then Reeve looked at me in his all 'I should probably have told you about this' way and I was so confused. Wait... Don't tell me he has it too!? Oh man, that's mean Vinnie. Even for your vampirey ass.

'Maybe I should've given it to her... No, I'd receive messages like this more often if I did. It's best to just avoid her.'

"So anyway, where even are you? I bet you're at that dead-but-not-yet-dead lady's crystal grave thingy.

'Lucrecia. Her name is Lucrecia.'

"Well, you don't spend all your time there. You're probably at the creepy mansion place. You live there now, right?

'How does she know that?'

"And if you're wondering, it's pretty easy to work out - it's not like we found you there or anything...

'Oh. That's how she knows. It's still unnerving. What if-'

"I should come and visit you soon. I'm heading out to see Red sometime soon anyway.

'I should go on holiday. Hell is supposed to be nice this time of year.'

"Well, anyway, I do actually have a message to deliver. It's from Tifa. And Cloud actually, those two are together now-

'Here we go. Maybe I should put the phone down somewhere that's safe and come back in half an hour.'

"-yeah, they got together like a few months ago - not that you'd know since you're always off galavanting (isn't that such a fancy word?) or you're just moping around. So anyway... Where was I?"

'Perhaps two hours might do. Maybe ten.'

"Yuffie, are you still rambling?"

"No... Not at all Tifa."

'I shall remember to thank Tifa the next time I see her.'

"So anyway, Tifa's having a party to open the bar next week. You'd better come, okay?"

'Perhaps I'll go.'

"Oh yeah, you'd better come because Cid says that if you don't then you're a-"

"Yuffie, the children are around!"

"Sorry Tifa... Bye!"

'Maybe next time then.'

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"Hey Vincent, guess who?"

'Bugenhagen'

"It's Yuffie~!"

'Oh, how surprising.'

"So anyway, you didn't come to the party! Vinnie, I told you that you had to come or else Cid says you're a-"

"Hey Yuffie."

"Oh hey Cloud."

'I must thank Cloud, too'

"Did I tell you? Those two are together again. Umm... What was I saying? Ah yes, Cid still says you're a-"

"Yuffie?"

"Ah, it's Vincent. Say hi Marlene!"

"Hello Vincent. Thank you for saving me and letting me hide in your cloak."

'You're very welcome. She's a very sweet child. I must congratulate Tifa. And Barrett. And Cloud, it seems. I expected that. I've been alive too long not to have.'

"Bye Marlene! We'll play hide and seek later, okay?"

'I should have expected that, too.'

"Uhh... Let's see. I did have a message for you."

'I am not sure if I want to hear it or not.'

"Oh give me a minute."

'With pleasure.'

"Oh, I remember what I wanted to say before but now... Oh, did you hear about Reno? Yeah, he just got married."

'Many congratulations to him. Who is the lucky man, I wonder?'

"Yeah, he got married to this one girl... Cecily? Cesinie?"

"Cissini"

"Ah, thanks Cloud. Yeah, so he got married to this ex-Turk chick called Cissini. Apparently she knew that guy, Zack. Who knew, right?"

'Cissini... Yes I knew her. That is her name now? I see. Well, I am surprised how that turned out. As long as they are happy together.'

"Yeah, so it turns out that they were screwing each other's brains out, and she ended up pregnant."

'Strange, I did not think that she would be one to do that.'

"And now they're married. She looks like she's about to burst, it's so funny."

'I wonder how she was in biology lessons. Sorry, of course Yuffie never went to lessons.'

"Well, sucks to be them I say, sounds like a bad thing to happen..."

'Such neutrality.'

"So anyway what was it I had to tell you... Ah, I remember!"

'Finally'

"Yeah, so it's Marlene's birthday in two weeks. You should come. She likes you, so yeah."

"You like Vincent too."

"Yeah, sure I do little buddy. Well anyway Vinnie, you'd better come! Remember, two weeks time, Tifa's bar. Later!"

'Maybe I'll go, I am a bit curious to see what Cid has to say.'

So there we go! I guess I don't have much to add right now, since I know all the answers and the ending and MWHAHAHAHA

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