Requested by mzztomboi: Senpai! What would be Kagome's reaction when she meets Hijikata(Gintama) and sees his mayonnaise obsession?

Anime: Gintama x Inuyasha

Pairing: Hijikata Toushirou x Kagome Higurashi

How many times could his eyebrow twitch? Just how many stores had he visited that day? Just how many people decided to buy mayonnaise today!? The freaking shelves were empty and this was his fifth store!

The vice-chief of the Shinsengumi sighed as he saw the shelf completely cleared off. Did everyone suddenly find the beauty in mayonnaise and decided to buy it at the same time?!

'N-No, that is completely absurd.' Sighing under his breath, Hijikata ran his fingers in his hair as his head turned to the left. He blinked, noticing a familiar bottle with a red cap resting inside the shopping basket of another customer. With hope lighting inside him, his eyes widened slowly, 'i-is that a mayonnaise bottle!?'

Hijikata quickly made his way through the light crowd of people before his fingers reached for the woman's wrist. With his hand reaching out for her wrist, Hijikata was finally able to stop her before she made her way to the registers. "S-Sumimazen," he breathed out, "but I cannot let you buy it."

The unknown black haired female turned her head over her shoulder and blinked, a bit taken back by the sudden halt in her day. Blinking her ocean colored orbs at what she could see was a Shinsengumi member, she raised a brow questioningly. "Ano…who are you?"

"Uh," Hijikata blinked back, unsure how to answer the question as he, the vice-captain, had entered an awkward situation, "Hijikata Toushirou, vice-chief of the Shinsengumi."

"Vice-chief?" She whispered. Seeing his view occupied on the basket in her hands, her eyes lowered to the bottle of his desire. Did he want the mayonnaise? She had gotten herself to find one thanks to one of the employees looking in one of the shipment boxes, but it was not for her. The priest of the shrine she worked had a weird craving of some sort with it and with the last bottle in his inventory finishing, he was in desperate need of more. 'Too bad I could not find more than one…'

"What is your name?" Hijikata questioned.

"My name?" The female blinked once more, "Higurashi Kagome."

Giving her a nod, Hijikata's hand released the miko's wrist before turning his palm outwards, "please give me that bottle of mayonnaise."

"Can't do."

"Huh?" Hijikata's eyebrow twitched once again. Was this girl being serious? She did not even think about it twice! "And why not?" His eyes narrowed.

"Because," Kagome sighed under her breath, "I have to make mayonnaise pudding, mayonnaise gohan, mayonnaise cake, and the list goes on. This is how I live my life at the shrine."

Had he heard right? Were his ears clogged? Was this a dream? Hijikata's eyes widened slowly as he finally realized he had been talking not only to a female, but an attractive one…that had the same obsession as him!

He had found his soul mate through mayonnaise!

"Y-You too?!" He took a step forward, "you make those same dishes? You know about the obsession?"

"Uh…so-so..." She let out a nervous laugh. Her eyes took another blink the moment his hands found her hers and brought them up to see his encircling hers warmly. What was he doing?

"You like mayonnaise too! You understand the taste and fate has brought us together with the magic taste of mayonnaise!"

Her eyebrow twitched as she heard of the many dishes he filled with the white cream. How can someone like so much mayonnaise? "A-Ah…chotto…" the guy was getting the wrong idea.

"Yosh," he nodded, letting go of her hands and fixing his coat, "I will visit this shrine and taste your mayonnaise creations." Did he just invite himself on a date…with her? Her eyes bulged the moment he grabbed her basket and walked over to the register, "I will pay for the dinner."

With reality hitting back into her head, the miko chased after him, "a-ah, chotto!"

"Oh…" Stepping out of the shadows behind one of the shelves, brown eyes blinked as he watched his vice-captain and the girl talk in front of the register. Looking out the window, his eyes scanned the hundred of boxes of mayonnaise he had deliberately bought to annoy his vice-captain.

"Okita-taichou!"

Hearing the name from behind, the brunette Shinsengumi member blinked blankly, "Yamazaki, I thought you said you got them all." He was surprised himself to had seen the bottle of mayonnaise inside the girl's basket.

"B-But won't the vice-chief come back angry!?" Yamazaki shouted in a mid-whisper. "It was your idea to buy all the mayonnaise of every store in the corners! He is going to murder us, Okita-taichou!"

"I don't think he will be mad." Okita spoke, turning his head to the exit doors of the store as Hijikata began to light a cigarette only for the miko to take it away and scold him. "We might have started something…"

"Huh?" Yamazaki blinked. What was he talking about?

MizukixTsukiyomi's Notes: Please leave a review, and thank you for reading!

Ja~ne!