Previously: Uma and Harry have been working on fitting in at Auradon Prep, Uma stole Audrey's part as Sleeping Beauty, and Harry stole Ben's girl. Several hookup sessions later Mal realized her heart belongs to Ben and called it off. One small problem is someone is blackmailing her. Meanwhile Audrey caught her fake boyfriend, Jay, selling drugs to Lonnie's brother Simon, who is also bullying Doug.

"Mal stop hogging the toilet I need to throw up!" Evie whined.

"Go away loser I'm barfing over here." Mal snapped.

Evie groaned and sat down. "My everything hurts."

Both girls were suffering from recently getting the flu. "I bet I got this from you." Mal frowned.

"Nice try dragon breath, I got the flu from you. I can blame you from all of my problems." Evie groaned.

"I would punch you, but that would mean I would have to get up. I'm so tired." Mal complained.

She threw up on the carpet, causing Evie to yell in frustration. "I just bought that carpet!"

"It was ugly anyway." Mal shot back.

"It was designer. Snow White made that for me herself." Evie yelled.

"Was this before or after your mother tried to kill her?" Mal chuckled.

"After smartass." Evie took of her high heel and chucked it at Mal.

Mal barely had enough time to roll out of the way. The purple haired girl growled at her roommate. "When I get better I plan to place a curse on your entire family."

Before Evie could come up with a snappy comeback, a knock was heard.

"We're not home!" Evie yelled.

"It's me, Ben." Ben called out.

"She said we're not home." Mal screamed.

She loved her boyfriend to death, but in her condition she didn't have time for anyone's shit.

"I brought soup." He yelled through the door

On second thought he had his moments. Mal snapped her fingers and the door opened magically. Ben looked at them and raised an eyebrow. Their skin was pale, beads of sweat covered their skin, and a small lines of puke hung by their mouth.

"You two don't look well." Ben said.

"We feel even worse." Evie groaned.

"Where is my SOUP!" Mal yelled.

Ben jumped slightly before setting two cans of soup on the counter.

"I come in peace." Ben said to his girlfriend.

Mal looked at the soup and sniffed it. Once she decided it was satisfactory she looked at her boyfriend. "Alright you may live." Mal said.

She pointed to the door. "Now leave."

"But I brought-"

"Thank you we will eat it, bye babe love you!" Mal shouted as she rushed him out the door.

Ben shrugged, he really needed to talk to Mal. Or at least someone. He had to figure out what he was going to do to deal with the consequences of his actions. It was only a matter of time before his parents found out. What would they say? Would they finally learn that he wasn't fit to be king?


The nightmares always started out the same...on the Isle. Carlos was in his room, or at least his old room. There was someone sleeping in the bedsheets. If Carlos wasn't here, who could possibly be sleeping in his bed? Carlos carefully walked over to the bed.

"Hello." Carlos called out.

The figure didn't move. Carlos reached out and yanked the blanket off the figure. He screamed at what he saw. Rats were lying in his bed. Thousands of them. Carlos turned and prepared to run out the room, but his mother stood by the door, blocking his entrance. The rats slowly started to climb up his legs. Carlos screamed and tried to shake them off.

"Mom help!" He yelled.

Cruella De Ville laughed. "That's what you get boy, you're getting everything that you deserve."

"Carlos wake up!" Cruella De Ville said only it wasn't her voice, it was Jane's.

"Come on buddy, get up." This time she spoke in Jay's voice.

The rats turned into the dust and soon everything went black. Carlos slowly opened his eyes and sighed in relief when he saw he was in his room. Jay and Jane were hovering over him, looking concerned.

"Are you okay?" Jane asked.

"Dude you've been screaming in your sleep for like three hours." Jay said.

Carlos shook his head. That couldn't be true. The average human brain only dreams for seventy to ninety minutes. There was no one he had been in his nightmare for three hours.

"What were you dreaming of anway?" Jane asked.

Carlos shook his head. He wanted to tell them. It was his girlfriend and his best friend, he should be able to tell the anything. But would they really understand what he was going through? Understand the kind of fear and terror that plagues his sleep. Jane was pretty understanding and Jay had a villain for father, but neither of them could understand the horrors that went on in the De Ville House.

"I don't feel so good." Carlos said in a quiet voice.

His skin felt unusually hot and his stomach felt like someone tore it into pieces then forced him to eat it. He grabbed the trash can and threw up his dinner. Jane and Jay jumped back and looked away in disgust.

"Carlos are you feeling okay?" Jane said as she shielded her eyes.

Carlos shook his head and fell back on the bed. "Everything hurts." He said slowly.

"I'll go get my mom." Jane said as she ran off.

Jay looked at Carlos and shook his head. "I would say you got a really bad STD, but you're a frigid virgin." Jay said.

"Not now." Carlos growled.


Lonnie marched to her brother's room and roughly banged on the door.

"Simon open up!" She yelled.

The door opened and she saw his roomate, Harvey, son of Happy, standing at the door.

"Hey Lonnie can I help you with something?" He asked.

"I need to talk to my brother." Lonnie said.

Harvey nodded and turned and shouted. "Yo Simon, you're sister is here to see you."

Simon walked to the door and looked at Lonnie. He was surprised to see her. Since they were in different grade levels and given the fact they weren't super close they really only saw each other whenever their parents came to Auradon Prep for a visit.

"What's up sis?" Lonnie asked.

Lonnie looked at him and sighed. "Simon I'm going to ask you something and I need an honest answer."

Simon laughed and looked at her. "You sound like mom."

"Simon this is not something to joke about." Lonnie scowled.

"And now you sound like dad." He said.

"At least I'm not the one that's bringing shame to our family." Lonnie snapped.

He frowned. "Okay enlighten me little sis, how am I being a screw up this time."

"I heard about how you've been bullying Doug." Lonnie accused.

Simon rolled her eyes. "Is that what the wealseal said."

"No actually he's a little to beat up to talk." Lonnie snapped.

"Look we got into a fight over some stupid guy stuff, I didn't jump him or anything." Simon said.

Lonnie frowned. He seemed sincere, yet Evie seemed pretty certain that Simon was targeting Doug. She wondered who she should believe. Apart of her wanted to believe her brother, simply because they shared the same blood. But something seems fishy about this whole situation.

"I should probably go." She said.

He shrugged and waved her goodbye. "Bye sis."


"I know you I danced with you once upon a dream! Oh yeah baby!" Uma sang.

Everyone in rehearsal clapped with approval. She was an amazing singer and a even better actress.

"This is Sleeping Beauty not a Hip Hop awards show you skank." Audrey said as she marched in the room. Uma turned and gave Audrey her best stank eye.

"Great the race confused, self hating, kale eating, smoothie drinking thot is here to give advice. I hope it's not on how to keep a man because both Ben and Chad left you." Uma snorted.

"So you're going to act like Harry doesn't like Mal more than you." Audrey snapped.

Uma growled. She charged at Audrey, but Chad stepped in the way. He wasn't in the mood to see Audrey get her ass beat (because let's be real Uma would beat that ass),

"Uma please calm down." Chad said.

Uma gave Audrey the middle finger. "You're lucky your bodyguard saved you."

Audrey rolled her eyes. "Fish smelling skank." She cursed under her breath.

She looked at Chad. "You didn't have to do that."

"I know, I didn't want to see you get hurt." Chad said.

He looked at her and sighed. "Because unlike you I care about someone other than myself."

Audrey was hurt, but quickly shot back at him. "That's rich, Mr. Charming, as if you're not the most selfish person ever. The only thing you care about is sex and your hair gel."

Chad growled and pushed her away from him. "And you."

"What?" Audrey asked confused.

"Sex, my hair gel, and you. Those are the only things I care about." He said quietly.

"But I now know caring about one of those things was a mistake." Chad sighed.

He walked away leaving Audrey speechless.


"Okay Gil pop quiz, how do we fit in at Auradon?" Harry asked.

Gil shrugged. "Um...brownies."

Harry sighed in disappointment. "You are so lucky you're pretty."

"You think I'm pretty?" Gil smiled.

"Focus moron. Anyway the coolest things at Auradon are sports, king Ben, and the VKs." Harry smiled. "We're already a VK, however me being friends with Ben is out of the question, but all we need to do is try out for the sports team." Harry smirked.

"But the team is already set, in order to do that we'd have to duel to get there spots." Gil said confused.

"Oh no, I'm so upset that a couple of privileged snobs won't be able to stay on the sports team. Boo hoo." Harry fake cried.

"Gee buddy, I didn't realize it was getting you down so much." Gil said dumbly.

Harry sighed. "I'm going to be watching after you for the rest of our lives."

A knock was heard at the door and Harry sighed. "We're not home!" He yelled.

Mal opened the door and walked in. She looked awakardly at Harry and Gil. "Um hi guys."

"Did you not hear me say "we're not home'?" Harry scowled.

Mal rolled her eyes and sat on Gil's bed. "Hello boys."

"Hi Mal." Gil said happily.

Harry groaned. Gil was the worst wingman ever.

"What do you want Mal? Let me guess you found out Ben has a tiny pee pee, and you're crawling back to me." Harry said amused.

Mal laughed. "Believe me Ben is anything but tiny. Actually I need to talk to you."

She turned to Gil. "Do you mind giving us some privacy?"

Gil was about to get up, but Harry stopped him. "Whatever you say to me, you can say with Gil here, he's my best mate. Plus if it's something else…" Harry wiggled his eyebrows. "Then he can join."

Mal rolled her eyes. "You're disgusting."

"You love me." Harry said smugly.

"Did you videotape us having sex?" Mal asked.

Harry shrugged. "Although I do love a good sextape, I don't have a camera."

She shoved her phone in his face. "Then who sent me this."

Harry read the message and his eyes went wide. "Wow...you're screwed."


"If you hit that punching bag any harder, it's going to break." Aziz observed.

He was currently watching Lonnie pummeling a punching bag. She smiled, but kept hitting. "I'm just getting a little workout in."

"You must be really stressed." Aziz observed.

Lonnie shook her head and hit the bag harder. "Evie told me my brother was bullying Doug."

Lonnie spun around and the punching bag a flying kick.

"Ouch." Aziz said sympathetically.

"Only SImon is saying he didn't." Lonnie said. "I want to believe my brother because we're related, but even I have to admit he has anger management issues and there's this...darkness inside him." Lonnie sighed.

Aziz nodded and put a hand on her shoulder comfortingly. "I know it's hard. At the end of the day you can only trust your gut. So what does you're gut say?" Aziz asked.

Before she could answer they heard a loud scream.


Evie was devouring her third can of soup when Chad knocked on the door. She groaned and got up to open in.

"What's up." He asked.

"I feel like shit, that's what's up." Evie said.

"But you look beautiful." Chad smiled. Evie blushed but tried her best to hide it.

"Okay what do you want Mr. Charming?" Evie asked.

"I want you to meet my parents-" Chad was interrupted by Evie jumping up and down excitedly.

"You want ME to meet Cinderella and Prince Charming? Their icons, legends. OMG I learned how to be a proper princess from the-"

"Woman that changed my diapers." Chad smirked.

Evie suddenly frowned. "Wait a minute, why am I meeting your parents."

Chad sighed. "I have to see the in a couple of days for a dinner and they want me to bring my girlfriend."

"So tell them that you and Audrey broke up." Evie said.

"I don't think you understand, my dad is Prince Charming. Ladies fall over themselves to get to him. He'd be disappointed to know I've been single for months." Chad said.

"Toxic masculinity." Evie said under her breath.

"What?"

"Nothing. Now were exactly do I come in on this fabulous plan." Evie asked/

"My mom is really inspired that someone as young as you is business savvy and has a successful company despite being…"

"The daughter of the Evil Queen. I get that alot. So your mother likes me." Evie said.

Chad nodded. "Bringing you home would finally allow me to pass it off to my parents that I did something right. And believe me it's hard to do that with them."

Evie shrugged. What could possibly go wrong? "Sure, whatever I'll be your fake girlfriend."

"Great it's a date." Chad smiled.

"A FAKE date." Evie said.

He winked then walked out of the room.


Mal needed to see the Fairy Godmother. The All Powerful Fairy Godmother had to have some kind of potion to make her and Evie feel better. The Fairy Godmother was currently reading a book about Old Witchcraft. Mal eyes were almost offended by how...positive the room was. Pictures of The Fairy Godmother and Jane were everywhere, Mal couldn't help but smile by see a toddler Jane playing with a wand.

The Fairy Godmother looked up and smiled. "Wow."

"Wow?"

"You're Aura. I know you and Ben are probably scared, but you'll make great parents." She smiled.

Mal frowned. "What are you talking about?"

"Mal, oh my goodness. Did you not know. I just assumed...you're aura….it was just so obvious."

"Mal you're pregnant."

Next Time: Evie hanging out with Chad ends up makin Doug and Dizzy jealous, Mal wonders what to do with her newfound situation, Audrey and Jay start to bond, while Uma plans a date for Harry, Jane's inner demons causes her friends to worry.