Previously: Lonnie finally confronted her brother about bullying Doug, however he denies all allegations. Lonnie later vents to Aziz, however they are interrupted by a scream. Meanwhile Chad asks Evie to be his fake girlfriend to impress his parents. Ben causes controversy when he yells at a council member and accuses him of being a xenophobe. Meanwhile Mal dealt with the flu, her blackmailer, and Harry's mind games. To make matters worse Fairy Godmother told her she was pregnant.

Aziz and Lonnie quickly ran over to the source of the scream. They gasped when they saw Simon punching Doug in the face. Lonnie quickly ran over and pushed her brother off her friend. She turned and glared at Simon.

"What the hell?" Lonnie asked.

Simon gulped. He realized he had been caught in the act. Plus Lonnie was giving him the same glare their mother would give him.

"He started it." Simon said quietly.

"Don't you lie to me!" Lonnie yelled.

She glared at him and pushed him away. "Get out of here, before I do something I regret."

Simon ran away leaving the trio alone. Aziz was helping the boy stand up.

"Doug do you need us to take you to the hospital?" Lonnie asked.

Doug shook his head. "It's fine." He coughed. "I learned how to take a punch."

"I'm sorry, about my brother, he's a dick. He's constantly craving affection from our father, so he lashes out at others." Lonnie sighed.

Doug shook his head. "You don't need to apologize for HIM."

Lonnie sighed. "Come on, we'll walk you to your room."

Jane's thoughts were interrupted by a knock at her door. She frowned and got up to answer it. She saw Carlos standing there with a box of chocolate and some flowers. Jane gulped, oh god was it their anniversary? No, they have only been dating for three months. Oh god was there a three month anniversary? Was this another thing she messed up?

Carlos noticed her expression and smiled. "Relax, babe, you didn't forget anything, I just wanted to get you something special."

Jane blushed and kissed him on his cheek. "Thanks Carlos, I don't deserve you." She sighed.

She truly believed this. Why was a sweet, cute, smart boy like Carlos dating a cow like her? She wasn't smart and she could barely do magic. Maybe he was dating her out of pity.

"I think it's the other way around." Carlos smiled.

"You're kidding right? You're a total catch, what guy just brings a girl candy and flowers just because? Wait you don't expect me to sleep with you right?" Jane joked.

Carlos rolled his eyes. "No Jane."

Jane chuckled and kissed his cheek. "That's good baby, let me go change into something more comfortable and I'll be right out." Jane sighed.

Carlos nodded and laid back on her bed. As she went to the bathroom, he realized she was wearing another hoodie. Lately all she wore were hoodies and pants, no matter how hot it was. Maybe it was a new fashion trend. No, Evie would have said something, he thought. Carlos looked at the ground and noticed a flash of silver. He frowned and reached under her bed and pulled out the object.

He gasped when he realized it was a razor. The more surprising part was the fact that it dried blood on it. Suddenly it made since. The hoodies, the avoiding everyone, the moody behavior, all those bandages. Jane was hurting herself.

Jane gulped when she saw him holding the razor.

"Jane what is this?" Carlos asked.

"Carlos I can explain." She said quietly.

"Please tell me you're not doing what I think you're doing." Carlos pleaded.

Tears began to come out her eyes. "Carlos, you don't understand."

"What is there to understand? Why are you hurting yourself like this?" Carlos asked.

Jane began to sob. "You can't understand how I'm feeling Carlos. Look at me, I'm a hideous cow."

"Who told you this?" Carlos demanded.

Jane shook her head. "No one HAS to tell me, I just know."

"That's not true, you're the most beautiful girl in the world." Carlos said.

Jane sighed. "I don't know why you're wasting time with me, you can do so much better."

Carlos shook his head. "No, you're the only girl I want. I…I love you."

Jane paused. "I love you too."

She kissed him and smiled weakly. He told her he loved her. And she told him she loved him back. Were things going her way?

"Jane, I think we might need to talk to someone. You're going to need some help." Carlos sighed.

"Is there something wrong with me?" Jane asked.

"No, but what you're doing to yourself isn't healthy. We need to talk to adult, or a doctor. Why don't we see your mom?" Carlos asked.

Jane's eyes went wide. "Oh god no, do you know what she'd say if she found out."

Jane shook her head. "I'll go see a guidance counselor or someone I know won't tell my mom."

Carlos nodded. Jane looked at him. "Carlos…can you hold me?"

"Sure Jane." He wrapped his arms around his girlfriend and the two sat there in silence.

It was a Saturday and Audrey had no plans. This was awful. It was a sign of the apocalypse. The prettiest girl in school, having no plans. She had no boyfriend (not counting her fake relationship with Jay), her friends were too busy with their relationships to pay attention to her, and now she didn't even have the school play to keep her busy.

"What have I done, to deserve a fate like this?" Audrey sighed.

She found herself walking down the boys dorm, not really sure where she was going. She let her feet do the leading. She stopped when she realized she passed Jay and Carlos's door. She supposed hanging out with them wouldn't be that bad. She could do better, but she could do a lot worse.

She knocked on the door and waited for someone to answer. Jay opened it slowly and looked at Audrey. He raised an eyebrow and looked at her from head to toe.

"What do you want princess?" He asked.

Audrey shrugged. "I'm bored and you it's not like you have anything better to do."

Audrey pushed past him and walked inside. Her eyes widened when she saw all the money on his bed.

"Holy shit. Do you really get all of this from dealing drugs?" She asked.

Jay grunted and closed his door. "I never said you could come in. You better not snitch on me."

"Please you're not even worth me wasting a breath." Audrey said.

"Then why are you here?" Jay asked.

Audrey ignored him and went to his fridge. She opened it and pulled out a soda. She chugged it down and smirked.

"Delicious." She smiled.

"Why, you're manners suggest you were raised on the Isle." Jay smirked.

Audrey laughed. "Please I can't be that bad."

"Haha, very funny. That's why Ben left you for a VK." Jay smirked.

"And that's why Lonnie left you for an AK." Audrey snapped.

Jay growled. "Touché, Audrey. It's not like a VK is going to be Sleeping Beauty in the school play, oh wait isn't Uma playing sleeping Beauty?"

Audrey snarled and slapped him. "I hate you!"

"That's why you're in MY room." Jay said.

"No wonder, Lonnie doesn't want to be around you, you're cocky and repulsive." Audrey said.

"And you're such a prize? Chad and Ben left you, hell you need a guy to FAKE date you, just because no one will give you the time of day." Jay yelled.

Audrey growled. "And you're just a stupid thief, who's never going to get anywhere in life."

"At least I'm devilishly handsome." Jay said.

"As if." She hissed.

The two stood there in their stubborn silence, giving each other their best death stares. That's when something surprising happened. Audrey pulled Jay in and kissed him. Jay was taken by surprised but quickly adapted and kissed her back.

He picked her up and carried her to the bed, as they continued their rough make out session. She pulled away for a second and took a deep breath.

"Do you have a condom?" She asked.

Uma and Gil were currently in the mess hall devouring whatever food the cafeteria was offering. Uma moaned with delight.

"These preppies may be repulsive, but they sure know how to cook. It's so refreshing to have food that doesn't have mold on it." Uma smiled.

"You're telling me, if only Harry was here to enjoy this meal." Gil smiled.

Uma felt her heart sink a little. Harry didn't spend as much time with them as he used to. Well sure he saw Gil, since they shared a room (she was 95% sure they were friends with benefits), but he never really bothered to spend time with them. The three of them used to be inseparable, lately it felt like it was just her and Gil. Gil was great, he was like a precious baby that needed protection, but Harry was always the one to spice things up. He was surprisingly the glue in their friendship.

"We don't need Harry to have a good time." Uma said to Gil.

"You're right Uma, I for sure thought you would be heartbroken and going into a jealous rage. Especially since Harry and Mal slept together." Gil said.

Uma froze. Did he just say what she thought he said?

"What did you just say?" She asked.

Gil realized his mistake and gulped. "Please don't hurt me. Or Harry. Or anybody." Gil slowly pulled the knives off the table just to be safe.

"So he lied to me." Uma said.

"My first mate lied to me. My best friend lied to me. Harry Hook lied to me." Uma said.

The water in the cafeteria began to bubble and boil. Everyone stepped back in shock. Gil put a comforting hand on her wrist.

"Uma, everything is going to fine." He tried to say.

He really hoped that Harry had a bag packed and was ready to go, because Uma was out for blood. She screamed and the boiling hot water was thrown around the room, causing everyone to scream and jump back. She got up slowly and walked out the door. Gil cautiously walked behind her.

"I'm going to kill Harry. Then Mal. Then I'm going to destroy this precious little kingdom." Uma said.

Gil gulped. He really hoped he didn't just wet his pants. The two marched down the boys dorm. As they passed Jay's door loud moaning and grunts could be heard, but the two decided to investigate that later and moved down to Harry and Gil's room. Uma kicked down the door and barged in.

Harry looked surprised. He was currently eating some cereal and watching tv. He looked at his friends and smiled.

"What's up mates?" He asked.

"You lying scumbag!" Uma screamed.

Harry frowned. Sure he was a liar, and he could be considered a scumbag, but he wasn't sure why Uma thought this.

"Uma, dearie, what's the matter?" Harry asked.

Uma picked up the kitchen table and threw it into the wall. The table broke into a dozen pieces. Uma turned to Harry and growled.

"You lied to me about being with Mal." Uma hissed.

Harry frowned and turned to Gil. "Gil you told her?" He almost seemed hurt that his friend would betray him. Gil frowned.

"I didn't mean to. Please don't hate me." Gil pleaded.

Harry ignored him and turned to Uma. "Uma I'm sorry, I knew you would be mad, and besides it was just a onetime thing, I don't see what harm could come from it."

"The harm is that out of all the people you could have slept with you chose HER. One of my worst enemies. Then you lied about it. I thought we promised that the three of us would never lie to each other? Does our friendship mean nothing to you? Do I mean nothing to you!" Uma yelled.

"Don't you dare say that! You and Gil mean everything to mean. But what I do in my bed is my business."

"Do you love her?" Uma asked.

Harry looked away and refused to meet her glance. "Answer me! Do you, Harry Hook love Mal?"

Harry finally looked up at her and sighed. "I'm so sorry Uma. I never meant to hurt you."

Uma felt tears come to her eyes. "I wish you were dead." She snarled.

She then punched Harry in the face causing the pirate to fall back into the shattered table remains. Uma then stormed out leaving Gil and a broken Harry. Gil reached over to Harry, however Harry slapped his hand away.

"Leave me alone Gil! I don't need anything from you. All you do is ruin everything." Harry snarled.

Gil pouted and began to cry. He took off and left the room. Why would Harry say something so mean to him? Didn't he know Gil loved him with all his heart? Was something wrong with him? Gil kept running and crying until he ended up in the girls dorm. He saw Mal's room and smiled. Mal was usually very nice to him. Plus she knew Harry really well, maybe she could help him make Harry forgive him. Gil happily skipped in her room and was surprised to find her crying her eyes out.

Mal looked up at Gil and frowned.

"Hey Gil, do you need something?" She noticed he was also crying.

"Why are you crying?" He asked.

Mal shook her head. "It's just dumb girl stuff, you wouldn't understand."

Hopefully he would chalk it up to a period and just leave. Then she could figure out what to do with this baby. What if she kept it? Could she be a teen mom? Oh god a teen mom with Harry Hook's baby? Ben would definitely break up with her. And he was justified, Mal thought. She sighed and sat back.

"You can talk to me about dumb girl stuff." Gil said.

Mal shook her head. "You wouldn't understand."

Mal then broke down into tears. Gil held her as she cried.

"I'm pregnant Gil. And I'm so scared about the future." Mal cried.

Gil froze. "You're pregnant?"

Mal nodded.

"It's Harry's isn't it?" Gil asked.

He felt his heart sink a little. Mal looked away and nodded. The two sat there in silence, unsure what to say to the other.

"All you need to do is make an apology statement to the press." Belle said to her son.

Ben tried to listen, but he was distracted by thinking of how unfair this was.

"Mom, I don't know if I can apologize. I can't completely say I'm sorry. A lot of the people on the council are xenophobes and bigots. I can't let them keep running things like how they've been doing." Ben said.

"I understand, it's just…being king is complicated. Sometimes you have to do things that you don't think are right, for the good of the kingdom." His mother said.

Ben sighed. "I'll work on my apology statement and release it tomorrow."

Belle nodded. Ben decided to finally look his mother in the eyes. "Mom, is Dad disappointed in me."

Belle sighed. It was obvious she didn't want to answer.

"He just doesn't know if you can handle the pressures of being king, along with school, Mal-" Belle was interrupted by Ben.

"Mal is not a distraction. We're completely fine, and I plan for us to stay that way." Ben said.

"So when meeting my parents make sure you don't mention anything about the house being clean." Chad instructed.

Evie frowned. "Why is that?"

"Cleaning brings up bad memories from my mom's past, but she hates having the servants doing it, so it's a complicated matter." Chad revealed.

Evie nodded. "I can do that. I also spent all last night memorizing what knives and forks to use." Evie smiled.

Chad nodded and sighed. "I hope this works."

"It has to work." He sighed.

Evie reached out and touched his hand. "It will work, I'm going to knock the socks of your parents."

Chad smiled. He suddenly realized how beautiful her eyes were. Or how nice she smelled. Chad reached out and pushed a lock of blue hair out of her face. She was surprised by the contact and blushed.

"I'm sure they're going to love you. You're amazing Evie." Chad said.

They both were surprised by the kind words coming out of her mouth.

"So I see it didn't take long for you to find your prince." Doug said bitterly.

Evie and Chad turned to see Doug glaring at them. Chad gave off a forced fake cough, while Evie looked guilty. She wondered why she felt guilty, it's not like anything was going on. She quickly got up.

"Doug let me explain." Evie said.

Doug shook his head. "What is there to explain? Go be happy with your prince, you don't need to settle for a dwarf anymore."

Doug stormed off and Evie frowned. "Doug!" She called out.

He didn't look back at her. She felt tears stream down her face and looked at Chad. "What did I do?" She asked.

She then saw another sight. Behind Chad was Dizzy. She looked hurt as she watched Evie and Chad. She ran away crying, leaving a broken Evie and a confused Chad.

"What's going on right now?" Chad asked.

"They must have heard about the dinner date, and assumed something is going on." Evie panicked.

"Oh, yeah, just tell them we're just friends." Chad seemed slightly disappointed to say this, but Evie didn't notice.

Next: Aziz, Gil, and Harry duel in hopes to get a spot on the tourney team, Audrey asks Mal for advice, while Mal struggles with talking to Ben and Harry about the baby, and Evie meets Chad's parents, Carlos's nightmares become worse.