A/N: The following is a parody and a fanfiction. I own only my characters and the plot. I also don't apologize for the following political jokes, but I will apologize if any other joke offends you.

(A/N: Warning, minor references as usual to my other works.)

The Warper News Network (the series)

April 2019

(Cues: Z-TV Techno Song)

The logo flashes with three letters, "WNN", the Warper News Network. WNN is one of the three major news networks among reality warpers, who's lately been rather reserved.

"WNN, the place that's not fake-conservative Fox, idiotically liberal MSNBC, and more classy than Nude News Network. We're the Warper News Network bringing you our neutral outlook! Introducing Zamazu and Goku Black." The announcer said as the lights shine on the set.

Before those could do could even worse, Beerus erased them a snap of their fingers.

"As if we'd let those two do news. I've seen Zamasu's internet feeds. He makes the ramblings of that Fryman fool sound coherent." Beerus said dusting off his hands as he and Whis took their seats. "April Fools, you warpers."

"It's long past that, and we apologize for the lateness. Apparently, someone thought it would be to funny to flood our studio with pudding of all flavors. We're still trying to clean it up and figure out who's responsible." Whis said as Goku could be seen in the background eating some of that pudding.

"In current events, Merch and Beth have finally tied the knot in marriage knocking down the number of 10th level warper bachelors. Rumors have pinged up that the family is moving to CN-Zen Kuro." Beerus said with a sigh of relief. "About time they tied the knot…they've been teasing it for months."

"Speaking of CN-Zen Kuro, property values are increasing steadily as more warpers seek as a safe haven. It's grown as a popular choice. Especially after the destruction of Kitsune-Sei by Pinkamena." Whis said as stats were shown on screen. "Right now, among warpers, it's growing to be in the bottom 500."

"And you're thinking that's not impressive, remember that the universe is barely a year old." Beerus said. "Of course, it's already became the biggest CN cluster, enough to be called a "main hub" alongside Nik-Alpha Orange and Dis-Delta Blue."

"In a bit of disappointing news, Mirai Studios has announcement another slow down of content due to the creative team needing a break after a bit of burn out. Considering the schedule slipping, let's just hope this doesn't continue on." Whis remarked.

"Speaking of that oracle, we're going to give a shout-out to a rising star. Skorch. Thank you for your contributions to warper society. Thanks for the laughs and we expect many more." Beerus said.

"And lastly, we must to disclose a rumor about the location of the Master Metsu Emerald." Whis said as the music suddenly stopped, and everyone turned their heads at Whis.

"You know where it is?!" Vegeta screamed.

"Why it's…."

The footage cuts out leaving an image of a chibi Goku Black with his head rammed through a television and Vegeta looking down at it with a wrench.

"Sorry, we're experiencing April Fools. We'll return to this scene…sometime never."

(A/N: Cue the rickroll…and let's hope this month is more productive than the last. And shoutout to my friend, SkorchNTorch. The man giving us a Dragon Ball Z watches Death Battle! Now if only I could someone willing to get the cast to watch DBZ Abridged.)