A/N: The following is a parody and a fanfiction. I own only my characters and the plot. I also don't apologize for the following political jokes, but I will apologize if any other joke offends you.

(A/N: Warning, minor references as usual to my other works.)

The Warper News Network (the series)

May 2019

(Cues: Z-TV Techno Song)

The logo flashes with three letters, "WNN", the Warper News Network. WNN is one of the three major news networks among reality warpers, who's lately been rather reserved.

"WNN, the place that's not fake-conservative Fox, idiotically liberal MSNBC, and more classy than Nude News Network. We're the Warper News Network bringing you our neutral outlook! Introducing Kale and Male Kale." The announcer said as the lights shine on the set.

Broly and Kale were in the middle of a bit of an argument with Caulifla.

"No! I don't give a shit if the investigation! I will not tolerate Trump jokes…they're the lowest of comedy!" Caulifla remarked.

"But I have so much material…" Kale protested.

"NO! Make fun of someone else! Call Barr a pussy or something." Caulifla said.

"Personally, I…." Broly said only for Caulifla to cut him off with, "Shut up, Male Kale!"

"Enough with the pointless filler, we're on the air!" Beerus yelled off-screen.

Caulifla walked off as introductions were hastily made.

"First off on our news cycle is the slowdown of Mirai Studios being that most of their team are still college students. However, there's a secret new project in the works. This pilot is being dropped sometime this month." Broly said excited for what's to come.

"In political news, President Tara Strong of CN-Zen Kuro continues to be beloved by the people with her approval barely moving from her 73% percent approval ratings." Kale remarked. "Wait…wasn't she accused of secret dealings with the Kids Next Door?"

"No. It's actually more of an alliance. Let's be real, it's either side with that or let them run wild. At least, she's trying to push them in the right direction." Broly said exasperated. "With that being said, we have one last announcement before we close…"

Before Broly could start, Goku came charging in with Frieza and Cell all knowing terrified.

"Guys, we need to cancel the show. We have a problem! It's Moro, he's got warper powers!" Goku said terrified.

Caulifla dreaded the thought of that planet eating creep and screamed who told him the secret. Everyone shrugged before scrambling for a fight.

"Looks like we'll have to cut this short! Live fast and live free, warpers!" Broly said before rushing off to change.

The camera feed cut out.

(A/N: This is late due to studying and finals.)