A/N: The following is a parody and a fanfiction. I own only my characters and the plot. I also don't apologize for the following political jokes, but I will apologize if any other joke offends you.

(A/N: Warning, minor references as usual to my other works.)

The Warper News Network (the series)

Late June 2019

(Cues: Z-TV Techno Song)

The logo flashes with three letters, "WNN", the Warper News Network. WNN is one of the three major news networks among reality warpers, who's lately been rather reserved.

"WNN, the place that's not fake-conservative Fox, idiotically liberal MSNBC, and more classy than Nude News Network. We're the Warper News Network bringing you our neutral outlook! Introducing Kale and Male Kale." The announcer said as the lights shine on the set.

The studio was in a complete disarray and in ruins as Broly and Kale looked ragged and worse for wear.

"We apologize for ragged look and ruined studio. And that this is late…we were attacked." Kale said sadly.

"By social justice warriors of Space Amazonia. Tried to censor and ruin everything fun. Bleh. At least the reasonable ones from the Warriors with Purpose showed up." Caulifla yelled from off-screen.

"However, we have good news in that we're having an interview with the famous emo, Son Gohan." Broly said excitedly.

"No…we're not. They destroyed the weed we were going to pay him with." Caulifla said walking on-screen with a DVD. "So he recorded this because we couldn't pay him."

Broly shoved it into the player as that theme that often plays when the mood for shilling merch goes on. Gohan pinged on screen, the emo had his trademark deadpan look while leaning back in a beach chair on some ritzy hotel in West City.

"What's up, Warper News Network chumps? You have blessed with the sound of voice as I shill out some more merch for the shop! This month we got the new shirts in. This time you can grab the new Warper News Network shirt to show some love for these yokels."

The shirt showed up on screen being a black t-shirt having the WNN newsdesk with Caulifla, Kale, Beerus, and Whis in suits as "WNN" lit up above them.

"I wonder if we get a discount." Broly thought.

"And no, we are getting you cheap news bastards any discounts."

Broly groaned and Caulifla flipped off the screen.

"Moving on, we also got a new shirt of me. Similar to the old one, just with me backhanding my idiot father. These will all be available amongst the previous shirts for a limited time. Now if you excuse, I need to smoke up. Later bitches."

Gohan flipped them off before the video ended leaving an angry Caulifla to scream, "What about our call to Daimotodaichi?!"

"And sadly, we're out of time." Kale said dryly. "I'm Kale and he's Broly."

"And I'm still pissed!" Caulifla said walking off screen. "I'm going to see if there is any social justice douchebags we missed so I can kill them."

"Sorry for being late…this month. We hope to fix this is the future!" Broly said as a headlight fell on Kale's head and another on the camera. "…Crap."

End Transmission

(A/N: Yes, so I'm mostly back to writing stuff for the most part. I'm so sorry this was late again, but life gets in the way. I owe so much updates and stuff like the Maelstrom of Stardew, FusionFall Infinite, and Sekirei Blackthorned are not easy to produce unless I have consistent write to do them and give them plenty of love and attention. It isn't like The Outsider's Insurrection, where it's much easier to get out ideas and isn't bogged by my multiverse's continuity (for the most part). Either way, expect a slow but fruitful month. See ya, next time!)