A/N: The following is a parody and a fanfiction. I own only my characters and the plot. I also don't apologize for the following political jokes, but I will apologize if any other joke offends you.

(A/N: Warning, minor references as usual to my other works.)

The Warper News Network (the series)

August 2019

(Cues: Z-TV Techno Song)

The logo flashes with three letters, "WNN", the Warper News Network. WNN is one of the three major news networks among reality warpers, who's lately been rather reserved.

"WNN, the place that's not fake-conservative Fox, idiotically liberal MSNBC, and more classy than Nude News Network. We're the Warper News Network bringing you our neutral outlook! Introducing Chi-Chi." The announcer said as the lights shine on the set.

Chi-Chi was dressed up in a suit and welcomed the viewers before getting to the news. Before she could speak, Beerus walked up.

"A bit late, but a moment of silence for Cameron Boyce." Beerus said as they gave a moment of silence. "He deserved better than Descendants 3. We'll miss you."

Beerus left and Chi-Chi cleared her throat.

"In entertainment news, Mirai Studios is preparing for a boost in time for content creation this month. Thankfully, shows like the Maelstrom of Stardew will finally get some content." Chi-Chi said with a bit of relief. "There's also the fact that apparently production on RWBY content out of them has slowed. Something about neglecting other projects. And now Caulifla with politics."

The camera turns to Caulifla sitting with her feet up on the desk looking bored.

"Nothing's new, really. The Democrats running for President…are…there. What do you expect? Making fun of either party is just a chore, and there's over 700 people registering to run for the presidency." Caulifla said dryly. "And back to you, Chi-Chi."

The camera turns back to Chi-Chi looking frazzled over this saying that Caulifla was supposed to say some actual news.

"I'm sorry, but I can't anyone in politics seriously anymore." Caulifla said from off-camera. "Insert who people mostly blame here."

"Well, is there anything to even report?" Chi-Chi asked.

"The Boondocks is coming back." Piccolo said from off-camera as Chi-Chi rolled her eyes.

"Actual news!" Chi-Chi demanded.

"Hey, the Boondocks was a good show!" Piccolo shot back. "I suppose you want to report that the wedding between Merch and Beth is going to actually happen!"

"Wait, what?" Chi-Chi said as a stage light fall on her cutting off the broadcast.

(A/N: The Boondocks is back, and I'm so pumped. Yes, you'll be getting a new addition to the Rick and Morty side-series at last. Also, I will be putting RWBYverse is Infinite on hiatus until I get my other projects going…so no updates for it for this month.)