A/N: The following is a parody and a fanfiction. I own only my characters and the plot. I also don't apologize for the following political jokes, but I will apologize if any other joke offends you.

(A/N: Warning, minor references as usual to my other works.)

The Warper News Network (the series)

September 2019

(Cues: Z-TV Techno Song)

The logo flashes with three letters, "WNN", the Warper News Network. WNN is one of the three major news networks among reality warpers, who's lately been rather reserved.

"WNN, the place that's not fake-conservative Fox, idiotically liberal MSNBC, and more classy than Nude News Network. We're the Warper News Network bringing you our neutral outlook! Introducing Beerus and Whis." The announcer said as the lights shine on the set. "Wow, it's been a while."

"All right, we got a full news day for you. To start off with it, Tumblr is still burning to the grounds. We mourn the loss of good art. In more important news, a new OU has opened up to take pets who have lost their owners or were recused from abusive ones." Beerus said as Whis perked up.

"Who's it run by?" Whis said.

"Some guy…forgot his name, Wick or something?" Beerus said as Whis started to sweat. "What?"

"Nothing, let's just switch to the recording of the interview." Whis said as the footage shifted to a conference room where Lazuli sat in one head and Desmond Bishop sat in another.

"Mister Bishops, you made quite a scene by sending a bit of Rei clones to the Order." Lazuli said as he nodded. "Your actions have gotten you good press….by the Social Justice Warriors."

"I don't think that's a good thing, isn't it?" Desmond said sheepishly.

"No, not at all. That means everyone else is more likely to hate you. Others are saying the Reis were a bribe. But I'm here about facts. The fact is those 51 clones have scattered and ended up in…interesting scenarios." Lazuli said.

Desmond defended his choice saying it was better for them then to end up under Gendo's heel.

"Yeah about that. Two of them were adopted by Pinkamena." Lazuli said as Desmond balked. "Another is seeking Joshinari Blackthorn to train her."

"And the rest?" Desmond asked.

"There's a Rei that joined the Integra Church." Lapis said positively. "Two others were spotted heading CN-Zen Kuro."

"But the others?" Desmond asked again.

"Don't know, but we have not heard anything. We can assume the best. Besides, what's stopping Gendo from buying more clones?" Lazuli asked.

"Wait, you can buy Rei clones?!" Desmond said as the interview cuts out.

Back to Beerus and Whis, both looking concerned.

"Technical difficulties. We'll have to release the interview online later in the month. Moving on, there's the release of a new version of Evangelion made by one of those Rei. Apparently, the difference is Rei, Shinji, and Asuka are c…" Beerus said as Whis shushed him.

"Spoilers." Whis warned.

Whis cleared his throat and continued, "Word from Mirai Studios had come out that production on RWBY related material is slowing to a halt. While it's been eaten up by the fandom, other projects were being neglected."

"Yeah, where the next Maelstrom of Stardew? It's been months!" Beerus ranted.

"At least we're getting more Multiverse of the Stars." Whis said only for Beerus to slap the coffee out of his hand.

"Three months! And where's…." Beerus said before being dragged off-camera by a Rei as he ranted. "And are we even going to talk about KickVic!?"

"And that's all our time. Stay warping, space warriors!" Whis said as the feed cut out.

(A/N: Yes, it's early for us in the East. However, I wanted to get this out to reference DSX64215's Eva fic. I did only show part of the interview. Maybe he and I could make a short story out of it, and it'll end up here. I did want to reveal that while Desmond did a good thing in his eyes, but, seeing it's the multiverse, I wanted to point how it could royally backfire.)