The Warper News Network (the series)

November 2019

(Cues: Z-TV Techno Song)

The logo flashes with three letters, "WNN", the Warper News Network. WNN is one of the three major news networks among reality warpers, who's lately been rather reserved.

"WNN, the place that's not fake-conservative Fox, idiotically liberal MSNBC, and more classy than Nude News Network. We're the Warper News Network bringing you our neutral outlook! Introducing Rei and Kale." The announcer said as the lights shine on the set.

"Greeting warpers, I am Rei. Welcome to Warper News Network." Rei said as Kale remarked similar meetings.

"Let's begin with some news of yesterday. Halloween marked big parades across the world and with a few being centered on Ruby Rose as it was her birthday yesterday. Congrats…and let's hope your show gets better." Rei said kindly.

"Of course, one such event marked tragedy in CN-Zen Kuro. A terrorist attack had left several injured and a few deaths. Molly Micher, Dana Angel, and Evey D Roberts. We're sorry your lives were taken." Kale said remarked somberly.

"And the culprit of this attack?" Rei remarked. "Is still at large at the moment, and the only evidence found was a cracked Glorb."

"Moving onto politics, the parties are still fighting, the President has moved to Florida for residency, and the people are waiting for the term to end." Rei reported.

"You think he'll be impeached?" Kale asked.

"Frankly, who cares? America is screwed either way because of either leading party. The president is a mere speck on the sea of issues we have. He's just blatant and obvious. Will getting rid of him solve the problem? Who knows? Honestly, politics is something I leave to the "brave" souls willing to wade in that muddled water." Rei remarked sharply. "Besides, we have actual news to talk about. Like Pinkamena."

"Oh right. Pinkamena has settled down on in a version of Equestria." Kale said looking down at the papers. "Replaced their Pinkie who blew herself up in a baking accident."

"I bet that place is a hellhole." Beerus said off-camera.

"I concur." Whis remarked off-camera.

"Actually, reports have confirmed she has taken over wresting control away from Luna and Celestia before taking the throne as Queen. She's actually made several advances in improving life there under the motto of "Make Equestria Great Always" while wearing pink hats." Rei said stoically as an image of Queen Pinkamena appeared.

"Okay. She has to be trolling the news." Beerus said dryly.

"I pity the townsfolk." Whis said.

"But quality of life is high and there's free health care." Rei said flatly. "If the woman is making things better and not being a tyrant, then I'll give her credit for it."

"She still did take over the place by force." Kale retorted.

"Either way, Mirai Studios has announced the cancellation of Path of Shadows and that Remnant's Four Shadows has been renewed for two more volumes. The finale to Volume 2 will be released his month." Rei said looking at her watch. "And that's all the time we have today. Have a great Liberty Day."

The feed cut out and for once the studio was intact with no damage.

(A/N: On time for once, and I want to thank you all for the reads, reviews, and so on. Now before you ask, I had to axe them. Raising stakes and it fulfilled a need to trim down Kenji's team. Honestly, I've grown to want to distance myself from monkeycheese. I really don't like the direction his art's gone, and I just couldn't keep his characters around. I almost decided to axe Jerome, but…I have other plans for him. Let's make this month count.)