SPOILER ALERT! Though this is based off anime episode 16, the fights gonna be somewhat different from canon and I'm introducing a familiar character. Hope you enjoy it, it was fun to write!
1) Mitchell: OMG! Your a pure genius! That Diamondhead joke got me good! I'm also glad you appreciate my posting speed, your the first to praise me for that.
"WHAT?! Uh ma, I really, REALLY don't think that's a good idea... yea, I know, but not ALL monsters are as nice as Mo... look just... NO, don't call grandpa to get you... hello? Hello! *sigh* ... Crap" said everyones favorite shape-shifter. He was just on the phone with his mother, she called about Parents Day at Yokai Academy, but how she found out was a mystery itself. He was walking to his homeroom when... "Ben?" Called a sweet voice, making Ben jump. He turned to see Moka behind him. "Oh, hey Moka" he said, calming down. "Whats wrong, your never usually this jumpy" asked the vampire. "Ugh, its just my mom. Ya know, moms and mom-stuff" Ben chuckled, but Moka didn't join in. "Hey Moka, you ok?" Asked Ben, he must've hit a nerve. Before she could answer, "Good Morning, Mister Tennyson and Miss Akashiya, please come in!" Cheered their homeroom teacher, clearly excited for this day. She grabbed both friends by their wrists, and dragged them in... and despite her cat hearing and the friends' close proximity, none of them heard a beeping noise...
Minutes later, adults piled into the school. Everyone was in a good mood, even school bullies like Saizou (calling his parents "mommy and daddy", making Ben and Moka sweatdrop). "Hey Moka, is anyone coming to see you?" Asked Ben. Moka was quiet for a moment before answering. "No, its only me today. I was always the kid no one came to see, I'm used to it. Same for Kokoa, so I was going to spend some time with her" said Moka, with a forced smile. Ben felt bad, but then had an idea. "Not this year" he smiled, making his pink friends eyes widen. Using the Voice Command, Ben had the Omnitrix call Grandpa Max to help his mother and father to the monster realm... not surprisingly, he was already making preparations and was on his way with them. Hanging up, Moka thanked Ben. "That was so sweet of you Ben, you didn't have to do that though" she said. "No Moka, I had to... for you..." he said.
La, la, la, la, laaaaaaaaa... la, la, la, laaaaaaaaa...
"For... for me?"
"Of course, my parents consider you one of their own... they care about you... like me."
"Oh, Ben..."
"Moka..."
They started to close the gap between their faces, they got close enough for a kiss/neck-bite...
"Ben..."
"Moka..."
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Nosfer-Ben: (La-la's are cut off) Duck, lovebirds.
BANG!
"I don't need your Charity! Unless Ben takes that thing off you, you'd better not come anywhere NEAR my classroom, or you'll regret it!" Said Kokoa, with a Kou-hammer out and walking away, dragging it on the tile. She missed Moka, yet got Ben real good. "Well... that makes... 2 of us..." he said from the ground, with a red face and some blood in his mouth. "I said duck..." said Nosfer-Ben. "Oh my, Be..." she was saying, but smelt his blood. "That smell... its so good... I can't, help myself" she was about to go for his neck when both herself and the downed American were covered in a dome of mana. "Let's clean him up first" said Gwen, appearing with Kevin. "And you shouldn't eat food off the floor after 5 seconds, its a rule" said Kevin, grinning. "Not... funny..." went Ben.
(AN: Start theme song.)
Chapter 13: Parents Day wRath + Vampire
While cleaning her cousin from being whacked by his lovers sister (Moka adamantly denied this, but no one seemed to hear her... the redness on her face didn't exactly help her case either), Gwen gave him a good slap. "OW! What was that for?" He asked. "You invited your mother and father?!" Asked Gwen. "No, they invited themselves. I tried to warn... OW!" Ben said, but was slapped by Gwen again. "She's got a good arm, I'll give her that" said Nosfer-Ben, giving his daily comment. "Why do you keep hitting me?" Ben whined. "You should've warned them how dangerous it is here, especially since you almost died!" Said Gwen. Prior to the Xmas special, she learned about Nosfer-Ben's creation, which included the part where Ben was pushing daises for about 4 minutes. "You know how my mom is, what was I gonna say? Hey ma, sorry you can't come to Parents Day, mostly cause some crazy Zero Given fox tried to kill me... but I was bitten by a vampire to save my life, so its all good!" Ben said. "That COULD work..." said Nosfer-Ben. 'Did I ask you?' Asked Ben to the other Ben.
Gwen went to slap him again, but she was frozen in ice just as her hand was raised.
This make everyone (Gwen excluded) yelp in surprise. Kevin would have helped her, but Mizore popped up next to him... the girl creeped him out, she sent chills up his spine for another reason. He asked politely to let Gwen out, which lead to his own Frozen story. "Mind telling me what you guys are doing back here?" Asked the snow woman. "I should ask you the same thing, stalker!" Said Moka, becoming Frozen #3. "If you must know, I need to ask Ben a favor" said Mizore. "Unfreeze everyone, then we'll talk" said Ben. Mizore did just that, with the formerly-frozen triplets now freed shivering and hugging themselves. "My mom keeps nagging at me to meet you, you mind?" Asked Mizore. "Not at all, where is...?" Ben was asking, but saw an adult female peeking from behind a desk. 'Ah... runs in the family, I see' he said and sweatdropped to himself.
"You can come out mother, this is Ben, my boyfriend" said Mizore, pointing to Ben. "WHAT?" Said Kevin, Gwen, Moka/Inner Moka and Ben simultaneously. "W-w-wait just minute, I'm n..." Ben tried to explain. "Sorry, can you play along for a while? I accidentally told her you and I were an item" Mizore whispered to Ben. "You what?" Ben whispered back. Sure Mizore was a nice catch, but Ben felt weird about lying to her mother, that wasn't how he was brought up. "How do you ACCIDENTALLY tell your mother we're your boyfriend? That's how you this show's a bunch'a bullshit" you-know-who commented. "How do you accidentally say something like that?" Asked Kevin to Gwen. "It's a girl thing, to avoid mothers nagging us about our love-life" Gwen answered (AN: To any girls reading, if any, my sister gave your secrets up. Considering how many "boyfriends" she'd bring home, this might be a possibility).
"Pleased to meet you, I'm Tsurara" said Mizore's mother while bowing to Ben. She then leaned up to reveal fair snow-white skin and sparkling light-blue eyes, she was gorgeous. Ben had to admit Mizore took after her mom, in more ways than one. "Then again, who doesn't love a corny anime? Especially one with a nice-ass MILF" the same you-know-who commented. "You must be the popular American Doppelganger, Ben Tennyson. Your even more handsome in person than Mizore described" said Tsurara, smiling charmingly. "MOM!" Whined Mizore, getting embarrassed.
SMOOSH!
"YAHOOO! Hey Sweetums, I finally found you!" Said Kurumu, charging into Ben as usual. "Uh, hey Kurumu. How are you this morning?" Asked Ben, not surprised she was here, but Kurumu seemed to push into him more than she normally would. "Better now that I'm with you. Hey mother, we're over here!" Kurumu called out. A woman approached the group with the same hair color as Kurumu and... traffic stoppers, a cup size larger. "Next stop: Cougar-Town. Population: us" said Nosfer-Ben. 'Sorry, I missed the exit' Ben said back to Nosfer-Ben. "Cock-blocker..." said... well, use your imagination. "Hi, Miss Kurono. Nice to meet you" said Ben. Like Mizore's mom, Kurumu's looks came from the same source, Miss Kurono was as highly attractive as her daughter. It was cause of his boyish hormones, but Ben's glaze went lower for a split second... luckily no one noticed, except his inner vampire. "There's a U-Turn up aheaaaaaaaad..." he said. 'Not gonna happeeeeeeen' said Ben. "Hard-on drainer..." said Ben's vampire.
"Please, call me Ageha. The pleasures all mine, it's so nice to finally meet my cute future son-in-law" said Kurumu's mom, smiling. Ben thought she was joking like his Grandpa did, Moka/Inner Moka was unamused, and... "Uh, mom. You don't need to talk about that" said Kurumu, getting red-faced. "Why not? I need to help you and your finances wedding day" said Ageha. 'F-F-F-FINANCE?!' Thought Ben, Moka/Inner Moka, Kevin and Gwen at the same time; their pupils seemingly erased from their eyes (in Inner Moka's case, her Rosario eye). Don't get him wrong, Ben would love to have a family someday... but not so soon!
SMOOOOSH!
"That daughter of mine, she acts suggestively, but has no real... experience, under the sheets. What do you say to dinner sometime... maybe a good roll in the hay?" Asked the mother Succubus, hugging Ben. Ben's nose bled like a school water fountain. 'WHAT KIND OF MOTHER-IN-LAW WOULD SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT?!' He screamed in his head. "What are you doing to my son?" Asked... "Misses Tennyson!" Said Moka. Talk about at REALLY bad timing, there was no WORSE time than this! "Uh... hey, ma. Listen, this is... totally not what looks like, so..." Ben tried to explain to his mother, but was squeezed harder. "Oh, this your son? Well, you've certainly made a keeper, Misses Tennyson. I can feel it in my heart" said Ageha, putting her hand on her heart... as well as Ben's. This made Sandra's mouth drop, not believing what she was seeing. 'These things are so soft, its sin! This is NOT helping my good boy mentality!' Ben yelled to himself. "We've passed GO... and collected $400" said Ben's nosfer-self.
During class, Ben noticed that for some reason, Ageha and Tsurara seemed to be real aggressive to one another. Maybe because their daughters were trying to marry their future son-in-law... but it seemed to run deeper than that. When the bell rang, Ben asked Mizore and Kurumu EXACTLY what was going on, but that just lead to them pulling him back and forth. "Ah... young love, remember those days Carl?" Joked Grandpa. "Lucky, all I had was Sandra... though there were 2 others that followed me around" said Carl, joining his dad's gag. 'Dad... not you too!' Whined Ben in his thoughts.
-TIME BREAK-
PONG! PONG! PONG!
P.E. today was on a tennis court. All students were playing said sport while parents were watching. Male students were wearing white and blue shirts with blue pants, the girls wore only orange sporting outfits... Gwen was VERY uncomfortable letting all THAT show. Many boys commented Gwen as much as Moka... none of them dared make a move on her due to Kevin's (who refused to wear the uniform) matter absorbing ability, one boy tried and was threatened by an over-sized metal-spiked fist. When it was Ben's turn, he heard Mizore call him over in the woods. When he arrived, Mizore was in a VERY suggestive pose with her underwear showing and her leg bouncing up and down... which was strange as normally Kurumu was the one to do things like this. "What kept you, Ben? There's something I wanna DO, to you" she said. Geez, even her sentence was suggestive! "Uh... ok... w-w-what might that be?"
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He was Frozen's newest protagonist.
Moka, Kurumu and Yukari; who saw him wander off; got shocked. Yukari conjured a teapot with water to get him out... "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT!" Ben yelled, going Arctiguana for a second to cool himself down. "Hehehehe, sorry Ben. Still getting used to this new wand, its stronger than my old pentagram one" said Yukari. "Ugh... you don't say?" Said Ben, changing back to human.
SMOOSH!
"Oh Ben, are you ok? Show me where it hurts and I'll make it all better, is it this?" Asked Kurumu, pressing herself into him and grabbing his... "THAAAAAAAAAAT'S NOT THE ISSUE HERE!" Yelped Ben, his voice cracking. He's endured many of Kurumu's advances, but this was the first time she went as far as to grab... that. Well, at least she didn't...
SQUISH!
"Feel that? My heart's racing so fast, it might pop out right into your hand. I was super worried about you" said continued, making Ben touch one of her mounds of joy. "That's not the only thing I feel right now!" Ben said through his teeth, trying to stay in good-boy mode. Kurumu was never THIS forceful... and as a guy, there's only so much Ben could take. What she said next almost made him jump over the edge of no return...
"Do me... please..." Kurumu said, softly. Part of her felt this was totally wrong, but she couldn't risk losing him... not anymore. "W-W-W-What? O-O-O-Out here? K-K-K-K-Kurumu, w-w-w-whats gotten into you?" Ben asked, using the last few drops of his willpower to prevent himself from going off the deep end. "Something that NEEDS to be put in. If we don't, I might loose you forever and I... can't bear... that thought..." Kurumu said, beginning to edge closer to Ben. "L-L-L-L-Loose me? W-W-W-W-What are you...?" Ben couldn't finish because Kurumu was so close.
Her lips drew closer...
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Ben grabbed one of her shoulders with his free hand and put her against a tree that was behind him. Any closer, he'd be her slave. Looking in each others eyes for what felt like days, Ben edged away. "This isn't... how you, want it... is it?" He manged to say, the poor human was shaking because of the endocrines flooding through his body. "Your such a pru..." Nosfer-Ben was gonna comment. "And you, SHUT UP!" Ben screamed at his watch, not in the mood... that or his male instincts kicked in when 2 males compete for a female. Nosfer-Ben would have shrunk cartoon-style if he was out.
After getting away from Kurumu, he sat down on the dirt crisscrossed. Moka and Yukari, the only ones NOT trying to get in his pants currently, went over to him. "NOT... now... I need... a minute" Ben said, with panting in his voice. 4 minutes longer than Ben promised, he recovered from the seduction attempts. He was glad Gwen, Kevin, his parents and Grandpa Max were NOT around... this is something he'd rather NEVER speak off again. Taking a final deep breath, he stood up. "Ok... now... what the hell... is going on?" (AN: Despite being in a cartoon, this is actually a true story for me by the way, which makes this funnier for myself since I was in that situation. Not tooting my own horn either, this happened to me in High School. Only difference it was 2 sisters that had a crush on me and they were jealous of one another, so they tried to force me in bed with them because they gave into pier pressure. It's not what either of them wanted, and I was literally shaking as I forced myself away... and then their dad walked in and... yeah, never saw those girls again.)
-FLASHBACK #1-
"Kurumu, how far have you gone with Benjamin?" Asked Ageha, with her arms crossed. "Uh... what do you mean, mom? That's kinda personal" said Kurumu, red-faced. Sure, she saw her mom try to put the moves on Ben, but now she was asking how far she went with him? "Just do it with him, make him yours. It should be no problem for you, right here and now!" Said Ageha, making a fist. "But mom, I've been getting him to like me WITHOUT my succubus powers. He's not like your love slaves, he's very kind and sees me for WHO I am, not WHAT I am. And... well, we kinda never kissed except on the cheek" Kurumu explained, holding her face while blushing.
"Sounds like your relationship with him was over right when it started. If you want him, take him! Make love to him before someone else does it for you, I WON'T LOOSE TO THAT SNOWY SKANK AGAIN! Am I making myself clear?" Ageha said. "Um.. loose to who?" Asked Kurumu, not understanding. "AM I MAKING MYSELF CLEAR?!" Repeated Ageha. Kurumu was very torn, yes she wanted Ben, but not this way. If someone else does get into him then... she just nodded at her mother, hoping Ben will forgive her someday.
-FLASHBACK #2-
"Mizore, I wanna talk to you about Ben" said Tsurara. "Yeah, I need to tell you about that" said Mizore, taking Ben's advice and trying to tell her mom the truth. "You need to freeze him, that's how Yuki-Onna show our love" said Tsurara. "But mom, I promised Ben I wouldn't do that. If I want to make babies with him..." Mizore tried to say. "Then thaw him out when you feel 'the need'. If you don't freeze him and keep him by your side, don't be surprised if he ends up with that bust-for-brains' daughter, Kurumu" said Tsurara, making Mizore gasp. Yes, she promised Ben she wouldn't freeze anyone... too much, but the thought of losing him... she couldn't, she couldn't stand to think that way.
"Ok... I can't let Kurumu win, so I won't" said Mizore. "Good, he's yours to win... and Aghea's to loose" Tsurara mumbled to herself. "What was that, mother?" Asked Mizore, hearing her mom mutter but she didn't catch exactly what she said. "I said he's all your sweetie. Now go get'em, make him yours forever!"
-END FLASHBACKS-
Now a pattern was beginning to emerge, first the tenseness in the classroom and now this! Was it really just overactive assertiveness in wanting a son-in-law... or did Mizore's and Kurumu's mothers' know each other? Ben didn't have an answer, but maybe there was a way to find out. Before that though, he brought Mizore and Kurumu into a hug. "I'm flattered guys, but there's only so much a guy can take before he cracks... and that's not what you both want, right? You both want real love, apparently your moms just want to win some age old battle. Don't let them tell you how to show affection ok... you both do just fine" Ben said with a smile, warming both girls' hearts. Releasing the snow woman and succubus, he turned on his watch and went... "JETRAY!" He then took to the skies.
"Ben, where are you going?" Asked Moka. "I think I know how to find out whats going on, just cover for me. Be nice and... act normal, ok?" Said the manta, before dashing off into the distance. "You do know normal for them is about as normal as Spongebob's life, right?" Asked Nosfer-Ben. "Please, don't remind me... but that's why we love them" said Jetray. "Hell ya" answered Nosfer-Ben.
-TIME BREAK-
Reading, writing, arithmetic... classes went on and on as normal as could be for our favorite monster girls. Singing class was entertaining as well, here's what happened when Mizore and Kurumu sang:
Mizore:
Walls of ice that surround my frozen heart...
start to melt with the warm of your desire!
Can this be love, I feel for you now? Please don't tell me you can't take it!
Since the day our stars first aliiiiiiiigned... my whole worlds been frozen in tiiiiiiime!
I love you so much, I could diiiiiiiie! And I can't sleep at night.
There is a snowstorm, there is a snowstorm...
its blowing through the walls of my heart!
There is a snowstorm, there is a snowstorm...
and it fills the depths of my emotion!
Now I'm lost, I'm a prisoner of passion!
Kurumu:
Hoping you'll notice me, as you look the other way!
I'm afraid to see... what could be... in the line of your glaze!
My tender heart and quivering breasts... so alone and unadorned!
Why can't I be the one, just time me how...
my heart is yours, don't you seeeeeeeeeee?
I'll wait a countless sum of days if that's what it takes!
How can I charm your heart and take your breath away?
Your smiling face... left with no trance!
I'm blinded by bitter tears...
SO I STAND ALONE, SO I STAND ALONE!
Yahoo yahoo, don't you seeeeeeeeeee?
Kou: Crap ton of singing, not enough ass-kicking, weee.
"Damn... they'll give Rihanna a run for her money" said Nosfer-Ben. Currently, Ben is Grey Matter crawling around the school in the walls and ceilings, at this moment he's directly above music class. To find out more information about Kurumu's and Mizore's mothers' "goals", Ben decided to sneak into the library... but what good would that do? "That was pretty cool though, Mizore flash-freezes everyone and Kurumu shatters them out" the vampire continued to comment. "Yeah, they both got great voices... but lets get back on track, ok?" Asked Grey Matter. "Fine... what exactly are you planning on doing anyway?" Asked Nosfer-Ben. "Doing some research on the schools past, maybe something about Ageha and Tsurara will pop up" Grey Matter said. "Like a yearbook? Do people even keep those things anymore?" Asked Nosfer-Ben. "I'm sure this school does, its very old-fashioned" said Grey Matter.
-TIME BREAK-
Later during lunch; Ben's friends, his parents, and Kurumu's and Mizore's mom were eating together. To say it was awkward would be too light of a word. Now Sandra was wishing she had listened to her son, coming here was clearly NOT the best idea. Not only that, Grandpa Max conveniently forgot to mention humans weren't allowed here until halfway through the day. Ben had an excuse (and "proof" to go with it), what did she and her husband have? "Kurumu, dear?" Asked Ageha. "Yes, madame?!" Asked Kurumu, slightly shocked. "We need to plan yours and Ben's engagement party, let's pull out all the stops!" Said the adult succubus.
"Engagement party?!" Sandra almost yelled, spiting out her drink. "We'll tell ya later" said Gwen, unusually calm in Sandra's opinion... does this happen often to her son? "Mizore?" Asked the adult snow woman. "Yes mother?" Asked Mizore, shocked as much as Kurumu. "I think you and Ben should have a lavishing wedding, don't you?" Asked Tsurara, making Mizore flinch. "Wedding?!" Carl almost yelped, choking on his food. "We'll tell ya later" said Kevin, also calm... yup, this was a daily thing it seemed.
"Hate to break it too you, but your daughter can't possibly marry Ben. He's my Kurumu's finance, their getting married and that's that, so get the snow out of your ears!" Said Ageha. "I never said I'd marry Ben" said Mizore. "And I'd actually love that to happen, but we kinda made that stuff up" said Kurumu. "I'd take Nosfer-Asshole over these 2 in a heartbeat..." said Inner Moka, getting tired of listening to this ALL day... she wished Ben (hell, even Nosfer-Ben) was here to let her out. "You can't have a love affair without love, but you wouldn't know that, since your bust is bigger than your brain" Tsurara taunted, both mothers oblivious to their daughters confessions. Both adults continued to argue, mentioning they still tried to steal someone else's man. Their monster energies starting flaring up with rage...
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"Aren't you both a little too old for this?"
Turning around, everyone noticed Ben. He was holding some kind of book, a VERY old book, with his finger in it holding a page like a bookmark. Both monster moms rushed to Ben, begging him to be their son-in-law. "First off, you got some explaining to do... about this" Ben said, revealing the page he held. It was a photo-lineup, with 2 young females that shared the mothers' names. Their was a guy's picture below their's... sadly his name wasn't readable since the book was so old, but both present day mothers' were photobombing the poor man.
-FLASHBACK-
A little earlier in the school library...
"Now that I think about it, those songs were very ironic" said Nosfer-Ben. "How so?" Asked Ben as Brainstorm. All the books in the library were in Japanese of course, some words were too difficult for even Ben to decipher, so he changed into Brainstorm. Luckily it was around lunchtime anyway so the librarian wasn't in, which means Ben could change into his 'true shape' without consequences. "Ya know, for an alien with a big brain, your as dense as Ash" said Nosfer-Ben. "Just shut up and... AH-HA! Bingo!" Said Brainstorm, finding a book called '... ... ... Academy: 1991-1992'. The title was somewhat faded and hard to read.
"So what do you expect to find in there about them? Compare them to their daughters present day?" Nosfer-Ben commented. "No! I'm thinking..." Brainstorm said, but then he noticed what he was looking for. "Shiiiiiiiiiiiit... their hot!" Said Nosfer-Ben, making Brainstorm face-fault... but the vampire wasn't wrong. "That's not the point! Come on, we gotta show this to the others!" He said, flashing green and running out of the library with the book.
-END FLASHBACK-
"And after interviewing some teachers, I put two and two together. You've been using your own daughters to use me as payback for this guy leaving you both in the dust! Now I don't what exactly happened back then, unfortunately I was still an egg... but move on with your lives and stop living in the past, it won't solve and mistakes you made. Grow up, and stop acting like kids!" Said Ben. Both mothers looked down in thought, thinking over what Ben had told them. "But... we didn't go to school here then" said the Ageha, shattering Ben's theory to pieces. "We went to a human school together, then transferred here" said Tsurara. "But to figure that out all by yourself..." Ageha huskily said. "With little information to go on..." Tsurara huskily said, then both females tugged Ben as their daughters would. They both gleefully shouted: "YOU MUST BE MY SON-IN-LAW, YOUR PERFECT FOR ME!"
"Looks like you finally made that U-Turn..." snickered Nosfer-Ben, but Ben didn't have the energy to bother telling him to be quiet... he's got his arms full at the moment. Although Carl and Sandra's mouths were open in shock, Gwen and Kevin patted their shoulders to sit them down. "It's fine..." said Gwen. "It'll resolve itself" said Kevin, then both teens went back to their lunches. "Actually, get back on the turnpike, these divas are WAY to clingy" said Nosfer-Ben, this wasn't funny to him anymore. After tugging Ben back and forth, they let him go and flared with monster energy again. "You just don't get it, do you Tsurara?" Said Ageha. "It's you who doesn't get it, Ageha!" Said Tsurara. Both females growled like wolfs at each other until...
Ageha: CHAOS CLAWS!
Tsurara: DANCING BLIZZARD!
Ben and Nosfer-Ben: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
This verbal fight just got physical! "MOM! Cut it out!" Yelled Kurumu. "Mother, chill out already!" Said Mizore, but neither one of the monsters' mothers turned in their daughters direction. "I TAKE IT BACK, I TAKE IT ALL BACK! I DON'T WANNA GO TO COUGAR-TOWN!" Cried Nosfer-Ben like a baby. Luckily for Ben, hanging around monster girls everyday gave his hero instincts a boost, so he dodged the fighting divas just before the explosion. Sandra was scared, she didn't understand before, but she sure did now! Coming here WAS NOT A GOOD IDEA! "I'll make Ben my husband the old-fashioned way" said Kurumu. "And I promise I'll be Ben's wife someday" said Mizore. "SO STOP BEFORE YOU HURT SOMEBODY!" Both daughters yelled at their mothers, but it wan't doing any good. Gwen covered both moms' with domes of mana, trapping them. "Your both adults, your too old for petty squabbles like this! Knock it off!" She said, but the only response from the adults were...
Ageha: ULTIMATE CLAW ATTACK!
Tsurara: SNOWBALL GATLING GUN!
They destroyed Gwen's shields with little effort involved and would have attacked Gwen herself if Kevin haven't tackled her to safety. "This is why, I didn't wanna come here" he said. The motherly figures continued to fight, making more explosions and such. Even when their own daughters ran up to cool their heads, they just pushed them away without a second thought. "You haven't changed a bit since high school, still trying to swoop in and steal my man!" Yelled Tsurara. "Its not stealing when he wasn't yours to begin with! He never gave you the time of day!" Yelled Ageha. "Your one to talk, hussy! He couldn't look in your direction cause your tits turned him off!" Yelled Tsurara. "TAKE THAT BACK, STALKER!" Roared Ageha. "MAKE ME, HOOKER!" Roared Tsurara. Growling like rabid dogs, they both started up again...
Tsurara: SNOWMAN OF FEAR!
Ageha: BREAST MISSILES OF RAGE!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
"Breast missiles... really? This's how you know the shows writers' couldn't get out of the f*****g dugout" deadpanned Nosfer-Ben, unamused. Ben was telling him to shut up, but some debris almost hit him and he had to back up... knocking something off and grabbing something soft. "Beeeeeeeeeeeen..." growled someone behind him, making the hair on his neck stand up. He turned slowly, seeing Inner Moka let out and his hand was on her... he yelped in shock! "Let it go, and I won't kill you" she growled, though her face did have a slight red tint. Ben immediately retracted his hand before the words completely left her mouth, apologizing frantically.
Choosing to let this slip-up slide, Inner Moka just stood up and went to do her job since she was called out. "Aren't you ladies too old for arguing over spilled milk?" She taunted the older succubus and snow woman. Unlike her other opponents, neither of these 2 acknowledged her as an S-Class super monster, they just decided to team up to teach Inner Moka to respect her elders. "What did you say, you tramp?" Yelled Ageha to Inner Moka. "You've got some nerve, stay out of this!" Yelled Tsurara. Although Ben wanted to stop Inner Moka from attacking adults, he knew better than to interfere with her battles... that, and he thinks/knows she won't hesitate to kick him, especially after what he [accidentally] just did to her.
Inner Moka was strong, but even she's never fought 2 opponents at the same time. Not only that, these 2 had years of experience under their belts, combine that with hatred for one another and that equals Inner Moka drinking more blood than she can swallow. Ben didn't doubt her, but wanted to help all the same, so he activated the Omnitrix... and an image popped up that Ben never saw before. Did the Omnitrix unlock it because of this dire situation? Its done that in the past plenty of times. He went to slam his palm down, but Nosfer-Ben's image scrolled in his way. "Not a good idea, Ben. You don't wanna become him right now" the inner vampire warned.
Ben groaned, thinking his vampire form wanted out. "I'll use you next time, ok?" He answered, scrolling back to the new form. He raised his palm again... "Your not listening, Ben... you DON'T wanna become him!" Nosfer-Ben warned again, scrolling himself in the way. After 5 seconds of trying the to get the new form in place long enough to pound down, Ben tried another method...
Ben: Omnitrix...
Nosfer-Ben: I'm serious, DON'T...!
Ben: Newest transformation.
Nosfer-Ben: YOU IDI...!
FLASH!
"Your daughters are half your age, and more mature than you lummoxes. You should learn your..." before she could finish her well-known phrase and deliver her signature move, Ageha dodged her assault by flight and kicked Inner Moka in the back, knocking the S-Class monster to the floor. Tsurara conjured an enormous block of ice that would cause serious damage to someone beneath it... namely the vampire in its shadow!
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SHATTER!
It was smashed into a trillion tiny shards, by a bulky cat. "LEMME TELL YA SOMETHING, AGEHA KURONO AND TSURARA SHIRAYUKI! RATH IS GETTING PISSED WITH YOU BICKERING LIKE 2 LITTLE GIRLS, IT HURTS RATH'S EARS! AND USING YOUR OWN DAUGHTERS AS PAWNS IS NOT COOL!" Roared this new creature that called itself Rath in the third-person. He looked completely tiger-like, having black stripes and orange fur, a single claw on each hand and the Omnitrix symbol was in his chest. "I warned him..." said Nosfer-Ben.
Kou: Rath is an Appoplexian; large tiger-like species that are aggressive, impulsive and... (is grabbed by a white hand and squeezed) GACK!
Rath: AND LEMME TELL YA SOMETHING KOMORI NAZO! RATH FINDS YOUR JOB AS A NARRATOR REALLY ANNOYING, IT DOESN'T HELP ANYONE! (Throws Kou off-screen, the poor bat is heard crashing into something)
Rath then charged to the mothers, intent on solving the problem by smashing it. Though they were reluctant to attack him, the look in his eyes told them to defend themselves. Ageha used her "Boob Missiles" again, but Rath just punched them and nullified the attack. Roaring and leapping toward them, Tsurara froze Rath and he fell like a stone, yet he broke out a sec later. "Hey... you got... Rath wet. Rath... hates... WATEEEEEEEER!" Roared the Appoplexian, going to charge the ladies again, but Kurumu went in front of him with her arms out. "Ben, wait! She's still my mother" said Kurumu.
"LEMME TELL YA SOMETHING, KURUMU KURONO! RATH WAS RAISED TO RESPECT WOMEN... YOU SMOOSHING YOUR BUMPER CARS INTO RATH EVERYDAY DOESN'T HELP! YOU ALMOST KILLED RATH 12 TIMES ALREADY, GET SOME SURGERY DONE!" Roared the tiger-like alien, leaping over the succubus. She hugged herself in shame and looked like she'd cry. Rath's feet were frozen by Mizore, who pooped up behind him. "Ben, I get your mad at my mom, but please don't hurt her" asked the snow woman. Breaking out of the frozen slippers, Rath turned around to face Mizore. "LEMME TELL YA SOMETHING, MIZORE SHIRAYUKI! MAKING BABIES WITH RATH IS A PRIVILEGE! AND RATH HAS HIS OWN SHADOW, STALK SOMEONE ELSE!" Roared Rath, turning away to go back to his main targets. Mizore just stared, not fully registering what just happened.
SPLASH!
"HEY! RATH TOLD YOU HE DOESN'T LIKE... milk?" Said the raging tiger, somehow he stepped into a giant bowl of milk. "How cute, I didn't know you can become a kitty, desu" said Yukari, the one who conjured the milk bowl. "KITTY?!" Roared Rath, getting out of the bowl and throwing it away. "Lemme tell ya something, Yukari Sendo. Rath is NOT a kitty. And dating you is breaking the law... RATH'LL BE ARRESTED FOR CHILD MOLESTATION, FIND SOMEONE YOUR OWN AGE!" The 'kitty' continued, making Yukari cry. While he was distracted at this, Inner Moka was able to leap on his back. "BEN, YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN!" Yelled Inner Moka. "OH, YOU WANNA FIGHT NOW?" Rath roared, throwing Inner Moka off him with overwhelming force. She managed to recover in mid-air and land on her feet, thankfully.
"LEMME TELL YA SOMETHING, SILVER-HAIRED MOKA AKASHIYA THAT ONLY COMES OUT WHEN RATH REMOVES THE ROSARY! YOU TELLING EVERYONE TO LEARN THERE PLACE, IS THE SAME AS TELLING THEM A PLACE TO LEARN" Roared Rath. Inner Moka just blinked twice. "That makes no sense..." she said.
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"RATH KNOOOOOOOOOWS!" Rath roared for the 3rd time, then slammed the ground almost hitting Inner Moka. "AND LEMME TELL YA SOMETHING ELSE! RATH WISHES YOU'D STOP ACTING SO HIGH AND MIGHTY! RATH KNOWS YOUR A SWEET GIRL UNDER ALL THAT POWER, TAKE YOUR OWN ADVICE!" He roared again, continuing to attack her. If this was anyone else, Inner Moka would kick their most valuable asset off... but not Ben, she just kept dodging. Something was wrong with him and despite how his words hurt, it might be the transformation... or him again.
"Cool your ass, Ben. Think of what'cha doing right now! Is this really what you want?" Asked Nosfer-Ben. "BE QUIET OTHER ME THAT I NAMED NOSFER-BEN! RATH IS SICK OF YOU TOO, THREATENING TO TAKE OVER RATH'S BODY AND HURT RATH'S FRIENDS! AND LEMME TELL YA FIVE SOMETHINGS..." Rath roared at his Omnitrix emblem while pointing at it. "Ok, THAT'S IT!"
FLASH!
It took a bit of force on his part, but Nosfer-Ben took Rath's place. His massive amount of monster energy coupled with Rath's rampage seconds before, Ageha and Tsurara stopped dead in their tracks. Their future son-in-law was so powerful... it was scary! "Ugh... finally. Thought I'd never get o..." he began to say, but Inner Moka kicked him into...
SQUISH!
Ageha and Tsurara: Oooooooooh... Beeeeeeeeeeeeeen...
Sandra fainted, Carl called her honey and tried getting her up, Kevin and Gwen really wished they hadn't looked, Mizore and Kurumu had unreadable expressions and Inner Moka was speechless. "OH MY! Ben, your so skilled!" Said Ageha, now in heaven. "Oooooh... my husband can't do it like this" said Tsurara, also in heaven. At first, Nosfer-Ben (unintentionally for once) groped both women and when they landed... eh, lets keep it as clean as possible and just stick with having a threesome, watch the anime for a visual. "AH! It feels amazing down there!" Moaned Tsurara, loving this feeling. "If things don't work out with my daughter..." Moaned Ageha. "YOU CAN DATE ME!" They both finished.
'Can you get up now? I don't need this image in my brain' asked Ben, now that his minds not full of Rath. 'Are you KIDDING?! These girls are total drama queens, but I can deal with it!' Nosfer-Ben thought to his human half, in pervert-mode. Kevin and Gwen just stared with astonishment, and Inner Moka and the other 4 monster girls stood in a group with awkward looks on their faces... Inner Moka's eye was twitching as well. "I... can't watch anymore" said Kurumu. "He is SO, dead" Inner Moka growled. "You were the one who kicked him, though..." said Mizore, making Inner Moka shut up.
Even so, she's seen MORE than enough. She walked over to Nosfer-Ben and lifted him up by one of his legs (the monster moms' whined at this), talking to him upside down. "You have 5 seconds to let Ben out, before I rip your balls off and stuff them down Gin's throat" Inner Moka growled, resisting the urge to kill Nosfer-Ben... it was very tempting though. "I know my wrap-sheets long, Investigator Akashiya, but I'm innocent this time. Put me down, and I'll explain exactly what happened" Nosfer-Ben requested, his arms up in defense. Inner Moka smirked and took "put me down" too literal.
After Nosfer-Ben was put down, he said: "The real culprit is..." then ran out of the lunchroom, holding a certain teacher bridal style upon returning a second later.
Everyone: MISS NEKONOME?!
Miss Nekonome: (head cocks to the side) Meow?
"Please tell me your joking" deadpanned Inner Moka, not believing him for a second. "Can't baby, its as true as the tenderness of my sack. When Miss Nekonome grabbed you and Ben this morning; she also grabbed the Omnitrix, it took her blood sample, and look what happened" Nosfer-Ben claimed. No one believed him until Miss Nekonome herself admitted it made sense, as Kyattomen (AN: The male counterparts of Nekomusumes') are naturally more aggressive than the females. That... and it was their mating season this time of year, making everyone face-fault. This also caused Nosfer-Ben to cry, complaining why did he have to be the goody guy in this episode, he or Rath might have gotten some!
"So, did Ben enjoy being Miss Nekonome's male spawn?" Kevin asked "Nice, you knew?" Asked Nosfer-Ben. "So did I. Werewolfs' are the same way when we first transform" said Gin. "So... your not my son?" Asked Sandra, trying to understand, awkening from her slumber. Nosfer-Ben answered with: "Nope, he's taking a nice nap in here... but he never told me your were a nice-looking..."
POW!
Inner Moka sent him on a trip to Wall-waii. "He's my DNA sample, leave it at that" she said. Sandra and Carl were torn, it was the body of their son she was kicking after all... though his manners and behavior were another story. Even so, they trusted Inner Moka to keep an eye on the vampire transformation, plus they'd rather never come back here again... WAY too stressful for their old hearts. God bless their son for lasting this long. "Didn't hurt, was totally worth it" Nosfer-Ben, reappearing as if he wasn't damaged at all and putting himself back in the Omnitrix. "Uh... what just happened. All I saw was red and..." Ben started to say, but noticed the faces of those around him, especially his girls. "Ok... I said some stuff I didn't exactly mean. Nosfer-Ben warned me, but I didn't listen... sorry guys" Ben apologized.
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SMOOSH!
"I KNEW YOU LOVED THEM, MY DESTINED ONE!" Cheered Kurumu, happy that Ben didn't really want her most prized possessions shrunk. "I'll stalk you forever and ever" said Mizore, joining in. "I knew you were joking when you said it was against the law!" Yukari beamed. Sandra just stared, her poor baby was in quite the pickle. "Ahem" said Inner Moka, making the girls get off Ben. "What about me?" Asked the S-Class monster. "You too, Moka. But you are a kind girl under all that pride" said Ben, smiling and handing her the Rosario. Inner Moka smiled back at him and put it back on without another word.
Kou: (flies up to your screen with a wing in a cast and some bandages around his head) Not exactly a showdown; but it was 5 minutes, 55 seconds... weeeee.
-TIME BREAK-
The end of the day finally came, thank the heavens! Outside, Kurumu and Mizore reprimanded their moms about dragging them into their age old fight. "We are so sorry, Kurumu/Mizore" said the mothers', apologizing to their daughters. "And we're sorry about lying to you guys, we want Ben to fall for us naturally, not by using our powers or underhandedly" said Kurumu. "We truly love him, though forcing him wouldn't hurt..." said Mizore, making the other girls gasp, but she assured she was only kidding.
"Sorry about all this guys, but I did warn ya" said Ben to his parents. "Yes, you did sweetie. I just wanted to see your school like a normal mom" said Sandra, kissing her son. "Sweetheart, we'd better get going, we got work tomorrow" said Carl. "And I got to change the Rust-Buckets oil, and make sure the Plumbers don't find out I'm here off-duty" said Grandpa Max. "I'm coming, Carl-dear" said Sandra, but she was stopped by Moka tugged her shirt.
"Um... thank you for coming, Misses Tennyson. My parents never came to see me during Parents Day, so I feel very happy" said Moka. Sandra rubbed the pink vampires hair. "Of course, Moka-dear. But its Ben you should be thanking" Sandra smiled, making her son blush and rub the back of his neck. Waving goodbye, Sandra got in the Rust-Bucket with her father-in-law and husband. "Did she just say Carl?" Asked Tsurara. "But it that's true, that would mean..." said Ageha, coming to the same conclusion as her snowy rival... they both fainted slowly and dramatically.
"Wait, what?" Asked Ben, taking out the old yearbook and wiping the cover...
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Bellwood Academy: 1991-1992?!
"WHAT THE...? What's an American school yearbook doing in Japan?!" He asked, out-loud. "You asking me or the writer of this stupid fanfic?" Asked Nosfer-Ben, but Ben never responded to him. "Well, at least Parents Day is only once a year..." Ben sighed. "Hey, Ben? If you ever met my parents, would it bother you if they did crazy stuff like Kurumu's and Mizore's?" Asked Moka. "No, Moka. It doesn't matter how your parents act, that won't change how I feel about you" said Ben, smiling. Moka blushed bright red, Ben never stopped surprising her with his kindness. The sparkly background played, Ben and Moka edged toward each other...
"Ben..."
"Moka..."
"Ben..."
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CHUUU!
"ACK! (surprised at first, but smiles and chuckles afterward) *sighs* Yup... that figures. As for you 2..." Ben said, getting away from Moka after she finished drinking. He locked his eyes with Gin and Kevin, making them flinch. "I was awake when you admitted it... Rath would like a word with you both..."
FLASH!
Rath: LEMME TELL YA SOMETHING, KEVIN E. LEVIN AND GINEI MORIOKA!
Gin: (squeaks) N-N-Nice kitty...
Kevin: (squeaks) Please don't...
(AN: Ending Theme)
BOOM! Didn't see that coming, did ya? Carl Tennyson, being the one Ageha and Tsurara fought over all those years ago? Please don't tell me you actually thought I was gonna use Saizou's father, did ya? And of course, I included Con of Rath's ending gag. In other news, this chapter has almost broken the 8000+ word record, this whole thing was 7999 words! Its the second longest chapter ever!
So there you go, now Ben's ma and pa have visited Yokai Academy and now FULLY understand what their poor boy goes through... every... single... day. I won't have internet for another week or two, so review while I'm gone and I hope you all enjoyed this! Oh and by the way, if there's a certain alien any of you wanna see, let me know and I'll try to find a way to include it. This might be my story to write, but its yours to read.
Love you all, and see ya real soon! ;)