The limo pulled away to display, in Levi's opinion, a hideously broken-down building with a pink neon sign which seemed to howl in the night sky, Horn of Plenty. Levi groaned inwardly at the name.
Could this night possibly get any worse? He thought sighing to himself. Not liking the odds of how far they were from his apartment and the cost of a cab, he followed the men into the club.
They were greeted by an overly eccentric woman with glasses wearing a rhinestone police officer costume, complete with officer cap and thigh high boots. Her bra top was covered with sparkles as her shoulder pads jutted out and she produced a whip from behind her back. Cracking the whip at her side she cackled as she motioned the men closer.
"Gentlemen!" She cried waving her hands wide and bowing deeply reveling her pearly whites. "Welcome to our humble sanctuary! I'm Officer Hange. What do we fancy today, hmm? Women? Men? Both?" she asked wiggling her eyebrows.
Oluo stuttered and bit his tongue releasing blood about him and the woman appraised him intently. "Ahhh, I see! A closeted, repressed soul! We must set you free! Are you all the same as he?" she asked surveying the group.
"I'm comfortable in my own sexuality!" Gunther replied stepping forth. "I don't care what I see, as long as I have a good time!"
Levi's eyes flickered to the group of men.
Mike pushed Erwin forward as if offering a sacrifice. "This man is here to celebrate his bachelor party!"
Smiling widely, Hange snapped her fingers and a woman appeared at her side wearing a sexy Mrs. Claus outfit of a red bra laced with white fur on top and red underwear with a matching garter belt and a tray of cookies. A man appeared at her other side wearing a doctor type costume with a white speedo decorated with a single red cross, cuffs, and a collar complete with a red tie and a stethoscope. His tray contained shots of red syringes.
"Gentlemen, this is Hitch and Jean! These two will be your suppliers and will give you the absolute best in your VIP experience! Tell your enemies and withhold secrets from your loved ones, and enjoy your fantasies here at the Horn of Plenty!"
Eld placed his hands-on Levi's shoulders and leaned over him, the damn tree towered over him. "And this poor soul is a virgin!"
Levi felt his eyesight turn white as rage seared through his body and pumped adrenaline through his veins.
Hange smiled wickedly at him. "Let's pop your cherry then, mister!"