The Yuri Bit

Two

"Eeep," Albedo 'eeped' as the horrifying revelation hit her in the middle of a meeting of the floor guardians of the Great Tomb of Nazarick.

"Problem, Albedo?" Demiurge asked politely, the suit clad demon looking at her curiously through his glasses.

"I just realized something," the blushing Albedo admitted, "I nearly gave up my precious virginity to that beast, Shalltear!"

There was a LONG beat of silence then a certain degree of face palming from the other Guardians.

"NOT THIS AGAIN," Cocytus the massive insect warrior groaned.

"What?" Mare Bello Fiore blinked, the boy in a skirt looking confused.

"You're a VIRGIN?" Shalltear Bloodfallen blurted, looking at Albedo in surprise.

"Of COURSE I am," Albedo sniffed. "Such a precious thing should be saved for one you love."

Shalltear looked very very amused. "But how can you be sure you'll be any good for your beloved if you haven't practiced?" she pointed out.

Aura Bella Fiore put her hands over her brother's ears. "You do NOT need to hear this," she firmly decided.

"Aww," Mare pouted.

"Wait a moment, I thought that you only had... relations with your vampire brides?" Demiurge wondered aloud. "Would you not still be...?"

Shalltear smirked.

The next few minutes were a eye opening experience for them all as Shalltear went into uncomfortable detail about things she had done with her 'brides.' Including sex toys. By the time she was finished they were all clear that she was NOT a virgin.

"I REALLY. REALLY NEED A DRINK," Cocytus whimpered.

"Agreed," Aura Bella Fiore sighed.

Albedo was both disturbed... and possibly a bit turned on.

Which Shalltear, damn her, CLEARLY noticed...

To be continued...?

Notes: Yeah, very short update, sorry. I've just started reading the Light Novels for the series, and a major point is made that Albedo is a virgin. So either I would have to revise the original chapter, or address it in some other way. Went for second option.