The Yuri Bit
Part Three: OMAKE!
The meeting of the Pleiades was happening over tea, as the girls got together fairly regularly to have snacks and catch up. And, of course, gossip about their master Ainz and the Floor Guardians. Their superiors would be shocked over what got discussed here.
The girls, for instance, knew EXACTLY what went on between Shalltear and her brides. And had supervised regular maids cleaning up after them, too. They knew what Albedo did in Ainz' quarters, what Aura liked doing with interested ladies and they knew about all the love notes women liked sticking in Sebas' pockets.
Today, however, they were discussing something different.
"I would like to formally protest my not appearing in a fiction named after me," Yuri Alpha said primly, pushing up her glasses.
"Well, now you have," Solution Epsilon noted, the pretty blonde sitting nearby. A humanoid slime, she only looked like that by choice, and was dressed in a somewhat sexier maid outfit. Which made sense, considering her hobby of drawing men in then melting them...
"Is breaking the fourth wall advisable?" CZ2128 Delta asked mechanically. Often called 'Shizu' she was an automation type, and carried a science fiction like rifle with her maid costume.
"We'd probably be the ones who have to fix it," Narberal Gamma noted mildly. The dark haired doppleganger was away from Nazarick fairly often as part of her undercover work as 'Nabe the Adventurer.' Making things more complicated, her great beauty resulted in adventurers hitting on her all the time. And she HATED humans!
"Says the woman getting all the screen time," Lupusregina Beta offered. The good news, of course, was the cheery werewolf was going to get more airtime in season two of Overlord. Tho she was also going to screw up, so she was not looking forward to that.
"Could we get on track please?" Yuri Alpha suggested disapprovingly.
"Well, I understand you being upset," Entoma Vasilissa Zeta, the bug summoner said expressionlessly, "but what do you want us to do about it?"
"This also is a Shanejayell fanfiction," CZ2128 Delta broke the fourth wall again as she pointed out, "there will be certain conditions to be met to star in one of his stories. Expressing yuri affections are a primary component."
"Yuri affections?" Yuri Alpha echoed.
"You have to get sexy-times with women," Solution Epsilon provided. Having travelled along with Shalltear for awhile, she had become VERY VERY well informed on such matters. Disturbingly so, in fact. Not that she'd go into what she saw when she walked in on Shalltear and her 'brides'...
"WHAT." pretty much all the other Pleiades 'what-ed.'
"I had not heard of that," Narberal Gamma admitted. It DID explain the attractive young woman who had seemed to be interested in getting her alone last time she had been in the city as 'Nabe.' Interesting...
"So," Yuri Alpha attempted to clarify, "to get a bigger part I'd have to sleep with a woman?"
"Yes," Solution Epsilon agreed.
"But I don't KNOW many women, other than all of you..." Yuri Alpha mused.
There was a beat of dead silence as everyone processed THAT idea.
"Oh NO. I sort of see you as a mother figure." Lupusregina Beta said quickly.
"I'm physically incapable," Entoma Vasilissa Zeta noted. Basically she was a stack of bugs in a human costume...
Narberal Gamma offered, "Sorry, I'm not interested."
"I'd probably melt you, while trying," Solution Epsilon shrugged.
Yuri Alpha noted that CZ2128 Delta had been strangely quiet, and looked over at her.
"I am FULL of useful devices," CZ2128 Delta said cheerfully.
Yuri Alpha blinked, having NO idea what that meant...
To be continued...
Notes: Sorry for the short chapter. Mildly unwell.
Maids and cleaning staff know EVERYTHING that goes on where they work. So yes, it makes sense they'd know the various things going on. One thing I'm looking forward to seeing animated in season two is Sebas' adventures in the city. He seems to have EVERY girl swooning over him, but doesn't notice. Heh.
Random update on Shalltear sexy times: In one of the books, she gets vaguely turned on and reaches for her 'bride' while in front of Sebas and Solution. So I don't think it's unlikely at ALL that Solution may have seen things by accident.
"I am FULL of useful devices" is a joke from the comic Nextwave. I am weirdly tempted to write 'Shiz' as a Machine Man exply. "MY ROBOT BRAIN NEEDS BEER!" "DIE, FLESHY ONES!"