So someone asked what my semi-regular update schedule was and I am going to very tentatively say I'll try and update every Wednesday/Thursday -ish time frame I can't guarantee that, but I would like to try.
Anyway! I.O.N.
Enjoy!
The blond duo woke up laying in a small grove of trees. Chloe was startled awake by a loud sound coming from her right. Her eyes shot open and she was in a half-crouch, reaching for a weapon before she was even aware of what was going on. Or the waves of dizziness hit and she fell again.
As it turned out the reason Adrien had screamed was because a tall man, that strangely resembled a black cat, was standing over him laughing.
With a nervous glance over at her friend who was either trying to glare at the smirking man, or keep himself from laughing too, "Adrien what's going on?!"
Unfortunately, it was the man who answered, "Well, sweetheart you've landed on our beach and your frie-Hey!" Before he could finish, a girl appeared beside him and elbowed him in the stomach.
"Don't listen to him, or his stupid puns. We aren't going to hurt you." The girl was smiling sweetly, but something still felt off.
"Who are you people!?" Adrien asked in an attempt to get their attention.
It looked like the man was going to answer but the other stranger muffled his voice with her hand, "Mphf!" Then suddenly she reeled back and cradled her hand to her chest and glared at her friend.
"Ow! Plagg! You bit me!"
"You asked for it Queenie." The man, named Plagg apparently, said. But this time his tone seemed more malicious than when he was laughing at Adrien.
Finally, Chloe had had enough, "NOW HOLD UP!"
Plagg lazily glared over at her, "What?"
It was at that moment that the girl in yellow and black noticed a more than slightly annoyed Chloe lying on the ground. "Oh! I am so sorry my captain! Let me help you up!" The girl was getting closer but the blonde pirate shook off the attempted help.
"If you really want to help, tell us who you are!"
Blushing lightly in embarrassment, and slightly cowed the girl said, "Of course, my captain, apologies. I am Pollen. And this," She continued sending an annoyed huff towards the cat man, "Is Plagg. We are members of the Miraculous Fleet."
The moment the words left her mouth, it seemed Adrien could no longer contain himself and blurted out "That impawsible! Completely unbrielievable!" Everything seemed to freeze.
Then Plagg said, "I like this kid, he's got the right -"
"Don't you dare say it Plagg!"
"Cattitude!"
Both girls groaned, but the boys were having too much fun, "I don't think they Purrticularly enjoy our puns!"
"Unbeelievable!"
"I'm insalted!"
Chloe was seriously beginning to consider burying her head in the sand to avoid the puns.
Plagg shared a look with Adrien and said, "You know what I think kid?"
"What?"
"I think maybee we should keep going until they undersand the absolutely punderfully ameowsing power that is puns!"
"That's a purrfect idea."
By that point, Chloe and Pollen were just trying to block out the cackling that was going on beside them. It took a while, but they were able to ignore it all long enough, for Pollen to explain the whole situation.
On another stretch of beach Alya, Kim, and Nino were finally waking up.
Marinette smiled as she finished another braid in Tikki's hair.
So this is a thing I did. I think I spent more time trying to think of puns than anything else...
Comment what you thought!
Hope you enjoyed!
See ya next time!