Sincerely, The REAL Warriors

by Murtaugh

There are many clichés written in Warriors fanfiction, some much more bizarre than others. This is my variant of "Dear Fanfiction" for Warriors. You'll see what the cats of the Clans have to say about our stories. Be my guest and enjoy the ride.

2. Jayfeather's Mate

Dear Fanfiction,

I am a MEDICINE CAT. For all of you mousebrained twolegs out there, this means I CANNOT take a mate. I sincerely apologize if this comes as a shock. Well, actually, I don't. My mother was a medicine cat, and I think you know the complete and utter fiasco that was.

Your imaginations disturb me. I would never steal Cinderheart from Lionblaze. They're happy together, and have four toms and two she-cats. Briarlight, may she find joy in StarClan, was my patient, and my friend. That is all she will ever be to me. Willowshine is not only medicine cat, but from RIVERCLAN! Do you WANT me to be worse than my mother? And Hollyleaf… No, StarClan, just NO!

Sincerely, Jayfeather

P.S.: The closest I will ever get to having a mate is Half-Moon.

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QOTC: Who is your favorite medicine cat?