Dear Fanfiction,
What is this? MY STICK?! Why in the name of StarClan am I paired with MY STICK! I… I can't even… It sounds bad enough to those who have no clue what you are talking about! It makes it seem like Rock and I are mates! I am not mates with a tom many moons older than I am!
I went over this with you twolegs before. I have NO mate. I will NEVER have a mate. Now stop bothering me and leave me alone. Mouse-brained twolegs.
Sincerely, Jayfeather
P.S.: Now Berrynose says he ships me and the stick. Terrific. Positively terrific. As if my day could possibly get any worse.
P.P.S.: Shipping, as in "relationshipping." You twolegs think you are sooo smart. Go away.
I would like to know who started the Jayfeather/Stick pairing.
QOTC: What is your favorite sarcastic line said by Jayfeather in the books?