Dear Fanfiction,
Corrupting young, innocent minds is not the most efficient way to spread darkness and evil. You must use blood, gore, pointless battles, murder, and lots of general tragedy. Writing about the intimate acts of cats leaves a great deal to be desired. Half of them are foolish, mousebrained kits who couldn't do it well enough to save their lives! Those "M" rated fanfictions you twolegs write, whatever that rating means, should focus on evil cat overlords. Preferably us. We like killing dissenters.
Sincerely, Tigerstar, Brokenstar, Scourge, and Darktail