Sincerely, The REAL Warriors

by Murtaugh

There are many clichés written in Warriors fanfiction, some much more bizarre than others. This is my variant of "Dear Fanfiction" for Warriors. You'll see what the cats of the Clans have to say about our stories. Be my guest and enjoy the ride.

12. Of Twolegs and Highschool

Dear Fanfiction,

I do not care what you imagine and write; warriors are not, and never will be, twolegs! We do not have a "high school." Our mentors, unlike your teachers, are assigned to train a single apprentice, not multiple cats. We are absolutely not a part of that "human AU" or whatever you mousebrains call it. We have paws, fur, tails, and we walk on FOUR legs, not two!

Sincerely, Yellowfang

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QOTC: Do you agree with the rule that medicine cats are not allowed to have mates?