Dear Fanfiction,
I may have been known as one of the more open-minded cats in the Clans, but even I can't believe that some of the things you put in our Clans actually exist. Who is Harry Potter? Does he have anything to do with the "Death Eaters" mentioned in Tigerstar's bid for an alliance with this "Voldemort" fellow? Don't be surprised I know of that; Tigerstar was my greatest enemy, and I tried to be aware of everything he did.
Harry Potter and anyone with him have never appeared in the clans, and I'm not sure they exist. The magic you twolegs speak of does not exist, although StarClan can occasionally do similar things.
No pink balls have ever appeared in the Clans either. I've seen many strange things, but never a living pink ball. What is it called? Kirby? No, that has never appeared. Nor have this Kirby's alleged companions, a masked man with a sharp silver object, an orange ball with a long pointy stick, and a strange creature with a big nose and a large wooden object he used to flatten things. Nor have we met a tom named Ash with a yellow mouse companion. Mice don't even get that big.
Sincerely, Firestar
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