Sincerely, The REAL Warriors

by Murtaugh

There are many clichés written in Warriors fanfiction, some much more bizarre than others. This is my variant of "Dear Fanfiction" for Warriors. You'll see what the cats of the Clans have to say about our stories. Be my guest and enjoy the ride.

25. Gaystripe

Dear Fanfiction,

My name is GRAYstripe! You know, best friend of Firestar, former mate of Silverstream, current mate of Millie, father of Feathertail, Stormfur, Blossomfall, Briarlight, and Bumblestripe? THAT Graystripe? There is an r between the g and the a. I am NOT gay with Firestar, sheesh! No more pairing me with Firestar, you're making Silverstream, Millie, and Sandstorm mad, and trust me, you DO NOT want to deal with those three when they are mad. Graystripe, not Gaystripe. Get it? Got it? Good.

Sincerely, GRAYstripe

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QOTC: Who do you prefer Graystripe with? Silverstream, Millie, or someone else?