Sincerely, The REAL Warriors

by Murtaugh

There are many clichés written in Warriors fanfiction, some much more bizarre than others. This is my variant of "Dear Fanfiction" for Warriors. You'll see what the cats of the Clans have to say about our stories. Be my guest and enjoy the ride.

27. Tigerstar Speaks: Powerful, Not Mushy

Dear Fanfiction,

I do not love Firestar. I hate that mange-pelt kittypet. Letting useless kittypets and filth into ThunderClan, muddying warrior blood, giving away prey and herbs as if he'll never run out. Always asking for advice. Always showing compassion. It makes him weak. He wouldn't know true power if it was rammed up his muzzle.

I am not a mushy, romantic cat. I do not wish endless happiness upon every cat I see. I do not stop training when my apprentice gets so much as a scratch.

I am ambitious. I ampowerful. I am ruthless. I kill those who dare to cross me. Stop portraying me incorrectly. If you mousebrained twolegs keep doing it, I will hunt you down myself. Do not test me.

Sincerely, Tigerstar

P.S: I do not love Bluestar either. Why don't you GET IT?