Drop It
"Stop laughing."
"I'm… not…"
"I swear, Kagome, if you don't stop laughing at me—"
"I'm not… laughing…"
"Goddammit—"
"… I'm just… processing…"
"Can you process while you open the damn door?"
"Maaaaaaybe."
"And quit with the laughing already."
"I'm just processing."
"Could you just hurry up and let me in?!"
"Okay, okay. Don't get your boxers in a twist. Especially since—"
"Kagome, don't you dare finish that—"
"—they're all you've got on at the moment."
"You're asking for it."
"I ask for a lot of things I don't get, Inuyasha. Man, why did my phone battery have to die now of all times? Maybe I can find the digital camera…"
"DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE."
"Shhhh! You're going to wake the neighbors."
"And whose fault is that?! Just unlock the sliding glass door and let. Me. In."
"How exactly did you lock yourself out on the balcony in the first place?"
"Keh!"
"And on your human night, too—you never go outside on your human night."
"… does it matter? Just hurry up!"
"All right, all right!"
"Fucking FINALLY. It was starting to get balls cold out there."
"Hm. I noticed."
"Shut up."
"Sooooo… why were you out on the balcony in nothing but your boxers again?"
"Doesn't matter."
"Oh come on, just tell me."
"No way."
"Come on!"
"Keh!"
"I let you in! I rescued you! The least you can do is tell me!"
"The least you can do is shut up and forget about it."
"I'm your wife, you're supposed to tell me things."
"Yeah, well, didn't your vows say something about 'love, honor, and cherish'? How 'bout you honor my request to fucking drop it?"
"Don't wanna."
"Tough. I ain't telling."
"Oh really?"
"That's what I said."
"Hmm… well, I might drop it if something were to distract me… like maybe if…"
"… if?"
"Drop your boxers first and then I'll think about dropping it."
"… you asked for it, woman."
"I kno—mmph!"
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A/N: My second attempt at the dialogue challenge.