Izuku's Note:
Hey guys your friendly neighborhood Pool guy here. Dante was trying to get another chapter out for all of you to enjoy as quickly as he could, but since he wasn't sleeping to do so he's... *Muffled screaming* A little tied up at the moment. I'll be taking over so he can get more than one hour of sleep a night. That was a little bit of an exaggeration but here we go. Oh yeah if you were wondering why Dante had a sudden intrest in writing this it's because he'd recently watch both Deadpool movies at least 3 times each in less than a week.
Special shot out to The Flash who called it that Nezu decided to use me. You'll find out why he did this chapter.
Whitetiger789 sorry but I'm actually going to take care of my little sister not kill her. But Hisashi is another story. *Evil laughing*
Now back to watching my PTSD flashbacks.
Chapter Four
The pro heros had taken the girl they'd rescued to UA, and were currently waiting in the teacher's lounge for her to wake up. Aizawa was currently petting her head like one would a common house cat, much to his colleagues exasperation. Suddenly Emma's head snapped up and she leaped away from the adults with cat like grace. Her eyes darted from person to person rapidly then they fixed themselves to the door. She tensed up preparing to make a desperate bid for freedom when Nezu adressed her.
"Good morning Emma." He spoke calmly and softly in an attempt to put her at ease. "You needn't fear no one's going to hurt you. We rescued you from that horrid place."
Emma's eyes locked onto the rodent principal with a fire in them that no one could place. She quickly blinked it away and concern took over her expression. "Where's Izuku did you save him too?" The fear in her voice was palpable, and the adults glanced at each other nervously. Nezu remember the name of the boy who crawled out of the ashes, as he was about to tell Emma he was fine she spoke again. "Dr. Killbrew said they found a way to kill him, please tell me you saved him before they could."
Nezu's blood ran cold the second he heard that name. His fists clenched as he addressed Emma again. "What was the name of the man you said was trying to kill you friend?" His voice was shaking in cold fury.
Emma glanced at the rodent confused. "Dr. Killbrew? Why do you know him?"
Nezu closed his eyes and he saw the evil man who tortured him in the name of "science". He wanted to know how Nezu had developed a quirk, but he also just enjoyed causing the suffering of others. Then Nezu thought of the boy who was armed to the teeth with a look in his eye like he'd kill every last one of those bastards. A plan formed in Nezu's mind. "Shota could you take her into the hallway please." The teacher nodded and walked Emma out. The second the door closed everyone turned to Nezu.
Midnight spoke up first. "What's going through your head Nezu?"
Nezu looked up at the pros surrounding him. All Might was the only one to have left as he needed to see Sir Nighteye. Nezu hoped that this wouldn't be a problem. ("Oh it will be... What didn't think I'd break the fourth wall when I wasn't in the story? Well It's my story so I'll do whatever the fuck I want so long as Dante doesn't get a hold of me.") "The boy Izuku I saw him after the mission ended."
The other pros seemed to liven up at the statement. "Then let's grab him and get these two kids back together YEAH." President Mic seemed very enthusiastic.
Nezu raised a hand to silence the heros that were murmuring their agreement. "He thought those monsters still had Emma abd he was going after them."
This created another round of murmuring and President Mic once again voicing his opinion. "We need to stop him and get him back here." He was already starting to walk out the door when Nezu jumped off the chair he was standing on, and grabbed Mic's hand.
"That's what I wanted to talk about. When Izuku left to go find those monsters he was armed to the teeth. I believe his plan was to kill all of them." Everyone in the room froze and Nezu capitalized on it. "I propose that we let him go after those people." Based on all the shocked expressions Nezu was getting he could assume he had their attention. "Emma said that Killbrew had found a way to kill Izuku but considering the condition he was in when I found him it failed. If he's trying to kill them and they can't kill him I say we let him."
The room went into an uproar. "Nezu what the hell heros are supposed to protect people, and they don't kill." Midnight shrieked.
"Nezu what the hell Midnight's right we don't kill." Ryukyu roared.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D EVEN SUGGEST THAT." Mic screamed"Nezu you can't let your feelings cloud your judgement." Recovery Girl warned."Enough!" Nezu's voice cut through the uproar in the room. "Heros might not kill but that doesn't mean we have to save them from Izuku. Besides if he doesn't kill them they'll just keep kidnapping and killing people. Now that's the last I want to hear of it." Many of the hero's didn't like Nezu's plan but they didn't voice their opinions and risk raising his ire.
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Izuku however was preparing to go on his revenge world tour. He was currently hunting down one of the enforcers that worked in the prison area of the compound. The enforcers were basically prison guards but they liked to kill people. Whenever anyone tried to escape the enforcers killed whoever was in charge and dragged everyone else back to their cells. The enforcer that Izuku was currently going was one of the ones that patrolled his cell block. His quirk was mostly useless he could only turn his arms into rubber, that includes his nerve endings. So it was really only good for riot control, so he was usually the one to stop the stronger rioters since he could block their attack without feeling any pain. That said out of all the enforcers Izuku had seen he was the wimpiest, all it took was a small cut to make him start to freak out in pain. Izuku's plan was to find him and beat Francis's location out of him. Izuku stalked the poor unsuspecting man back to his suburban home. It was in the middle of a cul-de-sac and was a two story building. Izuku walked up to the door remembering all the times thithis guard and his buddies had beaten him and Emma when they were being transported from place to place. He drew one of his katanas and kick the door open with an honest to God smile on his face. The door swung open wide with a loud bang and the occupant jumped from the couch to his feet. Izuku threw one of his combat knives into his upper leg, causing him to drop to the ground in pain. Izuku jumped over the couch and grabbed the man's scalp, and dragged him into his bathroom.
All the while he was screaming his lungs out. "STOP PLEASE! THAT HURTS PLEASE STOP! SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME!!" Izuku got sick of the screaming so he slammed the man's face into the floor hard. He stopped screamed and just started softly whimpering.
Izuku turned on the private bathtub without letting go of his scalp. "Now I bet your wondering why this is happening to you. Isn't that right Kyle?"
"My name is..."
"I'll ask the questions here. Now Your gonna tell me where your boss is." Now the bathtub had started to overflow with water and Izuku moved Kyle's face right over the surface of the water.
Kyle started whimpering again then he went to begging. "Please don't burt me I'll tell you anything you want to know."
Izuku smiled again under his mask. "Good now where the fuck is your boss."
Kyle nodded. "Ok. Ok. He's trying to leave the country, if I had to guess I'd say he's on his way to Europe right now."
Izuku nodded. "Thanks for that." Then he reached around him and pulled the drain free in the tub, and shut off the water.
Kyle looked at Izuku in confusion. "Your not even going to make sure I was telling the truth?"
"Nah. I know your to much of a pussy to do that." Izuku said in a mocking voice. Then Kyle tried to walk out of the room and Izuku stopped him. "Hey where do you think your going?"
"I told you everything you wanted to know doesn't that mean we're done?" Fear was creeping back into his voice.
"Nope I still want some revenge." Then before Kyle could respond Izuku grabbed the back of his head, and shoved his face into the toilet bowl. Izuku made sure his nose and mouth were submerged in the water. The struggling barely fazed Izuku as he drowned his first revenge victim. Izuku held him in the water until his arms went still, and he just sat there limply with his head stuck in the bowl. "I figured it'd be more embarrassing to die with your head in the shitter than a bathtub let me know what you all think. Also I left whoever found him a nice surprise, but don't worry I washed my hands before I left." Izuku ran out of the back of the house and could already hear the tell tale sounds of police sirens in the distance. Before they arrived he'd disappeared into the night.
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Izuku had wondered the streets for a few hours, before he'd found an old run down house that had been abandoned. He kicked open the door and walked in like he owned the place. 'Which as far as I'm concerned I do.' Then he started dropping off his weapons on an old half rotten table. Izuku started to go over his plans mentally. 'Shit I don't have enough money to pay for a trip to Europe. Fuck I don't evev have the money for new gear.' His suit was scorched beyond redemption and one of his katanas had been melted into scrap in it's sheath. 'I'll just hunt down a few more of Francis's remaining goons and take their money to repair my gear. But how will I get to Europe? I guess Dante will just have to drop a big pile of plot convenience at my feet for me.' With that Izuku went to bed after planning which one of the few remaining of Francis's bases to hit. He'd heard about these late at night when he couldn't sleep and he'd eavesdrop on the guards in the compound, though there weren't many. 'Besides this'll be a great way for me to get more info on Francis's, and all of you will get what you want... Me killing people in weird or normal ways while making jokes.'
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The first base on Izuku's list was a small fighting ring. It was set up in a old wrestling arena, and people were now watching to women with the same kind of control collars Izuku had try to beat each other tho death. Izuku sees the man in charge standing proudly be the edge of the arena. His quirk was pretty good it was a strength enhancer type but the downside was it only worked if he wasn't afraid. Izuku smiled to himself as he looked over and saw a left over basket of sports equipment. He reached in and pulled out an old and clean 'Thankfuly' jockstrap. Izuku pulled the cloth taunt between his hands as he snick up behind the big man. 'Well as my counterpart Deadpool would say. "This shits gonna have nuts in it."' Then Izuku lunged forward and wrapped the joke strap around the man's neck and started to strangle him with it. The sudden attempt on his life made him panic and that left his quirk useless.
It took a matter of seconds for Izuku to crush the man's wind pipe and leaving struggling to breathe on the ground. Everyone who'd been watching the fight flew into a panic, and tried to flee. 'I am so glad I was prepared for this. Incase your wondering before I got here I saw a nice family watching Home Alone.' The people furthest from the fight were the first ones to make it to the doors. The threw them open and ran out without watching where they were going. Izuku's ears were treated to a sympathy of people screaming in pain. He'd lain boards with nails sticking straight up in the air in front of each door. People were tripping over each other and landing on the nails impaling themselves in the face and chest. "Ha looks like I nailed it." Izuku called out in a sing song voice, everyone who was still trapped in the room with him looked at the psychotic boy in panic. He pulled out his remaining katana and skipped over gleefully to the crowds at the door. The people stampeded over each other to get out the door and those who fell were trampled under foot. Izuku stopped skipping and started sprinting towards the door in an effort to kill as many people as he could before thay got away. His sword cut down anyone who got within reach as it joyfully carved flesh from bone. Izuku grinned manically as he swung his katana, and watched the arcs of red it left in its wake.
Izuku sat in the middle of the wrestling mat, and more than thirty corpses lined the floor. Crimson lined the floor except for the mat and a small corner were both of the women who had been fighting were huddled up, trying to escape Izuku's notice. Izuku glanced over at the corner, and then swung his still crimson blade through the air stopping it suddenly. All the blood that had covered the blade was jerked free and splattered to the walls and floor. He sheathed the katana as he slowly trotted over to the pair. They pressed themselves harder against the wall to try to escape Izuku.
"It's alright I'm not gonna hurt you." Izuku was trying to calm them down as he got closer, they didn't seem to hear him. "I used to suffer because of those shit sticks too." Now they heard him because as soon as he finished talking they froze.
"Y-you did?" The woman closest to him asked.
"Yeah. Their boss took one of my friends from me so I going to get her back. Now can you come out so I can get those collars off." Izuku stopped a few feet away from them as a way to put them at ease, even just a little. They stood up and he cut the collars off their necks without leaving so much as scratch on them. "There you go now you should get out of here before anyone else shows up." Without any more prompting the two of them ran over the trampled bodies covering the nails, and out into the night. 'Now ont to the next fight ladies and gents'. Before Izuku left he made sure to take the money off each of the bodies. 'Shit this going to take forever to clean all the blood off'.
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It'd been two weeks since Izuku's attack on the fight club. He'd hit two other bases that dealt with drug distribution and he'd gotten enough for a new set of gear. He'd also made quite a name for himself as a vigilante. His new suit was a dark green. 'I thought hey Deadpool took red and I need my own Christmas Day suit, and everyone always said green was my color'. It was still made out of kevlar and spandex, but it had black armor shoulder pads as well as black combat shin guards. He had his two katanas strapped to his back, his combat knives covered his body, and he had two side arm 45cal pistols with six bullet mags each. On his chest was a black dragon decoration that had its fangs bared in a snarl. 'That was the most original part of my suit. Hey if someone makes some art of me let me know in the comments so I can see what I look like, cuase right now I look like words on a screen'. His mask was also a dark green with black patches over his eyes, but a white see through cloth was spread over the openings for his eyes. 'This way no one can see any part of my sexy body. I need the people I'm fighting to be scared of me not turned on'. Izuku then left his run down abandoned house and headed for the docks. 'I feel a heavy helping of plot convenience coming'.
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The base at the docks was more of a checkpoint for Francis's weapons, victims, and drugs from other countries. Izuku glanced over at the ship that had just pulled into port, and written on the side was The USS France. "And there it is plot convenience, and it was lazy writing." He turns back to the main building in front of the ship. He opened the door quietly and slipped inside. Five men were sitting at a card table, four were playing one was dealing. Izuku snuck closer so he could here what they were saying.
"Hey did you guys here about what happened to the other hideouts?" The dealer asked.
"Yeah. Poor bastards." The man to his left said.
"But we're ready for anyone who trys to attack this place. I'd like to see anybody try to get past us." the man to the right of the dealer said calmly.
Izuku smiled to himself as he moved out into the open, but they still hadn't noticed him. "Well let's make a bet on that shall we." All five jumped to their feet looking for the owner of the sudden voice they'd heard, their eyes landed on Izuku who had one of his guns pointed at them. Then before they could react Izuku pulled the trigger, and the man to the right of the dealer fell to the ground with a bullet lodged between his eyes. The other players sprung into action trying to take cover behind some of the crates around the room. In his rush to hide the dealer tripped over his chair and fell to the ground. Izuku walked over to him and put a bullet in the back of his skull without even looking at him. He began to search the room looking for the three that hid. 'Shit I didn't mean for them to turn this into such a hassle. I need to find them and get outta here bef...' The sound of metal scraping metal filled the air as well as a large bang, that ripped Izuku from his thoughts.
"HAVE FEAR VILLIANS. WHY. BECAUSE I AM HERE." All Might punched a hole right through the side of the building, and was currently standing in the hole he'd created with his arms crossed and a triumphant smile on his face.
'shit'. Izuku was pissed that All Might showed up and then he noticed the reporters that were behind him with cameras aimed inside. 'Great he brought the media with him. Fuck me'. Izuku tried desperately to come up with a plan but when he wasn't focused he unconsciously started to be a motor mouth. "What the hell is worng with you?"
"What?" All Might was taken aback by Izuku's question.
"There was a door maybe twenty feet to the right. Yet you bashed your way through a wall."
"I um." All Might was flustered and the reporters were recording all of it.
"Are you telling me that the number one hero is too lazy to act like a normal person and use a door? Or do you just enjoy causing property damage. Cause that doesn't sound very hero like to me." Izuku started to realize what he was saying and began to panic. 'Shit what happens when I piss him off? Fuck it I'm in this deep. Oh innuendos yay'.
"I don't enjoy causing property damage I just need to be careful if the door was trapped." All Might was trying to save himself before the reporters ran his name through the mud.
"Hey do you think a flimsy excuse like that'll hold up in court?" Izuku was now trying to look for a way to get out of this mess.
"What?!" All Might asked indignantly. Then he decided to change the subject before his reputation took a bigger hit than it already had. "Your the vigilante that attacked a few drug bases and a fighting ring right?"
Izuku nodded which looked a little weird in his green mask. "Yeah the name's Deadpool. How can I help you?" He decided to top it all off with a mock bow.
"I'm going to have to place you under arrest. I'm sorry kid but what your doing is wrong." All Might started to walk towards Izuku ready for a fight.
Izuku was still standing there seemingly calm. "You know I've always wanted to ask you what do you use?"
All Might stopped dead in his tracks. "I'm sorry?"
"You know what kind of steroids do you use?" All Might was completely stunned and just stood there, while Izuku continued. "Cause I've seen a lot of strength enhancing quirks but none of them make the user look like an old pro body builder. All those guys used steroids to get that look so I wanted to know what you use to do the same."
All Might was now thoroughly pissed off, and the reporters were giddy with all the footage they were getting. All Might rushed forward and backhanded Izuku while saying. "Do you ever shut up?!!" Now the reporters were squealing at the display of All Might losing his temper.
Izuku however flew from the force of the slap. He sailed right through the metal wall and about eighteen more feet into a shipping crat. "Oh God I think he broke everything." Izuku slowly pulled himself out of the crate as his bones healed. He looked back through the hole his body had made in the metal wall, and saw that the goons that he'd been hunting had attacked All Might in a panic after he smaked Izuku. 'Good their giving me a distraction so I can get on board'. He turned to the ship just in time to see them kick away the ramp and throw most of the ropes off. They were leaving and Izuku needed to catch up. He took off towards the dock and launched himself at the ship. His hand caught on to a rope that was left over the side from when they hastly set sail. Izuku was holding on for dear life, and his homeland became a spec in the distance. He climbed up on to the main deck and quickly went down and hid himself in the cargo hold.
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All Might had finished fighting the three in side the building and walked out to find Deadpool. He walked through the hole he'd created when he slapped the boy and saw a destroyed crate a ways away. 'Shit I didn't mean to hit him that hard'. He walked over to the crate to pull Deadpool out, but to his suprise and dismay the boy was already gone. He quickly looked around for where he could have ran off to, but then he noticed that the ship that had been here earlier was gone. 'Oh Shit'.
Author's Note:
Hey guys this chapter has been one of my favorites to write so far and it took me five days to get this done. I hope you guys enjoyed.
I'm finishing this up and currently I'm on a plane with my family to go on family vacation so I'll try to get another chapter done or started on my next flight, in a few hours.
I enjoyed being here for you all but I need to go before Dante kills me. Get back here you piece of shit. I didn't need sleep, sleep is for the weak.
Dante Out
