Dear Diary Dawg,
Is there anything work then spilled nachos, straight from the booth, still cheesy and warm? Probably not dude. Probably not. But that was the icing on the cake of the busiest day since the October Hot Dog Fest at the Shack. Is that how you use that expression? Icing on the cake? But icing is good... Why would you say that? Sorry dude, I'm not very good at this. Melody told me that maybe I won't be as stressed if I write my feelings down in this notebook, but I don't know how to do it, and my hand kinda hurts now.
Mr. Pines always made being Mr. Mystery look easy, but maybe it's not? Well I guess things haven't been as fun in general since Dipper and Mabel left. I got a postcard from them the other day! School has started in Piedmont, and Mabel is gonna be in the school play soon. She's the Fairy Godmother. Hopefully it won't be like that one that wrecked the auditorium. I was never really sure what the drama kids did but I don't think that's what it was supposed to be like. Anyway, Dipper is in a chess tournament this weekend, and says he misses Gravity Falls. I wish those dudes were here again. It's just not the same without them.
I'm letting McGucket stay in their attic for now, because he almost burned down his new mansion. I think he was just getting a little lonely there, all by himself. His raccoon wife, Bertha, sleeps outside with Gompers and I hope she knows Gompers is married, because Waddles would be not be a mad at me if he found i was letting Gompers cheat. You know, I don't really know if Bertha is a she or not. It's hard to tell with raccoons. Is Gompers gay? I never thought about that before... In the meantime, Abuelita has found a replacement for using my life as a soap opera! Buildings things with Mr. McGucket! I always knew that the fixin it gene ran in the family. And I guess since I'm talking about family...
I might propose to Melody.
She's so pretty and smart and cool... I just... She's the best girl in the universe! Girls never liked me back. I was always the lonely, odd one out at recess, which was okay. I had video games, and of course, Mr. Pines. He was the best Dad boss, in the world, and I think he knew it too. Would he want me to propose? How do I propose? What if I drop the ring like I dropped my nachos? What if we're not happy together in real life? Or even worse, what if she says no, dawg?! I mean, I don't think I could handle that. I'm not like Wendy. I need somebody to talk to. Abuelita will just tell me to propose, I mean, she's my grandma! Mr. Pines usually sends a letter every month, but we haven't heard from him in a month and a half, so he must be busy. I don't want to disturb his time with his bro. Family is important. But I guess I'm sounding a little whiny in my notebook. the Mystery Shack is the best place in the world to be a boss especially since I don't have to clean porta potties anymore, and at least Abuelita is here with me. You know what Diary Dawg? I think l'll call up The Queen Matchmaker tomorrow and get some advice. Mabel has always been the go to for Romance-Y stuff. I mean, she was how me and Melody got started! McGucket just ended his midnight bluegrass dancing upstairs, so I guess pretty late. I can't wait to talk to Mabel tomorrow! It feels like forever since I've talked to the Hambone. I think I'll have a snack before bed. Mmmm, there's a box of Chipackerz downstairs. Is this how your supposed to end a journal entry? I should ask Dipper tomorrow. Well, uh, bye dawg!
Author's note
Aaaahhhh! It's hard writing from Soos's perspective! I like the idea of Mcgucket sticking around the Shack and it will definitely help the material when we get to him. The Diary Dawg thing cracks me up every time.
Ok so guys, I screwed up. Big time. I didn't specify, because I'm an idiot and since I was writing the story, it was obvious to me…. The first chapter was from Wendy's perspective. That may not have been clear and I'm sorry, I should have included an author's note. Anyyyway, next oneshot is from Pacifica's point of view. I have never been crazy about her, but this was surprisingly fun to write. Thank you for the reviews, it make me unbelievably happy to know I'm not the last Faller on Earth, and that people are actually reading and liking this! Don't put spray paint in your eyes! As they say in Canada, PEACE OOT!