Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble
Rated T for Language and Violence
Summary: 100 of your favorite cartoon characters compete in a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for a chance to be named The Greatest Cartoon Character Ever! Featuring the most popular and less obscure cast of characters ever, who will be the last cartoon standing in this animated battle royal gauntlet?
Disclaimer: I do not, AND I REPEAT, I do not own anything involving the characters and their brands. They include Warner Bros, Nickelodeon, Disney, Cartoon Network, Hanna-Barbera, FOX, MTV, Hasbro, Mattel, Starz Media, ZAG Heroez, Netflix, etc.
P.S.: Since I've been helping The Amazing Ghost Musician with his stories, I think it's only exceptional that he'll help me out with this story of mine I'm creating. That's right, we're gonna be co-writing the story ourselves! Anyway, this will be some sort of redo of my Cartoon Royal Rumble, except this time around, the cartoon roster will be updated a bit and instead of 80, it will now be up to 100 entrants. And expect this to be unpredictable as well, because not also will anyone not know who'll enter, but no one knows who will win either.
P.S.: WOLFWATCHER12 will also help me out too, so he also deserves a lot of thanks as well. So it'll be a three-person effort! ^_^
Chapter 2: The Show Begins (Sort Of)
The ecstatic group of wrestling fans were busy entering the stadium, trying to find out which seats they were looking to sit in order to be part of the action that was about to take place. The place of course where this 1st annual Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble were taking place at was the famous Lambeau Field at Green Bay, Wisconsin, where it was shining all around in gold and emerald lights. The titantron and stage at the event looked almost very similar to the WrestleMania 32 stage, but except of a big star that was hanging on top of the stadium, it was a big steel fist taking its place.
The ring was also adorned with brilliant gold and emerald ropes, gold turnpads, green apron and big LED ringpost, making it look high-tech just like a certain wrestling company. All of a sudden, the entire LED ringposts all shot a pyro full of fireworks, launching up in the air while the song "Shoot To Thrill" by AC/DC played all across in the background. But that wasn't the only pyro that was blasting all throughout the ring as well. A bunch of flames were shooting right out of the stage alongside more fireworks that were being shot out of the sky and bursting everywhere, making the fans even more excited about the competitive energy each and every single contestant were about to bring to the fans. Right after the fireworks finally died down alongside the camera scrolling around to see a good row of fans screaming their heads off in excitement, another camera was switched right over to the commentary team where Corey Graves, Joey Styles and Booker T were standing at with smiles on their faces.
"Hello everyone, and welcome to the 1st annual Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble, we are live from Lambeau Field in Green Bay, Wisconsin!" Joey Styles exclaimed before introducing himself, "I'm Joey Styles and with me are my two broadcast partners for this event, "WWE Hall of Famer" Booker T and Corey Graves!"
"I'll tell ya Joey, we are lit here in Lambeau Field!" Booker T exclaimed as well, "The crowd is psyched, hooked, ecstatic. No doubt about it, this Rumble has definitely got that WrestleMania-feel. And what we got will be the most unexpected Rumble everyone can expect from us!"
Corey chuckled out as he replied, "It will indeed be unexpected, Book. We're talking about competitors from the most popular cartoons of all time to the underrated gems everyone may not be familiar with, but they will once they take a good look at them. The best part about it is that whoever wins the entire 100-character Rumble will win $1,000,000 and claim the title as "The Greatest Cartoon Character of All-Time"! Boy, I can't wait!"
"Booker and I can't wait either, Corey!" Joey nodded to him before facing the camera, "With that being said, let's go down to-"
But before he could finish that entire statement though, Joey was cut off by the sound of a car honking away from the stage. He immediately turned to his left and saw that the limo was pulling right up from the entranceway to the entire stage, therefore confusing Joey at first.
"Well, looks like someone just made an entrance." Joey Styles replied.
"I think this must be the hosts for the event, Joey." Booker pointed out, "You kinda forgot to mention that we're gonna be having host for the Rumble."
"I'm guessing I kinda forgot last minute." added Joey.
"Now's not the time to forget, Styles." Corey replied to Styles before saying, "I got a good feeling who our hosts are gonna be and I'm for one am excited!"
With the limousine appearing on the stage, a drum roll started sounding off on the background as if it looked to be a big surprise all of a sudden. The entire crowd full of Green Bay citizens didn't know what to make of this at first, but they totally had to find out for themselves. Luckily for them, they didn't have to wait for long as the door itself finally opened, revealing to be nothing more than a pantleg and a wrestling boot. The guest got out of the limo…
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...only to be none other than Eric Bischoff.
"What the-?" Joey gasped in shock.
"Hahaha! Yes! It's Eric Bischoff!" Corey shouted in excitement.
Booker groaned in disgust, saying right to Corey, "How in hell can you be so excited over that?"
"Well, didn't you get the memo?" Corey said to both Joey and Booker.
"What kind of memo? That someone decided to invite Eric Bischoff for no reason?" Joey shouted to Graves, who was still excited about Eric Bischoff's unexpected appearance.
Eric immediately got out of the limo and let the boos sink in all around him. Of course, Eric didn't care about the ovation he was getting as long as his presence ticked every single fan in the audience off. And the venom he was receiving from the Green Bay faithful made him smile like a sly fox. However, Eric knew he wasn't alone for long.
He then looked inside the limo and offered his hand to a mysterious woman, who grabbed it right away and got off the limo. The fans were caught by surprised when they found out that the woman that Eric brought out of the limo was Rosabella Beauty from Mattel's "Ever After High".
"AH YES!" Corey shouted happily, "Eric just got a date!"
"Date, my ass! That's Rosabella Beauty from "Ever After High"!" Booker corrected him. "She's the homewrecking skank who took Apple White's prince all to herself thanks to that terrible movie called Epic Winter!"
"What in the hell do you two men have against her?" Corey asked the two men sitting beside him, "She looks like a pure innocent girl who wants her Happily Ever After, that's all!"
"Well, you consider stealing someone else's prince a Happily Ever After?" Joey asked Corey.
"All I'm saying is that Daring Charming got turned into the beast," Corey informed the two, "Apple wasn't interested in that form so she said to Rosabella, 'Here, take this ugly mutt of a prince off my hands. I rather be a lesbian instead.'"
Booker then lost his patience with Corey and said to the tattooed individual, "I'm gonna come over there and knock those tattoos off your body if you keep bringin' that up!"
"What's the matter, Book?" Corey replied with a glare. "You just can't accept truth as it is?"
Joey then decided to come between the two, saying with decency, "Guys, now's not the time to be fighting. You can do that after the event's over."
The crowd erupted with even more heat as Eric and Rosabella ended up getting inside the ring together, hoping that would be showered by even more 'cheers'. Yet, the ovation part wasn't even happening at all. It was still more boos than usual.
After the crowd eventually died down (only barely), Bischoff decided to grab two mics for himself and Rosabella, indicating that they were gonna have something to say to the disgusted audience themselves.
"Ooooh, I'm so excited, I wonder what they're gonna say?" Corey replied in a fangirlish kind of way.
"Keep your pants on." Booker muttered over to Corey.
As the crowd finally got silenced, Bischoff said with a smile, "Did anybody miss me?"
The Green Bay faithful didn't take those words very lightly, responding with even more boos. Hell, even the sound of those boos were also starting to tick Corey Graves off as well.
"Talk about disrespect!" groaned Corey, "These fans should be respecting this man and Rosabella."
"I don't see any as far as I'm concerned!" Joey Styles nodded out.
"Who the hell would wanna respect those two d-bags, anyway?" replied Booker.
With the boos dying down once more, Bischoff spoke out with an honest deep breath, "Well, that's nice, because I sure as heck never missed any of you. And before you ask yourself, 'Why would a handsome silver fox like me be doing with a lovely young woman like her?'. Well, before I answer that, lemme tell you a little tale that I know you're gonna enjoy."
"The suspense is killing me…" Booker said, rolling his eyes in a sarcastic fashion.
"Well I wanna hear what he has to say, unlike you two." Corey said back to his partners.
Bischoff then cleared out his throat and told his tale to the unamused audience, "It all started with my good buddy Donald, aka The President. And you may not know this, but my good buddy seems to be a big fan of Ever After High."
"I find that hard to believe." Joey Styles muttered to himself.
"Quiet, Bischoff's talking." Corey whispered to Styles.
"You be quiet!" Booker muttered back.
Ignoring the boos that he possibly could handle, Eric continued his tale with a smile, "However, he complained about a few things he didn't like about it. Well, for one thing, let's start with Apple White. Yeah, you know Apple White, the daughter of Snow White? Well, that's a problem that Donald decided to handle first. Because when Mattel was making the Dragon Games movie, Donald decided to pay quite a hefty sum to the company to make… a few changes."
Joey Styles gulped out hearing this, muttering in fear, "I hate to see where this is going."
"So instead of Apple White's prince having to kiss her from that deep poisonous sleep, and you're gonna laugh when you're not gonna believe this…" Eric said with a brief pause, "But Apple… got kissed by a girl!"
The Green Bay crowd didn't erupt in laughter, but instead, they responded with a lot more boos than usual. This didn't sit well with the commentators very well (except for Corey) truth be told.
"Hahahaha, yes!" Corey exclaimed.
"How in the hell could be so excited about that?" Joey asked Graves.
"C'mon, we all know that everyone loves hot lesbian action! That's what Apple White needed." Graves said to both Joey and Booker with a smile.
Booker shook his head and said to Corey, "You know Bischoff and his president friend are nothing more than BS to do that to Mattel and the franchise!"
"Oh please, like you two know how business really works." Corey stated.
Bischoff waited for the boos to die down again before saying to the audience with a smirk, "And you're actually not gonna believe this, but Apple wasn't kissed by just any girl. She was kissed by Daring's own sister, Darling!"
"Ooooh, so hot!" Corey smirked with a nasty thought.
"Corey, you need frickin' help, you know that?" Booker snapped.
"C'mon, Bischoff is here to make Ever After High hot again! And HLA is the way to go!" smirked Corey Graves.
"Give me a break, Graves!" Joey snarled. "That would be the wrong way to help the Ever After High Franchise!"
It would take Bischoff yet another minute for the boos to die down before he finally got the chance to speak on the mic.
"You wanna know why on earth that happened?" Eric asked the crowd before turning to Rosabella, "Well, you don't have to take my word for it. Just ask this lovely young woman in rose-colored glasses instead. Rosabella, will you do the honors?" He said with a little kiss to her hand.
"That I will." Rosabella nodded to Eric as she was showered with boos as well.
Irritated by the sound of boos they were giving to the two individuals standing in the ring, Corey muttered in anger, "Ugh, can't this crowd ever shut up? I can barely hear anything!"
"Are you seriously going to insult our loyal fans of Green Bay?" Booker shouted at Corey with anger. "Because you are acting as bad as JBL does!"
"It's not my fault they decided to act like this!" Corey pointed to the entire crowd.
So after another round of boos coming from the Green Bay crowd themselves, Rosabella let out a big deep breath and sid to the crowd, "I'm gonna pretend that I didn't hear any of your mindless booing! But anyway, here's another little tale that I know you'll enjoy. Knowing that the president was pleased by Mattel's actions to answer to his and our demands, he made yet another demand to Mattel that I know they couldn't refuse. They decided to make another movie, but with me as the star. But I wasn't just the star, I was the whole frickin' show!"
"Ha, she's definitely delusional to think that." Booker rolled his eyes.
"Well I think you're the one whose delusional to not see that from the start." Corey replied to Booker.
"Anyway, back to my story," Rosabella said as the crowd continued to boo, "The president, knowing how great he is, negotiated a deal to make sure that Apple White's prince, Daring Charming, was mine. All Mattel needed to do was turn Daring into a beast, and the rest is history. And when history was made for everyone to see, all Apple had was nothing more than a broken heart and an unhappily ever after that she'll have to live with forever."
Joey couldn't help but shake his head disgustingly at this and said, "How dare SHE!"
"I hope Apple comes out and beats the holy-ever hell out of that punk-ass sucka!" Booker pointed out.
"It's not gonna happen, Booker!" Corey shouted to the 5x WCW Champion, "I bet you my left tattoo from my left arm that won't happen."
"I swear to god Corey, I will come over there and kick your punk-ass from the edge of this table." Booker threatened Corey to his face.
"Oh yeah, like I'm scared of you!" Corey replied.
Rosabella took a minute for the crowd's boos to finally die down YET again before speaking out, "And due to the movie's success on Netflix, Donald was so impressed by my performance, he decided to invite me to the White House for dinner and a grand tour, followed by a big present that he gave to me for my trip over there. But I negotiated with him on making an extra hat made for my friend right here, so he decided to say 'Why the hell not' and did it anyway. And with that…"
She then snapped her fingers, only for a pair of similar red hats to come down from the sky thanks to the help of an army helicopter that was rolling down from the sky.
"What the hell is that?" Booker said, pointing to the red hats.
"You've gotta be kidding me!" Joey groaned in disgust. "Is this a freakin' joke?"
"C'mon, you know what those red hats are!" Corey pointed out right away.
It was clear that those red hats were nothing more than the infamous "Make America Great Again" hats, inspired by the President himself. Rosabella immediately grabbed them right off the pole and gave them just to hand to Eric and herself. The two put on the hats right away, forcing in even more boos from the crowd. They were so loud that the stadium was coming very close to being torn up in two.
The reaction from the crowd of Green Bay made Eric and Rosabella laugh with delightment, as they enjoyed hearing the displeasure from the fans.
"Yeah yeah yeah, you can all boo as much as you want, we know we look damn good in these!" Eric smirked to the fans, "Heck, even Corey Graves over there in the announcer's table is giving us a standing ovation unlike his two other partners!"
"Bravo! Bravo! Two thumbs up!" Graves shouted over to Eric and Rosabella, clapping in amusement.
Seeing this coming from Corey made Booker grit his teeth in anger, "Joey, would you mind if I take my headset off for a minute, so I can knock this sucka out cold?"
Hearing how angry his partner was, Joey Styles nodded his head in agreement. "Go right ahead Booker, be my guest."
But before Booker T could jump out of the commentary table to attack Corey though, he was cut off by the sound of a familiar countdown clock, which resulted in the fans getting out of their seat and cheer with a big gigantic pop.
"Wait a minute, I think we got company!" Joey Styles said, pointing to the stage.
After the countdown clock was turned to zero, the entire stage erupted in nothing but a geyser of pyrotechnics before the words "Break The Walls Down" began screaming out of the sound system to an even bigger pop than before.
What happened next was the appearance of one Chris Jericho, who was decked out in a snazzy leather jacket, black leather jeans, black leather shoes and his signature scarf, which lit out in glorious green and golden lights (which obviously was the famous Packers colors). The commentators, all except Corey though, were awestruck by his tremendous presence so much that they just had to blare it out.
"Look who it is!" Booker shouted out.
"IT'S Y2J, CHRIS JERICHO!" Joey also shouted out in excitement.
"What on earth could he be doing here?!" Corey complained to the two, "He's out ruining this great moment between Bischoff and Rosabella!"
"More like saving us from the evil deeds of Bischoff and Rosabella!" Booker corrected Corey on that statement.
"You tell him Booker!" Joey smiled, agreeing with his partner.
The first ever Undisputed Champion faced both Bischoff and Rosabella down like a deadly hawk from the stage, just circling around his prey every second. He was gonna walk down there, but Chris immediately pointed right to the curtain for some reason as if someone was gonna join him. But as luck would have it, someone did in fact join him. And it was in the form of both Nick and Matt Jackson, better known to hardcore wrestling fans as The Young Bucks. Their appearance sent a shockwave full of cheers from the audience, who were surprised yet excited to see them appear.
"What the hell is this?!" Corey cried out while at the same time, complaining.
"It seems to me that Jericho's brought some company in the form of The Young Bucks!" Booker pointed out.
"And this crowd is on fire for sure!" nodded Joey Styles, who was still forming goosebumps around their body.
"Well, someone tell Eric Bischoff and Rosabella Beauty to get a fire extinguisher so they can put out this entire crowd for making my ears hurt!" Corey said with bleeding ears.
Booker then chuckled at Corey and said, "I highly doubt they're gonna do that, Corey."
"Either way, what will we expect coming from Jericho and the Young Bucks now that they're here?" asked Joey Styles as Chris Jericho and the Young Bucks wasted no time getting inside the ring.
When they did, all the three could do was eat up the crowd's cheers one-by-one, much to the detest of both Bischoff and Beauty combined. The crowd soon died down once it was finally time for Jericho to speak up.
"Well, it looks like to me that hell's frozen over, huh?" Chris smirked to another round of cheers. He then looked to Eric and Rosabella saying to a smirk, "I'm not lying, looking at the two of you in the cold is making my boys and my balls look numb already."
Eric and Rosabella couldn't help but feel offended by that smarky comment coming from Y2J. Before they could get a chance to speak right at him though, Jericho cut them off right away using only his hand.
"I know what you two assclowns are gonna say, 'What could the sexy beast/ayatollah of rock-n-rolla is doing here in the Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble'?" Jericho said before explaining to the two of them face-up, "Well, since we have Eugene's evil uncle and the no-good filthy, dirty, disgusting, bottom-feeding trashbag ho with glasses out here wearing those two nasty godawful red hats that are from President Dump himself, I'd figured me and these guys standing right here beside me come and trash your little story."
The crowd immediately cheered for that little promo, which still didn't sit well with Bischoff and Beauty. Once again, Eric tried to find an opening to speak, but Jericho being WWE's first-ever Undisputed Champion, stepped in yet again.
"Hold up, I'm not finished, junior." Jericho said to Bischoff before replying, "First of all, did you even get invited here in the first place. Because as far as I see it, I think you and Rosabella kinda got the wrong invitation. I think you're kinda needed at the transvestite rally downtown instead."
That remark made the crowd laugh, but Eric and Rosabella on the other hand, didn't. It seemed that with every remark that was made towards them, they would get angrier and angrier. And of course, that line didn't sit too well with Rosabella as she got up in Y2J's face and decided to yell right at him.
"You think you're funny, Jericho? Well, guess what, you're not." Rosabella said verbally to a bunch of boos, "I'll have you know that Eric Bischoff is a well-respected man in the wrestling industry. Without him, you wouldn't even exist in the wrestling world right now. You'd be better off selling poutine down at a crappy food court here in this stupid state or in your pathetic hometown of Toronto!"
The fans had no choice but to respond in very loud boos directly towards her, which didn't seem to bother Rosabella at all. But it clearly got Jericho triggered for sure as all he could do was give Rosabella and Eric a death stare that would make the devil wince in his jeans. Standing very close to where Rosabella was standing, Jericho managed to shoot back hard with one single line coming from out of his lips:
"First of all: I'm from Winnipeg, you stupid idiot!" Jericho shouted back at Rosabella, "Secondly, aren't you the one that's called Rosabella Beauty? The one that's basically the daughter of the Beauty and the Beast?"
"Yeah, that's right." Rosabella nodded, "So you better learn to respect me or else."
Jericho then chuckled out and said, "Yeah, I don't think so. But Rosabella, I need to ask something from you loud and clear. Rosabella, you know what happens when you consider yourself the daughter of a floozy and her pet? You really wanna know what happens when you wear those stupid, dorky Steve Urkel glasses? Heck, Rosabella, you really wanna know what happens when you become the biggest, low-down , four-eyed, homewrecking skank of Ever After High?"
"I think we all know what's coming, fellas." Joey Styles commented.
"He better not think about it if Jericho knows what's good for him!" Corey Graves growled to Joey.
"If does what I think he's doing, I'm gonna love it!" Booker grinned.
However, there was thing that Jericho was missing from around his clothes:
His famous "List of Jericho" clipboard.
Luckily for him, he didn't have to wait any longer as the helicopter pulled down a line featuring the famous clipboard itself. Jericho instantly took it off of his hands and undid the pen, raising it high and clicking it on for everyone else to see, including Bischoff and Rosabella. With a smirk, he said his famous catchphrase in front of the annoyed spec-wearing beauty's face
"Rosabella Beauty… YOU JUST MADE THE LIST!"
The crowd immediately roared with nothing more than cheers and laughter, therefore leaving both Eric Bischoff and Rosabella Beauty pissed off and riled up as ever due to the putback that Jericho laid out on them.
"Hoo boy, that can't be good!" Joey said.
"Hahahahaha, I still love it when he does that!" Booker laughed, while Corey Graves sighed in anger.
"You think you're some sort of cheerleader to them all of a sudden? Why don't you get off this announcer's table and go join them for all I care?!" Corey said to Booker in an annoyed huff.
"Oh yeah?" Booker shouted back at Graves, as he got out of his seat.
"Yeah!" Corey shouted, nearly getting up out of his seat too.
Before the two men could even brawl it out, Joey reacted quickly and did his best to hold both Corey and Booker from fighting altogether in front of the announcer's table
"Oh would you both stop this right now!?" Joey said to the both of them, "Like I said, you can fight after the show's frickin' over!"
While the scuffle between both Corey Graves and Booker T continued back at the announcer's table, both Eric and Rosabella calmed themselves down long enough for Eric to stand up to Rosabella and approach right to Jericho's entire face.
"Who in the hell do you think you are putting her on your silly little list?" Bischoff said to Jericho, "You can't do that?"
"Oh, I can't?" Jericho raised his eyebrow.
"Exactly!" Eric added.
Jericho then smirked and said, "Well, then. Since you're wearing those stupid ugly red chicken hats… YOU JUST MADE THE LIST TOO!"
This insult coming from Jericho made the crowd go absolutely crazy with cheers and laughter once more while The Young Bucks were laughing their butts off as well.
"Looks like Jericho just went two for the price of one!" Booker pointed out, while holding his laughter.
"This is so insulting and disrespectful." muttered Corey Graves.
"Look who's talking!" Joey grumbled in grief.
Feeling angry once again, Eric Bischoff then laid out one devious smirk and said, "You see, Jericho? I don't think you can do that. Because just in case you didn't notice, me and Rosabella are now co-hosts of the Cartoon-"
Before he could say that sentence though, Matt Jackson decided to step in and silence Bischoff right on the spot to another row of cheers.
"Um, you really didn't get the memo, did ya?" Matt said to Bischoff.
"What kind of memo would that be?!" Bischoff yelled to Matt.
"Well, just in case if you were actually stupid enough to come here. Y2J, my bro, and I actually wrote this letter just for you." winked Nick as he brought out a letter to hand to Eric Bischoff.
He ended up taking the letter out of Matt's hands and opened it right up to read to everyone watching at home.
With a cleared throat, Eric read to the audience, "Dear Eric Bischoff and Rosabella 'Homewrecker' Beauty, we regret to inform you that you are not invited to attend this event because you're nothing more than a bunch of stupid idiots. However, we will be happy to let you know that you're more than welcome to watch this event from far away from this stadium and see Chris Jericho and the Young Bucks… HOST THE FIRST-EVER CARTOON ALL-STAR ROYAL RUMBLE?!"
Another shockwave of cheers soon bursted out of the stadium, letting the fans go wild hearing this wonderful news while Eric and Rosabella stood there in nothing but pure physical shock.
"YES!" Booker shouted.
"NO, THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE!" Corey shook his head loudly.
"I'm afraid it is," Joey nodded before replying, "It looks like Chris Jericho and the Young Bucks are gonna host this thing instead!"
Corey then looked over to Joey and growled angrily, "This is nothing more than a hostile takeover, Joey!"
"Oh quit your whining, Graves!" Booker snapped at Graves. "Bischoff and Beauty had no right showing up here in the first place."
"But they showed up first!" Corey whined to Booker while pointing at both.
"No one cares, Corey!" Joey Styles fired back. "Unless they're the actually host of the Rumble itself, they have no authorization to be here and you know that."
Eric and Rosabella soon grew tired and impatient of the fans' cheers all over Chris Jericho and the Young Bucks. So much so, that Eric decided to step in yet again in hopes of turning things around for he and her favor.
"There ain't no way I'm gonna let this happen," Eric shook his head before smirking, "So if you're gonna get me out of this ring, you better have a whole army with you."
Jericho smirked back and said, "Well, junior, as a matter of fact…"
And then, all of a sudden, he snapped his fingers for some reason. It wouldn't be long before Kenny Omega, "The Villain" Marty Scrull, Adam "Hangman" Page and Cody Rhodes all popped out under the apron and surrounded every corner at ringside to another huge shockwave of cheers!
"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!" shrieked an already-fed-up Corey.
"I'm thinking this is no army, Corey." Joey shook his head before stating, "This is The Elite!"
"AWWWWW YEAH!" Booker cheered in excitement, "Now this is justice about to be served, my good friend!"
"Oh, shut up! I'm not your friend!" Corey scowled at Booker.
"I wasn't talking to you, Graves!" Booker replied. "I was talking to Joey, right here!"
"Seriously, you might wanna clean out your ears." Joey said to Corey, who couldn't help but be bothered by that comment.
Both Eric Bischoff and Rosabella Beauty were immediately cornered with no place to go, especially when Omega, Cody, Scurll and Page got inside the ring and circled around the two like a bunch of vultures seeking it's helpless prey. There was literally no gameplan for either Eric or Rosabella to escape.
However, Rosabella did the wise (yet idiotic) thing by pushing Bischoff toward Omega and scurried out of the ring, therefore leaving Eric Bischoff to be fed by The Elite themselves.
"Dammit, Rosabella, what are you doing?!" Corey shouted from the commentary doing.
"If I had to guess, I think she just left Bischoff to be fed to the wolves!" Joey Styles nodded, answering Corey's question.
"What a coward!" Booker chuckled in spite of Rosabella.
All Rosabella could do was watch and see Eric Bischoff beg on his knees, hoping that he would be spared a beatdown coming from the tandem of Omega, Cody, Jericho, Scurll, Page and the Young Bucks. Kenny Omega on the other hand wasn't buying Bischoff's sympathy game at all. But he decided to let Eric play the part just to see what Kenny himself would react to it.
"I'm sorry, I didn't know this would happen. Please let me go, I swear." Eric shook his head to Omega, who looked to the Young Bucks in return.
When he did though, the Young Bucks gave Omega a thumbs down in response, which would lead to the Best Bout Machine to pick up Bischoff by his feet and turn around. And he turned around only for both Matt and Nick Jackson to hit Bischoff with a double superkick!
This whole entire scene had now made the crowd go berserk in cheers.
"SUPERKICK PARTY!" Joey Styles shouted in excitement.
"Guess they ain't playing BS with Bischoff!" Booker pointed out.
The Elite weren't quite done with Bischoff just yet. In fact, Kenny Omega also wanted his hand against the former WCW owner himself. While that was going on, the crowd started chanting "The Elite" as a way to pump them up for their next beatdown against Bischoff.
"Damn it, where's security when you need them?!" shrieked Corey Graves.
"What do you want them to do, arrest the whole entire Elite like that?!" Joey shrieked back to the tattooed commentator.
Corey then nodded and said, "Yes! These seven know that Eric Bischoff and Rosabella Beauty are the real hosts!"
"ARE YOU SERIOUS GRAVES? THEY'RE NOT THE HOSTS!" Joey shrieked back to Corey in anger.
"Are you blind, death or just plain dumb?" Booker shouted towards Graves, "The Elite are the hottest group of wrestling stars on the planet today. There's no way you're gonna reason with them in order to make them leave!"
While the bickering still continued on between both Booker and Corey on commentary, Kenny Omega immediately picked up Eric Bischoff up on his feet and delivered a huge V-Trigger knee straight across Eric's face, knocking him out to another round of cheers!
"The V-Trigger!" Joey shouted out.
"I think Omega just knocked his frickin' lights out!" Booker also pointed out with a chuckle.
"Why is Rosabella Beauty just standing there at ringside?" Corey complained to Booker and Joey before shouting over to Rosabella, "Damn it, Rosabella, help Bischoff out!"
"You know she can't hear you, Corey!" Joey replied to Corey.
"I love the image I'm seeing in the ring right now." Booker grinned. "Bischoff is getting what he deserves for destroying WCW!"
Once again, there was nothing Rosabella could do anything about it. She watched and grimaced as Eric was being taken apart by the Elite one-by-one. Right now, Eric Bischoff was now being picked up by his feet in the form of Cody Rhodes, who got the former WCW owner in a reverse DDT position. And then, Cody twisted his body around, sending Eric's face down the mat with his signature Cross Rhodes spinning neckbreaker!
"And he hits him with Cross Rhodes!" Styles shouted out again.
"Someone help Bischoff out…" Corey said, groaning in defeat.
"Who the hell wants to help that piece of crap?" Booker replied.
Joey then spoke out in behalf, "Maybe Corey would like to contribute."
"No thanks, I rather stay here in my seat." Corey shook his head out of pure safety.
While Rosabella was busy taking that long walk up the ramp and seeing Eric get his just desserts, three familiar women were coming out of the curtain and appearing right behind the scared spec-wearing beauty. The camera soon identified those women as Cody's wife Brandi Rhodes and both Apple White and Raven Queen from "Ever After High" as they gave Rosabella one big death stare in return. This whole entire scene was now making the crowd go crazy with nothing more than big cheers all around the stadium!
"Oh no, don't turn around Rosabella!" Corey shouted, but with no effort.
"Aw, here we go, boys!" Booker smirked.
"It's Brandi Rhodes, Apple White and Raven Queen!" Joey pointed out from his announce table, "What's gonna happen?"
It took only five seconds for Rosabella to turn right around, responding with a huge gulp right around in her throat. She couldn't imagine the pain that was about to be brought to her right about now. In order for both Brandi, Apple and Raven to spare her, all Rosabella could do right now was beg just like what Eric Bischoff did.
"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to steal your prince!" Rosabella said to Apple, "I swear, it was an honest mistake!"
"But this sure as heck won't be!" Apple replied back with a kick right to Rosabella's gut.
And then, with the help of both Brandi and Raven, the two helped Apple lift up Rosabella up in a powerbomb position. Yet, much to her irony, Apple saw a table set up from outside the stage. This exact scene gave Apple a tremendous idea. As she still held up Rosabella up on her shoulders, both Brandi and Raven helped Apple powerbomb Rosabella all the way down to table, breaking her and the hard unforgiving wood in pieces!
"OH MY GOD!" Joey screamed, shouting out his signature catchphrase.
"Oh my god is right!" Booker also shouted, but with horrified amazement.
"That's it," Corey shook his head before saying, "Rosabella is done for!"
"And strange enough, so is Eric Bischoff in a matter of seconds!" Joey said, pointing back to the ring.
Despite all the punishment that Bischoff was taking, it still wasn't enough to satisfy The Elite.
So both Matt and Nick Jackson decided to pick up the dazed former WCW owner on his feet again, but only this time, they decided to give Eric right to Chris Jericho, who immediately decked Bischoff in the face with a big Codebreaker in return!
"There it is, the Codebreaker!" Joey shouted out again.
"Please, Bischoff's had enough already!" Corey said, pleading from commentary.
"Like I said, you're more than welcome to help him out if you want to." Booker smirked back to the tattooist.
"I changed my mind now, I'm not getting destroyed by those bunch of morons." Corey scoffed, referring to the Elite.
"Heh, figured you'd say that." chuckled the 5x WCW champion.
After all the beatings that Eric Bischoff had taken from the rest of the Elite, all The Elite could do in order to please the fans was to pose all over Bischoff's beaten down body. And they did just that to a bunch of fangirl-like cheers from the entire Lambeau Field itself. Joey and Booker couldn't be more excited to see this kind of karma happen to Eric Bischoff themselves. Corey Graves on the other hand could do nothing more than wince and groan in pure misery.
"And take a look at that, The Elite showing everybody, Eric Bischoff and Rosabella Beauty what they are all about!" Joey exclaimed.
"Indeed, and I think Bischoff and Beauty learned that the HARD way!" Booker nodded out, agreeing with Joey himself.
"Now's not the time to celebrate!" Corey said to the two men sitting beside him, "Can't you see Rosabella needs a stretcher already?"
"Why would we care about that?" Booker shrugged to Graves.
"I would have to agree on what Booker said just now, Corey. I think he's fine at helping herself up." Joey chuckled out, "But either way, The Elite stand tall here as our permanent hosts of the 1st annual Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble!"
"I'll tell you, I can't wait for this any longer!" Booker nodded out before the scene closed to a picture of The Elite still standing tall over Eric Bischoff as always.
Yeah, I know what you're thinking and all, didn't you already use Eric Bischoff and Rosabella Beauty once before on the Mega All-Star Fanfiction Royal Rumble II (a fic I'm co-writing with The Amazing Ghost Musician)? Well, the plots are kinda different than his. Since I literally despise both Bischoff and Rosabella altogether, I decided to write them in and give them a storyline of my own, just because I felt like it.
BTW, that powerbomb that Rosabella suffered was an homage to WCW's Great American Bash 1996 in which Eric Bischoff got powerbombed off the stage by Kevin Nash. What can I say, I dig the 90's.
Anyway, now that we have the entire Elite as hosts of the Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble (but mostly it'll be Chris Jericho and the Young Bucks), what will happen once the entrants are introduced and the entire bell rings? We'll find out in the next chapter folks so don't touch that dial, because the 1st Annual Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble is coming up NEXT!
But for real this time.