Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble
Rated T for Language and Violence
Summary: 100 of your favorite cartoon characters compete in a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for a chance to be named The Greatest Cartoon Character Ever! Featuring the most popular and less obscure cast of characters ever, who will be the last cartoon standing in this animated battle royal gauntlet?
Disclaimer: I do not, AND I REPEAT, I do not own anything involving the characters and their brands. They include Warner Bros, Nickelodeon, Disney, Cartoon Network, Hanna-Barbera, FOX, MTV, Hasbro, Mattel, Starz Media, ZAG Heroez, Netflix, etc.
P.S.: Since I've been helping The Amazing Ghost Musician with his stories, I think it's only exceptional that he'll help me out with this story of mine I'm creating. That's right, we're gonna be co-writing the story ourselves! Anyway, this will be some sort of redo of my Cartoon Royal Rumble, except this time around, the cartoon roster will be updated a bit and instead of 80, it will now be up to 100 entrants. And expect this to be unpredictable as well, because not also will anyone not know who'll enter, but no one knows who will win either.
P.S.: WOLFWATCHER12 will also help me out too, so he also deserves a lot of thanks as well. So it'll be a three-person effort! ^_^
Chapter 5: You Can Do Magic
10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... *BZZT!*
Entrant #11: Raven Queen (Ever After High)
Once the buzzer stopped sounding off, the song "You Can Do Magic" by America began to play around Lambeau Field as a dark purple-haired brunette decked out in a dark vinyl dress came out with a tremendous pop from the crowd. But that wasn't all. This next entrant decided to enchant the entire crowd by using her purple-aura like powers to create purple flames, which dazzled the Green Bay audience to its core.
"Take a look at that!" Booker said, looking at those flames closeup.
"No doubt, those kinds of flames are from our next entrant, Raven Queen from Ever After High!" Joey exclaimed loudly.
"She and Apple should be ashamed of themselves for putting Rosabella Beauty in the table!" Corey scowled, referring to the powerbomb that Raven and Apple gave to Rosabella in the pre-show.
"Are you dumb, Corey?" Booker said, being appalled to what Corey brought up, "It was Bischoff and Rosabella that brought this entire mess in the first place!"
"Yeah, no kidding!" Joey added in. "Not to mention a few years ago they brought this bombshell before the Mega All-Star FanFiction Royal Rumble could even happen. Those two have done nothing but killing the entire Ever After High Franchise almost the same way he did with WCW!"
Once Raven finally got inside the ring however, the first person she approached was Mordecai, who was trying to surprise the daughter of the Evil Queen with a huge haymaker to the face.
Raven brought her smarts to good use by ducking down and delivering three huge kicks straight to Mordecai's ribs before taking down the blue jay with a spinning back kick for good measure!
"Raven going kick-crazy all over Mordecai now!" Booker pointed out.
"I think she's putting Aleister Black to shame with kicks like that!" Joey also pointed out with a little chuckle.
"You oughta wonder if she's learned anything from Aleister Black from watching NXT!" Corey brought up.
"I wouldn't doubt it!" Booker commented.
While Mordecai tried his best to shake the nerves off of that attack, Raven continued to do more damage to the bluejay by running to the ropes and catching Mordecai off-guard with a huge basement dropkick!
"And basement dropkick to the beak!" Joey replied.
"She nearly came that close to having his beak turned right around!" Corey nodded over to Joey.
Mordecai soon got himself back up trying once again to get his mind back in the game. But as he was doing so, Raven decided to make her first elimination right away by grabbing Mordecai from behind and sending him over the top rope and onto the floor!
"Raven Queen with her first elimination of the night!" Booker shouted out.
"No kidding, Mordecai hardly ever got a chance in the match!" Joey shook his head, "He just got pummeled out there from the beginning!"
"Are you kidding me? He never stood a chance in this match!" Corey replied.
"That's what I just said, Corey!" Booker said to the Savior of Misbehavior.
4th Eliminated: Mordecai; Eliminated by: Raven Queen; Duration: 4:18
While Mordecai was struggling to walk up the aisle, Ben Tennyson, Scrooge McDuck and Jimmy Neutron were all still struggling to eliminate Samurai Jack from the Rumble, yet they were having a very difficult time doing so knowing the fact that they noticed that Jack was wrapping his feet around the ropes.
"Hold up, we may have an elimination going on!" Booker quickly pointed out.
"Seems like it, Book!" Corey nodded before saying, "Samurai's at the edge of the ropes right now!"
"No doubt here, he's got three characters trying to eliminate him from this match!" Joey explained.
Before Samurai Jack could even think of going out however, Shadowcat immediately came out of nowhere and walloped Ben, Scrooge and Neutron in the back with a hard steel chair, therefore letting Samurai Jack go for the time being.
"Talk about your lifesavers, huh?" Joey said to Booker.
"Shadowcat saves Samurai Jack from elimination just in the nick of time!" Booker replied.
"Where did she get that steel chair from?" Corey asked, wondering how Shadowcat got that weapon.
"Well, I got a feeling since she used her phasing powers, I think it may be under the ring!" Joey asked the Savior of Misbehavior as well.
Shadowcat wasn't quite done with that steel chair just yet.
Knowing that Ben Tennyson was close to her, Shadowcat sent the steel chair driving into Ben's ribs before setting the chair down looking to set up something big for the alien-disguised superhero.
"Looks like Shadowcat's setting up something here." Corey pointed out.
"Whatever it is, I got a bad feeling Ben's gonna get the worst end of it!" Joey Styles gulped out of fear.
It wouldn't be long before Shadowcat somehow managed to lift Ben upside down, attempting a piledriver.
But before she could slam him on his head, Ben managed to wiggle free and counter the move with a back body drop. However, the teenager whose real name was Kitty Pryde amazed everyone by landing right on her feet to a surprising pop!
"WHOA!" Booker gasped out of his seat.
"No frickin' way did she do that!" shook Corey's head in amazement.
"Oh she definitely did, Corey!" Joey chuckled with a nod. "Boy was that incredible!"
After knowing that Shadowcat managed to escape from that move entirely, Ben attempted to get in a clothesline, only for Kitty Pryde to duck down right away.
But that wasn't all. Before Ben 10 could react from that miss, he ran right into a roaring elbow smash courtesy of She-Ra, which knocked Ben out for the time being!
"Oh, good night!" Corey gasped in surprise.
"Ran right at the wrong place and the wrong time!" Booker instantly pointed out.
Scrooge McDuck however, was about to get even a most painful fate.
While he was still recovering from that hard chair shot, he turned around only to eat a huge Black Mass kick from Raven Queen!
"Oh my god, Black Mass!" Joey screamed with a big gasp.
"That may be enough to get him the headache he needs!" Corey chuckled before replying, "By the way, do old ducks like him take meds for headaches?"
"You never get tired with the old jokes, do you?" Joey muttered to Graves.
"I got a lot of them, Joey!" Corey nodded.
"I swear, we're gonna be in for a long night if Corey keeps this up…" Booker groaned from Corey's statement.
"You can make it through, Book." Joey said to the WCW legend, "Anyway, we might as well see who number 12 is right now!"
As Scrooge McDuck tried to get his senses back from that lethal kick, the crowd took their focus off from the ring to the stage as they saw the Rumble clock light up. Which definitely meant that another entrant was about to enter the Rumble next.
10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… *BZZT!*
Entrant #12: Jude Lizowski (6teen)
After the buzzer sounded off once again (yeah, I know it becomes annoying as it goes on), the song "The Rock Show" by Blink 182 began to blare out through the speakers as a blonde-haired teenager dressed in a black headcap, light grayish-yellow shirt, blue pants and blue boots came out to a big, yet surprising ovation from the Green Bay crowd. Of course, he began to show off for the entertaining crowd as he started ska dancing down the aisle (what is he, Sami Zayn? LOL).
"Awwwwww yeah, it's time for my man here to get this show on the roll!" Booker T shouted in excitement.
Corey groaned out as he said, "Seriously? They put a damn pothead skater boy in? This Rumble's going to hell now!"
"I wouldn't say that at all, Corey!" Joey replied, glaring at his partner. "This guy right here happens to be one of 6teen's fan favorites! And who better than to make this show interesting than the show's main skater boy, Jude Lizowski?"
"I don't know about you, but I'm definitely lovin' this song!" Booker T chuckled as he started ska dancing like Jude was doing. "My boy Jude's making one hell of an entrance!"
"You serious? He hasn't gotten in the ring yet!?" Corey shook his head before looking at Booker's dancing, "And quit dancing already, this is a family show!"
"Excuse me Corey, but this is not a family show like how badly the WWE has been going ever since that stupid PG ERA started." Joey snarled to Corey Graves. "And the only reason why the WWE turned into a family show was so that Vince McMahon's wife Linda McMahon can get involved with politics and run for Senator in the state of Connecticut, which she failed to win not once but twice."
While Corey started muttering to himself (luckily Joey and Booker didn't hear him), Jude finally got inside the ring and continued to ska dance all around in a circle, mostly around Samurai Jack, who didn't even know what to make of his teenager's antics.
So when Jude approached him, Samurai Jack attempted to shut him up with a huge chop to the chest. Despite the fact that he was still dancing, Jude amazingly managed to duck down and chop Jack first instead.
"How on earth is Jude doing that?" Corey pointed out right away.
"Must be a new fighting style." Joey shrugged his shoulders.
"I believe that Jude has learned some nice dance moves yours truly," Booker grinned. "And he's got the skills that will help him through the rumble."
Corey rolled his eyes in annoyance, "Oh please, that kid wouldn't know dancing if a skateboard came in and struck him in the dome!"
As Booker continued to ignore Corey's snarky comment, Jude continued to ska dance all around Samurai Jack, who right now was trying to catch his breath from that slap that just inflicted on him.
Jack ended up getting back on his feet only for the dancing Jude to chop him right on the chest again and again, following a combo-like pattern in which the crowd was eating it up one-by-one.
"Look at those chops connect!" Joey pointed out first-handedly.
"I'm thinking he still must be listening to Blink-182 going on his brain!" Booker exclaimed, enjoying this performance that Jude was making.
"That's perfect for a misfit like him!" Corey snarled out again.
"Jude's showing his shades of Ric Flair!" Joey stated, while ignoring Corey at the same time.
The tattooed Savior of Misbehavior then scoffed as he said, "Yeah, if Ric Flair started going to Hot Topic and started pogo-ing like a poorly performed punk rocker!"
Booker then glared at Corey for his comment, "Tell me you didn't just that, Graves? TELL ME YOU DIDN'T JUST SAY THAT?"
As Joey Styles attempted to break the two apart once again on commentary, She-Ra had Jimmy Neutron all to herself by delivering a big vertical suplex for good measure!
"Big suplex from She-Ra there." Joey pointed out.
However, the Princess of Power wasn't quite done with the boy genius just yet.
She then decided to pick him up once more and lift her up upside down before slamming Jimmy Neutron down for another suplex. The people instantly popped up to their feet once they saw what kind of suplexes they were seeing resembled.
"And another suplex!" Corey exclaimed.
"She's goin' for those Three Amigos, I'm tellin' ya!" Booker pointed out in excitement.
"Definitely making the late great Eddie Guerrero proud tonight!" nodded Joey Styles.
With Jimmy Neutron too dazed from that suplex, She-Ra attempted to lift him up for a third suplex. But before she could do just that, she was stopped by Shadowcat at the last second.
"Whoa, stop right there!" Kitty Pryde said to the Princess of Power.
Joey raised his eyebrow at commentary, "Why did She-Ra stop?"
"Maybe Shadowcat decided to play peacemaker for once." Corey said to Joey.
But then, all of a sudden, she looked toward Jimmy and onto She-ra while pointing up, "Get him up! I got an idea!"
She-Ra immediately followed her order and lifted Jimmy Neutron in a suplex position.
However, she wasn't looking to slam the Boy Genius down. She instead decided to keep him upside down at all times, stalling him right as Shadowcat began to leap up the top rope.
"I don't think she was playin' peacemaker, Corey!" Booker shook his head over to the Savior of Misbehavior.
"What on earth is Kitty Pryde doing?" Corey asked Booker in return.
"Something that Jimmy doesn't want to be part of, I'm sure!" Joey nodded out.
With She-Ra still holding Jimmy Neutron upside down, Shadowcat launched herself off from the top rope and connected with a dropkick towards the boy genius while at the same time She-Ra hit Jimmy with a vertical suplex!
"Whoa, what a move!" Corey gasped loudly.
"Incredible teamwork right there by both She-Ra and Shadowcat!" Joey Styles clearly pointed out.
Once they were done with Neutron for the time being, both She-Ra and Shadowcat heard a whistle blow right between them. The two soon looked to the left to see Raven Queen standing before them, gesturing to the two of them to bring it on, Shinsuke Nakamura-style.
"Come on!" Raven said to both She-Ra and Shadowcat.
"Raven's ready for a fight, Joey!" Booker spoke in anticipation.
"More like she's commiting suicide in the Rumble!" Corey said to Booker.
"No she's not, what's wrong with you Corey?" Joey said to the tattooist in annoyed fashion.
The two proceeded to get Raven with a double clothesline, but Raven managed to duck down and run to the ropes before nailing both She-Ra and Shadowcat with a very big springboard moonsault!
"She got them two for the price of one!" Booker exclaimed.
"She definitely did with a performance like that." Joey Styles nodded in unison.
Booker T then asked Joey precisely, "You think it's too late to change my pick for the Rumble?"
"If you feel like you need to, Book. Then go right ahead!" Joey nodded yet again.
Meanwhile, Jude Lizowski was right at the corner, still ska dancing his ass off while at the same time continuing to chop the chest of one Samurai Jack. Jack's chest was starting to turn blood red from the chops so bad, he looked like he was suffering one bad sunburn after another.
"How in the hell is Jude still dancing? That kid's gotta be worn out right about now!" Corey pointed out right away.
"Beats me," Booker shrugged, "Sometimes, Jude can't help himself, Corey!"
The dancing finally came to a close though when Scrooge McDuck came from behind and whacked Jude in the back with his signature cane, nearly breaking it to pieces.
"My god, what a hit!" Joey shuddered in pain.
"You said it, Joey!" Booker agreed with Joey. "Tell me, I did not just see that!"
Jude attempted to recover from that shot, but he couldn't get the chance to once Scrooge McDuck managed to wrap the entire cane all over the skater boy's neck. And then, Scrooge whipped Jude back to the mat, nailing a big White Russian Leg Sweep in good measure!
"Whoa, what a White Russian Leg Sweep!" Corey gasped yet again.
"Scrooge McDuck paying a little homage to The Sandman with that move!" said Joey Styles.
"What's next? Is he gonna start drinking and bashing his own head with a beer can next?" Corey asked Joey out of spite.
"How in the heck would I even know that, Graves?" Joey shrugged to Corey, "I don't even know his private life that much!"
"What the hell do you think he is?" Booker asked.
"I was only being sarcastic, Book!" Corey growled at the WCW great, "Geez, don't have a bird!"
"While I try to do my damn best to separate both Booker and Corey again, we might as well check out the next entrant already!" Joey said as he pointed directly to the stage.
And so did the rest of the Green Bay fans as well as they took their focus away from the ring and over to the stage where another entrant was about to enter the Royal Rumble match.
10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… *BZZT!*
Entrant #13: Hank Hill (King of the Hill)
After the buzzer rang out again, typical country music began playing throughout Lambeau Field as a middle-aged man with a brown flat-top, clear black glasses, white t-shirt, denim jeans and brown boots came out of the curtain just to be filled with only moderate cheers from the entire crowd.
"I think we're gonna be heading down to Texas with this man right there!" Booker quickly pointed out.
"Eeeeeeeyup!" Joey nodded, "Because entering number 13 is Hank Hill from King of the Hill!"
Corey then somehow noticed the pattern of Hank's denim-covered behind and started to snicker out a little bit, "Um, did anyone tell Hank his butt's kind of missing?"
"He always looks like that, Corey." Joey pointed out, just to correct Corey.
"Have you seen how small it looks, Joey?" Corey snickered to the ECW original, "By goodness, it's so small, you need to get a microscope to actually see his butt!"
"Oh god…" Booker T rolled his eyes.
As Hank finally got inside the ring, he was greeted the hard way by Ben Tennyson, who surprised Hank Hill with a big Single Knee Facebreaker in return!
"Well, that didn't last long!" Corey smirked out.
"Hank Hill ran in at the wrong place right there!" Joey exclaimed.
"He's gonna wish he was back in Texas with his son Stewart." Corey smirked.
"It's Bobby Hill, not Stewart." Booker corrected Corey in return, "You talking about the other fat kid with the Winger shirt from Beavis and Butt-Head."
"Nuh-uh, JBL told me Stewart was Hank Hill's son." Corey smirked over to Booker again.
"I don't know where he heard that from, but he's VERY inaccurate on that one." Joey interjected.
The impact of that hit forced Hank Hill to recover right to the lower left turnbuckle. Before he could actually get some rest though, he looked to see Samurai Jack running right toward him, dropkicking Hank right between the legs!
"Oh my god!" Joey shrieked with laughter.
"I got a feeling his butt's not the only one that's gonna shrink!" Corey gulped.
"You're tellin' me," Booker nodded, "I think Hank's going to be feeling that in the morning!"
"Maybe for a long time." Corey added right away.
The punishment wasn't quite over for Hank Hill just yet.
Scrooge McDuck instantly brought out a glass bowling ball for everyone to see (which had a rose stuffed inside it). Reasons why he brought it out in the first place, well, it was all thanks to his nephew Huey, who dug the bowling ball out from under the apron. Hank was now going to be in for the world of hurt.
"Oh no, this is gonna be bad." Corey gulped in total fear.
"Where the hell did Scrooge get that bowling ball from?" asked Booker T.
"Quite frankly, I don't want to know!" Joey shook his head, "Either way, I think Scrooge is about to get a 7-10 split if Hank doesn't move out of the way!"
With Hank Hill trapped in a sit-down position down at the corner, Scrooge McDuck took his time and planned out his trajectory on where the bowling ball should roll. After 5 seconds of waiting, Scrooge rolled the ball and struck out Hank's nuts on impact, forcing out an "OHHHHHHHHH!" from the crowd itself!
"OH MY FRICKIN' GOD!" Shrieked out a terrified Joey Styles!
"That's it! That's frickin' it right there!" Booker T pointed out again.
"His nuts may be no more!" Corey shook his head.
It nearly took Hank Hill a painful 15 seconds for him to finally get up.
When he did though, Ben Tennyson immediately rushed right over and clotheslined Hank Hill over the top rope and onto the floor, marking his first elimination of the match!
"Well, he's no longer the king of this hill!" Corey shook his head again.
"No kidding!" Joey nodded, "Hank Hill didn't even get a chance!"
"What an upset by Ben 10, y'all!" Booker replied.
5th Eliminated: Hank Hill; Eliminated by: Ben Tennyson; Duration: 0:42
Meanwhile, as the EMTs outside tended over to a pain-ridden Hank Hill, Jimmy Neutron found himself in the middle of an elimination process caused by both Shadowcat and She-Ra, who right now was trying their best to get rid of the boy genius off the apron.
"I don't think Hank's gonna be the only one leaving!" Corey shook his head while pointing at Jimmy.
"Is Jimmy Neutron gonna join Hank Hill in the back?" asked Joey Styles.
The answer of course, would be a definite "NO".
Jimmy managed to fight back by slugging both She-Ra and Shadowcat right in the face. And then, while Shadowcat tried her best to recover, Jimmy re-entered the middle rope but re-entered via a Slingshot Canadian Destroyer on Shadowcat!
"My god!" Joey hissed out in agony again.
"Slingshot Canadian Destroyer on part of the boy genius!" Corey exclaimed.
"I got a feeling he used one of his Brain Blasts on that one, Joey." added Booker T.
As Shadowcat got herself dazed and confused from that move, the crowd all turned to the stage once more and saw the Rumble clock light up again, indicating that yet another entrant was about to make his/her way right down the aisle.
"Anyway, we're about to see the arrival of number 14 make his or her way down the aisle!" Joey exclaimed as he clock ticked down.
10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… *BZZT!*
Entrant #14: Queen Tyr'ahnee (Duck Dodgers)
As the buzzer sounded off for the 12th time of the night, the song "Brutality" (which happens to be Rhea Ripley's theme song from NXT UK) began to play out throughout the stadium as a woman decked out in black skin, long-flowing white hair and wearing a gold-plated bikini appeared to a surprising babyface pop from the entire crowd. Even Corey Graves didn't know what to make out of this entrant, especially when he got a good look at her mouth-less face.
"Whoa, what the-?" Corey gasped out of his seat, "What happened to her face?!"
"I don't care about that, but wow, what a surprise!" Booker gasped as well, but this time in surprised amazement.
"Surprise, indeed!" Joey nodded, "Our next entrant is Queen Tyr'ahnee from the Looney Tunes spin-off cartoon Duck Dodgers!"
"Can someone remind her to find her mouth and put it back where it belongs?" Corey hollered out.
After sprinting down the aisle, Tyr'ahnee finally got in the ring where she blasted Jude Lizowski right in the chest with a spinning double axe handle before ringling Jude's arm and delivering a huge Eat Defeat in return!
"My goodness, she's goin' all out, Joey!" Booker T shouted.
"And she's taken it all over Jude Lizowski!" Joey shouted as well.
Raven Queen tried her best to stop Queen Tyr'ahnee's momentum, but alas, it all failed once Tyr'ahnee blocked out a huge roundhouse kick caused by Raven.
In return, Tyr'ahnee shut down Raven with two hard face slaps and a spinning backhand before knocking out Raven for a loop with a roundhouse kick of her own!
"Oh, hello!" Joey said, nearly getting out of his seat.
"She definitely channeling her inner CM Punk with that combo!" Booker pointed out closely.
"CM Punk nothing! Can someone ask her what happened with her mouth?" Corey asked both Booker and Joey.
"Will you stop asking that question, Corey?" Joey told Corey off in an agitated way.
"Yeah, we already know that you asked it!" Booker added to what Joey said, as Tyr'ahnee delivered a forearm uppercut to Jude's chin. "Oof, what a forearm uppercut by Tyr'ahnee there on Jude!"
"Looks like she must have been wanting payback for how Jude tried to make a move on her." Joey stated.
"Whoa, hold on a minute there!" Corey said. "Did I hear you right!? Jude tried to flirt with the Martian Queen herself!?"
"Yes he did!" Booker replied, "I knew all about it before the show started."
"Why didn't no one tell me this before?" Corey said, complaining as always.
While Queen Tyr'ahnee was busy building up momentum in the match, Samurai Jack was right at the ropes, busy trying his best to knock Scrooge McDuck off the apron with repeatable punches. Scrooge was hanging onto the ropes as tight as he could, but quickly yet slowly started to feel his fingers slip out of him.
"I think Scrooge is about to slip in a retirement home!" Corey pointed out very quickly.
"Ah man, he ain't gonna last very long here!" groaned Booker T.
With one last shot, Samurai Jack hit Scrooge upside the head, forcing him to let go of the rope.
But before he could think of hitting the floor, the camera got a good shocking look at his webbed feet, which of course was still hanging onto the lower ropes, much to the shock of the rest of the fans and commentators watching!
"He's gone-what the?" Corey said with a jaw-dropping gasp.
"Oh my god, look at THAT!" Joey pointed out as well, being awestruck by that incredible near-save moment.
"He's hangin' on by his feet!" Booker chuckled, "This dude must be Flubber or somethin'!"
However, Scrooge was still having trouble trying to lift his body up from the position that he was suddenly in. Luckily for the richest duck in Duckburg, Huey, Dewey and Louie proceeded to help their dear old uncle out by pushing Scrooge backup and scooting him back into the ring, bringing out a big pop from the audience.
"And Scrooge is safe again!" Joey exclaimed.
"Only because he's got those bratty nephews of his by ringside!" Corey growled in return.
"What's your problem with kids all of a sudden?" Booker raised his eyebrow at Corey, "What on earth did they ever do to you to begin with?"
"They're ruining the Rumble for me by sticking their noses where they don't belong!" Corey explained with anger.
"Oh come the hell on, Corey!" Joey snapped. "As I told you before, there's no rules stating that they can't be at ringside to help their uncle."
"You heard him, Graves!" Booker agreed. "Quit your whining and call the damn match!"
While Graves was muttering lowly to himself (luckily for him, Booker didn't hear), She-Ra ended up blasting Ben with a clothesline right before turning around to see the one person she was standing next to: Queen Tyr'ahnee.
It was there that She-Ra immediately drew her sword out just in time, forcing the rest of the commentators to be intrigued on what was about to go down.
"Wait a minute, we got a face-off going!" Joey Styles quickly pointed out in suspense.
"I wouldn't say that, Joey. Queen Tyr'ahnee's got half of her face missing!" Corey smirked out, therefore annoying both Joey and Booker again.
"Are you ever gonna stop?" Booker angrily turned to Corey, "You do realize her people are just like that, right?"
"You mean there are freaks just like her?" Corey said, pointing to Tyr'ahnee from far-away.
"You know you're being completely racist right now, Corey?" Joey yelled angrily.
"Why? She's just an alien, Joey!" Corey hollered out to Joey.
"He still has a point, Graves!" Booker argued. "You're judging this woman because she's an alien who's different, and that's despicable."
"Oh, great, did you just turn yourself into Daffy Duck with that one?" Corey rolled his eyes in response to Booker's statement.
"Oh yeah? You wanna go at it right now?" Booker yelled, before standing up out of his chair.
Joey then got in the middle altogether, saying to the two men, "Like I said, this is no time to fight!"
As the three commentators were caught in yet another argument, She-Ra immediately threw her sword down and proceeded to punch Tyr'ahnee in the face, which of course, ended up punching her back. This face-off had now turned into an all-girl fistfight between the two, which got the entire Green Bay crowd on their feet.
"Look at this," Joey pointed out before screaming, "CATFIGHT! CATFIIIIIIIIGHT!"
"Oh yeah, here we go fellas!" Booker chuckled.
"I hate to see what kind of damage She-Ra is gonna do to the Queen's face!" Corey gulped a little bit, "By the end, I think she may not have a face at all!"
As both Joey and Booker tried their best to ignore Corey's comments about Tyr'ahnee's mouthless face, the brawl between her and She-Ra got so intense that both women tumbled right through the middle ropes and onto the floor, duking it out. This kind of display coming from these women forced the referees to break it up right away, but to no avail.
"This is escalating pretty quickly, fellas!" Booker replied in suspense.
"Even the referees are having trouble trying to separate those two!" Joey pointed out to the both of them.
"As much fun as I want to see this occur, I think we might have to break away to see the next entrant, Styles!" Corey reminded to the two as he looked up to the Rumble clock.
And so did the rest of the fans as they all looked up to see who's the next entrant in the rumble.
10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… *BZZT*
Entrant #15: Sam (Totally Spies)
As the buzzer sounded off once more, the song "A View To A Kill" by Duran Duran played all throughout Lambeau Field as a beautiful red-haired teenager with long hair and decked out in a green cat-suit came out through the curtain to a whole lot of cat-calls coming from the audience, mostly the teenage boys and adult males who were more than ecstatic to see another surprise entrant unfolding through their eyes.
"I think we're about to go undercover, guys!" Booker informed Joey.
"And this next entrant's got it all written around her, because Sam from Totally Spies has drawn number 15 in the Rumble!" Joey exclaimed.
"Is she gonna break a nail on the way down?" Corey asked the ECW commentator.
"When you're going up against 99 other characters," Booker explained. "That's the last thing you should be worrying about."
Once Sam got onto the apron, Shadowcat came after her trying to deck her into the face, but being the spy that she was, Sam got her with a shoulder thrust before getting inside the ring with a Slingshot DDT to Kitty Pryde!
"Impressive DDT!" Joey exclaimed.
"I wonder what Johnny Gargano thanks of her stealing his move like that?" Corey raised his eyebrow.
"I'm certain he won't mind a bit, Graves!" Booker sneered to the Savior of Misbehavior.
After Sam got up, she approached her new target in the form of Jimmy Neutron, who got immediately kicked in the side of ribs courtesy of the red-haired spy herself.
He went down on his knees clutching his ribs in pain when all of a sudden, Sam ran right to the ropes and back again hitting Jimmy Neutron with a big Hurricanrana Driver!
"Whoa, Hurricanrana Driver coming through!" Joey exclaimed once again.
"And look, not one single nail broken!" Corey smirked, "She should be SOOOOO lucky."
"Trust me, Corey, she ain't no typical teenager for sure!" Booker shook his head in spite of Corey's comment.
While Sam continued to build up momentum in the Rumble, Samurai Jack began to get back into the Rumble right away by trapping Scrooge McDuck out of nowhere with a big German Suplex!
"Big German right there by the Samurai." Corey quickly pointed out.
As much as Samurai Jack wanted to stop, he couldn't.
He still managed to hang on to Scrooge McDuck, who got picked up and drilled to the floor with a big back suplex courtesy of Jack!
"And a back suplex!" Booker replied, "By god, is that loud or what?"
However, Samurai Jack wasn't exactly done with Scrooge just yet.
He immediately picked him up, attempting to hit a big Tiger Suplex on the richest duck in all of Duckburg. But before he picked him right up, Jude Lizowski came running in and superkicked Samurai Jack in the back of the head, which brought both Jack and Scrooge down immediately.
"Oh my goodness, what a kick!" Corey said with a loud gasp, "Where on earth did Jude come from?"
"Who knows, who cares? Either way, that was a big kick to the back of the noggin!" Joey nodded as he shuddered.
The superkick that Jude gave to Samurai Jack was more than enough to bring him down, which forced the blonde-haired skater to ascend from the top rope hoping to pull out a high-risk aerial assault in this matchup.
"Whoa, he's going up top!" Booker pointed out again.
"It looks very dangerous from up there!" Corey said, fearing the worst to happen.
"You do have a point Corey, because there's a good chance he could get knocked out of the ring and get eliminated!" Joey Styles nodded on behalf of Corey Graves.
Luckily for Jude, there was no one coming by to interrupt his moment from happening.
After a deep breath, Jude took off in the air…
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...only to be hit with a Black Mass kick, courtesy of Raven Queen!
"OH MY GOD!" Joey shrieked loudly, throwing his signature catchphrase again.
"What a Black Mass kick!" Corey gulped one more time.
"I think Raven nearly decapitated that poor boy's head off!" Booker said, gasping with breath, "Not gonna lie, that caught me off my seat!"
While Jude attempted to recover from that nasty kick given to him, the fight between She-Ra and Queen Tyr'ahnee intensified as the Princess of Power trapped the Martian Queen down at the upper left turnbuckle and started stomping a mudhole right through her ribs.
It definitely helped a lot, forcing Tyr'ahnee down on her ass at the moment.
"Look at this, She-Ra's going all out!" Corey replied.
"She's proving to Tyr'ahnee right there that she is the most superior female here in this match!" Booker pointed out.
"With the way her performance is going, it looks very likely!" nodded Joey Styles.
With Tyr'ahnee feeling groggy as ever, She-Ra ran to the other corner and back again, hoping to nail Queen Tyr'ahnee with a big Hesitation Dropkick.
Before that could happen though, Jimmy Neutron came running out of nowhere and walloped She-Ra in the face with a huge spinning wheel kick, stopping her for the moment!
"Neutron with a wheel kick!" Styles shouted out.
"That boy just came flying out of nowhere!" Booker chuckled in surprise.
Jimmy Neutron soon got up on his feet, only to turn himself right around to see Queen Tyr'ahnee level the boy genius with an epic spear for good measure!
"Oh my god!" Joey shouted.
"That spear just shot him down, Styles!" Booker pointed out in suspense.
"Any chance we'll send him to the robotic scrap heap where his stupid robot dog deserves to go?" Corey said to both Joey and Booker, obviously referring to Goddard.
"Don't start, Corey!" Booker said, threatening the former NXT superstar.
As Jimmy Neutron laid motionless around the ring, the crowd immediately saw the Rumble clock light up on the titantron, forcing them to turn towards the stage and await the next entrant who was about to come out of that curtain.
"Anyway, who's the next entrant about to come out of this Cartoon Rumble?" Joey Styles asked.
"Whatever it is, I'm ready for it!" Booker said, rubbing his hands in anticipation.
Whoa, you talk about your OMG moments. Trust me, this chapter had a lot of them. Anyway, here's our stats:
Entrants in the ring: 10
Entrants eliminated: 5
Entrants left to go: 85
Eliminated: Lynn Loud Jr., Patrick Star, Johnny Bravo, Mordecai, Hank Hill
Still in the ring: Samurai Jack, Scrooge McDuck, Shadowcat, Jimmy Neutron, She-Ra, Ben Tennyson, Raven Queen, Jude Lizowski, Queen Tyr'ahnee and Sam
Shortest time: Patrick Star - Record: 0:03
Yes, if anyone asked, I named this chapter off the songs from one of my favorite rock bands of the 1970's, America. Out of their songs, the ones I mostly love from them are "Sister Golden Hair", "A Horse With No Name", "Lonely People", "Ventura Highway", and of course "You Can Do Magic" which is my favorite song from them. Go check them out on YouTube if you're a fan of 1970's rock.
Anyway, what will happen next in this Rumble? Will Scrooge McDuck keep saving himself from elimination. Will Jude continue to listen to Blink-182 inside his head while dancing at the same time just to annoy Corey Graves? Do I think Queen Tyr'ahnee is the hottest martian there ever is (no doubt about it, it's a major YES)? More will be answered in the next chapter, so until then, you know what to do. Now of you'll excuse me, it's microwaved burrito time!