Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble
Rated T for Language and Violence
Summary: 100 of your favorite cartoon characters compete in a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for a chance to be named The Greatest Cartoon Character Ever! Featuring the most popular and less obscure cast of characters ever, who will be the last cartoon standing in this animated battle royal gauntlet?
Disclaimer: I do not, AND I REPEAT, I do not own anything involving the characters and their brands. They include Warner Bros, Nickelodeon, Disney, Cartoon Network, Hanna-Barbera, FOX, MTV, Hasbro, Mattel, Starz Media, ZAG Heroez, Netflix, etc.
P.S.: Since I've been helping The Amazing Ghost Musician with his stories, I think it's only exceptional that he'll help me out with this story of mine I'm creating. That's right, we're gonna be co-writing the story ourselves! Anyway, this will be some sort of redo of my Cartoon Royal Rumble, except this time around, the cartoon roster will be updated a bit and instead of 80, it will now be up to 100 entrants. And expect this to be unpredictable as well, because not also will anyone not know who'll enter, but no one knows who will win either.
P.S.: WOLFWATCHER12 will also help me out too, so he also deserves a lot of thanks as well. So it'll be a three-person effort! ^_^
Chapter 6: That's My Horse!
10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... *BZZT!*
Entrant #16: "Granddad" Robert Freeman (The Boondocks)
After the entire buzzer rang out again, "Fight The Power Pt. 1" by The Isley Brothers started blaring out through the sound speakers as an old man decked out in a green jacket, brown slacks and glasses came through the curtain and was greeted by a big applause from the entire Green Bay crowd.
"Oh boy, somebody's about to get the belt!" Corey gulped for his safety.
"And not to mention a whole lot of it, because here comes Robert Freeman aka Granddad from The Boondocks!" Joey exclaimed.
"With the mood he's in not drawing the last spot of the Rumble, I can tell those competitors are about to be in for a long night!" Booker nodded away.
Once he finally got inside the ring, he was treated by a hard open hand slap on the face by Ben Tennyson for good measure.
"YIKES!" Joey said, making his ears shudder.
"Did you frickin' hear that?" Booker said to Joey.
"I sure did, that slap hurt my ears!" Joey nodded, letting Booker know.
That one single slap caused by Ben forced Granddad to start fuming around his face, displaying such an angry growl that made Atrocitus wince in his monster form.
"I think Ben might have regretted doing that!" Corey shook his head.
"You think?" Joey said to Corey with a shout, "Granddad's about to lose it!"
Looking towards Ben with that death glare, Granddad shouted to him, "Aw, hell no, you did not just slap me, white boy! That's it, I'm gonna get my belt…!"
Before Ben could even blink, Granddad took off his belt in record time and started whipping Ben around, much to the delight of the entire Green Bay crowd.
"I think we've got ourselves a white boy whipping!" Booker chuckled half-heartedly.
"C'mon, this ain't right!" Corey whined like always, "He should be in jail for whipping a minor!"
"As I told you before Corey, there's no rules about not using a belt in the rumble." Joey replied. "Secondly, Ben happens to look more like an adult."
"Didn't he say that he's 16?" Corey asked Joey Styles.
"Does it matter, Graves?" Booker said. "When you enter the Royal Rumble match, you've gotta expect the unexpected."
Jude Lizowski tried his best to stop Granddad's whipping, but failed right away as Robert immediately turned around and whip the skater boy repeatedly, forcing little bit of marks right around his ribcage and back. The crowd was eating this whip attack of his one by one, and they had no plans on stopping anytime soon.
"Robert Freeman is a belt whipping machine right here!" Joey Styles shrieked.
"Nobody in the ring is safe from this man, I can say that!" Corey replied.
"Who the hell is gonna stop this old man?" Booker shouted.
"I have no idea, Book!" replied Joey. "But whatever happens, I hope somebody does!"
Right after he was done whipping Jude right on the mat, Robert Freeman turned around, only to be stopped by Scrooge McDuck, who was holding his signature cane straight up to Granddad's nose.
"Well, someone stopped him in his tracks." Corey stated. "I hate to say it, but thank you Scrooge McDuck!"
"I wouldn't be surprised if Scrooge cracks his head like a pinata!" Booker said to Corey.
Despite being silenced and stopped by Scrooge's cane, Robert immediately held up his belt up to Scrooge's face, making the honest mistake of taunting him right away.
"That's enough whippin' outta you, laddie!" Scrooge scowled to Granddad.
"Like you gonna beat me up with yo' pimp cane!" smirked Robert Freeman.
Scrooge then chuckled as he said, "Who said I was going to?"
But then, all of a sudden, Scrooge flipped his cane over and used the handle to strip Granddad out of his signature belt in the process, forcing out another big pop from the Green Bay faithful for that act alone.
"There goes Robert's calling card!" Joey exclaimed.
"Thank goodness!" Corey replied in relief.
"I think this just evened the playing field, guys!" Booker pointed out, kicking back in his seat.
Knowing that he no longer had his belt with him, Granddad shrugged it off and said, "No problem. I'll just whip your plucky duckin' ass either way!"
Before he could even attempt to hit Scrooge, the richest duck in all of Duckburg decided to hit back with a round of open handed chops to the chest before pushing back to the upper right turnbuckle in order to chop him some more.
"Anybody got a case of Pepto Bismol, because he's gonna need it!" Corey exclaimed, referring to Granddad.
"If someone has it, I'm pretty sure Robert Freeman isn't gonna need some!" Joey shook his head.
Knowing he whipped him long enough, Robert Freeman was then whipped to the other corner by Scrooge McDuck. However, using his smarts, Granddad flipped himself over the top rope and remained on the apron before going back to the other corner just to ascend over to the top rope (which of course was the lower right corner of the ring).
"What on earth is Robert Freeman doing right here?" Booker questioned.
"He saved himself from getting eliminated by that idiot duck, that's what." Corey answered him up close.
"Yeah, but he's in a very dangerous position right now!" Joey explained. "Being up on the top rope is not somewhere you wanna be in the Royal Rumble match."
Granddad remained on the top rope for a good second until Scrooge McDuck immediately caught up with him at the middle rope, holding him up for a good 5 seconds (not without seeing Robert beg for his life though). All the begging that Granddad was doing didn't do him any favors though as Scrooge tossed Robert back into the ring with his back being crushed on the way down!
"Wrong place, wrong time, Freeman!" shook Corey Graves's head.
"It's safe to say he definitely paid for it!" Joey Styles nodded on behalf of Corey.
"Scrooge made Freeman eat his own words!" Booker commented.
As Granddad spent a good time nursing his own back right on the mat, the crowd immediately looked towards the stage and saw the Rumble clock pop up again from the titantron, therefore indicating yet another entrant's appearance in the match.
"Anyway, it's time to see what entrant number 17 is made of here in this Rumble match!" Joey Styles exclaimed as the clock started winding down.
10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… *BZZT!*
Entrant #17: Rolf (Ed, Edd n Eddy)
Once the buzzer rang out right away, the audience looked puzzled at the fact that no music was playing right on the sound speakers. That was until they heard the sound of an accordion playing right behind the curtain, followed by a spotlight that shone right through the stage.
"Whoa, what's this?" Joey raised his eyebrow.
"I don't have a frickin' clue, Styles." shook Corey's head yet again.
"Wait a minute, if that Rolf from Ed, Edd N Eddy right behind that curtain and playing an accordion?" Booker questioned.
The answer was a definite yes as a blue-haired teenager dressed in a yellow shirt (with a red stripe), blue jeans and red shoes came through the curtain and started playing the "Yeshmiyek" song much to the delight of a dancing crowd, who couldn't help but be enchanted to the addictive polka beat. And to be honest, Booker T couldn't get enough dancing to the song either.
"Well, I guess that answers your question!" Joey nodded to Booker.
"Seriously Booker?" Corey groaned, "Do we really need to see you dance already?"
"Why not? It's a good song, so sue me!" Booker shrugged to Corey before continuing to dance.
Once Rolf immediately got to ringside, he set the accordion aside and got right inside the ring, only to be approached by the boy genius himself, Jimmy Neutron.
The self-proclaimed Son of a Shepard wasted no time getting rid of his shirt right away and stripped it off, revealing an impressive muscular six-pack that made the teenage girls swoon right away. They swooned even more once they found out the hair around Rolf's back was all shaved off clean (much to everyone watching at home safety-wise).
"Well, we got one hell of a makeover!" Booker nodded.
"I don't see any change in Rolf, Booker! He still looks the same!" Corey pointed out right away.
"Except his back doesn't look hairy anymore." Joey also pointed out, trying to correct Corey Graves.
Jimmy tried to strike Rolf clean out of orbit, but the Son of a Shepard had plans for everyone's favorite modern-day Einstein.
That was when Rolf picked Jimmy Neutron up in a Fireman's Carry position and then proceeded to spin all around the ring, therefore forcing the entire Green Bay crowd to pop up yet again and count down every revolution Rolf was doing on that big Airplane Spin alone.
"Uh-oh, someone's going for a ride." Corey spoke with a nervous gulp.
"Unless that someone is James Issac Neutron himself!" Joey also gulped in unison.
So far, his Airplane Spin didn't seem to stop at all.
In fact, Rolf used this one single move on Jimmy Neutron to his opportunity by knocking down whoever was right in the Son of a Shepard's way! In the process, Rolf used Jimmy to knock down Raven Queen, Queen Tyr'ahnee, Shadowcat and Sam all in one sitting, therefore turning Rolf into a human tornado to the delight of the entire crowd!
"Oh my goodness, Rolf's gone frickin' insane!" Joey shrieked out of pure excitement.
"Where on earth is Bill Paxton where you need him?" asked Corey, "I swear, we have a human Twister at our hands!"
"Well, he's best suited to be one, Corey. So I got no problem with that." Booker nodded with a shrug.
Rolf was relentless in his tornado-like fighting until at last he stopped for a minute. However, that brief pause was only stopped when he started spinning the other way, letting the crowd pop big for his long-lasting Airplane Spin.
"Now he's going the other way?" Corey said, trying not to hold in his laughter.
"Rolf doesn't even know when to stop!" Booker shook his head, "He's like a human dreidel!"
"I can guarantee you Rolf's been watching a lot of Tyler Bate's matches in NXT UK!" Joey nodded out.
Rolf managed to spin him around for at least ten revolutions before finally dropping Jimmy Neutron on the mat, much to the delight of the Green Bay faithful who were chanting "Rolf" over and over again for his little stunt.
"I can definitely say that Rolf's on fire!" Booker smirked.
"Not to mention Rolf may be a little spent too!" Corey nodded out, "That spin definitely wore him the hell out!"
"I'm pretty sure the next entrant won't be worn out as well, because the clock's ticking down!" Joey said as he looked up at the titantron and saw the Rumble clock light up.
This sign obviously meant that another entrant was about to make in way in only 12, 11…
10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… *BZZT!*
Entrant #18: Hilda
After the buzzer rang out for the 16th time in this match, "Anarchy In The UK" by the Sex Pistols began to play out for the crowd as a teenaged girl with long teal hair, black bidet, long sleeved orange shirt, teal skirt, black leggings and red-orange boots came out to a great ovation from the entire crowd.
However, this next entrant wasn't alone however as there was a white deerfox with antlers running alongside her at full-speed.
"Wait a minute, who the hell is this girl?" Corey questioned.
"Well, if you haven't been watching Netflix at all Corey, you should know this is the character of Netflix's self-titled show, Hilda." Joey said to a confused Corey.
"Really? I thought she was part of the audience." Corey replied.
"Well, she isn't." Booker shook his head. "Where has your head been at Graves?"
As Corey angrily muttered over to Booker for some reason, Hilda stopped at ringside just to look down to her pet deerfox, which was named Twig, with a reassuring smile.
"You help me out just in case I get in trouble okay?" Hilda said to Twig, who nodded right away.
After that, Hilda decided to head up to top rope and catch her eyes on a big brawl that was happening involving Rolf, Robert Freeman, Samurai Jack and Ben Tennyson.
It was the perfect time for Hilda to strike as the 13-year old youngster leaped off the top rope and nailed the four men with a big leaping moonsault!
"Oh, dios mio!" Joey exclaimed.
"What a big dog pile we just saw, Joey!" Booker quickly pointed out.
Once Hilda got right back up on her feet, she turned around to see Raven Queen standing there attempting a big roundhouse kick. It didn't take too long for Hilda to duck the attack though as the preteen then attempted a spinning back kick to the bread basket before nailing Raven with a leg drop bulldog (which is also known as a Fame-asser).
"And Hilda drops the Fame-asser on Raven!" Joey exclaimed once more.
"How on earth is this girl knowing how to fight?" Corey asked Joey.
"I've heard that she's been watching the top wrestlers on NXT with her friends," Booker explained. "She's probably learned from a lot watching guys like Adam Cole, Aleister Black, Johnny Gargano and even Ricochet."
As Hilda began continuing her momentum in the match, Robert "Granddad" Freeman was having trouble trying to get on his feet. When he did however, he accidentally bumped Samurai Jack in the process, which forced the Samurai to level Robert right in the face with a big lariat!
"OUCH!" cringed Joey Styles.
"He nearly blasted Robert Freeman out of his slacks there!" Corey Graves chuckled in response.
Truth be told, that lariat was more than enough to get Granddad incapacitated, leading Samurai Jack to pick him right up, throw Robert Freeman over the top rope and onto the floor, picking up another elimination of the night!
"And another one bites the dust, guys!" Booker replied.
"There goes Robert Freeman, he's done!" Corey added in.
"He didn't even last in the rumble for five minutes!" Joey stated.
6th Eliminated: "Granddad" Robert Freeman; Eliminated by: Samurai Jack; Duration: 2:24
After Robert Freeman got himself back up, a round of referees surrounded the old man, telling him to go straight back to the locker room. However, Robert wasn't budging at all since all he did was look up at Samurai Jack, who was still in the ring.
Granddad let out a sneer and said, "Please tell me that asian white boy with a robe didn't eliminate me! That's it, I'm getting my belt! Where is it…?"
Luckily for the referees, all it took was for head-referee Earl Hebner to stop Granddad right in his tracks.
"Hey, you're already eliminated! You should be out going to the back right now!" Earl said to Robert, warning him right in front of his face.
"You don't tell me what I can't do, you mother-!" Granddad yelled to Earl before slapping the old man right in the face (although not as hard).
"What the hell?" Joey shrieked in horror.
"Oh come on now, that was uncalled for!" Booker shouted angrily.
"He's gonna get fined for that big time!" Corey said, not happy with what just happened.
Before Robert Freeman could cause anymore trouble though, security came running down the aisle and tackled the angry old black man to the floor, holding him down to the point where Granddad Freeman couldn't even escape from their clutches. What was worse for Robert though was the fact that he was also being held down with his face pinned to the ground, leaving him almost unable to talk.
"You get yo big asses off of me," Robert growled to the security, "You're supposed to… respect the elderly!"
"Good, I hope they lock him up at some jail downtown!" Corey exclaimed with his arms folded.
"After knowing what he's done, I certainly don't blame you at the least!" Joey shrugged, agreeing with Corey on that statement.
"Yeah this guy has serious anger management problems!" Booker nodded out.
While that was still happening though, Queen Tyr'ahnee was at the lower right turnbuckle trying so hard to desperately superplex Shadowcat right on the top rope, only for Kitty Pryde to hang onto them immediately just as a sign of safety.
"Check it out, Tyr'ahnee and Shadowcat definitely on high-risk territory!" Joey pointed out again.
"Yeah, but it looks like Shadowcat ain't budging." shook Booker's head.
"Must be the blueberry muffins Shadowcat ate before the Rumble." Corey smirked a little, "She ate like a whole tray!"
"She did not!" Booker snarled to the ever-cocky Corey.
"C'mon, you ever see how big Kitty's booty has gotten as a result?" Corey replied to Booker.
Joey then rolled her eyes and shouted to Graves, "Her ass is not THAT big, Corey!"
Before Tyr'ahnee tried hard to attempt the superplex for a second time, Hilda leaped out of nowhere and connected the Martian Queen with a big middle rope German Suplex for good measure.
"Oh my!" Joey gasped out of his seat.
"Hilda right out of nowhere with that big German!" exclaimed Corey Graves.
"She just dropped Queen Tyr'ahnee like it was hot, ladies and gentleman!" Booker said with a light chuckle.
With Shadowcat still remaining on the top rope, she looked over to the titantron where the big Rumble countdown clock was now lighting up for the whole Green Bay faithful to see. They were anticipating quite patiently to see who would become the next entrant of the matchup so far.
"Gentlemen, we've got ourselves another character that will soon be entering this match!" Joey explained.
10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… *BZZT*
Entrant #19: Peter Griffin (Family Guy)
Once the buzzer sounded off again, the song "I'm Shipping Up To Boston" by the Dropkick Murphys started playing out throughout Lambeau Field as a big overweight man with brown hair, eyeglasses, signature ball-like chin, white buttoned-up shirt, green jeans and brown shoes came out with a big jug full of Pawtucket Patriot brew while being greeted by a surprisingly mixed reaction from the crowd, mostly because this crowd was full of Packers fans. And since it was clear that Peter Griffin was somewhere around the New England portion of Quahog, some of the crowd decided to boo him off.
Alas the next entrant didn't give a damn about the fans as he was about to kick some ass in the Royal Rumble!
"Oh man, looks like bigger is about to be badder here tonight!" Booker exclaimed.
"That could be a factor, Booker, because number 19 is Peter Griffin from Family Guy!" Joey replied.
"I don't know about you, but it looks like this crowd ain't too fond of him!" shook Corey's head out of unison. "I don't understand how these fans can boo one of the funniest characters!"
"Well I believe that it's because Peter Griffin used to be a player for the New England Patriots, and this crowd is not too fond of Patriots fans or even former players of that team." Joey explained.
"No doubt, this is Packer territory we're in!" Booker nodded right away. "As we saw earlier from when Lynn Loud Jr. entered the match!"
Before Peter Griffin could even think of getting inside the ring, Rolf noticed the jug that Peter had in his hand, which gave the foreigner a great idea to make this Rumble very interesting.
"Hey, you there, big man!" Rolf said to Peter.
"Who, me?" Peter asked the Son of a Shepherd.
"Yes, you!" Rolf nodded before asking Peter, "Raise the jar! Play me the song of Rolf's village!"
Peter then shrugged to the response and said, "I don't know what the hell that is, but I'll give it a try."
Then, all of a sudden, Peter started blowing on the top of the jug, forcing Rolf to dance to a similar folk song that was deemed popular in his country. The song even made it to Corey Graves's ears, which left him gulping out of horror.
"Oh no, please tell me we're not gonna see this!" shook the Savior of Misbehavior's head.
"Ohhhhhhhh yeah, it's time to dance to the music!" chuckled the 5x Time WCW Heavyweight Champion, who he too started dancing to the song.
"Ladies and gentleman, for those who are not familiar with Ed, Edd n Eddy, this is the song played on one of their episodes called 'That's My Horse'!" Joey informed everyone watching at home.
"Great, what are ya, some kind of human dictionary?" Corey shouted to Joey before looking at Booker's dancing up close, "And sit the hell down, Booker! I don't want to see you dance!"
"Who the hell cares about what you say, Graves?" Booker replied, while dancing. "You are just an annoying stuck-up pain in the ass as JBL was!"
Jude Lizowski soon saw what Rolf was dancing to and chuckled out like a pothead ever would.
He then walked towards Rolf as he said, "Duuuuude, that looks cool. Can I dance too?"
"THAT'S MY HORSE!" The Son of a Shepard shouted as punched Jude right in the stomach.
Joey saw what was happening in the ring and shouted, "Right in the breadbasket!"
"I would have gone with breadbox, but that's good too!" Booker said, chuckling his head off.
"Either way, that's gotta hurt!" Corey mentioned.
Jude soon recovered quickly and smiled even more at what Rolf did to him. So much so that he chuckled out and said, "Oh man, that looks fun. Let me try! That's my horse!"
And then, Jude came up and delivered a sweet superkick right to Rolf's face, knocking him out for the time being while the song kept on playing at ringside.
"What in the hell did this Rumble ever come to?" Corey facepalmed as a result.
"Ohhhhhh man, my man Jude with a superkick to the face!" Booker grinned, while holding his laughter. "Rolf's gotta be out from that!"
"Well, that's what you gotta expect from a song entitled That's My Horse!" Joey nodded to the two men sitting right beside him.
With Rolf down on the mat, Peter Griffin decided to take his opportunity right away by entering the ring and spitting some beer right in Jude Lizowski's face!
"Oh, thank goodness the party's over!" Corey sighed in relief, knowing the song was driving him nuts.
"Talk about a party pooper," Booker groaned in disappointment. "Peter Griffin just ruined the fun for all the fans!"
"I don't think he cares what anybody thinks, Booker!" Joey replied.
With Jude struggling to wipe his eyes from all that brew that was spit right at him, Peter then picked up Rolf by his head and made waste of him for good by flipping him over the top rope and onto the floor, resulting in an elimination that brought some of the fans disgusted (mostly because Rolf was especially over for the entire crowd).
"Oh, Sweet Holy Moses!" Booker T said, in shock. "Peter Griffin has just been eliminated!"
"Thank goodness!" Corey sighed in relief once again before saying, "Back to whichever craphole Rolf came from!"
"Oh come on Graves, what are you being such a party-pooper for anyway?" Booker scowled over to Corey.
Corey then sneered as he said, "It's because I hate that song, Booker, and I hate anyone who dances to it!"
"I swear, there is no pleasing you is there?" Joey shook his head to Corey out of regret.
7th Eliminated: Rolf; Eliminated by: Peter Griffin; Duration: 2:28
Rolf soon got himself up from that embarrassing moment that just occurred. However, he wasn't even sad or disappointed from that elimination. Instead…
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...he was flat-out pissed off!
"Oh no…" Joey replied, gulping out of pure fear.
"I think Peter Griffin's gonna regret ruining Rolf's fun!" Booker slowly shook his head.
"Somebody get security out here to restrain this maniac!" Corey said.
Unfortunately, the security wouldn't even get the chance to as a rage-ridden Rolf soon re-entered the ring and started goring Peter Griffin inside the ring, maliciously beating him down fist after fist to a big gigantic pop from the Green Bay crowd, who were delighted to see Peter Griffin get his just desserts from an angry Son of a Shepard!
"Rolf has frickin' lost it in this Cartoon Rumble!" Joey shrieked out in horror.
"Peter's soon going to regret eliminating Rolf, I can tell ya that!" Booker called out with a nod.
Corey then cried out in anger as he shouted, "Damn it, where's the security when you need them?!"
"Never mind that, where are the cops!?" asked Joey.
Rolf managed to pummel Peter Griffin to the mat for a good 15 seconds until security rushed right in and dragged Rolf right out of the ring, therefore getting the Son of a Shepard's hands to go behind his back out of pure custody. This forced the fans to immediately boo out in anger to the security, chanting "Let Rolf fight" in response knowing they wanted to see this fight between Peter and Rolf continue.
"Oh goodness!" Joey said, taking a few deep breaths. "The cavalry has arrived!"
"Yeah, unfortunately these fans don't want the fight between Rolf and Peter to stop anytime soon!" Booker replied to Joey in response.
"Who cares about what these idiotic fans want or what they think at all?" Corey snapped, "All I know is thank god that idiot foreigner is gone from this matchup entirely!"
"Oh, you're so full of crap, Corey!" Booker snarled as he got out of his seat, ready to thrash Corey from where he was sitting at.
This forced Joey Styles to come between the two again, forcing them to halt by the palm of his two hands, "Will you please quit fighting already! I don't want security to come here too!"
With Rolf being taken away from security once and for all, this left Peter Griffin to taunt the Son of the Shepard all the way from the ring.
However, it proved to be a big mistake for Peter Griffin as he turned around to see both She-Ra and Sam delivering a big double superkick to Peter Griffin's face, knocking him down on the mat!
"Good night!" Joey shouted out of his seat.
"Guess that's what happens when you show-off too much!" Booker closely pointed out.
"Says the man who shows off his dance moves!" Corey grumbled.
"Hey, I learned a lot from my mistakes in the 2002 Royal Rumble, you know!" Booker smirked in return.
"You can't judge our partner for who he is, Corey!" Joey said. "After all, he's been in the wrestling business A LOT longer than you have!"
Corey couldn't help but be bothered by that burn from Joey Styles, truth be told. Of course, it wouldn't be long before the Savior of Misbehavior sneered at the ECW commentator and said, "Oh shut up, Styles!"
"C'mon, we all know that's true!" Booker smirked, agreeing with Joey most of all.
As Corey continued to do his best ignoring the two men sitting beside them at commentary, the crowd once again focused straight to the stage where the Rumble clock appeared yet again forcing out another entrant to appear at the start of the clock.
"Anyway fans, I think we're about to witness yet another entrant entering the Cartoon Rumble match!" Joey pointed to the titantron as it ticked down.
10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… *BZZT!*
Entrant #20: Charlie Brown
After the sound of the buzzer was heard, the legendary "Peanuts" theme song played all around the stadium as a familiar bald headed kid with a yellow shirt with black patterns, black pants and brown shoes came out running through the curtain while being greeted with a big babyface pop from the the entire crowd. Even Booker T couldn't even believe this surprise entrant as well as it left him with a dropped jaw in response.
"Oh no, of all the people to enter this match, it had to be this blockhead?!" Corey groaned in disgust.
"What is wrong with you, Corey?" Joey snapped. "This young boy happens to be a cartoon legend, show some respect!"
"Corey wouldn't know respect if it hit him in the ass!" Booker nodded out on behalf of Joey.
"Either way, coming in at #20 is a fan favorite of the Peanuts gang, Charlie Brown!" Joey informed to everyone.
Once Charlie Brown got inside the ring, he went on a complete tear by decking both Ben and Jimmy to the face with fierce haymakers before Charlie Brown nailed their heads together with a massive noggin knocker!
"Whoa, talk about meeting of the minds!" Joey exclaimed.
"Their minds got crushed, no doubt." Booker exclaimed as well.
Charlie Brown then continued his momentum by running towards Samurai Jack, who was busy recovering at the corner from a powerslam he suffered earlier from She-Ra. Before Samurai Jack could even react, the blockhead immediately caught Jack out of nowhere with a running European uppercut before shutting him down with a running bulldog!
"I can't believe this little blockhead is cleaning house!" Corey whined a little.
"Trust me, he's surprisin' you now, Corey!" nodded Booker T as he was being impressed by Charlie Brown himself.
While Charlie Brown dusted himself off in the process, Scrooge McDuck approached the Peanuts fan favorite with his cane being clenched around his hands, hoping that Charlie would turn himself around.
Joey shook his head at commentary saying, "I wouldn't celebrate too much, Charlie!"
"I think that kid's about to eat that cane for lunch!" Corey Graves pointed out.
As Charlie turned around, Scrooge swung his cane only for the blockhead to kick Scrooge right in the gut, forcing the richest duck in all of Duckburg to drop the cane. But in a shocking surprise, Charlie Brown caught the cane himself and proceedingly tripped Scrooge right by his feet before blasting the cane right to his chest!
"You were saying, Corey?" Booker said to the snarky commentator.
"Charlie Brown just outsmarted Scrooge McDuck with that maneuver!" Joey exclaimed.
Corey rolled his eyes and said, "Big deal, that kid just got lucky!"
Charlie Brown had felt the momentum leaning on his side, especially when the fans started chanting his name over and over again.
Once he saw Scrooge McDuck on all fours, this led Charlie Brown to scheme up an idea on what to do with Duckburg's richest duck next.
"Something's on the mind of Charlie Brown right about now!" Booker T pointed out.
"Is he gonna do what I think he's gonna do?" asked Corey Graves.
"If it is, I think Scrooge McDuck may need to move out of the way!" Joey gulped, fearing for Scrooge's safety.
It was clear that Charlie Brown was attempting to kick a field goal all over Scrooge's entire head.
Setting himself in a three-point stance, Charlie Brown took in a run, raised his foot high...
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...and slipped, forcing Charlie Brown to scream out a huge "AUGH!" before flying out of the ring and onto the floor in comical fashion! This whole entire scene ended up making Corey lose his voice out of laughter and so did the rest of the fans, who nearly fell off of their seat after what they just witnessed!
"What the-WHAT WAS THAT?!" snickered the Savior of Misbehavior.
"Tell me I didn't see that!" Booker shook his head to a shocked-as-hell Joey Styles.
"Oh, yes you did, Book!" Joey nodded before shouting, "Charlie Brown just frickin' flew out of the ring!"
"And just like that, the blockhead is gone!" Corey Graves declared loudly.
7th Eliminated: Charlie Brown; Eliminated by: Himself (by accident); Duration: 0:30
After Charlie Brown painfully left ringside to a big applause from the fans, Raven Queen kept Peter Griffin in control as he fed the fatman kicks right to the chest, Daniel Bryan-style. The Green Bay crowd immediately broke out in a "Yes" chant between each kick that was counted.
"Peter Griffin being quite the pain magnet that he is!" Corey pointed out quickly.
"I can't imagine how loud those kicks are getting!" shook Booker T's head.
Raven managed to kick his chest only six times before preparing the last and final kick.
But as she swung, Peter Griffin managed to duck down while at the same time, Hilda immediately jumped on his back. Ans as Raven turned around, Hilda grabbed onto her and nailed a big jumping DDT for good measure!
"Holy crap!" Joey gasped.
"This girl is just flying all around!" Booker T took in a gasp as well.
"Raven may not be where she is for a moment!" Corey nodded, referring to the impact Raven had from that move.
Meanwhile, as Raven was trying to get her senses back from that brain-crushing DDT, Shadowcat was being lifted up on the shoulders of one Jude Lizowski, who was trying his best to get the teenaged mutant over the top rope and onto the floor. It was being quite impossible though as Shadowcat was using her hands to grab onto the ropes as tightly as she could.
"Wait a minute guys, Shadowcat may be going over!" Booker said to both Joey and Corey.
"I don't think she's gonna last longer!" Corey shook his head back and forth.
Shadowcat was willing to make Corey Graves eat his words.
Using her mutant powers yet again, Shadowcat phased her body and flew past Jude, forcing the skater to feel confused on where Kitty Pryde was. The distraction proved to be costly for Jude as Sam snuck right out of nowhere and caught Jude by surprise with a Tazz-plex!
"There we go, the Tazz-plex!" Joey Styles shouted.
"Sam is definitely making Tazz proud here tonight with that move!" Booker nodded alongside Joey.
"Well, it wasn't fair since Kitty was still using her powers," Corey shook his head before replying, "Can't believe she's too wimpy to at least take an elimination!"
With Jude being laid motionless on the mat, it didn't take too long for the crowd to look towards the stage and see the countdown clock light up, which meant that another entrant was about to make his/her way through that curtain soon enough.
"This Rumble keeps getting better, Cole! Who's gonna enter next?" Booker T said as the clock ticked down.
To be continued...
You might have to find out Book, those are the rules. Anyway, Rumble stat time:
Entrants in the ring: 12
Entrants eliminated: 8
Entrants left to go: 80
Eliminated: Lynn Loud Jr., Patrick Star, Johnny Bravo, Mordecai, Hank Hill, "Granddad" Robert Freeman, Rolf and Charlie Brown
Still in the ring: Samurai Jack, Scrooge McDuck, Shadowcat, Jimmy Neutron, She-Ra, Ben Tennyson, Raven Queen, Jude Lizowski, Queen Tyr'ahnee, Sam, Hilda, Peter Griffin
Shortest time: Patrick Star - Record: 0:03
Now that chapter's over, the only question remains are these?
Will we see more F***ups like what Charlie Brown did?
Will Hilda continue to surprise us with her performance.
And just who exactly is our horse, even though Rolf's already been eliminated?
Next chapter's coming soon, so be on the lookout! Until next time, cheers!
*downs some Mike's Hard Strawberry Lemonade*