Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble
Rated T for Language and Violence
Summary: 100 of your favorite cartoon characters compete in a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for a chance to be named The Greatest Cartoon Character Ever! Featuring the most popular and less obscure cast of characters ever, who will be the last cartoon standing in this animated battle royal gauntlet?
Disclaimer: I do not, AND I REPEAT, I do not own anything involving the characters and their brands. They include Warner Bros, Nickelodeon, Disney, Cartoon Network, Hanna-Barbera, FOX, MTV, Hasbro, Mattel, Starz Media, ZAG Heroez, Netflix, etc.
P.S.: Since I've been helping The Amazing Ghost Musician with his stories, I think it's only exceptional that he'll help me out with this story of mine I'm creating. That's right, we're gonna be co-writing the story ourselves! Anyway, this will be some sort of redo of my Cartoon Royal Rumble, except this time around, the cartoon roster will be updated a bit and instead of 80, it will now be up to 100 entrants. And expect this to be unpredictable as well, because not also will anyone not know who'll enter, but no one knows who will win either.
P.S.: WOLFWATCHER12 will also help me out too, so he also deserves a lot of thanks as well. So it'll be a three-person effort! ^_^
Chapter 7: Yabba Dabba Devastation
10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... *BZZT!*
Entrant #21: Pacifica Northwest (Gravity Falls)
After the buzzer sounded off for the 19th time of the night, the song "Glamourous" by Fergie began playing as blonde-haired tweenager with beautiful long hair, light purple dress which was being covered up by a dark purple jacket, black leggings, and wool-skinned boots came through the curtain and was greeted by a less-than-usual mixed reaction from the Green Bay crowd itself.
"Oh man, get a look at greatness, everyone!" Corey smirked to the next entrant.
"We'll find out for sure until she hits that ring, Corey!" Booker reminded him.
"I may agree with Booker there, because entering #21 is Pacifica Northwest from Disney's cult classic, Gravity Falls!" Joey exclaimed.
Once Pacifica got inside the ring, she wasted no time getting to work right away by hitting Scrooge McDuck with a running Codebreaker!
"That's a wakeup call if I ever seen one!" Corey quickly pointed out.
"What a codebreaker by Pacifica Northwest!" Joey Styles replied.
Jimmy Neutron tried to surprise Pacifica with a Fameasser out of nowhere, but Pacifica used her wily wits to move out of the way and surprise Jimmy with a superkick right to the face!
"Oh man, what a superkick!" Booker said with a big gasp.
"That may be enough to rattle Neutron's brain sideways!" Corey chuckled out.
To be honest, that hit was more than enough to make Neutron disoriented as ever.
Which was the perfect time for Pacifica to grab him by his soft-served brown hair and send him over the top rope and onto the floor, resulting in Pacifica's first elimination of the night! This elimination did not set well with the fans, as a lot of them were booing directly at Pacifica head-on.
"Back to Retroville for Mr. Neutron!" Joey exclaimed out of disappointment.
"Consider that an elimination for the Glamourous, Pacifica Northwest!" Corey smirked, much to Booker's dismay.
9th Elimination: Jimmy Neutron; Eliminated by: Pacifica Northwest; Duration: 16:19
After Jimmy painfully left ringside, Shadowcat tried to shut Pacifica Northwest with a superkick of her own, only for the blonde to catch her right by the foot.
The best way for Pacifica to respond was to deck Kitty right in the face with a big forearm for good measure.
"These fans are not having it at all for this entrant at least." Joey shook his head, referring to Pacifica.
"I can't blame the fans for booing Pacifica," Booker stated. "She happens to come from one of the MOST evil families in the world today."
"Well, have you learned anything from watching the episode Northwest Mansion Mystery, guys?" Corey said to both Joey and Booker.
"Yeah, I've watched that episode, and it still doesn't change my mind about what she and her family did in the past." Booker shook his head.
"I don't blame you at all, Booker!" Joey replied. "Pacifica comes from the Northwest Family, who happen to lie and use people in order to get their way and make their money."
Pacifica took her time and decided to taunt straight to a fallen Shadowcat's face, which proved to be a total mistake for her as Raven came from behind and trapped the blonde with a big hammerlock.
However, Raven soon followed it up with a big Hammerlock Lariat, knocking Pacifica's lights out for the time being!
"Oh my god, what a hit!" Joey cringed loudly.
"That clothesline might've knocked Pacifica outta her shoes!" Corey commented.
While Pacifica continued to recover from that disaster of a lariat, the showdown between She-Ra and Queen Tyr'ahnee began to escalate as the two began to trade forearm blows back to back as a way to see who can hit the hardest between the two women.
"Check it out, we got a slugfest happening here!" Booker pointed out in anticipation.
"She-Ra and Tyr'ahnee trading blows against one another!" Joey exclaimed, "That's what you can expect in a Rumble like this!"
"Looks like something I'd see in Virtual Pro Wrestling 2!" Corey reminded the two men.
After only 15 seconds of trading blows, She-Ra delivered a big forearm blow to Tyr'ahnee so hard, it sent her tumbling to the ropes. However, Queen Tyr'ahnee would not go down without a fight.
She tried to strike with a big forearm blow, but She-Ra ducked in the nick of time, which forced Ben Tennyson to take the hard blow instead!
"Oh, caught in the crossfire!" Booker cringed heavily.
"I'm thinking that backfired!" nodded Joey Styles.
As Tyr'ahnee tried to process what happened, She-Ra managed to snuck from behind and delivered a big German suplex right on the Martian Queen.
"I'm guessing that one didn't." shook Corey Graves's head.
"What a thunderous suplex right there by the Princess of Power!" Joey exclaimed loudly as ever.
"You got dat right!" Booker T stated.
Before Queen Tyr'ahnee could even manage to recover from that move, she felt the large weight of Peter Griffin crush her right on her back as the fatman connected with a big crushing Boston Crab!
"Boston Crab! Peter's got it locked in!" Joey Styles pointed out quickly.
"Even if he's got her trapped in a submission, it won't do Peter any good knowing that's how you don't eliminate your opponent!" Corey shook his head again.
"It's gotta be over the ropes with both feet on the floor," Booker T informed Corey before saying, "After all, it's the name of the game!"
Queen Tyr'ahnee found herself screaming in pain from this excruciating hold for a good while before the Rumble clock began ticking down on the titantron, which meant that the 22nd entrant of the match was about to make his/hers way.
"The hits are gonna keep on coming, everyone! Who's got number 22?" Corey asked as he looked towards the stage.
10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… *BZZT!*
Entrant #22: Stan Smith (American Dad)
Once the buzzer stopped ringing out, a man who was dressed in a formal blue tuxedo, had black hair and possessed a freakishly-sculptured chin came out to Jack Swagger's original theme song. However, for some reason, he wasn't getting quite the babyfaced reaction that he was hoping for. Instead almost everybody in the whole stadium was booing the hell outta him, mostly because he was wearing that "Make America Great Again" hat on top of his head.
"Oh no…" groaned Booker T.
"A-ha! We got ourselves a true blue American right here!" Corey said, celebrating like crazy, "C'mon, guys! Show your support for this man!"
"Why the hell should we support this terrible man?" Joey Styles complained. "Give me one good thing Stan Smith here has done to make people like him?"
"He voted for the best president ever!" Corey exclaimed.
"I swear, why in the hell do we ever put up with you?!" Booker shook his head in regret.
After taking a big salute to the disheartened Green Bay faithful, Stan Smith got in the ring only to be fed a brutal four-hit combo by Scrooge McDuck to the face!
"I think Scrooge stopped him in his tracks for a while." Joey replied.
Unfortunately, it didn't last long for Scrooge as Stan took off the rich duck's glasses and raked him right in the eyes before sending Scrooge over the top rope. He didn't go over the floor however as Scrooge still managed to hang onto the ropes in order to prevent elimination, yet it still didn't stop Stan Smith from trying again.
"Looks like Scrooge is preventing elimination from happening to him!" Booker pointed out.
"Not as Stan Smith has anything to say about it!" Corey smirked on behalf of an annoyed Booker.
Before he could try again however, Stan was cut off by a couple of Nerf balls, which were thrown at his face by Huey, Dewey and Louie all down at the apron.
It proved to be a mistake though as Stan immediately grabbed Huey right by his shirt and dragged him inside the ring, threatening to hit him much to the horror of both fans and commentators watching.
"Oh, yes! It's about time!" Corey smirked evilly, watching this scene happen.
"Oh no, no no no no!" Joey Styles gulped in fear. "Don't hurt those boys, don't you dare?"
"Somebody better stop that maniac before he him!" Booker shouted in horror while he got outta his seat.
It was too late for Booker to stop them though as Stan threw Huey around a good portion of the ring. Dewey watched this in horror so much that he went after Stan in a stone cold rage, but failed as soon as Stan Smith planted his foot right in the youngster's face.
"Oh my god!" Joey shouted in horror, "He planted the youngster right in the face! How dare he!"
"Serves that kid right for saving his uncle too many times!" Corey nodded, not showing any remorse at all.
"Are you freakin' kidding me, Graves?" Booker screamed in anger and frustration. "Those three ducklings are innocent kids who are helping their loving uncle last long in the Rumble to win it? What's so damn wrong about that, huh?"
After Graves responded with a shrug, Louie decided to sneak up on Stan Smith by leaping onto his back and replying with a big chokehold, which unfortunately didn't do him good either as Stan grabbed Louie and tossed him over the top rope and to the floor, which resulted in Louie's head bouncing off the floor, much to the cringe of the fans and commentary alike.
"OH MY GOD!" Joey Styles cringed in horror. "Oh for the love of god, make him stop!"
"Why?" Corey shrugged before saying, "Stan's only doing this for the greater good!"
"Greater good, my ass!" Booker scowled at Corey. "You like kissing Stan Smith's ass so much, then go marry him for all I care!"
"No thanks, I rather do commentary." Corey shook his head for his well-being.
Scrooge McDuck was not taking this bullshit from Stan Smith anymore. It was clear that this disgusting sight that Stan Smith caused forced Scrooge to attack Stan in a fit of rage, flooding him with furious fist shots to the face.
It didn't last long as Stan connected his foot right between the legs of Scrooge McDuck himself, forcing the richest duck in Duckburg to heave in pain.
"Oh, come on!" Booker groaned loudly in response to that foul low blow.
"Right between the legs! That is smart strategy right there!" Corey smirked.
"That's not smart, Corey!" Joey shook his head. "Stan might be digging his own grave with what he's doing!"
That one low blow was all it took for Scrooge McDuck to claim defeat.
Which gave Stan Smith the opportunity to throw Scrooge over the top rope and onto the floor, marking his first elimination of the match much to the hatred of the fans and commentators watching (except for Corey though).
"About time Scrooge was out!" Corey sighed in relief.
"You've gotta be kidding me!" Booker groaned in disgust, "After all the time Scrooge spent in the rumble, that a-hole Stan Smith not only cost him the match, but hurt his family as well."
"This is a disgrace! A total damn disgrace!" Joey groaned in unison.
10th Elimination: Scrooge McDuck; Eliminated by: Stan Smith; Duration: 20:37
Right after Scrooge got back up on his feet, he ran over to check on his nephews who were seriously hurt by Stan Smith. While that was happening altogether, Stan Smith did the foolish thing by taunting down Scrooge and his nephews, much to the fans' total disgust.
"Ooooh, Daddy! I hurt myself! Can you kiss my boo-boo and make it all better?" Stan said, mocking Louie as a way to make Scrooge pissed-off as ever.
"Hahahaha! That is perfect!" Corey smirked, laughing at Stan's imitation of Louie.
"I fail to find any humor in this, Corey!" Joey shook his head.
"You're a great BIG douchebag, you know that Graves?" Booker angrily shouted at his partner from the other side of the commentary table.
"What the hell did you call me?!" Corey shouted angrily to Booker in response.
"You heard me sucka!" Booker shouted back.
Before the two commentators could react however, Stan Smith was immediately grabbed from behind by both She-Ra and Samurai Jack, who sent the so-called 'American' flying over the top rope and onto the floor, resulting in the entire Lambeau Field cheering their ass off from the elimination of Stan Smith!
"It's about damn time!" Booker hollered out.
"And Stan Smith has been eliminated!" Joey declared with a loud voice!
"Aw, come on, this isn't fair!" Corey groaned out of disgust.
"He deserves what came to him, Corey. And good riddance for that!" Booker nodded, just to tick Corey off.
11th Elimination: Stan Smith; Eliminated by Samurai Jack and She-Ra; Duration: 0:48
Stan Smith soon found himself disoriented from the way he was thrown out of the ring altogether. However, he was soon dazed not to notice Scrooge McDuck shooting an angry death glare right at him as he grabbed a golf club right from under the ring.
"Uh-oh…" Corey gasped before shouting, "Stan, get yourself out of there!"
"Yeah, I don't think he's gonna hear you, Corey!" Booker shook his head.
Grabbing that golf club as hard as he could, Scrooge McDuck swung for the fences and struck Stan Smith right in the face with a loud shot.
However, Scrooge didn't just strike him right in the face, he struck Stan Smith by the corner of his nose too, causing Stan to bleed like a faucet!
"OH MY GOD!" Joey Styles shouted again out of fear.
"He got that sucka right by his face!" Booker nodded, chuckling at Stan's pain.
"How can you two be so selfish to laugh at him?" Corey said to the two, probably defending Stan Smith, "He's a family man, damn it!"
"No he is not, Corey!" Joey yelled in anger. "I don't know where you're hearing that crap, but he's nothing more than a cold-hearted selfish abusive right-wing jackass!"
With the rest of the referees basically checking on an unconscious Stan Smith, the crowd immediately broke away yet again to check the countdown clock ticking down to the next entrant of this Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble!
"Since Stan is finally over and out, I want to know who our next entrant is, guys!" Booker said, rubbing his hands in anticipation as always.
10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… *BZZT!*
Entrant #23: Fred Flintstone (The Flintstones)
As the buzzer began to sound off in the distance, the theme song of a familiar 1960's cartoon began to play out, much to the surprise of fans watching both at home and at Lambeau Field altogether. They popped hard as a muscular man dressed in a familiar orange dress shirt and blue tie came through the curtain riding in his familiar stone age vehicle, therefore setting up a special entrance for this entire match.
"YEEEEEEEEABA DABBA DOOOOOOO!" Fred shouted, making the crowd pop even more.
"Whoa, what the-?" Corey said with a shocked gasp.
"You gotta be kidding me!" Booker replied in surprise, "He's actually here!"
"Yes, he is, because Fred Flintstone from the legendary cartoon The Flintstones is here at #23!" Joey nodded out of response to Booker's statement.
"I'm not lying, we're seeing more surprises than we ever thought of!" Corey nodded as well.
After he did his famous signature shout, Fred Flintstone rode his stoned vehicle down the aisle to the point where the referees immediately had to pull Stan Smith out of the way in hopes he wouldn't be crushed.
"Whoa, that was close!" Booker shouted out of relief.
"Yeah, Stan nearly got ran over." Joey added in.
After he stopped his little stone vehicle down at ringside, Fred Flintstone entered the ring and went like a house of fire, decking both Peter Griffin and Jude Lizowski with a double running shoulder block before slamming Jude with a big scoop slam!
"And the big man's cleaning house!" Booker exclaimed.
"I'm guessing he must be the Braun Strowman of the stone age!" Corey guessed out in wonder.
"With the way he's cleaning house, that would be right!" Joey nodded, surprisingly agreeing with Corey Graves.
Raven Queen tried her best to stop Fred Flintstone herself with a Black Mass kick herself, but the stone-aged construction worker had other ideas.
Fred immediately caught her foot just at the nick of time and proceeded to lift her up before slamming her with a big powerbomb!
"Powerbomb by Flintstone!" Joey Styles exclaimed.
"If Fred's gonna keep this up, I think I might have to change my Rumble favorite for sure!" Booker nodded to Joey.
The next contestant Fred Flintstone would meet up was Hilda, who right now was about to dive right off the top rope and onto Fred.
Still, the momentum that Fred was receiving would be too great for Hilda to contain as the big burly stone-aged man immediately caught her in mid-air, forcing the fans and commentators to be taken by surprise.
"Uh-oh, well that was a mistake!" Joey said, gulping in fear.
"Definitely the wrong place at the wrong time, Joey!" Booker replied.
As much as Fred wanted to eliminate Hilda from this match, Fred decided to let her stay in the ring for a while as she slammed Hilda on top of Jude with a running powerslam!
"Ohhhhhh, Jude sandwich!" chuckled Corey Graves.
"Heck, I think Fred just made it a double decker!" Booker nodded out in unison.
"That's gotta hurt, no matter which way you put it!" Joey cringed.
While Fred was continuing to build momentum one at a time, Sam was busy with Ben Tennyson down at the lower left turnbuckle, punching him endlessly while Ben was trapped upside down in the Tree of Woe.
"Ben Tennyson receiving quite a pounding by this youngster." Booker T said, referring to Sam.
"I'm hoping she doesn't damage her nails in the process." Corey replied.
"You just can't seem to get rid of the valley girl jokes today, huh?" Joey said to Corey, who let out a chuckle.
"For sure." nodded Corey.
With Ben still upside down on the turnbuckle, Sam decided to increase the damage that she had done.
The teenage spy then decided to go up on the top rope, hoping to get Ben Tennyson with a big double stomp to the corner (the same move that Alberto El Patron/Del Rio uses). But as soon as she got up top rope however, Ben managed to recover quickly and grab Sam right by her hair, catching her by surprise with a suplex!
"No frickin' way!" Booker gasped.
"Holy jumpin' spiders!" Joey added, feeling in awe at this development.
"Holy jumping spiders, Joey?" Corey said, raising an eyebrow to the ECW great sitting beside him, "What kind of daytime TV you've been watching?!"
"I got that from Scary Godmother: The Revenge Of Jimmy, the Halloween Movie that aired on Cartoon Network." Joey said to Corey.
"Seriously, Styles? Grow up." Corey muttered annoyingly, not even knowing what to make up of what Joey just said to them.
With Sam down on the mat, Ben Tennyson soon shook it off and remained on the corner, only to go top rope in hopes of unleashing some top rope damage on the red-haired spy herself.
"Ben's up on the top rope!" Joey exclaimed.
"That's definitely high-risk at best, Joey." Booker said to Joey with a nod.
After taking up a deep breath, Ben Tennyson leapt off the top and attempted a diving elbow drop, only for Sam to move out of the way just in time forcing Ben to crashland through the mat painfully!
"Nobody home there, guys." Corey shook his head.
"I think Ben Tennyson may have regretted that elbow drop for a second." Joey replied.
Meanwhile, as Ben was trying to recover from that elbow drop fail, Samurai Jack delivered a big Inverted Atomic Drop to Peter Griffin before tripping the big fat man on his feet, holding them for something big for Jack to do.
"Hold up, Jack's got Peter by his feet." Corey pointed out.
"He's not gonna make a wish is he?" asked Joey Styles.
"He's looking to, Joey!" Booker T nodded.
Unfortunately for the three commentators, that wasn't what Samurai Jack was planning. He was looking to stomp the hell out of Peter Griffin with that block-like shoe of his.
But before he could though, Peter grabbed him right by his foot just at the nick of time. While that was going on, Peter retaliated by punching Samurai Jack right between his legs, forcing the warrior to scream and wince in pain!
"Oh my god!" Joey cringed once more.
"Right between the legs with that low blow!" Booker quickly pointed out.
"You'll never know what to expect from Peter Griffin himself, guys!" shook Corey Graves's head.
As Jack was heaving back and forth from the pressure of that horrendous low blow, the entire crowd all turned their heads again over to the countdown clock and waited in anticipation as it slowly ticked down to the next entrant of the match.
"We've already got another entrant coming into this match!" Joey mentioned.
10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… *BZZT!*
Entrant #24: Shaggy Rogers (Scooby-Doo)
As the buzzer sounded off yet again, the song "Smoke On The Water" by Deep Purple began playing out on the soundsystem, forcing out a HUGE babyface pop that was now erupting all across Lambeau Field. And they popped even more when a lanky lean shaggy-haired guy dressed in a green shirt, red pants and black shoes came through the curtain alongside his best friend and canine companion, Scooby-Doo.
They weren't alone though as the next entrant also began rolling a tray full of meats down to ringside for some reason.
"AWWWWWW YEAH, BOYS!" Booker smiled in glee. "It's time to solve a mystery!"
"I can see the fans are excited as well, because Shaggy Rogers from Scooby-Doo has entered #24 in the Cartoon Rumble!" Joey nodded alongside Booker.
"Yeah, I sorta see that, but what's with the meat and bread they're rolling at ringside?" Corey asked before replying, "This is a Rumble, not Golden Corral!"
"If I know my buddies Shaggy and Scooby, they've brought enough for everybody to eat while enjoying this rumble!" Booker chuckled. "I mean how can you watch this awesome Royal Rumble without a snack?!"
"Everybody knows how eating fills up both Shaggy and Scooby, Book!" Joey replied. "They must've hit the 'all you can eat' buffet before the rumble!"
"What the hell is with these idiots and food?" Corey complained. "Did they get high off of pot-brownies before they entered this match?"
As both Joey and Booker ignored Corey's little comment, it didn't take too long for both Scooby and Shaggy to make a stop at ringside, only to fill their meal with nothing more than delicious roast beef being fit between two slices of bread with swiss cheese, pickles, spicy mustard in between. The two immediately engorged on their meal before Shaggy gives Scooby some words of encouragement.
"Alright Scooby, you've got my back here in case I get thrown over the top buddy." Shaggy told his best friend.
"Ro Problem, Rhaggy!" Scooby said as he licked Shaggy's face before he entered the ring.
And when he did, he went on a complete tear decking Jude Lizowski with a three-hit combo before shuffling his feet, Muhammad Ali-style. After he was done, he walloped the skater boy in the face with a nice picture perfect haymaker for good measure.
"I think we got ourselves a little Ali going here!" Booker exclaimed, being impressed by Shaggy's footwork.
"Yeah, he floats like a bloated seagull and stings like a moth." Corey muttered.
"He does not, Corey!" Booker sneered at Corey in retaliation.
Shaggy took his sweet time doing his little foot shuffle right across the ring for a good minute before being cut off by Pacifica Northwest, who dropped him clean with another big Codebreaker!
"Ha ha! Guess who got stung this time?" Corey asked Booker.
"Apparently Shaggy out of all people!" Joey Styles nodded.
"That little brat Pacifica got lucky, that's all!" Booker argued.
"You got that right!" Corey added, "I'm totally pulling out all my money for her!"
As Shaggy was reeling from the effects of that Codebreaker, Sam ended up tripping Shadowcat on her feet, which sent the mutant down face-first on the mat.
But being the spy that she was, Sam immediately wrapped her legs around Shadowcat's arm and grabbed her neck, stretching Kitty Pryde back with a big LeBell Lock as a way to trap the talented young mutant in her grasp.
"Sam's got Shadowcat in the LeBell Lock," Joey explained. "Hoping to weaken her opponent!"
"There are no submissions in the Royal Rumble Match," Corey stated. "If Sam wants to take out Shadowcat, she has to get her over the ropes and out on the floor like everyone else!"
"I'm pretty sure she knows that about now, Graves!" Booker replied.
As Sam continued to add more pressure to Shadowcat, Raven Queen decided to pull off a big move by running towards the corner where both women were at by jumping high and bouncing her legs off the corner, hitting both women with a Starship Pain outta nowhere. The move did a lot of damage, mostly to Shadowcat's arm as it was badly damaged in the landing.
"What a move by Raven!" Joey exclaimed.
"That was an excellent Starship Pain from Raven right there, I'll give her that!" Corey exclaimed.
"Guys, I think Shadowcat may be injured!" Booker pointed out, "Did you see the way Raven landed?"
"I sure did, but it looks like Kitty wants to tough it out!" Joey nodded as he saw Shadowcat hold her arm in pain.
As Shadowcat tried her best to soothe her hurt arm, Raven Queen picked up Sam by her head and attempted to toss her over the top rope and eliminate her from the match, but Sam was starting to put up a fight to keep herself in the match by punching Raven nonsensically in the head.
"Oh, now look at this," Corey pointed out. "Raven's looking to eliminate Sam, who's putting up a fight to hang on."
"Sam's in a very bad position, right here!" Joey added in.
Sam continued to punch the hell out of Raven until she finally let go. Once she did, Sam saw Ben Tennyson trying to run toward her with a clothesline. Sam used her smarts to pull down the rope which sent Ben over the top rope, but luckily, the teenager managed to keep himself on the apron to prevent elimination from happening.
"Whoa, Ben almost went out!" Booker said, nearly gasping out of his seat.
"He's hanging on for dear life, Booker!" Corey replied.
"Hope he gets out of this mess!" Booker continued, as he was startled by this.
And he did just that.
Ben immediately caught his breath and ran right to the lower right turnbuckle where he climbed up the top rope in hopes of a high-risk maneuver. Before he could strike both Sam and Raven on the top rope, Peter Griffin came walking in and grabbed Ben right by the throat, forcing out a gasp from the fans themselves.
"Oh-no…" Joey gulped.
"I think he's about to take a long trip down!" Corey shouted, also gulping in fear.
Grabbing Ben by the neck, Peter launched Ben in the air, forcing the teenager to crashland onto both Raven and Sam on the mat in a big aerial collision!
"Well, that wasn't pretty!" Joey shook his head.
Corey then shouted in disbelief, "Not for Raven and Sam though! They just broke Ben's fall!"
"I'm sure both Raven and Sam will be feeling that in the morning!" Booker added in.
As Peter Griffin looked down at the fallen bodies of Ben, Raven and Sam, the Quahog Fatman suddenly had no idea that Fred Flintstone was now standing behind him as of now. The two men immediately stopped in their tracks altogether, forcing the entire Green Bay crowd to stand up on their feet and go crazy at the scene that they were happening to see now.
"Oh my, look what's happening here, gentlemen!" Joey shouted in excitement. "We've got ourselves a standoff between Fred Flintstone and Peter Griffin!"
"Two fat men going at it," Corey chuckling before saying out loud, "I wonder who's gonna be the first man to get to that buffet table down at Western Sizzlin?"
"Ohhhhhhhhh baby, this is going to be one hell of a fight right here!" Booker laughed while yelling out. "Who's gonna win this battle?"
"Uhhh, I think we may have to wait a bit because like it or not, someone's coming up next in the Rumble, gentleman!" Corey reminded both Booker and Joey as he looked up to the stage.
Despite being caught off-guard by this intense fatman faceoff, some of the crowd all looked back to the titantron to see the Rumble clock tick down to it's next entrant.
10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… *BZZT!*
Entrant #25: Launchpad McQuack (DuckTales)
As the buzzer rang out again, the new version of the DuckTales theme song started playing out to a tremendous reaction from the crowd, but it soon got even bigger once they heard the sound of a plane coming towards the sky. The fans and commentators all soon looked up in surprise to see a anthropomorphic pelican dressed up in a light green jacket, khaki grey pants, black shoes and stylish orange hair fall from the plane and deploy the parachute he had strapped to his back. They were mightly impressed at the entrance he made just as a first impression.
"Oh my god, what an entrance!" Joey Styles exclaimed, applauding at what he saw.
"That pelican was frickin' nuts having to dive out of the plane he was flying!" Corey nodded out.
"Believe it or not, he was, Corey!" Booker nodded as well.
"Making his entrance in this Rumble next is Launchpad McQuack from DuckTales!" Joey informed everyone watching.
Despite the fact that Launchpad McQuack was making his entrance in the most dangerous way possible, some of the fans were still glued to the long-standing faceoff between both Fred Flintstone and Peter Griffin, who had yet to make their moves on each other.
"The tension is so hot, you can cut it with a knife." Corey informed his two broadcasting partners quietly.
"No kidding, I'm on the edge on my seat for this one!" Booker nodded.
After only 10 seconds of that face-off, the crowd erupted as both Peter and Fred immediately flooded each other with repeatable shots to the face, hoping that one of them would slow the momentum down.
"And here we go!" Joey shouted out.
"This entire Lambeau Field has exploded in two, Joey!" Corey also shouted, speaking so loud that he wouldn't be drowned out by the fans.
It only took milliseconds of fisticuffs later until Peter Griffin trapped Fred Flintstone at the corner, pounding him with shoulder thrust after shoulder thrust until Fred was left vulnerable. However, it wouldn't be for long until Fred Flintstone turned the tables and gave Peter a swift knee to the head, forcing the burly Bedrocker to shove Peter to the corner and deliver big shoulder thrusts of his own.
"Tables are turning here, guys!" Booker pointed out quickly.
"Flintstone is now getting the advantage on Peter Griffin in this match!" Joey exclaimed.
"I can definitely tell Fred's came here to play," Corey nodded before asking, "I wonder if he's envisioning Peter as a Brontosaurus Burger right about now?"
"I don't know about that, but he's definitely hungry to fight in this match!" Joey shrugged out.
After he roughed up Peter enough, Fred grabbed him by the collar of his shirt and threw him to the other corner of the ring, nearly coming this close to colliding with Samurai Jack (who luckily moved out of the way just in the nick of time).
As Peter Griffin used the ropes in order to get back up, Fred was at the left corner, going into a three-point stance in order to set up something big to happen.
"Fred Flintstone is looking quite fierce tonight!" Corey nodded.
"He's showing everybody in that ring what legendary cartoon characters like him are made of!" Booker exclaimed.
"And I think he may show Peter Griffin the hard way!" Joey nodded as well, "What could Fred be planning?"
Taking the deepest breath that he possibly could, the big Bedrocker rushed toward Peter Griffin, only for Quahog's favorite fatman to grab Hilda and place her right in front of Fred. Unfortunately, it was way too late for Fred to stop as he accidentally crushed Hilda on purpose, turning her right into a Hilda Sandwich!
"Oh my god!" Joey shrieked with a loud gasp.
"Yes, what a brilliant move from Peter Griffin!" Corey said, applauding what Peter Griffin pulled off.
"Oh come on, man!" Booker whined in disgust, "That's a pre-teenage child he just harmed, how can you be impressed with that?!"
"It's simple, Book. Peter needs to do anything he can in order to stay alive!" Corey answered Booker head-on.
"Still that's a absolutely low for a man like Peter Griffin!" Joey replied. "He's showing everybody in this stadium that he doesn't care about anybody but himself!"
Fred tried his best to check up on a hurt Hilda, but it proved to be a mistake as Peter kicked the Bedrocker upside his head in a dirty way.
As Fred tried his best to keep his balance, Griffin caught him off-guard and sent Fred tucking between his legs, hoping to set him up with a piledriver.
"Oh no, Fred's about to get bedrocked!" Corey replied.
"I think that's what Peter's about to do right now." Joey nodded to Corey.
After he took in a deep breath, Peter attempted to lift Fred up, but Flintstone managed to get his knees down at the right time forcing Peter to set him down.
However, Peter wasn't giving up that easy. He attempted to lift him up for a piledriver again, but Fred managed to keep his knees down once more, forcing him to fail on a second attempt.
Peter soon ran out of breath and said, "Yikes… did… did this guy eat Joe or something…?"
"I'm thinking Peter ain't getting the job done!" Booker T pointed out.
"Age can do that to you, Book." Corey informed the 5x WCW champ, "That guy needs to hit a treadmill."
While Peter was still trying to get his breath in, he was caught off guard by Fred Flintstone himself, who immediately managed to lift Peter Griffin up by his legs in a Alabama Slam position.
"Whoa, take a look at this!" Booker T once again pointed out.
"Fred Flintstone changing the tides here!" Joey Styles shouted excitedly.
Fred was trying his best to slam Peter Griffin, but the fatman from Quahog attempted to shake his knees as hopes that he would be broken free from the hold.
It would take him only 8 seconds before Peter flipped himself over, but while that was happening, Launchpad McQuack came running in and clocked Fred Flintstone with a discus big boot, knocking Fred down on his ass and onto Peter Griffin's chest!
"Oh my god!" Joey shouted in surprise.
"Where in the hell did Launchpad come from?!" Corey shrieked a little.
"I'm thinking he landed on the audience and had a tough time getting that parachute off of him." Booker explained to Corey face-on.
"Either way, that was quite a surprise drive-by!" Joey nodded.
Meanwhile, as Fred Flintstone was reeling from that surprise attack by Launchpad, Jude Lizowski was at the ropes, trying his best to scoop slam Raven Queen over the top ropes and onto the floor.
But being the daughter of the evil queen herself, Raven used her smarts by hanging onto the ropes as tight as she could.
"I think another one's about to say bye-bye, Book!" Corey smirked out.
"Don't count your chickens before they hatch, Corey! Raven's still got a lot of tricks up her sleeve!" Booker clearly reminded him.
And she did in fact, have a trick up her sleeve.
Raven managed to slide out of Jude, forcing her right behind the skater boy. When Jude turned around, Raven surprised him with a Black Mass kick that sent Jude over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating him to a big pop from the crowd!
"One Black Mass... and Jude is history!" Joey exclaimed.
"Back to whichever mall that pothead came from." Corey smirked in return.
"Ohhhhhhh no, not my boy Jude!" Booker whined once more.
12th Elimination: Jude Lizowski; Eliminated by: Raven Queen; Duration: 13:49
As Jude remained unconscious out on the floor, the crowd wasted no time looking towards the stage to check out the next entrant that was about to enter through that curtain in no time.
"Looks like the hits are gonna keep on coming, ladies and gentleman." Corey smirked in anticipation, "Who's coming out #26?"
To be continued...
Indeed those hits are gonna keep going. Before we get to those hits, here's the stats:
Entrants in the ring: 13
Entrants eliminated: 12
Entrants left to go: 75
Eliminated: Lynn Loud Jr., Patrick Star, Johnny Bravo, Mordecai, Hank Hill, "Granddad" Robert Freeman, Rolf, Charlie Brown, Jimmy Neutron, Scrooge McDuck, Stan Smith and Jude Lizowski
Still in the ring: Samurai Jack, Shadowcat, She-Ra, Ben Tennyson, Raven Queen, Queen Tyr'ahnee, Sam, Hilda, Peter Griffin, Pacifica Northwest, Fred Flintstone, Shaggy Rogers and Launchpad McQuack.
Shortest time: Patrick Star - Record: 0:03
Will Launchpad surprise the hell out of us even more?
Will we see another Flintstone vs. Griffin match?
Is this anticipation killing the hell out of me as it is?
Next chapter will be coming soon, so make sure you stay tuned everyone! Peace out, my broskis!