Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble
Rated T for Language and Violence
Summary: 100 of your favorite cartoon characters compete in a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for a chance to be named The Greatest Cartoon Character Ever! Featuring the most popular and less obscure cast of characters ever, who will be the last cartoon standing in this animated battle royal gauntlet?
Disclaimer: I do not, AND I REPEAT, I do not own anything involving the characters and their brands. They include Warner Bros, Nickelodeon, Disney, Cartoon Network, Hanna-Barbera, FOX, MTV, Hasbro, Mattel, Starz Media, ZAG Heroez, Netflix, etc.
P.S.: Since I've been helping The Amazing Ghost Musician with his stories, I think it's only exceptional that he'll help me out with this story of mine I'm creating. That's right, we're gonna be co-writing the story ourselves! Anyway, this will be some sort of redo of my Cartoon Royal Rumble, except this time around, the cartoon roster will be updated a bit and instead of 80, it will now be up to 100 entrants. And expect this to be unpredictable as well, because not also will anyone not know who'll enter, but no one knows who will win either.
P.S.: WOLFWATCHER12 will also help me out too, so he also deserves a lot of thanks as well. So it'll be a three-person effort! ^_^
Chapter 8: Extreme Party City
10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... *BZZT!*
Entrant #26: Arnold Shortman (Hey Arnold)
With the buzzer sounding off for the 24th time tonight, the Green Bay faithful were soon greeted to the tune of "They Reminisce Over You" by Pete Rock & C.L. Smooth as a football-headed kid decked out with blonde hair, blue hat, teal sweat shirt, red skirt and blue pants came through the curtain and was instantally greeted by a bunch of 90's fanboys and fangirls alike. Even Booker T on commentary was very surprised and excited to see this next entrant appear through his very eyes.
"I think this guy's about the bring the hood here tonight, guys!" Booker said to both Joey and Corey.
"And coming straight out of that hood is our next entrant from Nickelodeon's Hey Arnold, Arnold Shortman!" Joey exclaimed.
"As if we don't have enough kids for one day," Corey groaned before shouting, "What is this: Grade school?"
"What's your problem with kids, Corey?" Joey Styles asked Corey, who flat-out ignored him.
Before Arnold could even get into the ring however, he started to search for something underneath the apron right around the same time Pacifica Northwest started to approach him from the ring.
As she got a hold of Arnold's hat, the football-headed kid popped up and blasted Pacifica right by the head with a brutal steel garbage can lid!
"Oh, HELLO!" Joey shouted out of surprise.
"She's gonna need aspirin for that!" Booker exclaimed.
Arnold immediately came in and started whacking away with the trash lid of his, getting Shaggy Rogers, She-Ra and Ben Tennyson right in the face before Arnold nailed Ben right in the ribs and placed the lid right on the mat, hoping to do something big with Ben Tennyson's entire forehead.
"Arnold's making a huge killing in the Rumble!" Joey exclaimed as well.
"Speaking of which, he's about to put Ben D.O.A. right here!" Corey informed Joey.
And Arnold did just that.
After locking in a huge front facelock hold, Arnold sent Ben's entire head right into the mat, crushing him completely with a big DDT right on the steel lid!
"DDT on the lid!" Joey shouted out.
"You know what, Joey? I'm starting to have doubts on this kid altogether." Corey pointed out in unison.
"I know, he's on a roll there, Corey." Booker nodded.
Corey then shook his head and said, "No, I mean, what's up with his weird shaped head?"
"Don't start with that crap again, Graves!" Booker T said, threatening to hit the Savior of Misbehavior out of his seat.
As Arnold continued to build up his momentum in this match like everyone else's, Shadowcat found himself being launched over the top rope thanks to Launchpad McQuack's back body drop. But thankfully, she managed to keep her footing on the apron, making her safe for the time being.
"Whoa, Shadowcat putting on the brakes there!" Corey said with a big gasp.
"Definitely came this close to getting out!" Booker nodded.
Shadowcat managed to hit Launchpad with a big elbow, only to be caught out of nowhere by Queen Tyr'ahnee, who superkicked Shadowcat off the apron and onto the floor, eliminating her to a slightly mixed reaction from the Green Bay crowd!
"And Shadowcat is out!" shouted Joey Styles.
"That superkick definitely did the trick!" Corey Graves nodded.
"Aw man," Booker nodded before groaning, "She was one of my favorites too!"
"Oh, blah blah blah your needs, Book." Corey smirked a little at the hall-of-famer.
13th Elimination: Shadowcat; Eliminated by: Queen Tyr'ahnee; Duration: 22:37
After Shadowcat started to leave ringside with shook senses, Pacifica Northwest spent a little time down at the lower left corner where she was now stomping a mudhole beneath Hilda's already beaten chest.
Once she was roughed up enough, Pacifica decided to add insult to injury by putting her show right in front of Hilda's face, choking the life out of her.
"Pacifica putting her foot in Hilda's mouth where it don't belong there!" Joey pointed out.
"She's just showing Hilda who the queen bee in this Rumble is!" Corey informed Joey Styles.
While Pacifica continued to own, Raven Queen was immediately caught in Launchpad's grasp as the piloting pelican shut Raven up right away with a big Northern Lights Suplex!
"Launchpad got Raven with a Northern Lights!" Joey exclaimed.
However, Launchpad wasn't quite done with Raven Queen just yet.
Launchpad managed to flip his whole body over and grabbed Raven in order to lift her up and drop her down with a big vertical suplex!
"What a sweet transition!" Corey exclaimed as well, obviously awestruck at what Launchpad did.
"I bet that was sweeter than an Arnold Palmer right there!" Booker smirked out.
Although she was incapacitated from that move, Raven Queen found herself onto the drop zone, which proved to be the perfect opportunity for Sam to scale up to the top rope and plan a huge aerial attack on the daughter of the Evil Queen herself.
"Sam's going high risk right there!" Corey pointed out quickly.
Sam took in one big breath and turned around for a big high-leap moonsault, only for Raven to move right out of the way forcing the teenage spy to crashland painfully onto the mat!
"Nope! Nobody home!" shook Joey Styles's head.
"That was a big mistake on Sam's part!" Booker exclaimed.
As Sam began clutching onto her ribs in immediate pain, the crowd all looked over to the stage yet again and saw the Rumble clock appear, ticking down to its next entrant of the match.
"I think we're about to get our next entrant ready, guys! I can't wait to see who it is." Corey said, pointing over to the clock.
10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... *BZZT!*
Entrant #27: Philip J. Fry (Futurama)
As the buzzer sounded off once again, the crowd was greeted to the New Justice Team theme being played out, alongside the next entrant coming out wearing his Captain Yesterday gimmick much to a big pop. Booker T felt excited seeing this, while Corey... not so much truth be told.
"What in the hell am I seeing here?!" Corey groaned out.
"That's Captain Yesterday you're seeing, Corey!" Booker replied to an annoyed Corey Graves.
"That of course is the superhero name for this next entrant from Futurama, Philip J. Fry!" Joey informed everyone.
"Do I have to see him wrestle in that lousy Elvis jumpsuit of his?!" Corey groaned in disgust.
"Yes, you do, so shut up!" Booker snapped at the tattooed commentator.
Once he got to ringside, Fry (or Captain Yesterday as he likes to call himself) opted to climb up to the top rope and immediately launched all over both Shaggy and Fred with a big body press as a way to enter the ring!
"What an entrance by Captain Yesterday!" Joey exclaimed.
Fry soon got up right away and posed in front of the crowd, who were cheering their asses off for the man dressed in a white/blue jumpsuit. Peter Griffin on the other hand wasn't amused at what Fry was doing.
So the crowd's cheers quickly turned to boos when Peter flipped Fry's cape up through the delivery boy's head, making him blind so that Peter could punch Fry in the head repeatedly.
"Talk about low down!" Booker said in disgust.
"C'mon, I think it's a smart move, Book!" Corey said to Booker before replying, "I mean, putting a cape over that futuristic idiot's head is something I would have done!"
"I think it's an act of desperation on Peter's part!" Joey Styles exclaimed.
Once Fry was incapacitated enough from those blows, the fatman from Quahog then took the cape off Fry's head and sent him irish whipping to the upper left turnbuckle. But Fry used his reflexes very well and leaped on the middle rope. Looking toward Peter Griffin's way, Fry hopped up to the top rope and leaped towards Griffin, who caught him in mid-air right away.
"Oh ho ho, wrong move, Fry!" Corey smirked.
"I'm afraid this Fry's about to be frenched soon enough." Booker said with a big gulp.
Just to take his sweet time, Peter started walking around the ring in circles with Fry on his shoulders as a way to piss the Green Bay fans. He definitely got the job done as many angry people at ringside began flipping Peter off right away with the hatred of a snake.
However, it soon turned to cheers when Hilda came running in and clipped Peter right on the knee, forcing the Fry's momentum to crash down on a falling Peter Griffin!
"You were saying, Corey?" Joey replied to Corey.
"Can't believe Captain Whatshisname got lucky!" Corey scoffed with anger.
"His name is Captain Yesterday!" Booker scowled to Corey, "How many times do we have to tell you?"
"Whatever!" shouted Corey.
While Hilda was busy helping Fry up to his feet, Samurai Jack was spending his time trapping Shaggy Rogers in a double underhook position before slamming him with a double underhook suplex.
"Incredible suplex right there." Joey pointed out.
"Hang on, I don't think he's done." Corey shook his head.
Corey was right on the dot. Samurai Jack wasn't quite done with the mystery-solver just yet.
The samurai got Shaggy up once more and decked him out with yet another double underhook suplex, much to the enjoyment of the crowd itself.
"And another one!" Booker shouted.
"Jack doesn't seem to stop here!" Joey shook his head as well.
And Jack wasn't stopping at all.
He immediately got Shaggy up once again to attempt a third double underhook suplex, but before he could suddenly hit it, Jack was blinded out of nowhere by Arnold Shortman, who nailed the samurai with a big blast from the fire extinguisher!
"Oh my!" Joey said, gasping out of nowhere.
"Jack got a blast of some cold Arctic air!" Corey replied.
That blast forced Jack to be blind from the attack, which made the samurai cover his eyes in order to fix his messy vision.
He wouldn't get the chance to fix his eyes any longer as Arnold came from behind and nailed Jack with a jumping neckbreaker!
"And a neckbreaker to boot!" Joey exclaimed.
"I'm thinking Samurai Jack may need a plan B because he's gonna need one after what he's going through!" Booker replied to Joey.
As Arnold continued to dominate Jack in the match, Ben Tennyson tripped up Queen Tyr'ahnee right by her feet and attempted to lock in a Figure Four Leg-Lock.
Before he could lock it in though, Tyr'ahnee turned the tables on the youngster by pushing him off towards Sam's direction. As a result, Sam came by and decked Ben right in the face with a superkick for good measure!
"Superkick!" Joey shouted out.
"That was so loud, it made my ears bled!" Corey Graves hissed in return.
While Fry tried to recover from that superkick entirely, Hilda and Fry (or Captain Yesterday as he's dressed by) attempted to lift Peter Griffin up on the top rope and get his feet on the floor. The problem was, he was a big fat dude, which was now making it harder to get over the rope.
"Oh man, these two ain't gonna cut it." shook Booker's head.
"Peter is too big for those two losers to get him out!" Corey smirked.
"It's not their fault they're trying their hardest!" Joey exclaimed to Corey.
Luckily for Fry and Hilda, they managed to get help as both Sam, Raven Queen, Launchpad McQuack, Shaggy Rogers and Samurai Jack decided to join in the elimination process, now making this a 7-on-1 disadvantage for Peter. With his fingers already slipping out of the ropes, the seven contestants finally pushed Peter Griffin over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating him to a bunch of thunderous cheers from the audience.
"And the fatman's outta there!" Booker exclaimed.
"That was just so unfair for them to do that to Peter Griffin!" Corey shouted in full defense.
"You call unfair, Booker and I call it smart strategy," Joey explained. "When you've got a big man like Peter Griffin in the ring, you've gotta expect almost everybody to team up in order to eliminate him from the match."
14th Elimination: Peter Griffin; Eliminated by: Hilda, Philip J. Fry, Sam, Raven Queen, Launchpad McQuack, Shaggy Rogers & Samurai Jack; Duration: 8:45
Once Peter Griffin soon got up from the elimination, he was being surrounded by referees who were instructing him to go back to the locker room.
Peter however, still grew stubborn from his elimination so much that he kicked the steel steps in frustration. But when he did however, he went down holding his knee in pain, much to a running gag effect Family Guy-style.
"Sssssssss… aaaaaaagh!" Peter hissed in pain.
While that was going on, the rest of the fans decided to piss Peter off by chanting "Patriots Suck" towards him, which managed to get him extra angry. Peter tried so hard to get back up and throw a punch towards a fan sitting at ringside, but he went down again and held his foot in pain once more.
"Well, that was a waste." Joey chuckled.
"Yeah, what a baby." Booker muttered at Peter from his announcer's table.
"Well, these fans are acting like animals for trashing someone's real American team like that!" Corey growled in disgust, referring to the New England Patriots.
"Are you deaf or just a complete a-hole, Graves?" Booker shouted.
"C'mon Book, let's just ignore him and just get to the next entrant," Joey replied to Booker, "There's obviously no reasoning with Corey Graves, it seems."
As Corey muttered angrily to both his commentating partners at ringside, the crowd all looked towards the entrance stage once more and glanced at the countdown clock, witnessing yet another entrant that was about to enter the match.
10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… *BZZT!*
Entrant #28: Coop Cooplowski (Megas XLR)
Once the buzzer stopped ringing, the theme song to Megas XLR started to play throughout Lambeau Field as a big overweight guy with spiky blonde hair, blonde goatee, red plaid vest that was covering a white t-shirt, blue jeans and brown boots came out through a curtain, being greeted by surprising cheers from the Green Bay audience!
"Whoooa, hey Joey, you know who digs giant robots as much as us and chicks?" Booker asked Joey.
"Apparently, this man does, Book!" Joey nodded before introducing, "Entering at 28 in the Cartoon All-Star Rumble is Coop Cooplowski from one of Cartoon Network's cult hits, Megas XLR!"
"I thought that was Ryan Seacrest for a minute." Corey pointed out, "I could tell because of the hair."
"Apparently, you need to get some contacts." Joey replied to Corey, which brought out a chuckle from Booker.
After taking a bite of his Philly Cheesesteak that he brought to him at ringside, he threw it away and got right inside the ring. Like the powerhouse that he was, he immediately cleared house by both clotheslining Fred Flintstone and She-Ra in one take!
"Ohh, two for the price of one!" Booker shouted out of his seat.
Ben Tennyson tried to stop them with a clothesline of his very own, but Coop ducked down and picked the teenager up in a military press position before throwing Ben over to both She-Ra and Fred!
"Coop is on a Rumble spree here!" chuckled Joey Styles.
"Ohhhh yeah, I think Coop is one of the favorites to win this rumble." Booker smiled.
"Well, it's like we said, everybody's a favorite to win the Rumble! It all comes to personal opinion, Book!" Corey carefully explained to Booker.
"Hey Joey, you remember that party I told you that Jude and I are hosting after the show?" Booker mentioned to his commentary partner.
"Yeah, I think so." Joey nodded.
"I just wanna let you know that Coop's going to be cooking for it on his new BBQ grill, and he makes some of the best beef, let me tell ya." Booker said.
Corey then scoffed as he said, "Good, you and Coop can stuff it down your throats all you wish, because I sure as hell ain't gonna be there!"
"Well who the hell said you were invited?" Joey replied. "I know that Book would never invite you, especially the way you've been acting the whole night."
"Fine, just spares me the trouble." Corey muttered to himself.
Back at the ring, Arnold Shortman attempted to slow down Coop by hopping on his back and locking in a big sleeperhold. This didn't affect Coop however as it now made him stronger and tougher.
He proved it by rushing over to the turnbuckle and splashing over Samurai Jack and then over to the other corner where he did a running corner splash all over Sam while Arnold still held onto the big man.
"Coop is still going! I can't believe this!" Joey gasped in amazement.
"No kidding, even the footballhead ain't even trying!" Corey pointed out to Arnold.
Knowing how irritated he was of having Arnold Shortman trying to wrap his arms around his neck, Coop decided to shut him down right away by hanging onto Arnold tightly and dropping him to the mat in a hard vicious Backpack Stunner!
"Down goes Arnold!" Joey exclaimed.
"That was quite a fumble if I ever seen one." nodded the 5x WCW champ.
After Coop got right back up on his feet, he dusted himself off only to turn around and see Pacifica Northwest stand there with a big disgusted look on her face.
"I guess Pacifica Northwest's not impressed with Coop here!" shook Corey Graves's head.
"I'm guessing Pacifica's quite a buzzkill when it comes to first impressions." Booker T chuckled out.
While Coop was left to raise his eyebrow in Pacifica's presence, the prissy blonde-haired primadonna decided to ridicule him appearance-wise, much to her psychological advantage.
"Seriously, they actually let a ham-and-egger like you in this match?" Pacifica raised her eyebrow at Coop before chuckling, "Like I want to be caught dead with someone who smells like gasoline and cheese curls.
"Ohhhhhhhhh!" The audience gasped.
"Oh no, tell me Pacifica didn't just say that?" Booker said to Joey.
"I think she just did, Book!" Joey Styles nodded.
Coop tried his best to keep his composure to himself but Pacifica continued to egg him on like only she ever could.
"If I were you, I'd do myself a favor and drop that stupid beer belly of yours." Pacifica smirked evilly, "I swear, it's pretty much taking the rest of this entire TV screen."
Before Pacifica could grab her hand mirror just to look at herself, she was caught out of nowhere by Hilda, who blasted her in the back of the head with a big superkick!
"And another big superkick!" Joey shouted again.
"That's what she gets for shooting her mouth off like that!" Booker nodded.
"Come on Book, that was uncalled for!" Corey Graves whined in defense. "Nobody has any right disrespecting the Northwest family like that!"
"No one cares about that evil family, Corey!" Joey blurted out.
As both Coop and Hilda saw Pacifica's unconscious body down on the mat, the 12-year old girl looked up to Coop and shouted "Get the table" to him, which forced the big man to roll under the ropes and search under the apron for a big wooden table.
And much to the delight of fans, Coop pulled out a big body-sized table for everyone to see, fearing the worst for Pacifica to happen in Corey's side.
"C'mon, not like this! Pacifica's a little girl!" Corey pleaded to Coop far away.
"I think Coop's channeling his inner ECW extremist!" Joey explained.
"Aw yeah Coop, it's time to get extreme!" Booker cheered on for Coop.
"You trying to play cheerleader again, Book? A human's life is at stake!" Corey cried once more, although Joey and Booker weren't buying his sympathy BS one bit.
"Yeah well, Pacifica has this coming for insulting Coop like that!" Booker said, shooting back at Corey.
After Coop slid the table inside the ring, Hilda immediately got the chance to set up the table while Coop still held Pacifica down. Once the table was set up, Coop set Pacifica face-first on the wood while Hilda started climbing up on the top rope with a chair in hand.
"Ohhhh, nooo. PACIFICA, GET UP!" Corey screamed.
"I think Hilda is about to show her shades of Sabu!" Joey pointed out.
"Ohhhhhhhh baby, this is gonna be good!" Booker smirked, rubbing his hands in anticipation.
With nowhere to go for Pacifica, Hilda leaped off the top rope, placed the chair under her legs and crashed through both Pacifica and the table altogether!
"OH MY GOOOOD!" Joey shrieked out.
"She's dead. By god, she's frickin' dead!" Corey screamed, leaving out a huge gulp around his throat.
"HOLY CRAP!" Booker shouted.
"Holy crap is right, this is what you call EXTREME!" Joey nodded.
The damage dealt to Pacifica Northwest was already done as expected.
With the huge crowd of only 80,000 people chanting "ECW" all over, both Hilda and Coop wasted no time getting Pacifica off that table and sent her over the top rope and onto the floor, leaving the blonde beauty in nothing more but shambles!
"And Pacifica has been eliminated!" Joey exclaimed.
"This is so damn unfair!" Corey whined again, "These people deserve better!"
"Well, if you got a problem with it Corey, why don't you help Pacifica out since you like her so much?" Booker suggested to the Savior of Misbehavior.
"He has a point you know," Joey replied. "By the way Corey, you need to quit whining like a dick, you're really getting on my nerves!"
15th Elimination: Pacifica Northwest; Eliminated by: Hilda & Coop Cooplowski; Duration: 7:47
After Corey muttered out a cuss-word over to Joey Styles (luckily, he didn't hear), Pacifica tried her hardest to get up from all the damage that she took thanks to both Coop and Hilda. While that was going on, the rest of the crowd all looked up to the titantron once again and saw the Rumble clock tick down to its next entrant of the match.
"We have a whole lot of carnage spreading around the Rumble, but who'll be ready to join this carnage next? We got our next entrant ready to go?" Joey said as he looked at the stage.
10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… *BZZT*
Entrant #29: Pinkie Pie (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)
After the buzzer sounded off for the 27th time in this match, a J-Pop song started to play across the stadium, and what followed after that was a cannon of party streamers shooting off from the sky.
"Whoa, what on earth is going on here?" Corey Graves asked Joey head-on.
"For some reason, I don't have a clue!" Joey shrugged.
Only 5 seconds into the song later, a pink pony with a Balloon-shaped cutie mark came out dancing all around with a big party cannon in hand. She started shooting it only for more streamers to come out, enlightening the happy-go-lucky fans who were delighted to see this next entrant appear.
"Ohhh no, not this damn lunatic!" Corey Graves groaned in response.
"Well, like it or not, you got her, Corey!" Booker chuckled at Corey in return.
"Entering the Cartoon All-Star Rumble is a huge fan favorite of the My Little Pony franchise, Pinkie Pie!" Joey exclaimed, "And let me tell ya, she's having a fun time like the rest of us!"
"Well, not me!" Corey shook his head.
"That's your problem, Graves!" Booker replied. "I say Pinkie's already starting the party for us."
Pinkie Pie started looking around for someone to put a smiling face on, but once she got a good look at Corey Graves sitting at the announcer's table, Pinkie Pie smiled on as she went over to the desk to join both Booker and Joey in return.
"Uh-oh, what's that I see there?" Pinkie Pie replied, looking at Corey face-first. "I think someone's being a party pooper! I know what will fix that!"
"Pinkie Pie, don't you dare!" Corey begged out to her in defense.
"This is gonna be good, Joey!" Booker chuckled.
Before Corey Graves could protest, it was already too late for him as Pinkie Pie pulled out a big clown nose and put it on Corey's entire face in return, leaving the tattooist heel announcer stunned.
This made the crowd and especially Joey Styles and Booker T, laugh their asses off at what occurred.
"Hahahaha, oh oh man that is funny!" Joey chuckled, holding his side.
Booker laughed as well, saying with a smile, "You know what? I think I kinda like him like that now. Makes this Rumble interesting. Thank you, Pinkie!"
After Pinkie nodded over to Booker T, the party-loving pony left the commentary table and went down the aisle dancing her ass off much to the delight of the Green Bay faithful. Once she got to ringside, she looked down to see Pacifica Northwest struggling to get up on her feet, which made Pinkie Pie groan in disappointment at first.
But she soon lit up a smile and said, "Well, someone doesn't look so good. I know what will fix that!"
It was then that Pinkie Pie pulled out a big smiley-face mask and wrapped it all around Pacifica's face, therefore bringing more laughter inside Lambeau Field, much to the delight of Pinkie Pie herself.
"I think that just cheered Pacifica right up!" Joey Styles smirked.
"Hahahaha, Pinkie Pie knows how to get it done right there." Booker nodded with a smile.
"No she does not, Booker!" Corey growled to Booker before grabbing the clown nose Pinkie planted on him and threw it away, "And get this stupid nose off of me!"
"Uh, Corey, aren't you gonna pick up your nose?" Joey smirked over to Corey.
"Piss off, Styles! I don't want to talk about it!" Corey snapped at Styles before folding his arms in an annoyed manner.
"You definitely are a party-pooper, Graves!" Booker commented.
"Go to hell, Booker!" Corey hissed.
After she shot off her party cannon once more for the fans, Pinkie Pie got right inside the ring and stood toe-to-toe with Ben Tennyson, who was busy cracking his knuckles ready for a fight.
But being the Pinkie Pie that she usually was, Pinkie Pie decided to lend out his hand to Ben Tennyson as a sign of respect.
"May the best man/pony win!" Pinkie Pie winked.
Ben instantly nodded back and shook Pinkie Pie's hand…
...only for his body to receive a huge electrical shock in return!
"What the? What was that?" Corey asked Booker.
"I think that's the old handshake buzzer trick!" Booker responded over to Corey.
"Pinkie Pie sure is unpredictable when it comes to surprises!" Joey also nodded.
The huge electrical shock that Ben received did pretty hefty damage to him as he found himself unable to get up from that.
Once he did get right back up to his feet, Raven Queen instantly came out of nowhere and grabbed Ben just in time to throw him over the top rope and onto the floor, nailing another elimination!
"And another one bites the dust!" Booker exclaimed.
"This ain't right!" Corey exclaimed, "Someone should have confiscated Pinkie Pie before this match!"
"What the hell is with you, Corey?" Joey raised his eyebrow at him, "Did you turn yourself into Dan from Dan Vs. for some reason?!"
16th Elimination: Ben Tennyson; Eliminated by: Raven Queen; Duration: 19:35
After Ben got up and left ringside a bit weakly, Philip J. Fry was in the upper left turnbuckle looking to attempt a big huge top-rope superplex on Launchpad McQuack, who right now was hanging onto dear life hoping not to be superplex by someone this red-haired and skinny.
"Oh man, this is definitely gonna be high-risk deep down." Booker T gulped nervously.
"Being trapped in this position is not where Launchpad McQuack wants to be at this point." Joey shook his head.
Philip J. Fry attempted to lift up Launchpad again, but couldn't muster enough strength to do so.
However, Fry suddenly let his guard down when Coop came by and grabbed Fry right by the legs, hoisting the pizza boy up on his shoulders!
"Well, that definitely gave Launchpad a break!" Corey said, sighing a bit of relief.
With Fry still hoisted up on Coop's shoulders, Launchpad McQuack kept himself steady on the rope before diving off and hitting Fry with a big Doomsday Device clothesline!
"Oh my god!" Joey shouted, gasping in surprise.
"That may be the biggest Doomsday Device I've EVER seen!" Booker nodded.
"No kidding, I think Captain Yesterday's already feeling like he ended up back in the past!" Corey also nodded with a chuckle.
As Fry remained motionless on the mat, the whole entire Green Bay crowd and commentators all looked over to the stage yet again and looked up to the countdown clock to find out which entrant was about to come out through that curtain next.
"While Captain Whatshisname is out taking a dirt nap, let's see who's got number 30!" Corey exclaimed.
"Would you quit it with the insults?" Joey replied.
10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… *BZZT*
Entrant #30: George Jetson (The Jetsons)
Once the buzzer sounded, the song "Space Age Love Song" by new wave 80's band A Flock of Seagulls started playing out through Lambeau Field as a man dressed in a white long-sleeved shirt, blue pants, white boots, and decked out in auburn hair with a five o'clock shadow came out to a big round of applause from this Green Bay crowd.
"My goodness, I think we've gone back to the future again!" Booker exclaimed.
"No frickin' way he's here!" Corey said, losing his voice from the next entrant!
"You talk about a blast from the past, guys. Coming in at #30 is another cartoon legend from The Jetsons, George Jetson!" Joey exclaimed, informing his broadcast partners.
"Since we already know who's in the ring, I have no doubt who George is going after!" Corey smirked in anticipation.
After he took that long run down the aisle, George Jetson entered the ring and was approached by the man who was now standing inside the ring with him:
Fred Flintstone.
This little head-to-head clash was building up interest from the crowd, who was now standing up on their feet to witness this legendary battle take place between their eyes.
"Take a look at what's going on, ladies and gentleman!" Corey smirked once more.
"Two legends are gonna clash at each other throats here in the Rumble!" Joey informed everyone again.
"This is so strong, you can cut the tension with a knife!" Booker exclaimed.
In the middle of their face-off, both Fred and George decided to trade verbal shots at each other just to fire each other up.
"Sorry to say, Mr. Flintstone, but I'm gonna win this Rumble today, no ifs, ands or buts about it!" George said to Fred.
With a smirk, Fred replied back with, "I think your wife's hot."
That last statement triggered George Jetson like a stack of dynamite. It triggered him so much that he threw out the first punch in this long-heated rivalry. And it soon turned into more punches as both Fred and George started trading shots with each other, now making this into a back-and-forth slugfest!
"And here they go!" Joey shouted out with a roar.
"I'm guessing Fred's gonna think twice before saying something about George's wife!" Corey said to Joey.
"Although I won't lie, she's actually quite a looker myself." Booker T smirked, letting out a dirty little chuckle.
"Can't argue with that, Book!" Joey commented.
"How on earth can you even say that about Jane Jetson, Book?" Corey replied to Booker, "Aren't you a married man?!"
"Hey, I ain't lyin', man!" Booker chuckled, shaking his head in defense.
The fight between both George and Fred began to escalate as Fred pushed George right through the turnbuckle and trapped him with open-handed chops, Ric Flair-style.
George on the other hand, decided to turn things over in his direction as he pushed Fred back to the turnbuckle to give him open-handed chops of his own.
"These two ain't stopping, I can tell!" Corey spoke a bit loudly.
"This crowd is just basically eating it all up!" Booker nodded.
"That's the kind of action you can expect to happen here in a Royal Rumble!" Joey exclaimed, agreeing with both Booker and Corey.
Fred tried to counter George's chops by sending the space-aged being back to the turnbuckle, but George used his quick reflexes to spear Fred right to the mat and give him a flurry full of punches straight to the dome!
"George coming out on the attack!" Corey pointed out.
"I think Fred's gonna regret all those comments he said!" Joey Styles nodded in return.
George finally got the chance to get Fred back up and decided to sent him over the top rope, but before he could however, Fred grabbed onto George's neck and sent him dangling all over the ropes too. This was now a back-and-forth elimination process between the two men as both Fred and George were still struggling to one of them over the top rope and onto the floor.
"You… ugh, you ain't... gonna get rid of me… that easily!" George said to Fred in a struggling tone.
"Same here… ya… futuristic fruitcake!" Fred shook his head, struggling as well.
As the two continued to attempt to throw each other out, Pinkie Pie decided to play dirty a little bit by sneaking up on them like the ninja she was and grabbed onto both Fred and George's legs, lifting the two of them over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating the two of them much to the shock of the cheering crowd itself.
"WHAT THE-?!" Booker shouted in utter shock.
"Did that… DID THAT JUST HAPPEN?!" Corey said to both Joey and Booker.
"Pinkie Pie just eliminated two of the biggest animated legends there ever was!" Joey nodded to Corey, who was still in shock of what happened.
"You've gotta be kidding me, tell me I didn't just see that?" Booker
"Oh you definitely did, Book!" Joey Styles nodded out.
17th Elimination: Fred Flintstone; Eliminated by: Pinkie Pie; Duration: 7:40
18th Elimination: George Jetson; Eliminated by: Pinkie Pie; Duration: 0:40
As both George and Fred got up and walked away together out of ringside, Pinkie Pie started to dance all around the ring and even going so far to break out the Running Man, which got the crowd all going and crazy for her dance moves.
"Well, look like someone's bustin a move!" Booker exclaimed.
"Someone oughta tell Pinkie the Rumble's not even frickin' over yet!" Corey exclaimed.
"I think she understands that very well, Corey." Joey nodded over to him.
During the middle of the dance though, Queen Tyr'ahnee rolled her eyes in an unimpressed fashion, not being very impressed by Pinkie's own dance moves.
So she immediately shut Pinkie Pie by chopping her right in the chest, which forced Pinkie Pie to sell the chop so much that the party-loving pony decided to flop to the mat a-la-Ric Flair, much to the laughter of the entire crowd.
"Welp, her party's over." Corey chuckled.
"At least for now due to the hard chop Tyr'ahnee gave to her!" Joey nodded over to Corey once more.
"Did you see the way Pinkie sold that?" Booker T replied to Joey, referring to the Ric Flair flop she did, "Man, Nature Boy would be proud of that."
As Pinkie continued to sell the attack in comedic fashion, the crowd once again looked toward the stage and saw the Rumble clock lit up once more to see who was gonna be coming out next.
"This Rumble is getting crazier by the second," Joey replied, "Just who on earth will join the fray next in this Cartoon All-Star Rumble?"
To be continued...
Yeah, it took me a long time to post something new here on this site for a while, so here you go for now! Anyway, here's the stats we got:
Entrants in the ring: 12
Entrants eliminated: 18
Entrants left to go: 70
Eliminated: Lynn Loud Jr., Patrick Star, Johnny Bravo, Mordecai, Hank Hill, "Granddad" Robert Freeman, Rolf, Charlie Brown, Jimmy Neutron, Scrooge McDuck, Stan Smith, Jude Lizowski, Shadowcat, Peter Griffin, Pacifica Northwest, Ben Tennyson, Fred Flintstone and George Jetson
Still in the ring: Samurai Jack, She-Ra, Raven Queen, Queen Tyr'ahnee, Sam, Hilda, Shaggy Rogers, Launchpad McQuack, Arnold Shortman, Philip J. Fry, Coop Cooplowski and Pinkie Pie.
Shortest time: Patrick Star - Record: 0:03
Longest time: Samurai Jack - Pretty much 29 minutes and counting
Oh, this is gonna be good. Will Pinkie Pie plan more crazy stuff here in this Rumble?
Is Coop gonna dominate the rest of the Rumble, size-wise?
Am I getting kind of hungry here?
Well, the last one's true, but the rest will be answered until the next chapter, my friends, so stay tuned to this epic Rumble! Until next time, cheers!