Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble
Rated T for Language and Violence
Summary: 100 of your favorite cartoon characters compete in a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for a chance to be named The Greatest Cartoon Character Ever! Featuring the most popular and less obscure cast of characters ever, who will be the last cartoon standing in this animated battle royal gauntlet?
Disclaimer: I do not, AND I REPEAT, I do not own anything involving the characters and their brands. They include Warner Bros, Nickelodeon, Disney, Cartoon Network, Hanna-Barbera, FOX, MTV, Hasbro, Mattel, Starz Media, ZAG Heroez, Netflix, etc.
P.S.: Since I've been helping The Amazing Ghost Musician with his stories, I think it's only exceptional that he'll help me out with this story of mine I'm creating. That's right, we're gonna be co-writing the story ourselves! Anyway, this will be some sort of redo of my Cartoon Royal Rumble, except this time around, the cartoon roster will be updated a bit and instead of 80, it will now be up to 100 entrants. And expect this to be unpredictable as well, because not also will anyone not know who'll enter, but no one knows who will win either.
P.S.: WOLFWATCHER12 will also help me out too, so he also deserves a lot of thanks as well. So it'll be a three-person effort! ^_^
Chapter 9: Ladder War!
10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... *BZZT!*
Entrant #31: Spectra Vondergeist (Monster High)
As the buzzer sounded off throughout the stadium, the song "Invincible" by Pat Benatar rang out through the sound speakers as a beautiful spectre dressed up in nothing more than a black/purple corset, frilly black skirt, purple boots with a tiny silver ball as a heel, and decked out in gorgeous long purple hair came out through the curtain, being greeted by cheers all around her.
She immediately returned the gesture by blowing out air kisses to the audience, mostly the teenage fanboys who were going crazy for the next entrant.
"Oh man, this just got a whole lot spooky, guys!" Booker said in anticipation.
"And this entrant here likes it like that! Representing Monster High at #31 is the daughter of the ghost, Spectra Vondergeist!" Joey exclaimed.
"Whatever she does, she better not even think about spooking the hell out of me." Corey shook his head, "I already got enough crap from Pinkie Pie, I don't need anything from her."
After Spectra ran down the entire aisle, she got in the ring and looked toward the first man she saw: Shaggy Rogers.
The beautiful ghoul quietly flew toward Shaggy from behind and tapped him on his shoulder. When he turned around to look at Spectra though, he shrieked right in front of her face!
"ZOINKS!" Shaggy screamed.
That little jumpscare that Spectra did caused Shaggy to run over the ropes and onto the floor, eliminating himself out of pure fear thanks to Spectra.
"Wha-? What just happened?!" Corey gasped.
"What the hell? Tell me that didn't just happen!" Booker yelled in shock.
"I think it did, Booker!" Joey nodded, "Shaggy Rogers just eliminated himself from the Rumble!"
"Aw damn it, I don't believe this!" Booker groaned in disappointment. "My buddy Shaggy is out!"
"What a moron! That's what happens when fear gets the best of you!" Corey commented.
19th Elimination: Shaggy Rogers; Eliminated by: Himself; Duration: 7:10
Once he got right back up, Shaggy ran towards Scooby and said "Let's get outta here, Scoob!"
"Reah!" Scooby nodded as Shaggy carried him bridal-style and ran up toward the aisle.
While they did though, Corey stood up out of his chair and shouted to the two of them, "How in the hell could you be eliminated like that? Grow a pair of balls!"
"Corey will you not shout towards those two and sit down?" Joey said as he glared at Corey.
"It's not my fault these two are nothing but scared sissy-cats!" Corey responded to Joey.
"Oh really, Graves?" Booker replied. "Says the man who hides behind a table 24/7!"
Spectra found herself very confused of what just happened to Shaggy right about now, even raising her ghostly eyebrow in question.
"I don't understand," Spectra replied, "I just wanted to ask him if he could team up with me?"
While Spectra found herself still confused as usual, Arnold Shortman decided to sneak right behind Spectra in order to get a quick elimination in.
However, Arnold immediately tripped once Spectra's body phased through him, forcing him to miss right away.
"Whoa, how did Spectra do that?" Corey said, gasping out of his seat.
"That's because she's a ghost, Corey." Booker replied, "You really gotta brush up on your Monster High knowledge."
"Why should I watch a cartoon show that I really don't care for?" Corey replied as he rolled his eyes.
"I swear, you need to watch more TV if you wanna learn anything." Joey muttered at the tattooist.
"Tell it to my boss aka Mr. McMahon!" Corey said.
Once Spectra knew what was going on, the ghostly ghoul immediately took action as she approached the football-headed Arnold, who turned around to eat a clothesline that sent him over the top rope and onto the floor, marking Spectra's first elimination in the match!
"And Spectra nails her first elimination!" Joey shouted out.
"There goes Arnold Shortman!" Booker replied. "Spectra took him out just like that."
"He didn't even touch her at all!" Corey shook his head.
20th Elimination: Arnold Shortman; Eliminated by: Spectra Vondergeist; Duration: 5:30
As Arnold left ringside still in sudden disbelief, Coop was busy clashing with Launchpad McQuack, who was trying to push him in order to test his strength with the big man.
"Guys, I think you might need to take a look at this." Booker pointed out.
"What on earth is Launchpad thinking trying to budge a big man like him?" Corey asked both Joey and Booker.
"I'm thinking he kinda had the right idea in mind, Corey!" Joey nodded out.
"Apparently, that's what happens when your mind takes over your like that!" Corey also nodded in return.
Launchpad attempted to move Coop the best that he could, but the philly cheesesteak-loving big man couldn't even budge a notch. That heart-filled attempt forced Launchpad to go down on his entire knees in return. Coop was basically too strong and too big for Launchpad to handle.
However, he felt his noggin getting hit repeatedly, thanks to Samurai Jack who started flooding the robot-driver with fist shot after fist shot.
"I think Jack is right on the attack!" Corey pointed out.
However, it wouldn't be for long as Coop pushed Jack out of the way, only for the Samurai to get back up to his feet. When he did, Coop came rushing right in and shut him up with a big boot right toward his face!
"Coop just ate that boy's words for lunch!" Booker chuckled out in surprise.
"I think he ate a little more than words, Book!" Joey Styles nodded.
As Samurai Jack was left to heal himself from that big boot, Hilda was left dangling all around on the top rope as both She-Ra and Raven Queen attempted to get her over and out.
Hilda's pet deerfox Twig attempted to help just by barking at the two, but even so, it wasn't helping Hilda as much since she was still struggling to survive in this match.
"Ugh, can someone shut that stupid hound up?!" Corey said, plugging his ears from the deerfox's bark.
"It's a deerfox, Corey!" Joey replied, "Have some respect!"
"I'll have some respect when that deerfox is cooked in a propane grill!" Corey angrily shouted to Joey.
Booker groaned right away and said, "That's it! I'm kickin' your ass right now!"
It was there that Booker T literally took his headset off and attempted to approach Corey. But before the 5x WCW champion could lay his hands on the Savior of Misbehavior though, Joey stepped in at the last second.
"Guys, let's not fight here!" Joey shrieked, "Please do it right after the Rumble's over!"
"You better protect the hell out of Corey, because once we're done, I'm bashing his punkass across the face!" Booker said in a threatening tone, referring to Corey's remark.
"You will, Book, but right now, I think we're about to see the next entrant enter this Rumble match!" Joey nodded as he looked toward the stage, which right now was displaying the Rumble clock for all to see in anticipation of the next entrant in the match.
10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... *BZZT!*
Entrant #32: "Razor" Jake Clawson (SWAT Kats: The Radical Squadron)
After the buzzer sounded off right away, the season 2 theme song of SWAT Kats: The Radical Squadron blasted through the speakers as an brown anthropomorphic cat dressed in red and blue SWAT gear came through the curtain and pumped up the entire crowd, who were giving cheers for the next entrant.
However, he wasn't alone though as not also was he being accompanied to ringside alongside his teammate Chance "T-Bone" Furlong and Deputy Mayor Callie Briggs, but he also brought alongside an extra long ladder that he was dragging with him.
"Oh boy, as if I didn't see a whole lot of messed up cats in my life," Corey replied, "I think seeing a cat dressed in some colorful swat gear may be the most agitating I've ever seen."
"Let's hope the next entrant hear you say those words Corey, because entering 32 in the Cartoon All-Star Rumble is Jake Clawson aka Razor from SWAT Kats: The Radical Squadron!" Joey exclaimed, informing everyone.
"I got a feeling the ladder's about to come into play here!" Booker exclaimed as well.
Booker T couldn't be more right on the dot.
Thanks to his partner T-Bone, he and Razor immediately tossed the ladder right into the ring and towards the direction of both She-Ra and Raven Queen, who immediately let go of Hilda just in time for the two women to dive out of the way, leaving the ladder to be dropped an inch to where they were standing. The ladder of course, almost came close to hitting Hilda from the impact.
"I think Hilda oughta thank her lucky stars she got saved from a near-elimination like that!" Corey nodded out.
"Of course, T-Bone will need to stay outside since his partner will be the only one doing the fighting." Joey reminded everyone watching.
"But you may never know, Joey. He could also enter this thing right away. It's just a matter of time." Booker T said, reminding Joey of the possibility of T-Bone entering the match.
Razor immediately ran right into the ring and grabbed the ladder right away, hitting both Fry and Launchpad with the center of the ladder much to the delight of the Green Bay crowd.
"Razor making sure that ladder comes to play!" Corey pointed out.
"And without a doubt, he did just that!" Joey nodded, agreeing with Corey Graves for the moment.
"If I were the rest of the competitors in the ring, I'd take cover now!" Booker T spoke out with a big gulp in his throat.
Coop Cooplowski tried his best to wrestle the ladder away from Razor the best that he could, but Razor proved to be a sneaky cat by stomping on Coop's foot and smacking the ladder around Coop's face, stunning him for a bit.
"That definitely wasn't smart!" Corey shook his head.
"No sir, it did not!" Booker shook his head as well.
Knowing the momentum he was suddenly getting getting from this fans, Razor decided to increase his momentum ten-fold by taking the ladder he had and wrapping it around his head and shoulders like a fireman.
"What on earth is Razor doing?" raised Corey's eyebrow.
"I think if I had to take a guess, I'd say Razor's getting a little innovative!" Joey Styles nodded.
Hanging onto the ladder as tight as he could, Razor immediately spun around the entire ring, knocking down both Philip J. Fry and Pinkie Pie as a result.
"Ohhh, taking two for the price of one!" Booker T exclaimed.
"Razor's definitely off his rocker!" Corey Graves nodded in complete sanity.
Razor was getting started with just those two. The SWAT Kat used the ladder once more to spin himself around the around again, getting both Samurai Jack, She-Ra and Raven Queen combined with just a shot of the spinning ladder itself.
"Oh my god, Razor's totally off the deep end." Joey Styles replied.
Corey then nodded as he said, "I'm thinking Razor may be likely to fit inside a straight-jacket!"
"Well, he's definitely not THAT crazy, Corey," Booker corrected the tattooist.
He managed to spin himself around for a second before he finally let the entire ladder go.
Meanwhile, it became a big mistake for Razor as Sam came running in and delivered a big Codebreaker to Razor's face, which connected to the ladder itself!
"My god!" Joey painfully cringed!
"I'm guessing Sam just turned Razor's face into a hamburger with that!" Corey Graves pointed out.
With the attack Sam laid out on Razor, this gave the red-haired teenage spy a chance to grab the ladder herself. Knowing that Razor was still knocked out himself, Sam decided to capitalize on this opportunity by climbing up to the top rope while at the same time both Callie and T-Bone were shouting at Razor to get up and move out of the way, but alas, Razor wasn't even moving at all at this point.
"That kat's about to get every one of his nine lives wasted!" Booker exclaimed.
And Booker was definitely right on that one.
Taking a page out of Shawn Michaels's playbook, Sam tipped herself and the ladder right over Razor, crashing down on the SWAT Kat with flying colors!
"She drops the ladder all over Razor with that move!" Joey Styles pointed out.
"I wonder how Scott Hall feels after feeling the same thing at WrestleMania X?" raised Corey Graves's eyebrow, referring to the moment when Shawn Michaels dropped himself along with the ladder and crushed Razor Ramon at WrestleMania X.
As Sam was busy building up momentum in this Cartoon All-Star Rumble, he turned around only for Queen Tyr'ahnee to grab the ladder and ram it all across her ribs, forcing the crowd to break out in a little bit of a mixed reaction!
"Well, that definitely killed the crowd." Corey pointed out.
"That's gotta be hard to stomach, indeed." Booker T nodded.
"Sam definitely in trouble at the point," Joey replied before looking toward the stage, "Hopefully, this next entrant coming out may be some help to her!"
The entire crowd and commentators altogether continued to stare down the countdown clock as it ticked down to it's next entrant of the Rumble match.
10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... *BZZT!*
Entrant #33: Alex (Totally Spies)
With the buzzer sounding off yet again (I know, it can get really annoying), a teenage girl with brownish-skin, medium bluish-black hair, and decked out in a yellow catsuit began running through the curtain and down the aisle as the song "A View To A Kill" by Duran Duran began playing throughout the stadium, much to the delight of a screaming crowd.
"I think help may be on it's way for Sam!" Booker T exclaimed.
"And it's in the form of our next entrant from Totally Spies, Sam!" Joey exclaimed as well.
"Hold up a minute," Corey said as he stopped Joey for a nano-second, "You mean to tell me she's a spy like that red-haired chick in green?"
"Well, the show's called Totally Spies so you would have obviously gotten it by now!" Joey nodded over to a confused Corey.
Once Queen Tyr'ahnee saw Alex right on the apron, the martian queen attempted to strike right away, only for Alex to duck right down and hop on the ring just to kick Tyr'ahnee right in the chest!
"That's one way to enter the ring in style!" Booker replied.
As Tyr'ahnee finally let go of the ladder, both Sam and Alex wasted no time by flooding the martian queen with fist shots to the back, which managed to get her down right to one knee.
"Look at Sam and Alex unload on Tyr'ahnee like wildfire!" Joey Styles pointed out.
"I believe all they're doing is pissing Queen Tyr'ahnee off even more!" Corey also pointed out as well, knowing the rage Queen Tyr'ahnee was displaying from those absorbing blows.
And it was the kind of rage that forced Tyr'ahnee to get right back up and grab both Alex and Sam right by the throats, threatening to double chokeslam both teenage spies to the ground.
"Look, I think Tyr'ahnee's about to pull off a double kill!" Corey Graves exclaimed.
However, Corey was about to have his words eaten right away as both Alex and Sam ticked Tyr'ahnee by the gut before delivering a huge double dropkick right to the Martian Queen herself.
"I think you thought wrong there, Corey." Booker shook his head.
Before Queen Tyr'ahnee could try to shake off the nerves of that double team, both Sam and Alex connected their arms together and delivered a double lariat to the martian queen, who immediately went right over the top rope and onto the floor, delivering huge cheers from the fans at ringside!
"And the Queen is out of her throne!" Joey exclaimed.
"Both Sam and Alex really picked their spot there for an elimination!" Corey replied, being impressed by the two-some.
"It's all about changing of the guard, Corey. And Tyr'ahnee definitely let hers down for sure!" Booker nodded out.
21st Elimination: Queen Tyr'ahnee; Eliminated by: Sam & Alex; Duration: 20:27
Right after Queen Tyr'ahnee took her leave of absence from ringside, both Sam and Alex took the time to high-five each other, only for She-Ra to sneak from behind and give the two an aggressive noggin-knocker!
"Well, that was stupid of the two of them!" Corey chuckled out.
"Can you blame them, Corey?" Booker asked Corey, "They were getting so hyped up with each other!"
"As a matter of fact, I would definitely blame them if I could." The Savior of Misbehavior nodded.
Meanwhile, as Sam and Alex were still reeling from the double headache that She-Ra gave them, Spectra Vondergeist was at the top rope waiting for Launchpad McQuack to turn right around after giving Razor a powerslam not too long ago.
When he finally turned around, Spectra leapt off the top rope, only for Launchpad to catch her right in mid-air!
"Whoa!" Corey exclaimed.
"Oh, no. This is gonna be bad news!" Booker T said, gulping for the worst.
And it was already bad news.
Launchpad managed to carry Spectra around on his shoulders for a bit before lifting her up in a powerbomb position, slamming her down on the mat!
"Oh my god, a powerbomb!" Joey shouted out.
"She just got flattened like an Aunt Jemima pancake!" Corey said, trying to hold his chuckling in.
However, Launchpad wasn't quite done with Spectra just yet.
He then got her right up and flattened her with yet another powerbomb for good measure!
"And another powerbomb!" Joey replied.
"I don't know how much damage she can take from those things." Booker T gulped once more.
Launchpad then got her up once again, but this time, he switched to a fireman's carry position. Before he could drop her with a Samoan Drop though, Coop Cooplowski came running in and speared Launchpad right away, taking both him and Spectra down altogether!
"Whoa! Coop out of nowhere with a spear!" Joey Styles shrieked surprisingly.
"Coop is definitely picking the bones one by one!" Corey nodded before replying, "Just who on earth is gonna be next?"
"Hopefully, the next entrant coming definitely won't have to be!" Booker T nodded, still fearing the worst.
While Coop was continuing to build momentum on his side, the rest of the fans and the commentators all looked toward the stage and saw the Rumble clock light up again, therefore bringing yet another entrant to enter the matchup!
10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... *BZZT!*
Entrant #34: Bart Simpson (The Simpsons)
Once the buzzer started ringing out throughout Lambeau Field, the song "Do The Bartman" played to a raucous standing ovation as a hid with spiky yellow hair, yellow skin, orange-red shirt, blue shorts and blue shoes came through the curtain with his rad skateboard in hand, which of course, he rode in on.
Corey, to be honest, wasn't exactly thrilled to be seeing this next entrant himself.
"Oh, no. Not this little delinquent!" Corey shook his head in regret.
"Well, like it or not, you're getting him, Corey!" Joey replied, "Because we've got Bart Simpson from one of the most longest-running cartoons of all-time, The Simpsons, entering this Royal Rumble match!"
"By the way, why on earth you hating on this kid?" Booker T asked the Savior of Misbehavior.
"You know damn well why I hate him!" Corey explained before saying, "This little punk TPed my car, blew out my tires and spraypainted 'I'm Baron Corbin's asskisser' all over the front vehicle."
"Well, truth be told, you actually are." Joey Styles nodded, agreeing with Booker over the Corbin part.
As Graves continued to ignore the comments that Joey and Booker said about him, Bart Simpson immediately dug under the apron only to pull out a big wooden table for him to set up.
"I think someone's getting comfortable with the furniture it seems!" Booker T pointed out.
"It would look good with Bart Simpson getting put through that table." Corey Graves said, crossing his arms.
Joey then rolled his eyes as he said to Corey, "I doubt that'll happen at all, Corey."
While Bart was still busy setting up the table, Fry (or Captain Yesterday as he was still dressed) was busy scooping up Razor up on the lower right turnbuckle before hammering him with a little ten-punch salute in the process.
"Captain Yesterday counting it down here for this capacity crowd!" Joey exclaimed.
"That's a bad place to be knowing there's a good chance that superhero's gonna get knocked off from behind!" Corey reminded Joey while pointing to Fry, who was standing in the middle rope.
After he roughed up Razor from the tenth punch, Fry looked to attempt a hurricanrana from the top rope all of a sudden when Bart Simpson stopped him right in his tracks.
"Stop right there." Bart said to Fry before replying, "Launch him over to me!"
Nodding to Bart's request, Fry immediately delivered a big hurricanrana to Razor, who got launched only for Bart to catch him with an RKO to the mat in mid-air! That one single spot brought out a huge pop from the Green Bay crowd, who were on their feet for what they just witnessed.
"You have got to be kidding me!" Joey shouted, nearly losing his seat there from that moment.
"That right there has got to be a show-stealer!" Booker exclaimed.
Corey nodded off as he said, "As much as I wanna disagree with you, you may be right."
Fry soon got up to his feet and immediately gave Bart Simpson a high-five for the sweet double team maneuver they pulled off. But once he turned his back though, Bart immediately turned around and grabbed Fry right on the back before the kid dumped the delivery boy over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating him much to the shock and surprise from the crowd.
"Whoa, didn't expect that!" Joey shrieked.
"So much for that team-up!" Corey scowled before replying, "That little twerp can't be trusted!"
"What can I say? Bart's known to do stuff like this all the time, and he just did it right to Captain Yesterday right now!" Booker T pointed out.
22nd Elimination: Philip J. Fry; Eliminated by: Bart Simpson; Duration: 7:33
After Fry left ringside looking very disappointed at what happened to him right now, Alex and Sam were both continuing their impressive momentum by double teaming on Raven Queen, who right now was being stiffened right by the ropes thanks to twin chop shots right to the chest.
Then, both Sam and Alex whipped Raven to the other ropes and attempted to strike her down with a double clothesline, but Raven Queen used her smarts to duck down and go to the ropes where she flew back and hit a double moonsault on two of the teenage spies herself!
"Two for the price of one!" Joey Styles replied.
"Raven Queen is definitely looking good in this Rumble." Booker T replied as well, "If she keeps a performance like that up, no doubt she'll win."
"You forgot Samurai Jack, Book." Corey reminded the 5x WCW champ, "He's been in the match for past an half-hour!"
"Yeah, must've forgotten about that." Booker T said, chuckling a bit in embarrassment.
As Raven continued to build momentum herself, both Spectra Vondergeist and Hilda were both doing a little double-teaming of their own, but this time, they were targeting Pinkie Pie in the process.
Once the pink party-loving pony tripped all over her back, both Spectra and Hilda used every last of their strength to muscle Pinkie Pie up and flip her backwards onto Sam with a big Double Wheelbarrow Suplex!
"Oh my god!" Joey hissed in pain.
"That was definitely unpleasant!" Corey Graves nodded in regret.
But the pain was far from over from the teenage spy herself as she came victim of a big Lionsault off the ropes, courtesy of Bart Simpson!
"And so was that one too!" Booker T pointed out.
"I'm thinking Sam and her lady friend here should've stuck to the mall instead of this Rumble!" Corey chuckled out,
While Sam held onto her ribs in excruciating pain, the crowd immediately took their focus right to stage and awaited the Rumble clock altogether, as it was ticking down to the next entrant in the Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble match.
"We ain't gonna waste any longer, just who will be the next entrant in this Rumble match?" asked Joey Styles.
10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… *BZZT!*
Entrant #35: Marco Diaz (Star vs. The Forces of Evil)
After the buzzer sounded off all around the stadium, the song "Burning Heart" by Survivor began playing out as a brown-haired teenager with light-brownish skin, red hoodie, brown jeans and reddish-orange sneakers started bolting out through the curtain and down the aisle while being greeted by yet another pop from the Green Bay crowd.
"Oh great, this is just what we need, more kids!" Corey Graves groaned, rolling his eyes out of pity.
"Give it a rest, Corey." Booker T said to Corey before asking him, "I swear, give this kid a chance before you make any judgments."
"I am, and so far, I'm bored of seeing him." Corey shot back with a scowl.
"Despite Corey falling on deaf ears, here comes Marco Diaz from Disney's Star vs. The Forces of Evil coming in at #35!" Joey exclaimed.
Once Marco finally got inside the ring though, he was left to stand face-to-face with the man he stood in the ring with: Coop Cooplowski.
It wasn't long before Coop charged at the kid with the clothesline, only for Marco to duck down via a somersault. When he got back up, Marco immediately gave Coop low kicks to the big man's legs as a way to slow him down.
"Look at this kid go." Booker T said, impressed by Marco's fast-striking offense right away.
"Yeah, there's no way a kid like him is gonna take Coop down right away." Corey shook his head.
Joey then groaned out as he said to Corey, "Still won't stop him from trying, Graves."
After only several strikes coming from Marco right to his leg, Coop decided to push Marco right away, only for the big man to attempt a big boot. But Marco used his smarts to duck down once more and head up top rope to fly toward Coop with a body press.
However, the fans were in shock when Coop immediately caught Marco Diaz mid-air, leaving the rest of the commentators quite surprised.
"You were saying, Styles?" Corey sarcastically asked Joey Styles.
"This ain't gonna look good, man." Booker shook his head.
"No, it ain't!" Joey also shook his head as well, "Coop's got Marco at a bad place and at the wrong time!"
Before Coop could even slam Marco right away though, Launchpad McQuack came out running and clipped Coop right in the knee, forcing Marco's body to crashland and fall all over Coop in return!
"Looks like Coop got outsmarted again!" Booker exclaimed.
"Yeah, all thanks to Launchpad McQuack, no doubt." Joey nodded out.
Meanwhile, as Marco continued to keep his momentum alive in the matchup, Samurai Jack had his hands full with She-Ra by decking her with a big German Suplex for good measure.
"Big suplex right there from Jack." Corey replied.
"I don't think Jack's quite done with the Princess of Power just yet." Booker pointed out right away.
Booker T was right all along. Jack knew deep down that one suplex was not enough for him to handle.
So he brought up She-Ra again, only to slam her right back down with an aggressive back suplex!
"Jack dropping her with a big back suplex!" Joey exclaimed.
Once again, it was still not enough for Jack.
So with She-Ra looking a bit dazed from all the suplexes that she instantly took from Jack, the samurai then got down and grabbed her legs before getting her up on his shoulders in a Doomsday Device position for some reason.
"How come Jack's got her up on his shoulders?" asked Corey Graves.
Booker T's eyes were instantly focused on the ladder and shouted, "I think we're about to see why!"
Booker instantly looked up at the top of the ladder to see Razor standing up just a rung short from the ladder itself. With a deep breath, Razor dived off and landed on She-Ra's shoulders before flipping her over all the way down with a earth-shattering hurricanrana!
"Oh my god, you gotta be kidding me!" Joey crazily shrieked out.
"What on earth is up with that frickin' cat all of a sudden?!" shouted Corey Graves.
"I don't know, but whatever Razor did, it just ate this crowd up!" Booker T said, referring to the batshit-crazy audience.
And the crowd around Lambeau Field were losing their minds from what Razor did. So much that they instantly chanted Razor's name over and over again as if they knew what the new favorite in the Royal Rumble match was right at this point. And some went out of their mind to break out in a big "Holy Shit" chant on top of it. This definitely gave Razor a lot of momentum for sure, especially when his partner T-Bone and Deputy Mayor Callie Briggs continued to cheer him on at ringside.
However, it all came to a stop right away as Bart Simpson surprised Razor with a jumping neckbreaker from out of nowhere, leaving the fans to break out in a mixed reaction (although there were still some cheering for Bart).
"Well, leave it for Bart to rain on Razor's parade!" Corey chuckled.
"No kidding, that kid hardly came out of nowhere!" Booker T nodded in return.
While Razor was left to feel the sting of that jumping neckbreaker, Spectra Vondergeist immediately got Pinkie Pie up on her shoulders in a Samoan Drop position, attempting to pull off a Go To Sleep on the pink pony.
But to Spectra's shock however, Pinkie Pie immediately countered the move with an impressive hurricanrana, which sent Spectra tumbling forward the ropes.
"Ooooh, she wrecked herself badly on that spot." Joey hissed in agony.
"I think it's about to get worse!" Corey Graves said, pointing out to Alex in the ring.
With Spectra out like a light, Alex started running over to the ghastly ghoul's direction and clocked her head clean with a big tiger feint kick, otherwise known as a 619!
"There it is, Alex got her with that 619!" Booker T exclaimed with a smirk.
"She definitely learned a lot watching Rey Mysterio matches, I can tell!" Corey surprisingly nodded, as he was quite impressed at what Alex did.
As Spectra found herself knocked out from that 619, the crowd and the commentators yet again all looked toward the titantron, which the Rumble clock appeared to indicate the next entrant entering the matchup momentarily.
"This is getting good," Joey said, rubbing his hands in anticipation, "Just who will be our next entrant ready to enter the match?"
To be continued...
You'll just have to wait until next chapter, Joey Styles. We still have a long way to go here in this event. Anyway, STAT TIME!:
Entrants in the ring: 13
Entrants eliminated: 22
Entrants left to go: 65
Eliminated: Lynn Loud Jr., Patrick Star, Johnny Bravo, Mordecai, Hank Hill, "Granddad" Robert Freeman, Rolf, Charlie Brown, Jimmy Neutron, Scrooge McDuck, Stan Smith, Jude Lizowski, Shadowcat, Peter Griffin, Pacifica Northwest, Ben Tennyson, Fred Flintstone, George Jetson, Shaggy Rogers, Arnold Shortman, Queen Tyr'ahnee and Philip J. Fry
Still in the ring: Samurai Jack, She-Ra, Raven Queen, Sam, Hilda, Launchpad McQuack, Coop Cooplowski, Pinkie Pie, Spectra Vondergeist, "Razor" Jake Clawson, Alex, Bart Simpson and Marco Diaz
Shortest time: Patrick Star - Record: 0:03
Longest time: Samurai Jack - Pretty much 33 minutes and counting
Will Razor continue to steal the show?
Can both Sam and Alex try to get back on track?
Am I thirsty for yet another Cherry Dr. Pepper?
Like I said, you'll have to wait until next chapter to find out my friends, so make sure you all stay tuned to the first-ever Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble, everyone! Until next time, SALUD!