Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble
Rated T for Language and Violence
Summary: 100 of your favorite cartoon characters compete in a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for a chance to be named The Greatest Cartoon Character Ever! Featuring the most popular and less obscure cast of characters ever, who will be the last cartoon standing in this animated battle royal gauntlet?
Disclaimer: I do not, AND I REPEAT, I do not own anything involving the characters and their brands. They include Warner Bros, Nickelodeon, Disney, Cartoon Network, Hanna-Barbera, FOX, MTV, Hasbro, Mattel, Starz Media, ZAG Heroez, Netflix, etc.
P.S.: Since I've been helping The Amazing Ghost Musician with his stories, I think it's only exceptional that he'll help me out with this story of mine I'm creating. That's right, we're gonna be co-writing the story ourselves! Anyway, this will be some sort of redo of my Cartoon Royal Rumble, except this time around, the cartoon roster will be updated a bit and instead of 80, it will now be up to 100 entrants. And expect this to be unpredictable as well, because not also will anyone not know who'll enter, but no one knows who will win either.
P.S.: WOLFWATCHER12 will also help me out too, so he also deserves a lot of thanks as well. So it'll be a three-person effort! ^_^
Chapter 11: Phenomenal Gravity
10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… *BZZT!*
Entrant #41: Monty Monogram (Phineas and Ferb)
After the buzzer sounded off again, the theme song to "The Phenomenal" AJ Styles somehow started to play all around as a man wearing a gray hoodie, bland brown pants and grey shoes started coming out to an acceptable crowd response. As if that wasn't enough, this next entrant was definitely channeling his inner AJ Styles indeed as a crowd of pyro started shooting off from both sides of the stage before removing the top of his hoodie.
"Well, someone's looking phenomenal today!" Booker T exclaimed.
"And without a doubt, Monty Monogram from Phineas and Ferb may be feeling just that!" Joey Styles nodded, "He drew number #41 in the match!"
"We'll see if the son of Major Francis Monogram can live up to his family name right here." Corey Graves replied.
Before Monty Monogram could enter the ring, the son of Major Monogram noticed the ladder that Razor brought with him was laid out at ringside. He immediately picked it up right away and entered the ring, smashing both Finn and Randy right in their faces.
"Monty using that ladder to good use right there!" Corey pointed out.
"I don't know who got the worst end of that, Finn or Randy?" asked Joey Styles.
The next target Monty went after was Bart Simpson, who got struck right in the ribs thanks to that hard end of the ladder.
Then, Monty set the ladder down before setting up Bart in a piledriver position, planning something big for the yellow-skinned delinquent.
"Uh-oh, what's Monty got planned right here?" Corey asked Booker.
"I don't know, but whatever it is, it ain't gonna be pretty!" shook Booker T's head.
And it sure as hell wasn't gonna be any pretty.
Monty then got Bart upside down before the younger Monogram wrapped his legs around Bart's arms before dropping the skateboarder with a Styles Clash right on the ladder.
"Styles Clash right on the ladder!" Joey shrieked out.
"I'm thinking Bart should have stayed home back at Springfield instead," Corey replied, "Because let me tell ya, that's gotta be painful for him!"
As Monty began continuing his momentum in the Rumble, Coop immediately bumped right into Launchpad, who was busy trying to get his hands on Marshal Moo.
The pelican pilot began to change his focus to the overweight robot-handler himself as the two competitors wasted no time hitting away at each other, much to the delight of the entire crowd watching this right away.
"Hold up, we got a hoss fight goin' on now!" Booker T pointed out, mostly to both Coop and Launchpad.
"We've got two big giants going head-to-head!" Corey replied. "This is gonna be good!"
"I can only hope the ring will hold these two men together!" Joey exclaimed out of panic.
It wasn't long before Launchpad immediately ran to the ropes and back again, trying to hit Coop with a big shoulder tackle. Much to his shock though, Coop managed to keep himself standing without a single movement whatsoever.
"Check that out!" Booker pointed out again.
"Coop is staying right on his feet!" Joey replied.
Knowing that the first attempt didn't take, Launchpad tried to attempt another running shoulder block on Coop. However, the second attempt didn't work once more as Coop still managed to keep himself on his feet!
"How on earth is Coop not moving?" Joey asked Corey.
"Maybe he ate an entire brick wall for lunch." Corey guessed a little.
"He did not!" Booker replied to Corey, "What makes you think something like that?"
"Hey don't blame me, why do you suppose Coop has a figure like that?" The Savior of Misbehavior answered to the 5x WCW champion.
"Why don't you just stop making those rude comments for once?" replied the former head commentator for ECW.
"Why don't you keep your mouth shut and let me do my job?" Corey replied angrily, "God, no wonder you two are more annoying than Cole, Saxton, Renee and especially that fat pig Jim Ross!"
"You're lucky I'm sittin' right here, Corey! Otherwise I'd smack those tattoos off of your skin!" Booker T threatened Corey straight to his face.
"Ohhh, like I'm scared of your ass!" Graves glared. "You worn out old 5 time WCW loser!"
"All right, that's it you-!" Booker T shouted as he got out of his chair.
But before he could get his hands on Corey Graves one bit, Joey Styles immediately came between them once again and tried to play peacekeeper between the two.
"Damn it, you two need to keep it together!" Joey shouted in a struggling tone, "Like I said, you two can fight AFTER the Rumble!"
As Joey tried so desperately to separate both Corey and Booker from their shouting match, Launchpad tried to attempt another shoulder block right to Coop.
However, this time, the impact finally seemed to work as Coop started to stumble, mostly toward the ropes where he was now standing!
"Well, he finally moved him!" Joey replied.
"Took him only four tries, but it worked!" Booker T exclaimed.
Knowing that Coop was stumbling toward the ropes, Launchpad rushed right at him and attempted to push the big man over the top rope. Coop on the other hand, used the ropes as leverage, making it hard for the pelican pilot to push him over the ropes.
"I think Launchpad's gonna try to eliminate him from the match!" Joey quickly pointed out.
"There's no way he's getting him over." Corey shook his head, "I mean, Coop downed those philly cheesesteaks before entering this match."
However, the tables quickly began to turn right away as Monty Monogram, Raven Queen, Phineas Flynn, "Razor" Jake Clawson, Spectra Vondergeist, Marco Diaz, Marshal Moo Montana, Sam, Alex, Hilda, Bart Simpson and Samurai Jack immediately grabbed the legs of both Launchpad and Coop and lifted them up right away, therefore forcing both Launchpad and Coop to go over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating the both of them to a stellar ovation from the crowd.
"They're out! I repeat, they're out!" Joey shouted excitedly.
"WOW, I can't believe this!" Booker yelled.
"It took them only ten men and women to do it, but it's still impressive!" Corey nodded, impressed by the elimination process.
26th Elimination: Launchpad McQuack; Eliminated by: Monty Monogram, Raven Queen, Phineas Flynn, "Razor" Jake Clawson, Spectra Vondergeist, Marco Diaz, Marshal Moo Montana, Sam, Alex, Hilda, Bart Simpson and Samurai Jack; Duration: 16:42
27th Elimination: Coop Cooplowski; Monty Monogram, Raven Queen, Phineas Flynn, "Razor" Jake Clawson, Spectra Vondergeist, Marco Diaz, Marshal Moo Montana, Sam, Alex, Hilda, Bart Simpson and Samurai Jack; Duration: 12:42
Right after both Coop and Launchpad left, both Sam and Alex were currently met with a huge ladder shot by the hands of Randy Marsh himself.
"My god, that was brutal!" Joey cringed a little out of his seat.
"Randy definitely doing whatever it takes it stay alive here!" Corey nodded out.
"He might have to keep staying alive, because no doubt we got the next entrant on his way!" Booker T said, pointing down to the Rumble clock on the stage as it soon ticked down to the next competitor of this match.
10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… *BZZT!*
Entrant #42: Clover (Totally Spies)
As the buzzer sounded off once more, the crowd were soon greeted yet again to the song "A View To A Kill" by Duran Duran as a teenage girl with medium blonde hair and red catsuit began making her way through the curtain and down the aisle to another big pop from the Green Bay faithful themselves.
"I think he's about to be on its way!" Booker pointed out once more.
"And it's in the form of our next entrant, Clover from Totally Spies!" Joey exclaimed.
"Yep, it's official. This just got turned into a damn Disney sitcom." Corey groaned on behalf of his broadcast partners.
While both Joey and Booker tried their best to ignore Corey's snarky comments, Clover immediately entered the ring in which she was now engaged in a standoff between both herself and Randy Marsh.
"Oh yeah, you think you scare me?" Randy said, threatening Clover with his fighting words, "You know what you're dealing with here? I'm Randy f***ing Marsh, the heart and soul of South Park itself! You wanna come in here and get some of me?"
"I don't know, why don't you get some of me yourself?" Clover answered before telling Randy to bring it on.
Randy quickly obliged as he attempted to strike the ladder towards Clover, only for the blonde spy to duck right down. When Randy turned around, Sam, Alex and Clover immediately struck him down with a triple dropkick that sent the ladder crashing down on top of Randy itself!
"Triple dropkick right to the ladder!" Joey shouted out.
"Oh damn, that might've knocked him cold!" Booker replied.
"Marsh may be done for if the three teens have their way!" Corey said, fearing for the worst for Randy to happen.
It was about to feel that way for Randy as both Sam, Alex and Clover all picked him right back up to his feet and threw him over the top rope and out to the floor, eliminating him from the Rumble entirely to a very mixed reaction (although it was mostly cheers).
"And Randy Marsh is done!" Booker replied again.
"Back to South Park for this father because he's heading back to the showers!" Joey exclaimed.
28th Elimination: Randy Marsh; Eliminated by: Alex, Sam & Clover; Duration: 2:20
Randy Marsh attempted to get back to the ring right away, but unfortunately for him, the rest of the referees all approached him and held him back for his safety. Randy however, would take no for an answer right away and started shoving and punching them one-by-one.
"Wait, what the-?" Joey gasped.
"He can't frickin' do that!" Booker T exclaimed.
"Well, can you blame him, Book?" Corey asked Booker, "He got eliminated by those no-good catsuit-wearing teenagers!"
"You better watch what you're saying, Corey!" Joey explained. "If you rub those women the wrong way, they can make you regret it!"
"I'm sitting far away from them," Corey replied to Joey, "As long as they're in that ring, they can't do crap to me."
"Not unless I toss your ass in that ring!" Booker muttered to himself.
The commotion between an angry Randy and the referees got so personal that even security started coming in through the barricade and tackled Randy Marsh as a way to hold him down, even going so far to throw in a few shots right to a constrained Randy in response.
"And here comes the security!" Joey Styles exclaimed.
"About time someone had to calm that madman down! He's nuts!" Booker exclaimed as well.
Right as he was struggling to break free though, Randy shouted to the security, "You arresting me? Arresting me for what? I'm not allowed to stand up for myself? I thought this was America!"
"Um, doesn't someone tell Randy that this IS America?" Booker asked both Joey and Corey.
"What is with him? Is he braindead?" shrugged a confused Corey Graves.
As the rest of the security were busy cuffing Randy Marsh out of here, Monty Monogram was busy recovering from outside the ring apron when Marshal Moo Montana came out of nowhere and latched onto Monty's entire face with an Iron Claw!
"Whoa, Marshal Moo's got the claw out!" Booker T quickly pointed out.
"Paying tribute to the legendary Von Erich family!" Joey exclaimed.
Unfortunately for Marshal Moo, he couldn't hold on for long as Monty managed to grab onto Marshall Moo's horns and sent the cow's neck right to the ropes in a very sneaky hotshot.
"Oh, that can't feel good for the cowboy!" Joey shook his head.
"Monty proving to be dirtier than Ric Flair it seems!" Corey nodded.
"I'm not lying, the kid's got a LONG way to go before he can be called the new Dirtiest Player in the Game." Booker reminded Corey right away.
With Marshal Moo struggling to get on his feet, Monty took the time to take off his signature gray hoodie in place of a blue AJ Styles tank-top while adjusting one of the elbow pads he got on.
When Marshal Moo turned around, Monty leaped off the ropes and decked Marshal Moo with a big Phenomenal Forearm!
"There it is, a Phenomenal Forearm!" Joey Styles pointed out as well.
"He's definitely got AJ Styles living inside him!" nodded Corey Graves.
"No doubt about that," Booker grinned. "Monty's showing his tribute to his favorite wrestler, and I've got faith in him."
Monty took this time to pose in front of the crowd, who were now screaming and cheering for him every possible way they were taking.
However, he soon turned around only for Hilda to come hopping on Marshal Moo's back and grab onto Monty's entire head, planting him to the mat for a big jumping tornado DDT!
"Whoa, what a move!" Corey said, nearly leaping out of his seat.
"Hilda came in and ate Monty's words right away with a jumping tornado DDT!" Joey Styles exclaimed.
"And she used Marshal Moo as a trampoline in the process!" Booker T pointed out once more.
The move was more than enough to get Monty Monogram knocked out for the time being.
And it was more than enough for Hilda to capitalize on a fallen Monty as the teal-haired girl ascended up to the top rope, hoping to pull off something high-risk on the son of Major Monogram himself.
"Hilda's going up the top floor right now!" Booker T exclaimed.
"That's not a place where you want to be right now, Book!" Corey shook his head as if something bad was gonna happen to Hilda.
Hilda was about to prove that statement wrong in Corey's eyes.
After a big deep breath, Hilda jumped right off the top rope and nailed Monty with a big 450 Splash, forcing the younger Monogram to hold his ribs in excruciating pain.
"450 Splash! Hilda nails the 450 Splash!" Joey exclaimed.
"Monty's gonna want to feel that when he wakes up in the morning!" Booker T replied.
"I just want to hope he forgets after this Rumble is over!" Corey nodded on behalf.
As Monty continued to struggle on his recovery, the crowd immediately broke away from the ring and back to the stage to see the countdown clock light up on the titantron as they were waiting on the next entrant's arrival.
"I think we're about to be greeted with our next entrant, guys!" Booker T pointed out to the stage, "Who's gonna be number 43?"
10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… *BZZT!*
Entrant #43: Carmen Sandiego
As the buzzer blared out once more, the Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego theme by Rockapella started to play throughout Lambeau Field as a woman dressed in a sleek black catsuit (which was covered by a long red trenchcoat), long beautiful brown hair, tanned skin and signature red hat came out through the curtain riding a motorbike down the aisle to a big pop from the entire crowd themselves.
"Whoa, you talk about making an entrance!" Booker T exclaimed.
"This entrance no doubt belongs to our next entrant, Carmen Sandiego from the self-titled Netflix reboot!" Joey Styles introduced right away.
"I really didn't know she was back," Corey shrugged out, "I thought it was one of the audience members who dressed up in a horribly bad Carmen Sandiego cosplay!"
"You obviously need to watch more Netflix, Corey!" Booker said, reminding the Savior of Misbehavior.
Before she could get herself in the ring though, Carmen Sandiego searched for a weapon to use under the apron only to pull out a big long table that reached from the ring to the barricade.
"Oh my goodness…" Booker T gulped.
"I hate to see someone who's about to get the hard end of that!" Corey said, pointing to the table.
"Well, this is the Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble, so things like this are gonna be bound to happen one way or another!" Joey mentioned to his partners.
After she was busy setting up the table up, she got on the apron only to see Raven Queen attempt to strike her with a kick. Carmen saw it coming right away and blocked it and struck back on Raven with a shoulder block, followed by a slingshot DDT!
"What a way for her to enter!" Corey exclaimed.
"I bet you Raven's gonna feel the effects of that slingshot DDT!" Joey Styles pointed out.
"She made the wrong move going up against a thief like Carmen." Booker T replied to Joey.
After Carmen got right back up, she saw Marco Diaz trying to get Finn The Human with a top rope superplex on the top right turnbuckle. This gave Carmen an idea as the thief came up to Marco and slammed her fist right on Marco's back, stunning him for the moment.
"Uh-oh, what's Carmen got on her mind?" Corey raised his eyebrow.
And then, Carmen went right around Marco and lifted him up, slamming him down with a powerbomb right at the same time Marco superplexed Finn all the way down!
"Tower of Doom!" Joey shouted out.
"Carmen is cleaning house in this here Rumble!" Booker T smirked out as well.
"I'll say, she's not bad for a thief." Corey nodded, "I would be surprised if she steals the whole entire Rumble."
"Hey just because she's a master thief, that doesn't give you the right to call her a criminal." Booker replied.
"I'm just stating the facts, Book. Don't snap at me like that." Corey said, defending himself in front of Booker.
As Booker T was busy showing Corey his "five across the eyes" hand gesture in front of his face, both Alex, Sam and Clover were continuing their dominance in the match as they immediately caught Spectra Vondergeist with a double back suplex (of course, it was only Sam and Alex who did that move to her).
"Impressive double back suplex by the teenage spies themselves." Joey pointed out.
"Hey, Joey, you think it's too late to change my favorite now? Because trust me, these three are killing it in this match!" Booker T said, pointing to the three girls dominating in the ring right now.
"Hey, if you feel like it Booker, go ahead!" Joey nodded over to Booker.
Corey then rolled his eyes at Booker T and groaned, "Yeah, go play cheerleader for your favorites instead of being an non-bias commentator like always."
"At least I'm not an annoying commentator who kisses Baron Corbin's ass 24/7." Booker T smirked back to Corey, who muttered angrily to himself in return.
"At least I'm loyal to the boss!" Graves fired back.
"You still kiss his ass too." Booker T smirked in Corey's face before Joey high-fived him.
The trio continued their momentum, Marshal Moo Montana had "Razor" Jake Clawson up in the air into a powerbomb position, looking to slam him down on the mat. However, Razor immediately started to strike the cowboy in the face with a flurry full of fist shots in order to rough him up.
"Look what we have happening here, fellas!" Joey mentioned to his partners.
"It looks like Marshal Moo's about to set an example of Jake Clawson, ladies and gentleman!" Corey exclaimed.
"Well it looks like Jake Clawson isn't going down without a fight, I can tell you that." Booker explained.
The shots immediately forced Marshal Moo to tumble forward the ropes, and before anyone knew it, Razor hurricanrana'ed both himself and Marshal Moo over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating themselves from the entire Rumble!
"I guess that's one way to get out!" Corey exclaimed once more.
"Yeah, but it looks like both Razor and Marshal Moo got eliminated in the process!" Joey pointed out.
"Both men are headed for the showers tonight!" Booker T nodded.
29th Elimination: "Razor" Jake Clawson; Eliminated by: Marshal Moo Montana; Duration: 11:40
30th Elimination: Marshal Moo Montana; Eliminated by: "Razor" Jake Clawson; Duration: 4:40
While both Razor and Marshall Moo left ringside, Clover shouted out a battle cry (Roman Reigns style) as both Sam and Alex scooped up Spectra on top of Clover's shoulders before slamming the beautiful violet-haired ghoul with a triple powerbomb!
"Look at that!" Booker pointed out in excitement.
"Clover, Sam and Alex are showing their shades of The Shield here tonight!" Joey exclaimed.
"Maybe if Sam grew a beard like Roman Reigns, they can definitely be the New Shield." Corey Graves said with a snarky smirk.
"You are such a jackass, Graves!" Booker commented.
"It's not my fault you can't take a damn joke!" Corey replied to Booker.
"Well, to be honest, you're not ACTUALLY funny." Joey muttered to Corey, who angered himself even more.
While Alex, Sam and Clover did the famous Shield fist bump to a huge wave of cheers, the ovation soon died down as the crowd looked toward to the stage to see the Rumble clock light up for its next entrant.
"Anyway, I think we're about to see #44 make his way momentarily!" Joey said, pointing to the titantron.
10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… *BZZT!*
Entrant #44: Eddy (Ed, Edd n Eddy)
After the buzzer sounded off for the 43rd straight consecutive time, Dean Ambrose's theme song started to play out as a short 12-year old kid with three hairs on his head and dressed up in a signature yellow shirt, blue jeans and red sneakers came out through the curtain, taping up his hands with white tape before being greeted by another big reaction from the Green Bay faithful.
"Damn, I was hoping Dean Ambrose would compete in this thing!" Corey Graves groaned to himself.
"Yeah, well, he may not be Dean Ambrose himself, but he definitely comes close to the real deal," Joey nodded before replying, "And that of course is Eddy from Cartoon Network's longest-running series, Ed, Edd n Eddy!"
"This moneymaker is definitely ready to play here tonight!" Booker nodded out.
"No question about it, Book!" Joey replied.
Eddy soon got in the ring and immediately went to work right away, decking both Bart Simpson and Samurai Jack with steel chairs before taking Bart's head and driving him down the chair with a Dirty Deeds double-arm DDT.
"Talk about Dirty Deeds!" Joey nodded.
"And no doubt they're done dirt cheap!" Booker nodded as well.
While that went on, Corey started to somehow look at his phone for some reason. He somehow gasped at what he saw, "Hey Joey, I didn't know this, but remember that Marshal Moo guy?"
"Yeah, he got eliminated not too long ago." Joey Styles nodded to Corey.
"Somehow, his show got a Konami arcade game made out ot it!" Corey replied.
"I wouldn't doubt it, Graves!" Booker pointed out. "The Wild West C.O.W. Boys of Moo Mesa are probably owned by Ryan Brown, the same man that created the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles." [1]
Eddy continued his momentum right away as the moneymaker got socked with a stiff forearm by Phineas. However, the impact only forced Eddy to see-saw to the ropes before he bounced back with a big clothesline straight to Phineas's face.
"Oh, night-night, Phineas!" Joey Styles hissed in pain.
"He may have broken him into tiny bite-size Doritos!" Corey exclaimed.
"You're just saying that because his head is shaped like a big Dorito." Booker replied to Corey.
"Sorry, it just came to me." Corey nodded, "Whenever I see Phineas, my mind is just switching to Doritos."
"Then go get some at the catering table if you're hungry!" Joey insisted to Corey right to his face.
"We have a job to do right now, so I really can't do that." Corey replied.
"Then why don't you stop making those damn Doritos jokes about Phineas's head for once?" Booker snapped.
While the arguing continued on between Booker and Corey, Hilda was busy taking care of Monty Monogram herself as the teal-haired girl wrapped her legs around his and locked in a big huge Figure 4 Leglock, making the younger Monogram scream in excruciating pain!
"Figure 4 Leglock! Hilda's got it locked in!" Joey Styles pointed out.
"It won't matter anyway since she's gotta eliminate her opponent over the top and onto the floor!" Corey nodded, "Eliminating Monty via submission won't count!"
"Maybe not Corey, but what I can do is make Monty limp enough for him to be thrown over!" Joey reminded the Savior of Misbehavior.
While Monty struggled to fight back however, Marco Diaz started to join in as he got his legs around Monty's head and locked in a Figure 4 necklock, now making the struggling look worse for Monty right now!
"Take a look at this!" Joey quickly pointed out.
"Monty Monogram is trapped between a girl, a boy and a hard place!" Corey pointed out as well.
"This looks like something I'd see in the original ECW!" Joey exclaimed to the tattooed commentator.
"If Monty doesn't find a way out of this soon," Booker explained. "He might be facing elimination right away!"
Luckily for Monty, he didn't have to worry about that sort of thing happening as Carmen Sandiego came running in and hit a big leg drop on Hilda's chest, finally breaking the hold although Marco Diaz still held in the necklock.
"I guess you can thank Carmen Sandiego for the help!" Corey nodded.
"Yeah, but Marco's still got the necklock locked in!" Joey exclaimed, "So it looks like Monty's not quite out of the woods yet!"
He struggled to break free for a few seconds before Monty managed to give himself a second wind, finally turning himself over and breaking free from the submission move entirely.
"He's finally free!" Booker T replied.
Marco soon got up, only for Monty to kick him right in the gut and sent the kung-fu-loving teen upside down before Monty slammed his body down the mat with another Styles Clash!
"Monty Monogram with yet another Styles Clash!" Joey exclaimed.
"I think Monty's definitely gonna have his work cut out for him if he's gonna keep it up to the end!" Booker replied, agreeing with Joey.
Monty immediately posed again for the crowd, AJ Styles-style, when all of a sudden, Samurai Jack came in out of nowhere and decked Monty with a big german suplex!
"Big german out of nowhere by Samurai Jack!" Corey said in excitement.
"That's what happens when you boast too much! Your guard is apparently gonna be down like it or not." Booker replied, agreeing with Corey for once.
Samurai Jack soon got Monty up, only to turn the younger Monogram around and blast him with a big Rainmaker lariat!
"RAINMAKER!" Joey shouted like a Japanese commentator.
"That might have turned Monty Monogram upside down!" Booker said with a gulp forming inside his throat.
As Monty spent his time laying motionless on the mat, the crowd all looked to the titantron once more as the Rumble clock ticked down to its 45th entrant of the match.
"Heads up everyone, we got Number 45 coming it's way right now!" Corey said, pointing to the stage.
10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… *BZZT!*
Entrant #45: Dipper Pines (Gravity Falls)
The buzzer sounded yet again, only for the crowd's ears to be treated to the tune of "Hangar 18" by Megadeth playing through the sound-speakers. What followed after that was the appearance of a kid who was dressed in a red t-shirt (which was covered by a blue vest), olive jeans, white socks, black shoes, brown hair and signature blue pine-tree hat. The kid immediately ate up all the cheers that were thrown at him through a distance, which just needed to be the energy this entrant needed to enter this match.
"I think this Rumble just got a little paranormal, guys!" Booker said to both Joey and Corey.
"And without a doubt, Dipper Pines from Disney's Gravity Falls is here to make this happen!" Joey nodded alongside Booker T.
"Yeah, that's just what we need in this Rumble. More kids!" Corey rolled his eyes in annoyance.
"It wouldn't hurt for you to be nice about this whole thing." Booker T said to Corey, "After all, they sure as hell surprising you here tonight, Corey."
"Nobody is surprising me at all, because a lot of these characters are stupid, lame and pathetic!" Corey grumbled.
Dipper Pines soon got on the apron, and as once as Eddy approached him, the youngster from Gravity Falls immediately struck with a big slingshot spear!
"Impressive slingshot spear by Dipper!" Joey hesitantly shouted.
"You ever feel like you've seen something like that before, Joey?" Booker T asked the ECW great.
"Ask Johnny Gargano!" Joey Styles nodded.
As Dipper got right up, he turned around only for Sam to attempt a kick to the 13-year old. But Dipper used his reflexes very well, catching her foot right in time.
"Sam trying to get Dipper right by surprise." Corey replied.
"But that young man definitely saw her coming!" Booker T nodded.
Dipper immediately swung Sam's foot around, only for the redhead to attempt a Dragon Whip wheel kick. But Dipper used his smarts once again to duck down, forcing Sam to strike Alex instead!
"Uh-oh, that may be an accident!" Joey shook his head.
"Dipper just outsmarted Sam by a longshot!" Booker T quickly pointed out.
Sam soon got up to her feet only to realize she had hit her partner by total accident. As Alex was shaking some nerves off from that accidental attack, Sam decided to check up on her only for Alex to push her right away.
"Hey, what gives?" Sam shouted to Alex.
"What gives? You freaking hit me!" Alex shouted back to his partner.
"It was a total accident, I swear!" Sam said, backing away from her now pissed-off partner.
"I think we got some fraction happening going on here!" Booker pointed out.
"I know, Sam hit her own partner!" Corey said to Booker.
"Wha-? It was an accident!" Joey replied to Corey.
"You saw what went down there," Corey replied to Joey, "Sam got jealous of Alex so she decked her good."
"Are you blind, or just a great big jackass, Corey?" Booker said, glaring angrily at Corey. "I saw the whole thing on my own two eyes! It was an accident plain and simple!"
"Just ignore Corey, Book. He OBVIOUSLY can't be reasoned with!" Joey said to Booker before angrily glaring at Corey as well.
Clover immediately got a hand on Dipper for a second before turning around to see her spy friends verbally fight against one another. He let him go right away and decided to solve this little problem herself.
"Hey hey hey, what's going on here?!" Clover said to both Sam and Alex, who were being split apart.
"Sam attacked me!" Alex said to Clover in a hesitant mood.
Sam then shook her head as he said to Clover, "I didn't mean to do that to her. I was trying to get Dipper! It was all just an accident!"
"Look, I don't care what's going on between you two." Clover said to the two before replying, "What matters is that we try to stick together as one until we're the final three left standing, you got that?!"
"You can see that Clover is trying to talk some sense into her friends." Joey explained.
Corey then chuckled annoyingly as he said to Joey, "If I were her, I'd side with Alex and turn on Sam too."
"I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear you say that!" Booker sneered at Corey.
After some more of Clover's talking, it took a while for Alex to finally understand Sam's accidental intentions. It wouldn't be long before both Dipper Pines and Bart Simpson connected the girls with a double dropkick, knocking all three spies down like a trio of bowling pins after a spare!
"Dipper and Bart capitalizing right away!" Joey exclaimed right away.
"Guess the three were too busy playing make-up to figure out what went on!" Corey pointed out close-up.
Seeing Sam, Alex and Clover on the ropes, both Dipper and Bart decided to channel their inner Rey Mysterios by running toward the ropes and back again, hitting Sam, Alex and Clover with a 619!
"Double 619 by Dipper and Bart!" Joey shouted a bit excitingly.
"Incredible teamwork by these two boys!" Booker nodded, feeling impressed by the two before saying to Corey, "Looks like these two are definitely changing your mind today!"
"Yeah right, like you or those two brats know what I'm thinking!" Corey rolled his eyes.
"I think Corey's just jealous because Bart and Dipper are showing their shades of Rey Mysterio tonight!" Joey stated.
As Alex, Sam and Clover were still reeling from that double 619, Raven Queen started carrying Spectra Vondergeist on her shoulders in a Samoan Drop position before going up on the middle rope with Spectra still attached to her shoulders.
"I think this is definitely gonna be bad news for Spectra!" Booker exclaimed, fearing for the worst.
Raven Queen was looking to give Spectra an Attitude Adjustment at first before the ghoul quickly turned things around by swinging her body around and flipping Raven all the way down with a middle rope hurricanrana!
"Oh my god!" Joey said, gasping out of his seat.
"That's gotta be an impressive counter right there!" Booker nodded.
"No kidding, that may be enough to cause Raven a bit of whiplash here!" Corey nodded as well.
While Raven Queen found herself counting stars on the mat, the spat between Clover, Sam and Alex from earlier took up a bit of Rumble time, which was more than enough for the Rumble clock to light up the titantron, which indicated that another entrant was about to enter the matchup right away.
"We're about to see another entrant coming in the Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble!" Joey exclaimed, "Who will it be?"
To be continued...
[1] - Just to correct my good buddy The Amazing Ghost Musician, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was created by Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird. Just figured I'd let him know.
Well, enough about that, it's STAT TIME tonight!:
Entrants in the ring: 15
Entrants eliminated: 30
Entrants left to go: 55
Eliminated: Lynn Loud Jr., Patrick Star, Johnny Bravo, Mordecai, Hank Hill, "Granddad" Robert Freeman, Rolf, Charlie Brown, Jimmy Neutron, Scrooge McDuck, Stan Smith, Jude Lizowski, Shadowcat, Peter Griffin, Pacifica Northwest, Ben Tennyson, Fred Flintstone, George Jetson, Shaggy Rogers, Arnold Shortman, Queen Tyr'ahnee, Philip J. Fry, Pinkie Pie, Yosemite Sam, She-Ra, Launchpad McQuack, Coop Cooplowski, Randy Marsh, "Razor" Jake Clawson and Marshal Moo Montana
Still in the ring: Samurai Jack, Raven Queen, Sam, Hilda, Spectra Vondergeist, Alex, Bart Simpson, Marco Diaz, Phineas Flynn, Finn The Human, Monty Monogram, Clover, Carmen Sandiego, Eddy and Dipper Pines
Shortest time: Patrick Star - Record: 0:03
Longest time: Samurai Jack - Pretty much 44 minutes and counting
Will Clover, Sam and Alex try to keep each other on the same page?
Is Dipper Pines gonna keep his momentum?
Is writing this chapter gonna me go on a Wild West C.O.W. Boys of Moo-Mesa watching binge on YouTube?
Of course, we all know that third answer is basically yes, but the rest of the answers will be answered coming next chapter, so be sure you stay tuned until then. Until next time, cheers!