CLST was getting onstage humming the Muppets Tonight theme song and remembered what Clifford said in the pilot, "No matter what happens have fun."
"Welcome to the Muppet Tonights Reboot" shouted Nosy on the announcements, "And here's your host, Clifford."
"Welcome to the Muppets Tonight Reboot" shouted Clifford, "The newest show that is going to make aliens all over the country say, "Let's glow!" to start things off, we welcome our newly discovered act."
Cho and Teal didn't know about the first act, but Sunny and Lec do, "Let's us take care of it" Sunny shouted, "Lec and I discovered them yesterday while competing for dinner on Sugar Rush."
"All the way from Detroit, Michigan," shouted Lec "The modern Kiss tribute band, The Detroit Dames"
Four girls who looked like Kiss came up singing, "I Was Made For Loving You, Baby" while playing with CLST's Instruments, "Are these girls dangerous?" asked Cho.
"Yeah" Lec replied, "But they promised not to break our instruments, they don't want to get in trouble with another company."
The female variant of The Demon started breathing fire, which scared Clifford away, "Those babes are crazy." said Clifford as he saw Poe organizing the gigs, "Poe, when are those Glitter Force going to show up."
"In a few minutes" Poe replied, "I don't think Lily could handle The Dark Angel really well."
After Poe left, The Detroit Dames wrapped up their performance and ran off the stage. Sparky told the other Experiments to cue the Bay of Alienwatch, which is like Bay of Pigswatch.
"This job is too hard!" shouted a familiar voice.
It was Andy and Randy Pig, they were here, because Miss. Piggy wanted her two nephew to have a job where they don't break anything, "Not again" growled Clifford, "This is going to be worse than the time when they worked for me in the original run."
The four dark females came into the hallway, "Look at the ugly pigs playing with the sound system."
"Listen, toots" Randy said, "You better eat your beans before you, you know what."
"Names Jean" said the female, "And you better not mess up with my gear, or else I'll beat you up, and I mean it."
Andy and Randy started to get scared, "Easy Jean" said the female Star-Cild, "The counselor at school said that you need to control your temper."
"Paula" Jean replied, "Amps and stereo systems are expensive."
The female Spaceman came up to Andy and Randy, "Do you dream of falling into the blackholes of the Andromeda Galaxy and turning into dust" said the feminine Spaceman
"Easy, Nancy" Paula said, "We don't want you frightening the crew again."
The female Catman started drinking from a water container like a REAL cat, "Jenilee" Paula said, "Not here"
"Why are you calling eachother by your real names?" Randy said, "Shouldn't you be calling yourself by your stage names."
"It was Paula's idea so we can act, "Normal" Jean growled, "I found it lame, but they always say, "Be yourself"
Rizzo saw the entire thing and rushed off to Clifford to warn him about Jean's rudeness, "Cliff" Rizzo whispered, "We can't let The Glitter Force nor The Detroit Dames see each other. The Dark Angel will just make fun of them for their girly nature."
"Your right" Clifford replied, "Jean is ruder than I thought"
Rizzo went into their dressing room, so they won't find out about The Glitter Force, "So ladies" he asked, "What's a bunch of dark divas like you doing here."
"This" Paula said as she showed a painting of herself on a comet.
"What's that a painting of" asked Rizzo
"The Comet-Kid." Paula answered, "It's also my stage name, Nancy is the Galatic Chick and Jenilee is the Kitty Chick."
"And you know I'm the Dark Angel." Jean replied, "Now fetch me my cobra black nail polish or else i'll give you rabies."
Without a choice, Rizzo got her cobra black nail polish.
"Rizzo looks likes he's been probed by a martian on pluto" said Galactic Kid.
"Maybe we should give him some yarn." suggested Kitty Chick.
Back onstage, Clifford began to introduce The Glitter Force. All five girls came in wearing Little Mermaid apparel.
A fabulous shimmer, a glow in your heart- Glitter Lucky
When you mess with me, your playing with fire- Glitter Sunny
Puppies and kittens, the power of love- Glitter Peace
A force as strong as life itself- Glitter Spring
Cool and swift as the winter wind- Glitter Breeze
Time to blaze away to a happy ending, shining bright, here comes The Glitter Force.
"It's good to have you lovely ladies on the show," he said, "I heard your going to do a charity concert this July."
"It's called: Glitter Force Little Mermaid Concert" explained Chloe, "It's where we dance to the songs from songs from the 1980s movie, "The Little Mermaid" we also take turns dancing to one of the songs by ourself."
"Can you show us one of your dances, please" Clifford asked.
"Do me" shouted Emily, "I'm going to dance to Under The Sea, it's my favorite song from Disney."
CLST started to play Under The Sea with Emily and Candy dancing. Then out of nowhere, a bunch of Muppet Sea Creatures came out of nowhere and danced along with them.
Andy and Randy started developing a huge crush on Emily. Backstage, Janet Van Dyne saw them trying to get onstage to flirt with her, but she took her husband's double grabbling hook and dragged them to The Detroit Dames dressing room, "Listen boys" she said in a whisper, "We don't want you ruining Emily's act."
"You mean Glitter Lucky" shouted as Janet covered his maps.
The Detroit Divas were shocked by this, "Glitter Lucky" Jean recalled, "That clumsy fairy-tale loving leader of The Glitter Force."
"That's amazing" Kitty Chick smiled, "I loved it when they met the Jubiland version of Puss In Boots, he's my favorite fairytale character."
"What are those sissy girly dancers stealing our spotlight?" asked Dark Angel. "They think they can hog my attention."
"Dark Angel" said Kitty Chick, "We're not stealing Glitter Force's thunder, no offense Space Chick."
"None taken" Space Chick replied, "We don't want the Glitter Force to be part of Space Probe."
"As in that little game where they use an egg beater to confess people's dark secrets." Rizzo replied, "Gonzo did that to me once for our webshow: Gonzo and Rizzo's Incredible Discovery."
"Something like that." Space Chick replied.
After The Glitter Force got onstage, Angel came up to perform "My Heart Will Go On" with Rey on piano, "Sounds like these piano lessons paid off." Rey said to herself.
"Look at there" Statler said in the audience, "A ray of tunes."
"Having to heart to go on and off the stage." Waldorf heckled.
They laughed their do-ho-ho-ho-ho while the audience got annoyed by their laughing.
The Glitter Force were giving the Experiments their autographs while Dark Angel looked at their Little Mermaid cosplay outfits. She rolled her eyes, knowing that they look ridiculous.
"Girls! Girls!" shouted Poe, "We got a show to run, Puss in Boots is going to perform These Boots Are Made for Walking."
"Boots are made for walking?" asked Dark Angel, "Why didn't you say so."
Onstage, Puss in Boots started singing the famous Nancy Sinatra song. Dark Angel came up, took Lec's guitar again, and did a heavy metal version of the song. As she was about to do a wail, she saw her friends without their makeup, wearing flamenco dresses, and stop, "You know" she said, "I ain't going to steal the show. I can't destroy the band's reputation."
Her friends came up and hugged her, "We're proud of you Jean." smiled Paula.
Candy then decided to use her Dress Glitter Charm to change her outfit into a flamenco outfit and removed her Dark Angel makeup, "So that's what you look like without your makeup." Teal said.
"You think that the makeup is real?" asked Lec, "Your wrong."
Candy then decided to let The Glitter Force in on the action. Afterwords, Clifford came up on stage.
"Let's give it up for The Glitter Force and The Detroit Dames!" shouted Clifford.
Everyone applauded.
After the show, Andy and Randy were wearing Dark Angel and Glitter Lucky's costumes. The Detroit Dames and The Glitter Force came in wearing their regular clothes and were angry at them for playing with their costumes. Andy and Randy got so scared they ran away.
The End.
Note: Janet Van Dyne was played by Michelle Pfeiffer, who was the first guest star on Muppets Tonight.