Clifford and C3PO was waiting in the halls for an elder celebrity. Eddie Burnish came into the halls with his two grandkids in his arms. Dorothy is now a pre-teen and Harold is now a teenager. They explained that Mr. Burnish has been getting some heart conditions lately and they agreed to look after him and his health, "I must say Master Harold and Mistress Dorothy" Threepio, "You two look so much older than when we met you in the Himalayas."

A mouse came up to Threepio, much to his dismay, "This is Duchess JR." Harold explained, "Daughter of the original Duchess."

"And Whoopi is still doing great?" Threepio asked.

"Whoop!" shouted Whoopi.

"She's still got it" Dorothy said as Whoopi crawled on her.

Cinderella dressed in yella,
Went upstairs to kiss her fella.
By mistake she kissed a snake,
How many doctors will it take?

In his dressing room, they saw The Backyard Gang playing with an anaconda. Eddie hit the anaconda with his cane, "Keep away from those kids you snake." he shouted.

The anaconda frowned about what he's going through, "Be careful with it children." Eddie said, "You could've been constricted. Plus this makes a good snake belt."

Harold and Dorothy were horrofied by this, "GRANDPA" they shouted.

"Sorry, Kids" Eddie replied, "I still have that little poaching habit."

"Now, now" Harold replied, "Remember that yeti saved your life when you were a chap, plus you feared that magical creatures would be exposed.

"Your right Harold." Eddie replied, "Master Clifford, show me around the studios."

After they left, Threepio wondered something, "Listen here" he said, "Where on earth did you get that anaconda?"

"Mr. Rocket gave it to us." Michael explained, "He consider this a jumprope."

"Oh no." Threepio said as he picked up the anaconda, "He must've told this from the Central Park Zoo and tried to use it to eat you guys."

Threepio decided to get Kermit and explained what's going on.

Later, Clifford was announcing the apperance of Eddie Burnish, "Before we begin" shouted Clifford, "Let's all here another one of Dr. Jookiba's Tales from The Evil Genius"

On Tales From The Evil Genius, Jumbaa was going through some fan mail when he came across a letter, saying that if he should do "She Blinded Me With Science" he knew that he sang that once for karaoke and decided to do it again.

Backstage, The Backyard Gang was learning more about operating cameras when Adam pressed a button, which activated the disco lights, much to the audiences delight. THey pressed more buttons and ratings went through the roof. "Kids" shouted Rocky, "Stop playing with them and watch The Owl Patrol."

"Owl Patrol" asked Donna, "What's that?"

"North India 1944" Nosy announced, "General Izzard's enemy are behind enemy line. What follows is the true story of The Owls Patrol."

Mr. Burnish was General Izzard and a bunch of Equestrian Owls were his soliders in World War II. During the sketch, they did a bunch of owl puns and ended it with a grenade bomb.

After the sketch, Mr. Burnish came out with The Backyard Gang stairing at him, "It's not polite to stare children." he said.

"We know" said Michael, "But we want to here some of your advice on animals."

"Let me give you something" whispered Mr. Burnish, "If you want to keep bamboo fairies from flying away, you have to make sure that pandas don't eat all of it."

"Bamboo fairies?" Donna asked, "That's amazing."

"And now is time for Gonzo's and Rizzo's" shouted Nosy as Gonzo and Rizzo came onstage.

INCREDIBLE DISCOVERY

"Not Gonzo and Rizzo's Incredible Discovery" growled Kermit, "We only had one episode when John Goodman came and we cancelled because we didn't want to spend our money on health insurance."

"Maybe we can help Mr. Gonzo" suggested Derek.

"That's what I was thinking" Rocket said, "I already set up a phiranna moat."

Little did they know, is that Rocket plans to send The Backyard Gang into the moat, that way he won't be bothered by their antics ever again.

After Gonzo and Rizzo eats 200 chili peppers at once, to show that it hurts, Rocket comes in, "I've got an Incredible Discovery dudes" shouted Rocket, "When you place your friend in a phirana moat!"

Unfortunately for him, The Backyard Gang tossed him up and placed him in the moat, "It hurts!" shotued The Backyard Gang as they ran offstage.

"Get back here you crootaken brats!" shouted Rocket as he swam out of that vat, "One of those days, those kids will eat their words."

After they cleaned up the studio, Clifford decided to show a blast from the past when Eddie was on Chris, the talk show.

In his dressing room, The Backyard Gang was playing Banana Ball with Animal. Banana Ball is a game where they can see how far they can toss a banana, Animal fetches it, and he tosses it into the butterfly net. Mr. Burnish thought about trying it, but he feared that Harold and Dorothy would get mad at him for being reckless, again.

Just then, he acidentally slipped on a banana peel, went out the open window, and landed in a truckload of mousetraps, "Where's Eddie" Clifford asked as he came into his dressing room, "Please tell me he's relaxing."

"He is Mr. Clifford." Tina answered, "He's relaxing in a truck of mouse traps."

"It's a good thing i'm here" Dr. Van Nuter shouted, "Let's take you to the infirmary."

"Uh oh" Clifford said, "This can't be good."

"What" asked Luci, "The Infirmary is like a nurse's office at school."

"You kids don't understand" Clifford said, "Most of Dr. Van Nuter's medical treatments involve science experiments and he might turn into a real owl."

The Backyard Gang realized that they made a terrible mistake of playing Banana Ball indoors, while it was raining outside. So they decided to check on him in the infirmary and get him onstage for the final act. Dorothy and Harold saw what was going on and decided to help, because they didn't want their grandfather to spend all his money on medical insurance, again.

Back onstage, Kermit introduced Johnny Fiama. He was telling the audience that in his mind, every day is Valentine's Day, so he decided to sing a song to a lovely female audience member. As for Sal, he got Rose onstage, "I told you to get someone from the audience" Johnny said to his monkey bouncer.

"Sorry Johnny" Sal said, "But Rose is the only who loves your latest hit."

Rose sat down at the table and saw that there was veal with a side of asparagus, "Johnny," she said, "This is nice, but I already had my dinner before I left."

"Then I'll eat it" shouted Sal, "I can't let good food go to waste."

Much to her horror, Rose left for backstage. She told the Experiments to cue Big Mean Carl at once. They all remembered him as the Muppet who has a large appetite.

Onstage, Carl ate some bagpipes and burped infront of the audience.

In the infirmary, The Backyard Gang, Harold, and Dorothy were looking around for Mr. Burnish when they saw him in his room, feeling alright. "I'm so glad your here kids" said Mr. Burnish, "Dr. Van Nuter hasn't performed his experiments on me. He's worse than Dr. Zara."

"Believe me," Adam said, "His Tales from The Vet are very scary."

"But don't worry" Megan said, "We're getting you onstage as fast as we can."

They rushed out of the infirmary as fast as lightning.

Back onstage, Clifford announced the substitute final act of the evening, CLST performing, "Feeling Alright" with Sully on vocals.

In the middle of the performance, The Burnish's and The Backyard Gang rolled onstage and joined him onstage.

Everyone cheered.

Clifford came up to Mr. Burnish to see if he's alright, "Out of all things considered" said Mr. Burnish, "This is one of the craziest experiences I'd ever had."

"That's what the other guest stars say" Clifford replied.

The End.