Who Are You, Who, Who?

Rose ran around the TARDIS trying her best to stay out of the way of the doctor. He was running around hitting this, moving a lever here or there, shouting at one point, and looking crazed at all times. Over all this the TARDIS had decided this was the perfect time to play The Who's song Who Are you as loud as she could. A young man with glasses, very messy black hair and green eyes was laughing his head off while a very annoyed Severus Snape sat on the floor watching a small prisoner trying to make himself even smaller. This was hard to do for Doctor Loveless as he was only three feet tall as it was and going smaller was really not an option. He was clad in a uniform while Severus was clad in the trademark Severus Snape outfit of high collared frock coat, trousers and heavy buckled boots with long masters robes over all that matched his hair and eyes, which were black.

"Can you get this ruddy thing under control?" Severus shouted.

"I am doing the best I can!" The Doctor shouted kicking a lever getting the TARDIS to level out "ah much better!"

"What did I miss?" Jack Harkness said walking up (don't, just don't, really don't) "ah we almost there?"

"Yea, we are there." The doctor said as the TARDIS came to a stop and started to purr, "well almost, anyway time to get you back where you belong."

"You can't do this, I was having so much fun!" Doctor Loveless said, "you ruined everything!"

"You sir were out of your time, that is cheating." Harry replied, "not very nice."

Jack bounded out of the TARDIS and found himself face to face with an army of Daleks, which should have been moving and yelling their favorite phrase. They weren't and weren't. In front of them was a charred body and in back of that was a woman clad very nicely if Jack could say so himself. The Daleks were not moving and the woman was looking less than impressed, he turned on his charm, she coolly looked him over. She had to be a time lady then, but that was a wand not a screwdriver aimed at him. He grinned, she glared and then moved by him to see the doctor and Harry exit the TARDIS with their prisoner and with Rose. Rose smiled at Rose (this is going to get confusing so we will fix that). Rose Tyler smiled at Rose Potter and they were friends at once with no words.

"Ah what?" The doctor said, "what happened here?"

"Voldemort was here I cast a light spell just at the same time these Dalek attacked, we both took out Voldemort and my spell took them out." Rose Potter replied.

"That is impossible!" The doctor replied.

"Well no, I love Doctor Who." Rose said smiling.

"I take it you are not from this dimension and in your home dimension we are a television show?" Severus said.

"Well Doctor Who is, so what is the story here?"

"The doctor and I are time lord and lady." Rose Tyler said, "I became one after Bad Wolf Station, so now I am with him and yea, it's great."

"Brilliant." Rose said grinning.

"Ah that is my line." The doctor said, "though I was able to fix things with the queen."

"What do you mean fix things with the queen?" Rose asked.

"Ah well there was a mix up, and well she is a time lady now, never did die, confusing and ah here we are now!"

"Yes it is , and who is this gentleman?" Rose said looking down at Loveless.

"Doctor Loveless, name fits, rather rude wanker." Harry said, "so you are me in another dimension but in female form."

"Yes."

"And you just took care of Voldemort?"

"Yes."

"And the Daleks?"

"Yea guess so." Rose replied.

She turned just as Dr. Loveless managed to activate the Daleks and disappear, seemed they had been knocked out cold and now were very much alive. Oh well, at least she was here with the tenth doctor, and Jack Harkness, who did not impress her at all. No Jack Harkness did not impress her and never did. He was a con man, a rogue and had been altered to be charming to everyone, simply everyone and it was how he got away with so much. She walked by him to stand by Rose Tyler who was looking a bit put out.

"We spent a long time to get him." She said.

"Well I can help." The doctor said, "how should I look today?"

"Whatever do you mean?" Rose asked.

"Well I can make myself look like twelve different people, comes in handy really, this is my favorite form, right now, that changes."

"I thought with your regenerations." Rose said.

"We don't regenerate, not like you think." Rose Tyler said, "those that can become time lords and ladies are connected to their TARDIS, like I am to this one, though I was an accident, I am now bound to the doctor and her, we both are."

"Brilliant really." The doctor said grinning.

"Aren't you the last of the time lords?" Rose asked.

"No, they are not." Harry said, "there are twelve hundred time lords and ladies, no more, no less and most are bound like the doctor and Rose are, two to a TARDIS. The queen is bond with the master to his TARDIS and she is in control, he will not be a threat."

"Okay, very different." Rose said, "so the Daleks, are they the threat?"

"Yea, can be, mostly annoying." The doctor replied, "easy to thwart, mostly an annoyance, the Borg were worse."

"Right." Rose said, "well how can I help?"

"Marry me." Snape said and after he turned back to human from a fluffy black rabbit from Rose's wand, "you have no humor in you."

"Next time you ask, I will turn you back to a rabbit and cook you for dinner." Rose said.

"Duly noted." Snape replied.

Rose got into the TARDIS and soon they were off. Sometimes after she defeated Voldemort she was rewarded with a little adventure like now. She loved Doctor Who and was so happy to be in a universe that was a Doctor Who one, with a few minor changes but still! This was the tenth doctor and she loved him! She held on as the TARDIS took off and the chase was on. They found the Daleks at the Café at the End of the Universe (yes that one) and after defeating them for real this time settled in for coffee and pie, lots of pie. When Jack tried to hit on Rose Potter, she turned him to a rabbit and refused to turn him back.

"That was brilliant!" The doctor said, "simply brilliant!"

"Ah doctor, we have a problem," Harry said pointing to statues, "these guys never play fair."

"Go away!" Rose Potter said shooting off several spells.

"What?" The doctor said as they did just that, "what? That is impossible!"

"Nah, not for me." Rose Potter said. "I am the huntress after all."

"Your the huntress?" Harry said.

"Could you turn Jack back, he is, well, you know." Rose Tyler said looking put out.

"Sure." Rose Potter said doing just that, "don't, just don't."

"Yea I guess I should stop." Jack said.

"Face of Boe." Rose Potter said.

"Yea, that is me, I think I am immortal, maybe, not sure." Jack said and on seeing a pretty alien woman, "excuse me, I am going to dance."

"Ick." Both Roses said.

"This was fun, but I have work to do." Rose Potter said, "have fun."

With a pink puff (and she hated that) she was gone and those in this universe were left to take care of, well nothing at the moment. Lovelace was back in custody and all was well. Sort off, until James West figured out how to track him down and, well that is too much crossover for now.

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OMAKE:

AK looked bored as his Voldie-ball was now being used as a yo-yo. Rose came up and he refused to look at her. Really he was annoying at times, the Lone Traveler liked her very much and her work but AK seemed put out.

"Oh come on now, it had to be done you know." Rose said, "not all Severus are bad."

"I hate him, and you stop me from having fun." AK said.
"Yes well I don't, not really." Rose replied, "and why must you do that with him, I know he is evil but really? That is not very good of you brother."

"I am not, nor have I ever been good, my life is too bad for that."

"Well, I am going to get some treacle tart, you can join me but not with that."

"Fine."

So the two found themselves with a treacle tart apiece enjoying it even if they did not agree on most things. Life could really be that way sometimes.

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