Kei-Kei Yuki: Okay, so I been reading over Toneri profile page on Naruko. wiki page, trying to come up with ways to remix the whole Naruto: The Last Movie and I have somewhat of a vague idea. So if any of wonderful readers have any ideas you'll like to share with me, concerning this topic, please do so.
Beta: Ana-DaughterofHades
Drabble Twenty-Two
Enter: Jiraya the Pervy Sage
Walking down the street with her hands folded behind her head, Uzumaki Naruko was not in a good mood. Why? First, there was the aftermath between Neji and Hinata match that left a sour feeling in her mouth and had her blood boiling to take revenge for her fallen friend. Though, Kakashi tried to explain to her the tension between the main branch and lower branch of the Hyuuga clan; all of that fell on death ears when that bastard tried to kill Hinata.
Cue Flashback
"D-Did... I do... g-good?" Hinata managed to utter after Naruko jumped down from the rails, ignoring Sakura when she called out to her, bending down beside her fallen friend, the only girl who had the guts and courage to befriend the academy failure. Reaching out a hand, Naruko wiped the tears that began to run down Hinata's cheeks and smiled softly at her.
"You did well, Hime." Naruko called Hinata by the affectionate nickname that she used to call her by. Hearing those words from the one person she admired and loved the most brought a smile to Hinata's face. Bending her head, Naruko kissed Hinata's forehead, before the medical team could take her away.
Since they first met, the timid Hyuuga had always reminded Naruko of a princess. Beautiful, graceful, and kind. Others always judged Hinata first by her timid personality, but they couldn't sense that spark Naruko could feel resting deep in Hinata's core. They weren't there watching Hinata train day and night, trying to improve herself, honing her skills, trying to become a stronger shinobi. Hinata was so much more than what people viewed her as, constantly blinded by her faults, yet never acknowledging her potential!
Neji was still being restrained by the group of jonin as Kakashi was the first to order Naruko to return, only for the four jonin to become on guard when they saw those azure slit fox eyes glare menacingly at Neji who immediately flinched from the hostility those eyes hurled at him.
"Naruko, calm yourself down!" instructed Kakashi.
"Kakashi-sensei, I am calm. If I weren't, I would have killed that bastard for what he did to Hinata, but mark my words." Naruko swiped her hand through Hinata's blood that had spilled on the floor, balling that same hand into a fist as she aimed it straight at Neji. "For what you did to Hinata, I vow to repay it back ten-times fold!" This vow rang clear and loud for everyone to hear, especially Neji, the same person who just so happened to be her opponent in the upcoming Third Exam.
End Flashback
Then there was bushy brow's fight which had been more traumatizing than Hyuuga's match. That Gaara fellow set Naruko on edge yet every time she locked eyes with the guy, there was this pull, a connection of some sort that she could never explain feeling with the sand ninja. But the icing on the cake had to be when Kakashi had assigned Ebisu of all people to train her.
Cue Flashback
"Why, just why, is this pervert, Ruka-nee stealer my trainer?!" exclaimed Naruko, pointing her finger straight at Ebisu who also didn't look too happy to be the one training her.
"Ruka-nee stealer?" This title caught Kakashi's attention, especially since it brought back the painful encounter of what happened before the Chunin Exams. Thanks to this incident, Kakashi learned to be more careful when it came to the mother-hen chunin instructor. Though for why Naruko called Ebisu a Ruke-Stealer really piqued his interest.
"Ah! I caught this bastard trying to ask Ruka-nee on a date! Like hell, I'll allow a pervert like you to date my Ruka-nee!" When it came to Iruka, Naruko was fiercely overprotective of the brown-haired woman.
"For your information, I'm not a pervert!" Ebisu retaliated fiercely with blushing cheeks that did not escape Kakashi's attention. For some reason, this piece of information did not bond well with the silver-haired jonin.
"Yeah right, says the person who was knocked out from my harem sexy maid version jutsu!" Naruko talked about a certain incident that happened when she first bonded with Konohamaru. Ebisu did not keep his dislike towards her relationship with Third Hokage's grandson underwraps and openly expressed it towards her. To which Naruko retaliated by showing off her new Oiroke no Jutsu: Busty Maid Harem, which knocked Ebisu unconscious, lying in a pool of his own blood.
"Such an incident never happened!" lied Ebisu, wanting to erase that such a humiliating defeat from his mind. While also not wanting this to reach the ears of a certain academy treacher who he was hoping would accept his invitation to go out on a date with him. Ebisu only got Naruko to stop talking after promising to treat her to ramen which he treated her too, and though the beginning of their training wasn't bad, Naruko encountered someone way cooler, though just like Ebisu, the old guy was a pervert.
End Flashback
"I finally found you, you old perv! Now train me!" Ever since the old guy rendered Ebisu unconscious, Naruko demanded the old perv to take his place and train her.
"Sorry, but you're not my type and still underage. Come back when you mature more!" The old man, who called himself a sage and who was named Jiraya, flew from Naruko who was chasing him around the forest.
"Damn you, take responsibility!"
"How about you bring me back a voluptuous beauty and I'll train you, missy!?" said Jiraiya as Naruko's feet immediately came to a halt.
"Oi, you promise, old-man!?"
"A sage never lies!" declared Jiraya watched as Naruko shot him a mischievous grin, hands performing a familiar seal as she yelled out,
"Oiroke no Jutsu: Busty Neko-Maid Harem!" Similar to the time she used this same move that defeated Ebisu, Naruko summoned forth a group of gorgeous neko-girls dressed in scanty maid outfits, all with different hair color and style, possessing voluptuous figures as they struck a sexy pose.
"What can we do for you today, master~?" Seductively inquired the group of girls that caused blood to burst forth from Jiraya's nose, though instead of fainting, like so many have done when faced with this powerful technique, Jiraya stood his ground, pink hearts for eyes, giving Naruko two thumbs up.
"Missy, you got yourself a deal! Hot damn, I think I just hit the jackpot!" exclaimed Jiraya, feeling as if the heavens just dropped a pot of gold on him. Though even he fell unconscious when those beauties, with enticing curves and buxom bosoms, thanked him by winking with those long lashes and blowing him a kiss.
Standing over Jirya's unconscious body, Naruko returned back to her original self and felt proud of her work. "Hook, line, and sinker!"
End of Drabble Twenty-Two