Jesse B McNab (Capitolite)

Wow, the tributes really were beautiful this year. Well, some of them. Some of them were less beautiful, but that made sense. Perfection is expensive, and not everyone is willing to spend the time and money it takes to live a life worth any time at all. Still, those tributes were losers, and if they wouldn't spend money on their appearance, I just wouldn't spend any money on them. Their loss.

Prosper: Black short hair, fair skin, dark brown eyes, slim, tall. How tall? Is he straight-up Goliath? A fifteen-foot man running through the woods, mowing down everyone in his wake?

Alexandria: Marie Avgeropolous from the 100. She's made to look around 17 here (even though she's almost 35. I was so shook when I found out how old she is. She's the Sarah Hyland of the CW lmao) It has to be from this era though. Her age shows when she's not Ocatavia'd In the words of my ever-so-smart sister LCS, The 100 -_-

Gallant: Gallant's got relatively short dyed blond hair that's dark at the roots - it used to go down to his shoulders, but he cut it after he realized it wouldn't be good to have in the games - and has a dark tan. He's about five feet and eleven inches, and he's lean but muscular, at 160 pounds. He's got light green eyes, and he usually looks nervous or wary. Dude, this one's actually pretty dang good. I almost feel bad mocking it. Except it's a good thing he cut his hair because long hair is like... 2/10

Cassiopeia: Cassiopeia stands at about 5 feet and 9.5 inches in height. She has shoulder-length black hair, and black eyes. She also has naturally paler skin than most. How much paler? If she's paler than I am I'm pretty worried. Also two-for-one because black eyes? Do she have pupils? Are her pupils her whole eye? Was the recently punched in both eyes?

Radian: Radian is thin and nimble like a cat. He has light brown eyes and short dirty blonde hair, and stands at about 5'8. 5'8 is like... me. I do not like this fact D:

Lexi: Lexi is tall and well-endowed. She's pretty thin and wiry, but still muscular from years of hard work. She has a brown pixie cut and blue eyes. Just gotta make her super pretty, huh? I guess she is a stripper, though...

Rio: Rio has blond hair cut neatly but curled and light blue eyes. He has tan skin and freckles all over his face. His hair is so light it almost is white. He is tall and slim. But is it white? How close to white? Could I see things through it? Does it bend the light like water? Does it stick out like a sore thumb against his tan? Hair this light causes so many questions.

Argentina: Tina is a very beautiful girl with long, wavy, golden blonde hair, slightly tanned but still pale skin, and striking, green-blue eyes. She has slender, nicely curved eyebrows, a small nose, and pretty pink lips. She is of medium height and has a respectable figure. I mean, I already insulted Lexi for being too pretty, but... dang. Using the word beautiful in your description? This is almost a Sue, fam.

Adair: Adair is lean and slightly muscular, at around 5'9". He has clear light brown skin and dusty blond hair, with Hazel eyes. ...Clear skin? Can I like... see his veins? Because I sure as frick hope not.

Cecilia: Has sharp black eyes with matching shoulder length hair. Has a prominent scar running underneath her left eye. Has a lithe figure and is fair skinned. About 5 feet 7 inches in height. Ah, yes, those sharp eyes. Going to take out an eye with those.

Nixon: Nixon is off Asian descent, with great relatives being from South Korea. He has warm brown almond eyes, a small nose and small body stature. His teeth are crooked and aren't brushed well, being quite yellow. He has shaggy black hair which looks quite windswept. He doesn't care too much about his appearance. Dude... He's gotta have so much plaque build-up. That'd drive me insane. Imagine the in-Arena cavities :/

Rhiannon:Rhiannon is really tall for a girl her age - being 6"1. Her legs make up most of her height. She has freckles dotted all over her sickly pale face. Her hair reaches just below her shoulders and is a really dark brown that it looks black in certain lights. Now I know her height. But is she taller than Prosper? Also with legs being most of her height I'm imagining a one-foot torso.

Raven: Raven is mixed-race. He's very thin, pale, and sickly-looking. His eyes and long, straight hair are as dark as a raven's wing, which is how he got his nickname. But how long is the hair? Until further notice I'm imagining it mid-back, possibly reaching his butt, because that's humorous.

Yvette: Yvette is very thin and has the height of a ten-year-old, so around 4'7". She has smooth and long jet black hair, while also having smooth and fair skin. She has narrow brown eyes since she has Japanese ancestry. She has not yet reached puberty. She usually wears a pair of red-framed eyeglasses, along with a sweater over a plain but colored shirt, and also a black pair of leggings along with a skirt. Only one word is truly needed: Oof. 4'7"? Oh no baby what is you doing?

Isaac: Isaac has really bowed legs and a fragile frame, since he got wicked rickets. He has fuzzy brown hair and brown eyes. He's shorter than average and has slumped shoulders and a sunken chest. Almost processed fuzzy brown eyes which would most certainly be a struggle. But slumped shoulders is a 0/10 he needs to work on his posture.

Lacey: Lacey is slender, having long black hair and blue eyes. Amazing. 15/10. It's so descriptive the words bounce off the page, giving me an image I could never hope to compete with in my own writing. This description is my magnus opum. Also there's no height so I'm assuming she's shorter than Yvette.

Jacob: Fair but tanned skin. Freckles all over his face. Ear length light brown hair with lighter blonde streaks from the sun and bangs. Generally skinny yet muscular. A bit shorter than average. Freckles all over his face? Ears? Does this include eyelids? I have a sister with a lot of freckles and I'm trying to imagine more, but that won't exactly be easy. Lips?

Jade: She has a very pale complexion, even though her district requires her to spend a lot of time outdoors. It's a family trait. She has black hair, which looks utterly black in any circumstances, even in the sunlight. Her hair comes down to the middle of her back, and it can only be described as spikey (she cuts it by herself). She has a heart-shaped face, and her face looks very angular, shadowy, and sculped, with sharp jaws and sculpted cheekbones, and Roman nose. Her lips give out an eerie rosy color compared to her pale skin. The most haunting thing about her is her eyes, which are unnaturally huge and wide, and is a startling color of electric blue. It's one of those hypnotizing eyes you can't help but look away or stare into it, like a ghost or a dead person's. She is quite short but is well-fed, and her arm muscles are developed from working on the wheat fields. She always wears long sleeved clothes, in any weather. She moves with eerie grace and practically glides rather than walking. You know? I'm all for detail in my characters. Go for it. But her eyes are unnaturally huge and wide. It this some Alita: Battle Angel stuff going on? And a pointy, heart-shaped face, because yes, all hearts are pointy. Gotta love being stabbed with kindness. Also also, she gon' sunburn so much oh no baby

Theo: Theo is a kid with a rather normal if slightly buff build standing at 5'5. He's half latino, but just white enough to be blonde. His face is mildly freckled, and he smiles often. His eyes are brown. Mildly freckled. Not like, a thousand, but not three. "I suffer from mild to moderate freckles."

Lumara: Lumara is quite short and looks a lot younger than she is (which gets people to underestimate her ). A lot of people think she is thirteen or around that age. Lumara has dark chocolate skin and beautiful long, thick and wavey black hair which falls to her lower back. She has full lips and wears these big round glasses that cover most of her face. Is she also Yvette short? Yvette looks ten, so maybe like four inches taller to look thirteen. 4'11"? Also I'm imaging the Specialty Shop Spectacles from Neopets from her glasses.

Arkane: He has brown hair? Yeah that seems cool. He's got Brown hair. And brown eyes. And he's tall, with a sort of swimmer's build. I am legally required to ask how he has a swimmer's build being from Eleven. Did he... earn it? Does he often swim? But also he now has a buzz-cut, because no length of hair was hinted.

Amelia: Dark brown frizzy hair, hispanic, brown eyes, thin mouth, broad shoulders, muscular, average height Well, frizzy hair sure is a nuisance. Especially since it now reaches her feet until further notice. Never leave me alone with a tribute...

Nyle: He is 5'11. He has a lean body and is muscular. He has blond hair. He has Heterochromia iridum which means that his left eye is light blue en his right eye is green. He hated it when he was younger, but now he finds it cool Heterochromia iridum actually just means different-colored eyes, but I'll allow it. Also it's kinda funny that the homosexual guy has heterochromia.

Indie: Height about 5'4-5'6, dark almost black hair that is shoulder length and curls at the shoulders, she has grey eyes and has a small scar on her forehead from hitting her head on a rock playing around in the mines. Has lighter skin than most others in 12 dues to genetics. So uh... she's 5'5"? But also I hope her head's okay. Never good to get a scar from just straight-up bashing your head into a rock.

Important note for any and all newcomers: It's my task to insult every tribute's personality. Every single one. So even if your description was fine, I was determined to find a way, some how. And also just because I said something insane *cough foot-length hair* doesn't mean I'm actually going to take it into account during the story. That'd be bad.