Hello it's me The Kill Boss, if you guys have seen the previous OMM series under my old account, then you probably have seen that I don't get as much request as I used with most of the ones I get are from Blackwolf249 whose name tends to pop a lot on this series (no offense, I really appreciate the help).
I'm bringing this up because since I have a lot of fights planned out at the moment most that I'm sure you guys will like. I thought I'd take some time and do something a bit different, and name exactly what fights I will not write even they are if requested.
Now I have my reason for refusing them, most of these fights are because I personally feel like they've been done to death and I'm tired of seeing them don't think I can make it stand out no matter how I write. The characters and creators of said of characters will play a part in this list, these Match-Ups will include characters that I both like and dislike so I'm trying my best not to be biased on anything.
With all of that out of the way, let's begin.
1. Spider-Man 2099 vs Batman Beyond:
This is probably the most requested fight for any VS series on the whole internet besides Deadpool vs Deathstroke (we'll get to that one shortly), I can see why though as seeing to superheroes from the future fighting each-other is an appealing idea. Now I really do like both of these characters, however I much rather see them fight someone else for a change rather than each other and I probably will have them fight characters like some one from the Star Wars universe, or just fighters from different time lines, or characters from each-other's respected futures, just not each-other.
Another reason why is because this fight incredibly one-sided with Terry having plenty of gadgets and tricks to fend off Miguel who doesn't even have any spider-sense (or at least he didn't have it at first. And no having him fight in the white suit does not change anything from me even with an even playing field, to me it'll just be the same. So for me, I feel like that this would probably end up being the Match-Up I would have the least fun writing.
So any one tells me to do Batman Beyond vs Spider-Man 2099, I'm going to fucking lose it.
2. Deadpool vs Deathstroke:
Now we're at (literally) the most redundant fight in history. Again I can see why people like the idea as it's Original (Deathstroke) vs Parody (Deadpool) which is pretty cool on it's own. But seriously, Super Power Beat Down is coming back with this Match-Up which they teased with Harley and Joker vs Deadpool and Domino back in 2015. And chances are you people have already seen the Merc with a Mouth fighting his DC counterpart at least a million times on different shows and fanfics so why even bother? Which also the same reason why I won't do Hawkeye vs Green Arrow, so I guess you can count this one as 2 and a half.
If you ask me, I'd much rather write a Parody vs Original fights like Moon Knight vs Batman or one of the Ninja Turtles vs Daredevil.
3. Any fights involving The Creeper (from the Jeepers Creepers franchise):
Not only do I think that The Creeper is just a lame monster (at least in my opinion), there is a little known fact that its creator: Victor Salva is a convicted pedophile. I'm serious…
I feel like that's more than enough not to have any fights involving his work in the movie industry.
4. Mario vs Sonic:
Do I really need to explain this one?
5. Any same universe fights:
I know this is more of a habit picked up by DBX with some of the Marvel universe characters. I know fights like the Juggernaut vs Hulk and Gambit vs Taskmasted hasn't already happened in the comics, but that doesn't mean they won't happen at all especially since they are made in the same company so seeing the two fights I mentioned will probably become canon one day so I feel like there's no point in writing fights like that myself.
So fights like Mario vs Luigi, Tails vs Sonic, and Shoto Todoroki vs Dabi (I know none of these are Marvel, they're just examples I'm using) are out of the question.
I might make an exception with something like some Assassin's Creed characters from different timelines fighting each-other, only because that is unlikely to happened in canon unless Ubisoft does/makes something that says other wise.
Speaking of…
6. Batman vs Ezio (or any other Assassin's Creed Character):
Personally, I think that Bat In The Sun had the right idea on asking fans about the Dark Knight going against four different assassins rather than just a one on one fight. Because a one on one this basically has the same problem as as Batman Beyond vs Spider-Man 2099, it's one-sided.
So far all of the Assassins (and some of the most skilled Templars) have really out dated weapons and tatics. While I can see someone like Ezio landing a few good hits on the Caped Crusader, Bruce will definitely end the fight a lot quicker with his both his adavnced weapons, knowing considerably every Martial Art known to man, and his wits of steel to help counter any attacks.
Really the only fair one on one fight I can think of is Bruce Wayne from the Gotham by Gaslight universe vs one of the Frye twins which is an idea that I do like. But any AC characters fighting against a modern day Batman would be somewhat screwed from the start.
And while it shouldn't really matter to me since One Minute Melee (both official and fan made) is not made to prove any points like Death Battle or Rewind Rumble. I still can't really see myself wanting to write any fights where one character really does seem to have a slim chance at winning. Which I'm sure you guys are getting by now.
And that's really it for the most part, I'm sorry if you see this as a waste of time, I just wanted to be clear one a few things before I actually start writing more fights so I help y'all understand. I'm sure what do have in store will be something that you guys are going to like. Until Next Time…
