(Sorry it took so long to upload more i have a lot of homework! school is sp shit i wish it was hogwarts irl! thanks to mary again! thanks loyal fans!)_
CHAPTER 2
At fryfendor manor (I got sorted even though im way older than first years because i was new and the hate put me in griffindor because im really brave and loyal and strong) i was DYING because I hear that Harry Potter is really famous and didn't even die when baby Voldemart kiled him! I wanted to be more impressed but I couldn't stop thinking about his sexy friend ron and my body trembled for him.
The front door is shaped like a lion bvecause that's like our thing and it roared when someone knocked on it. I got scared because what door roars at you? That doesn't happen where im from ever! I laughed at the thought of roaring doors scaring my dragon friend spik he is such a tool.
"ELLO MATE ITS ME RON" it was ron! I could feel my face flush redder than my niupples! "oh Hi its nice to see you again come in" i said. he reached out and touched my face i thought i was going to die! "you really are very atractive mate" he said OH MY GOD! i stepped aside hoping he would come in because i was alone in the hole maner because everyone went to quidditch and sports are so not my thing i am way more into books and studying and i was at ohgworts to learn! AND then he did come inside! AND HE WINKED AT ME?! I almost died right then but i didn't because i was worried id turn into a horse and he would know the truth about me.
Ron sat down in a big lion shaped chair with a big mane and th chair roared. what kind of place is this some kind of lion convention i wondered? "So mate" ron said raising an eyebrow OH MY GOd? "are you a virgin?"
I stood there like EXCUSE ME but also like UM COME FIND OUT MAYBE OMG? and I said "why do you want to know?" but then took off my shirt and threw it at him!
-to be continued-==