Some minor changes have been completed on the first 6 chapters. Well, thanks again to people that have helped me here. Heck, if you feel like it go ahead and pm me corrections too. A lot of painfully obvious stuff was missed and I'm working on fixing it. More small bits will be added, I think especially to chapter 11. Also the fight scenes in later chapters are being added to a bit since I don't like them. Not enough organized chaos. I kind of wish I'd made Hazelda the middle sister instead of the oldest. It seems like the older and younger sisters end up being chosen ones in stories a lot but it would just be kind of a pain to fix that.

Should I work backwards from the end on my corrections so people don't send me corrections for stuff I was going to rewrite anyway?

Should I be doing this instead of playing Cadence of Hyrule because OHMYGOSHYESITISFUN. That sequel to Breath of the Wild is gonna be sweet. that blue glow reminds me of the Shrines and the glow from the spirits you see in BotW. Too bad it's gonna be years until the game arrives and it will render everything about this story incompatible with canon. More than it already is, I mean. Some people are speculating you will get to have Zelda working on the surface and play as her and have Link underground doing classic dungeoneering. Are the underground shrines connected? Do we get to set Ganondorf free from Demise's hatred? Do we find out how things went down thousands of years ago? Will he do the Redead screech?

April Fools Day Chapter is now located down below. It was moved here to keep it from interrupting the flow and was originally in as chapter 27, right after "Knight Life in Castletown."

A Groosesome Fate

Alternate Title: Maple's Cool Play (This chapter was first posted April 1st. Now with 100% more word crimes.)

Strich flapped back to Tarrey Town and made a beeline to his place. He wanted to see how the Bug Sanctuary fared and make sure giant spiders didn't eat it. The bugsitter girl probably took good care of things, but he still worried. Precious invertebrates were housed in habitats designed for their comfort. Heck, there were even Smotherwing butterflies living in his backyard.

Exterior decorations on his house could be seen easily down the road. Strich flew in for a closer look and saw the banner strung up advertising a ball. This redecoration could not stand. It was well intentioned but not to Strich's interior design sensibilities whatsoever.

In the interior of his home streamers festooned without a care for Strich's furniture or comfort. Strich strode over to the place where his planters filled with dirt were and delicately picked up a bit of confetti to sniff at it.

The wndow was smashed in and some Yiga Soldiers came through to challenge him to a fight.

"You will die for Ganon now fool!" they said then punched him. Strich punched back. He was losing the fight when all a sudden the other window got smashed in. Groose, Linkle Hazel, and Ravio all came in to fight off the bad guys.

"Thanks guys you saved me," Strich said. "Why they come here."

"I don't know." Linkle said. "Oh no whats that?" Linkle pointed to the location where Ravio was being kidnapped by evil bad guys. She used some bolts to stop them but she was too late. Everybody ran to catch up with the bad Yiga but they teleported away and Ravio had dropped the Master Sord.

"OH NO they're going to do some bad stuff to Ravio! We have to rescue him!" Said Groose. Hazel grabbed the Master Sord.

The team chased them to the Yiga Clan hideout in the Hebra mountains where it was cold and snowy. The evil ninjas started an avalonche but Strich flew them all out of the way of the avalanche.

While Groose and the friends were coming to rescue Ravio he was tied up and none to pleased about it. they were taunting him saying "We're going to let your friends die and kill you too!"

"No you wont they are heroes!" Said Ravio.

Groose and Aryll Kicked in the Door and said "We are rescuing you Ravio! Die evil ninjas!" and so they started to fight

Hazel came in and decided she needed to kill fast but Linkle's bolts were too slow so Hazel used her bare hands. An evil wizard kidnapped Ravio again while they were fighting the bad guys. They ran after him and sa him trying to give Ravio evil potion to turn him evil.

"No I don't wanna drink evil potion!"

"I will make you drink it." Said the wizard and turned Ravio into a Dark Link by making him drink evil potion which was evil.

"OH NO" cried Hazel feeling very sad.

"BWahaha I'm evil now and am going to kill you!"

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"Oh no brother its' me your sister. We are rescuing you." said Linkle.

"I don't need sister I'm evil! You will be kill by Dark Links!" said the Dark Ravio and he summoned shadowy evil versions of Blupees called Purplees to steal everyone's ruppees and replace them with rupoors. He meant to call Dark Link clones but he decided he wanted to steal money instead.

"RAVIO YOU ARE OUR FRIEND PLEASE STOP" said Groose. "you are a Dark Link! But you're not Dark Link! The evil potion made you tricked!" Ravio saw his reflection and was sad.

"Please kill me so I stop being evil."

"Okay" Groose said. He killed Ravio with his claymore so he could rest and be at piece. Everyone was sad and Linkle was mad.

"You killed my brother! He was your fiernd."

"He was Dark Link!"

"No, Groose. You are the Dark Links"

And din Groose was a redead.