Chapter Four: Best Friends and Crazy Conversations…that are normal!? (A/N: Phone Conversation is co-written with Angel Talon!)

"What's up sis?"

"Your room's missing. Were you kidnapped by a crazy man?"

I blinked slowly, before grinning like a madman. "Yup. You can never guess who!"

"It has to be someone with powers… Lord Voldemort, Garmadon, Mother Gothel, Cuckoo, Palpatine, Did I said Garmadon?"

I sniggered loudly as I nearly doubled over. "Did you just call Dooku cuckoo? You already said Garmadon."

"His name rhymes with cuckoo and he is cuckoo, also there are traces of dark matter where your room used to be, so I already know it is Garmadon."

I rolled my eyes skyward, a huge grin crossing my features. "Bet you didn't know it was Movie Garmadon, and he wants me to help his archenemy to win."

"You mean his son? Maybe that's my fault…"

"WHAT DID YOU DO!?"

"Umm, you know how we don't like movie Garmadon?"

"Well yeah...What does that have to do with what did you do!?"

" you know Garmadon is terrified of strawberries?"

"Seriously!? You could have warned me first ya know?" I slapped my forehead like that made perfect sense.

"Okay… I might have kidnapped a Death Eater and am trying to find a way to reverse the killing curse."

"Have you tried to see if the laughing charm will work?" I casually asked as I rummaged through my fridge to find something to drink.

"Yea, actually using the laughing charm with the killing curse turns one into a werewolf apparently… DON'T ASK ABOUT THE CHEER CHARM!"

"Ok…I won't ask. At least now I know where the werewolves are coming from." I poured a glass of juice, a thoughtful look crossing on my face. "What about a expect patronum spell? That should do the trick right?"

"I found the reverse spell two hours before calling you. Only problem is, I have no idea what I did, just that I have Harry's scar. What are you doing about Garmadon's dilemma? He won't surrender until after the cure takes full effect, which will be in about two years."

I sighed as I tipped the liquid down my parch throat. "Soo, I'm stuck here for the next two years…unless…"

"Oh! You knew there was an unless part!"

I rolled my eyes, before sitting the now dirty glass in the sink. "I was just guessing that there was an unless part since that makes total sense. So, do you know how to speed up the process?"

"Yep! The more good deeds Garmadon does, the faster it goes! So, trick him into doing services around town. Also, I have to go stop a rampaging werewolf/Death Eater from killing everyone in our dimension, so… Bye!"

I rolled my eyes at that, soo typical of her, before hanging up myself. Turning around, I walked over and was about to open the door only to realize that now Sensei Wu was sitting in my living room…with a very concerned look on his face.

"Um…hi? When did you get in here?" I vaguely wondered if I should have paid more attention to my surroundings while talking to my best friend.

"Awhile ago…when you didn't answer when I knocked on the door. Who was that you were talking to?" He looked generally worried.

I shrugged, not seeing the big deal. "My best friend. Shay-Anna. She's cool."

He looked terrified now. I wonder why… "I see…do you usually have conversations with her about kidnappings and, uh, werewolves?"

I shrugged, a grin on my face. "She's harmless. She likes to pretend that she can enter our different movies, shows, and books we like and mess things up there. I just go along with whatever. It's fun and never boring. One time we stole both of Ahsoka's lightsabers. That was hilarious." I giggled at the memory, recalling how we were sitting on my bed just talking when we suddenly did that. It was great fun really. We mainly stuck to the Star Wars Universe, though we went through various shows, and movies.

"I see…" He looked worried for my sanity at this point. "Look…I was just wondering how it is that you know who the ninjas are apparently."

I shrugged, flopping down on another empty chair. "Easy. I'm from another dimension where all of this is just a movie…and there is a TV series as well, but it's basically a parallel universe compared to here. Likein,nosecretidentities,noKokoforsure,itsMisakoandIhonestlypreferheroverKoko,andthere'sactualdragonsandevilnindroidsandmagicandawholelotofelementalmastersandthereisKailor!" I paused, excitement gleaming in my eyes.

He blinked slowly, before shaking his head at me. "I am afraid that I didn't quite catch all of that…"Oops, I must have been talking too fast again… I have a tendency to do that when excited about something. "However I think I caught enough of it. You're from a uh, different dimension?" He looked uncertain about that, even though it was the truth!

"Yep! Your completely crazy brother dragged me over here to help make sure you guys win without him having to ya know, surrender." I babbled a smidgen too easily, right before I grabbed a notebook and pencil, shoving it into his face. "Can I have your autograph?"

He groaned, before gladly signing the piece of paper quickly. "There…try and not freak out my students…wait. If this is just a movie to you…do you know if this ever comes to an end?"

"I believe the commercials indicated that there was an end coming up… um…I never actually have seen the movie… and the TV series is different enough I'm a not so sure what I can trust from it…which reminds me! Is Kai and Nya's last name Smith here? Or is it something else?"

He twitched his eye; clearly not impressed with the way my mind works. "I see…I need to go and oversee the training of the ninjas… I will be thinking this over."

"Can I meet them or did I totally freak them out earlier and can I say that I write fan fiction and for some reason the ninja I beat up the most is always Kai, which of course means that he is my favorite ninja? Isn't that cool!?"

He let himself out, mumbling something under his breath. I bounced on my toes, before remembering that I needed to find something to entertain myself with… so I pulled out my phone and pulled up Happy Color, a coloring app I had recently downloaded. I was curious on what the Daily Picture for today was anyways.

A/N: Done! And yes, Shay-Anna is my actual best friend and that is an actual conversation that we might have had earlier today… anyways. Yes, we're both crazy. And yes that is not her actual name. And yes, she is on fanfiction too. You should know her as the author Angel talon….as in my twin sister. We enjoy our conversations and typically we turn our conversations in games…like in Hero Call Up, Blooper Alerts, and most recently and the one that I mentioned in here, Dimension Hopping. It is totally fun, and sometimes we can get our one sister, you can find her on here as Catlovingmermaid (all lowercase) to join us. Most of the time she leaves us midgame due to our being 'too crazy' though. It is a fun way to get laughing….though Hero Call Up was actually started by Cat due to the fact that Angel had a broken wrist was bored out of her mind and didn't want to watch TV, soo… Cat suggested she call in this villain from our one TV/book that disguises himself as a ringleader for a circus…and then I said that if she did that then I was calling the hero in that series…and next thing we know Voldemort is battling Anakin Skywalker in our living room and we were all on the floor laughing. Which is the perfect time for our parents to come home and get totally confused…and I am rambling about something that happened years ago… oops.

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