Chapter Six: Pickles to the Rescue!

I picked up a random can of Mountain Dew that appeared on the teacher's desk and took a sip. Picking my phone up, I shoved it into my pocket as I decided to go for a walk around the school grounds. It was my lunch break anyways…someone had to keep idiots from picking on Lloyd and the others.

First stop though was the secretary office. I didn't notice any group of troublesome students in my second class. Just about of kids that were intent to completely ignore the coolest ninjas ever until they noticed the similarities to the ninjas in the show…and of course the kid that was bullying Lloyd when I first arrived here.

"Excuse me miss? You said that there would be trouble kids in my second hour class. The only one that I noticed was some male cheerleader. You didn't get my classes mixed up, did you?" I leaned against her desk.

She frowned, before double checking my classes for the day. "Yes…ah. Says right here that your second hour class has Lloyd Garmadon and his friends. And you marked them here…oh dear…. They must be planning something."

"I hope they are planning how to defeat Garmadon." I muttered under my breath as I rolled my eyes. Speaking up I directed the next thing to her. "Right….where I come from, we don't label people until after they do something, and even then they are innocent until proven guilty…." Turning I left her gawking at me as if I were the crazy one.

….

I frowned as I noticed that the cheerleader was picking Jay for some reason. Just use spinjitzu to thrown him across the lawn already… I walked over to try and figure out what he wanted.

"… I mean seriously… that Jay in the dumb show isn't scared of anything! He talks too much, but he charges right on in. You're scared of your own shadow!" The cheerleader burst out laughing, as if he told a great joke.

I cleared my throat loudly, my eyes narrowing dangerously. "Excuse me… but unless you want detention… you better knock it off this instant."

The cheerleader, I think the roll call said his name was Chen…like in Master Chen. Maybe I should show him how evil his counterpart is next time… pushing said thoughts out of my mind; I concentrated on what was going on in front of me. Anyways, Chen crossed his arms as he looked at me in surprise. "Don't you know anything? Lloyd and his friends are weirdos."

"And what makes them weirdos? They seem pretty normal to me." I countered back, crossing my arms in a huff. I quickly lifted a fist to my face to try and stop a sneeze from escaping. I failed.

Chen rolled his eyes, before narrowing his eyes at me. "Don't you know anything? Lloyd is Lord Garmadon's son…which by default makes him evil. His friends then are by default evil."

I burst into a series of sneezes, barely able to keep my eyes open, tears threatening to escape, as my head jerked with each sneeze. "Sorry about that… look. What you just makes no sense at all. Wouldn't it make more sense to say that I know… never judge a book by its covers?"

"Ever heard the apple never falls fall from the tree?" Chen countered back.

I rolled my eyes at that. I've read plenty of books that proved that saying wrong. In fact I recently read one where the main character, well one of them, was terrified of getting married, and then when he finally did marry, he wouldn't even sleep in the same room as her because his father wasn't exactly loyal to his mother, despite being wedded and having two sons together. "I recently read a book that proved that saying incorrect at times. Now go before…." My phone went off right then. Sighing, I pulled it out quickly. "Give me a second will ya?" Pushing the talk button, I already noticed who it was that was calling me, I quickly hit speaker. "What did you do this time, oh crazy sister of mine."

"I'm not Aunt Shay. I just stole her phone." A familiar young female voice came over the line.

I blinked slowly… before readjusting my grip on the phone. "Annai(A/N: Pronounced Ann- neigh)? That you? What are you doing on Shay-Anna's phone?"

"I already told you… I stole it. So, where are you? You've been gone for a while now…and your rooms missing. Did some evil dude kidnapped you again in a really weird attempt to surrender?"

I pinched the bridge of my nose, even as I felt another sneeze come on. "Annai… this is the first time someone evil dude kidnapped me in a weird attempt to surrender…and try the Ninjago Movieverse."

"So…it was movie Garmadon?"

"Yes?"

"That sounded like a question. Jack, no! Get down from there!"

I hummed as the feeling to sneeze left me for who knows how long. "I'm taking it you are watching your younger brother?"

"Sure I am… Danny's got him, so I'm good to grill you for a bit."

Have I ever mentioned that I loved my family? "Really? That's good. Say, maybe you should return Aunt Shay-Anna's phone to her…"

"Can't. She's busy trying to stop a vampire uprising. You know; the normal."

I sighed as I pinched the bridge of my nose again, this time out of exasperation. "Why do I get the feeling that she is somehow involved with how that started?"

"Because it's Aunt Shay and she is crazy and she is your best friend."

Really love my family. "I've got to go Annai, we'll talk later. I'm on speaker phone and the students that I am trying to convince to be nice to this other students are looking at me all weird like."

"K. Bye Aunt Mai!" The line went dead as she quickly hung up.

I clicked my phone off, slipping it into my pocket again. "Ok! Where were we?"

"You were telling Chen and his friends not to bully us?" Jay timidly reminded me.

I snapped, rather poorly I can't actually snap my fingers, my fingers upon hearing that. "Right! Be nice! It's the Golden Rule!"

Thuds filled the air as everyone slapped their foreheads. Chen suddenly glanced back at where I had stuck my phone. "Um… who was that that you were talking to?"

"Uh? Annai? She's my niece. Nice girl, very talented." I brushed what he asked to the side.

"What did she mean about this Shay-Anna person trying to stop a vampire uprising?" Zane bluntly asked, for once sounding more like his show-counterpart.

I shrugged, turning to head back inside. "Well…last I checked there weren't any vampires where I'm from…which means that my twin sister, who is Shay-Anna, somehow brought a vampire into our home and is now trying to stop it from turning everyone into vampires. Got to love sisters." I walked through the school doors, unaware of the horrified looks on their faces.

A/N: Done! Sorry it took so long…I just…yeah. No motivation to write this chapter at all. Again, all names used to refer to real people in my life are all fakes!

Annai is my niece, just not her name. Danny is a fake name I am using for her older brother, and well, her younger brother loves Jack Jack from Incredibles… so yeah. Jack for him. Now then…

The question of the day is how did the Pickles come to the rescue? Angel Talon you are not allowed to answer!

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