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Its been what feels like forever. It probably has been. I'm saying I'm sorry because I feel bad for not updating in so long. My excuse is I've been reading a lot of fics lately, it preoccupies my free time a lot of the time but now I have the date chapter. I know, I know, finally. So this is the longest chapter I've ever written it took me three days to write three to write. And I had to perfect it. I changed it up so many times, it isn't even funny. This chapter is a little out there compared to the story, but this important for the future chapters, and is meant to lift moods. Aka funny. I hope that this chapter makes up for the time lost , and I hope you aren't to mad to review please review.
XoiCullen💋
Epov
After I psyched myself up I found myself at Bella's door. Rose and Alice had answered. Alice simply told me to head on in as Rose shouted out a bye, before they both left.
Suddenly sitting in Bella's living room, as I waited for her, I realized the entirety of tonight. I'm taking Bella on a real first Date. I started to rethink my destination for our date. Most girls liked for an expensive dinner, I think. At least from someone who has a job like me. I mean we're not in high school anymore hell I haven't been in college for a few years. What if Bella thinks I didn't try hard enough, what if I messed something up, what if,,,,
My thoughts were interrupted by Bella's foot steps sounding. I went to the end of the stairs and my breath was literally taken away.
"B Bella, Wow"!" I stuttered out.
Bpov
Alice and Rose went to the door once Edward arrived. As I heard Rose yell goodbye and the front door close, I switched the heels they forced me into, with some comfy low tops that went well with my outfit.
I had a royal blue(as Alice informed me the color wasn't simply dark blue.) Top that slightly skirted out. There's also a name for these types of shirts but as usual I'm not the one to remember. I have on faux leather shorts that went about mid thigh that made me feel 19 again. My make up was very light, and hair was crinkly I think. Alice and rose informed me of the name which I didn't bother to remember, since it already had a name. (The get out the shower braid and blow dry.) I also had a faux leather jacket in case it got to chilly. It is October in Washington the rain state.
I made my down the stairs. Edward was there waiting for me. He gasped and stuttered when he saw me.
"B-Bella, Wow!"
I blushed and bit my lip then proceeded to berate myself for blushing so easily.
"I wasn't sure what you meant by casual but I figured heels weren't it." I said while finishing my trip down the stairs.
Edward took my hand once I made it to the last step.
"No Bella, this is perfect. Your gorgeous, beautiful, perfect."
I blushed again at his compliment, of which made feel exactly as he described. It was different from the various cat calls at a crowded club. For once a man calling me beautiful or perfect actually meant something.
"You look dashing Edward." I tell him, and he did look good in his polo shirt cargo shorts and vans. Real laid back, made me appreciative for rethinking the heels.
He thanked me, but it seemed as if he didn't believe me.
"Shall we go?" He asked to which I nodded.
He held my hand as we walked out to the car, and opened the door for me, he made sure I had buckled myself in before he made his way to his side.
No one had ever been this gentlemanly for me before. For some reason it kinda turned me on. God I'm weird.
I couldn't figure out if it was just another perfect thing about Edward. But I knew it was different and it was a different I found myself wiling to welcome.
Epov
Once we were on our way, it was like everything shifted. We became the Bella and Edward that was seen everyday.
We took the time to learn about each other. I learned her and Alice were orphans they were best friends at the orphanage. When Renee and Charlie came to adopt Bella she thought shed never see Alice again. A week later Renee's sister adopted Alice. She told me Charlie and Renee divorced when she was 13.
Her favorite color changed everyday, tonight it was green she had said.
I told her my new favorite color was brown, her eyes manipulated my choice, that were this deep dark chocolate color. I didn't tell her my reason though.
Her current favorite comedy was Bad Moms Christmas. She said it was a "bomb ass movie".
I told her a lot about me and my family how we were originally from Chicago. Mom and Dad had a previous marriage before. I was an only child until mom met Dad who had Jasper, the youngest of us and Rose. We met Emmett in middle school, he, and Rose were taken with each other. Me, Em and Rose and went to college together, after college me and Rose came back to forks to be with the family, 2 months later Em moved down and proposed to Rose.
I told her a few embarrassing tales from college, she wanted to compare our times there. Her years were way cooler.
When we arrived in Port Angeles, I knew our destination was a good one.
Bpov
We drove all the way to Port Angeles. We arrived near 9:30pm, and what I saw before me made me want to shout in happiness. Never in my life would I have ever thought Edward would be bring me here.
We were at the Port Angeles fair. They came every month with any kind of holiday. Valentines April fools day Christmas Easter and so on. They were here for the entire summer as well. It being October the theme is Halloween. I used to come with my dad all the time. It turned to every summer when my parents got divorced.
The fair was in the town square. There are bars, diners, restaurants, gift stores, boutiques, vintage stores, lining the area. This was the only place anybody from forks could find a McDonalds or a Taco Bell, or anything like a Walmart.
I hadn't been here since the summer before college. I told Edward that as I turned and gave him a hug, and for the first time in a long time, I squealed in happiness
I smiled the biggest smile ever as I pulled him to the first ride I saw.
Epov
"I haven't been since before college." She exclaimed happily, as she turned towards me.
She hugged me tight before pulling back and giving me a blinding smile. "Lets go!" She said pulling me to the wheel of torture.
We got off the first ride, and I felt sick to my stomach. It was exactly as its name, torture. Bella started laughing as she saw a picture presented on a small screen. " Edward your such a dork!" She giggled teasingly. I looked over at the picture, my mouth was wide open and my eyes clenched shut. I laughed a little as the sickness feeling dissipated.
"Oh let's go to the photo booth!" She said her eyes sparkling happily.
"Ha!" "I totally won that, your just a sore loser." I inform her. "No you cheated." She glanced over at me smirkingly. "But I don't care cause I'm going to win at the next booth. I'm a great shoot my dad is the chief of police remember."
"Yeah yeah, I know." I mutter as we approach the booth.
I paid for two spots as Bella pick up her water gun.
"Shoot into the hole with the water gun the more precise the shot the faster the bar raises the first one to the top wins." The teen running the booth mutters boredly.
Bella was right she was a better shot.
"Ok your turn, what are we doing next?" She asks me as we walk now hand in hand to a concession stand.
"The haunted house?" I offered.
"Ooh yes, good idea. Let's go!" With that we made our way to the very creepily decorated building.
"My faviorte part was the vampires." Bella says as we leave out the exhibit.
"Really? I thought you'd like the werewolves." "Nope the vampires won." [ he he he. I had to, really I did.]
"(We went on a lot more rides, and replayed a few of the games before we called it quit. Well really we got put out it was past closing before we left.
"O my gosh I haven't had that much fun in forever!" I smiled at her admission and took a quick glance at our now connected hands. Somehow they just felt right together. Two pieces of a puzzle a cheesy as that sounds.
"What do you want to do next?" I ask her as we stare out into the ocean, secretly I didn't want to move she had tucked her head under my chin once we stopped on the shore. Our hands still connected,I felt content right were I was. With her in my arms.
"I'm actually kinda hungry again." She admitted, we had once took a break from our fun and ate at Denny's.
"Wanna go to Denny's again?" I ask her.
"Maybe. I really want some hot wings and fries. Maybe some nachos. What about you?" She asks tilting her face up to me. It takes all of my control to not take her lips against mine.
"That sounds good. Come on let's go find somewhere to get you fed."
We trudged along the town and still we couldn't find anywhere open. It being later than 2am, that wasn't very surprising.
"Maybe we should drive down to forks. I know of a little diner that is open 24 hours."
Bella just nodded, but as we turned around she shouted something that surprised me.
"Hooters!" She took to explaining when I gave her a confused look.
"They have the best wings in Port." She said.
"Um well okay. Let's go I guess." I mean how exactly was I supposed to respond to that. Not a single girl I know would ever willingly chose hooters as a place for dinner.
Shortly after our meal, I learned that Bella loves whiskey and apparently scotch as well. She says during the summers she had with Charlie and she started drinking, it was the only thing she had.
She could hold quite a bit of that Whiskey, I had learned. I also learned that when it hits her it really hits her hard.
It all started when she took a bathroom leave. After she had been gone for quite a bit I got worried so I got up to go find her. We ran into each other soon. She was dressed in the trade mark hooters outfit.
A hard on formed as I fully took in her in the outfit. The shirt was tight and short. The shorts were even tighter and even shorter.
"Wow Bella, look at you!"
"Yes isn't it lovely. I'm a hooters girl now. People at just so friendly. Look!" She was so excited as she palmed out a bunch of tips from where I have no idea. I mean the outfit was just too tight.
"I signed up for a wet T-shirt contest. Won't that be fun I don't know about getting all wet though. Eddie your so cute did you know that. I wanna kiss you so bad. And um sexual intercourse." She giggled. "Aren't those funny words? Do you think I'll win?" She asked well rambled really and her words were slurred. She was toasted.
Before I could say anything the speakers asked for the contestants, and Bella took off. Good God, why do I get the feeling this is a bad idea.
"And the winner is," The speaker paused, "Contestant #2?" He finished
I could see his hesitation contestant #2 was very small at top. She had a shirt with the fake breast on the front. Apparently Bella thought that the girl shouldn't have won seeing as in her drunken state she began to protest, her words slightly slurred.
"Oh come on! Is this what our world is coming to?! Flat chested women winning wet T-shirt contests." "Look at all of us, all these women who have very beautiful chest. I don't even swing that way and even I can see that." "Her chest is similar to the manly men." "Its cruel and unfair!" "We have our rights, we have our titty rights!"
Dear God!
"Come on girls we've got to stand up for our selves."
Then she did something that surprised us all and pleased the male audience. She flashed everyone.
"I've got titty rights! I've got my titty rights!"
Out of the corner of my eye I saw security heading our way.
"We won't stand for this. Flat chesters winning a competition meant to show off the boobs. Oh come on!" "Boobs rule, boobs are cool!" She yelled it out and anyone who wasn't paying attention before surly was now.
"What do ya say fellas?!"
"Boobs rule, boobs are cool!" Sounded out through the standing crowd of men.
Once the security guard made it the stage. It was apparent that she wasnt stopping.
I got up and headed over towards her. "Bella come on down from there?" I asked her just as the security guy grabbed her arm to pull her away. Its safe to say she didn't like that very much.
"Hey you man handler I've done nothing wrong. I read my rights you can not fault me for that!" "Let me go you man handler!" The gaurd let go of her just as I made it up on the stage. She quickly jumped down, and I hurried to follow her. All of a sudden contestant #2 came out of nowhere and swung at Bella.
"You bitch!" She screams as she starts to claw at Bella who is extremely stealthy as drunk as she is.
"What the fuck is your problem?" Bella asks the screeching girl.
"You just had to say something didn't you? Your probably one of people who thinks their higher up because they have curves and ass and titts. You fucking whore."
A guy came in between them to break up the fight. For a second I was relived until I saw his hand move down from Bella's shoulder to cup her breast. Bellas mouth dropped open at just about the same time my fist connected with the guy's jaw.
"O my God Edward, you got em good." Bella giggled looking down at the asshole's body slumped to the floor.
The feelings running threw me as his hand cupped her were a foreign jealousy. I have never hit anyone in my life. That shit hurt.
"Hey mister who do you think you are punching my boyfriend and shit?!"
Some girl came up behind me yelling.
"Your boyfriend grabbed my glorious body so my boyfriend kicked his ass." Bella informed the girl.
I liked the thought of being her boyfriend.
"Hey bitch my boyfriend could totally whoop your boyfriend's ass!"
Hey bitch namanamnamnam!" Bella said mocking the girl who swung on Bella.
What the fuck kinda shit is this? When does this ever happen on a first date?
They were having a full on cat fight. Once again security headed our way. While trying to break the fight up, 3 of them were punched or scratched at least twice.
Somewhere along the way the police was called. A friend of the breast cupper swung at me and Bella punched security a few times and that's how we ended up in jail, for agression on a assault charge.)"
I finished telling everyone present, (my parents, and the rest of the gang.) the events leading up to our predicament.
"Wow!" "I mean just, Wow!" Emmett says in disbelief. He glances at a now sleeping bella. As Rose nodes her head to his statement.
A man with a mustache and chief of police jacket walks into the cell. Right up to Bella, shaking her awake. Must be daddy Charlie.
"Dammit Bells!" He swore at her as she threw up on his foot and the cell floor.
"Sorry daddy." She muttered quietly.
"Jesus, Jacob can bring some water to cell two?"
Bella suddenly stood up stark white compared to her normal complexion.
"Hide me." She whispered. Jas and Ali apparently knew what was going on, because they quickly ran into the cage. "I knew it." Alice muttered as she pulled a blanket out of her purse.
Somehow they managed to hide her under them before the Jacob guy got here.
"Here ya go Charlie." A tall native was visable as he came through the bars. He did a double take when he saw Ali and Jas.
"Mary, Hale." He greeted making the both of them frown. "I'm surprised Issabella isn't here with you lot. Besides Charlie were is your gorgeous little trouble maker?" "She's finally of age now isn't she?"
He was oblivious to the stares in the room. He was like fifty years old. You could hear the dream like state of his voice as he talked about Bella. We all saw the cover shake as, (who I'm assuming) Bella shuddered. This Jacob noticed as well.
Alice quickly saved the day as she continued the shudders. "Oh! Jasper!" She breathed out in a moan. Jasper blushed so hard it wasn't even funny. "So naughty." She keeped it up biting on his ear until Jacob left with a tortured look on his face. If you catch my drift.
Surprisingly mom, dad and Charlie were the first to laugh. Followed by Emmett's booming laughter. And Alice's giggles.
This has Literally been the most confusing date ever.
"Sorry about all that." Bella apologizes as we walk out of the police department.
"Its okay, really. Apart from getting into a fight and arrested, I actually had a better time than I've had in years." I tell her honestly.
She smiled and she kissed me on the cheek. "Me too." She said before turning to leave.
"Wait!" I say grabbing her wrist.
"Last night was overall great. I loved spending time with you." "I want, if you'd like, to take you on another date, please?"
She smiled wide, "Yeah I'd love that Edward."
I leaned into her, just as she tilted her head up and, our lips connected. It was different from our first. This wasn't lust filled and fast. It was passionate and slow.
With one last nip she pulled back, breathless, beautiful, leaving me wanting more.
"I'll see you later Edward." She gave me one last chaste kiss before disappearing.
"You coming to our house?" Mom asked me.
"Actually I was going to crash at Rose and Em's place."
"Is that so? Rosalie honey is that true?" Mom gives her a look that would make a grown man cower namely me.
"Actually you know what Edward not enough room, and me, and Em we're going to do a bit of room to room christening."
Traitor.
Its going to be a long night,,, we'll morning.
So I hope this chapter makes up for the absence.
Please please review, please.
And for any Jacob lovers, sorry about that.
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Sincerely, XoiCullen💋