Well, terribly sorry, but there is no place for nervousness in Battle! So, prepare for action with [X] Plan: Violence is not he cruelest way.
-[X] Demand to know who they are and why they are destroying his property and illegally entering his home.
-[X] Tell the jackbots to record their every action while keeping a perimeter around him.
-[X] Have them hand you the mantle and puzzle box.
-[X] Prepare to use their names, if given, and their faces to find out their identities and blackmail any relatives they might have into compliance.
-[X] Keep talking about how they keep commiting unwarranted crimes against you and "evil" they are.
-[X] Use the pudding...for whatever reason.
Now, LET'S START THE FIGHT!

"Wait!"

As hundreds of thoughts ran through his head, ranging from how to deal with these intruders, how to fix his Lab, and his precious, precious pudding, Jack quickly realized that MAYBE, it WOULDN'T be the best idea to attack the people who broke down a wall of your lab, which was still completely underground.

So, it was with this word that the Jackbot's stopped where they were, forming a tight-knit perimeter around him, and finally drawing the attention of the four people who seemed to have realized that another person was in the room.

"Well? Who are you people! And why are you in MY Lab!" Jack finally screamed out after several awkward seconds of staring at each other. Sure it wasn't the most polite thing to do, but they had just ruined what you had been working days of hard labor on.

Finally, after some quiet mumbling and some light pushing, the hot one was pushed in front.

"Agh! Screw you guys! What happened to team solidarity!" she seemed to aggressively whisper back to her friends, who only tipped their hat, or gave a thumbs up back too.

Finally facing you without any smoke or pose in the way, you made sure to memorize her face...for reasons.

Spoiler: The Hot One

She seemed to be Japanese, with her black hair done up in two tails with one on each side of her head. Her clothes appeared to be the female version of her friends robes, with he only difference being a slit down the side of her red over shirt, and white...stocking? in place of pants. She also had a pair of sensible, flat shoes, with what looked like x-shaped ankle guards.

In any other case, such a girl would be having you tripping over yourself and trying to impress her with your newest Deathbeam (The last one only worked on gophers.) But, at the moment, your anger and sorrow overpowered any attraction you would be feeling at this point.

"So. Once again, why the Hell are you all in my Lab? And how did you even get in here?" Jack said in Japanese, wondering if they simply didn't understand him before. He doubted it, what with how one of her friends looked distinctly Texan, and he gave his first request in English.

The girl seemed to be surprised by the question in her own tongue, but finally responded after a moment.

"We're terribly sorry about crashing into your home. We were tracking an...object, and by the time we saw the wall of this...basement? We couldn't stop. Once again, we are very sorry." She replied back, now bent at a nearly 90-degree angle.

You could only gaze down in mild disbelief at the fact that the breaking of your secret Lab happened by mere mistake. Also, what object were they racking so precisely, yet not knowing exactly where it was? And how were they moving so fast that they barreled through a Steel wall? Hell, how were any of them still alive after a crash like that.

So, with this in mind, Jack decided to get some answers.

"Well. If you were going to such great lengths to get this mysterious object, it must be quite important. Like say, important enough to break into another person's private property, and the desecrate said property? Hmm, maybe I should call the police, and let them know about this." Jack said as the girl came out of her bowing position, and finally taking note of the robots surrounding the boy, and the phone he had in hand.

She quietly gulped, before looking back at her friends, who seemed to be at just as much of a loss as she was. So, she quickly affirmed her features, and turned to face Jack again.

"Please! Don't call the cops! I'll tell you about what we're looking for, just don't do it!" She called back, in English this time, most likely for the benefit of her friends, who now understood what had been said.

"No Kimiko! Do not tell the strangely pale man about the Shen Gong Wu!" The little yellow one yelled out, with a Asiatic bent to his pronunciation. 'Yeesh, the little cheesehead really WAS a walking stereotype.' Jack couldn't help but think with a wince.

It seemed he was not alone with this thought, as the hot one- apparently named Kimiko- and the surfer looking guy both face palmed at the total slip of information.

Now facing Jack with a small grimace of pain and a slight tinge of red on her face, whether in anger at her friend, or from the embarrassment of the situation, Jack decided a little more was necessary was needed before he was fine with the Lab damage.

"Oh, YES Kimiko, tell me all about these so called Shen Gong Wu." Jack said, with liberal use of air quotes and sarcasm, succeeding in getting more flinches out of Kimiko, and cluing the little baldy into what he had just revealed.

"Urgh...Listen. I know this is gonna sound crazy, but you HAVE to promise not to call the cops until i'm finished explaining. Got it?" Kimiko finally replied, hoping to gain some kind of ground given the situation.

"You're broke into my underground Lab in the middle of the afternoon, through a wall that was a solid sheet of steel, and underground. Trust me, I'm eagerly waiting for that explanation." Jack deadpanned back, as his bots moved into a wider rank, seeing no danger for their master.

"Ahhhhh...right. That whole, breaking and entering thing...To be honest, we didn't expect the ummmm, well screw it, the Wu to be in someone's basement. We just expected it to be underground, in this general area." Kimiko finally got out, giving up any chance of trickery or lying about the situation.

This caused your eye-brow to raise a little higher. They knew the general area this supposed Wu would be in, and that it would be buried, but not its exact location. How was that possible? It couldn't have been satellites, or cameras, as the Lab was upgraded to be unhackable/ unmoniterable years ago when he was first starting the path of Villainy.

"Uh-huh. And you found this Wu? You said? HOW?" Jack questioned none too subtly, trying desperately to think of a tracking method he hadn't already circumvented.

This brought another sheepish look to Kimiko's face.

"Ah...That's a little harder to explain. Look, this would be a lot easier if we could show you what a Wu is. Did you happen to find a piece of cloth that had three metal tassels on one end?" she finally ended, growing more serious.

This of course caused Jack to start. How did they know he had found the old piece of cloth? HOW did they know about it in the first place? How were they able to track a single piece of fabric to one specific area of the world, when he knew for a fact that there were no tacking devices or markers on it, so HOW!

"Yeah, I found something like that recently. Why?" Jack replied back evenly. Of course, he would not let any of his inner panic at the moment. No, that was for later, when he DIDN'T have witness' to watch him freak the F*ck out.

"Really? That's Great! Bring it over here and I can show you what makes it so special!" Kimiko replied brightly, finally seeing an upside to the whole situation.

"Fine. If it gets me that explanation." Jack replied back hesitantly, as he ordered a Jackbot to retrieve the strange material. Of course he was cautious, for all he knew, they would snatch the cloth and run away,with however they were traveling underground at the ludicrous speeds needed to breach steel walls. Hmm, he should look into that. Nobody expects an enemy to tunnel in or under their feet.

Food for later thought, as Jack's attention was soon brought back to the present by his faithful Bot handing him the strange cloth, causing Kimiko's face to light up.

"The Third-Arm Sash!" She cried out in joy.

"Third-Arm Sash, huh? Weird name. What's it mean?" Jack questioned back as he took a better look at the apparently named Third-Arm Sash. Now that he had a name to work off of, he could definitely give the name credit. with how the extra length of the shoulder wrapping was extended, and the tassels acting as finger substitutes, it really DID look like a substitute arm.

"Yeah, see, watch this! Hand it over for a sec, and i'll show you!" Kimiko seemed to crow with cheer, causing you to almost unconsciously hand the Sash over to her in an attempt to make her like you.

As her hands touched the Sash, however, something...weird happened.

The Sash suddenly started shining, as someone decided to turn on a light in a dark room, bathing everyone an almost neon light show.

This apparently didn't just shock you, but also Kimiko and her friends, who looked just as lost as yourself.

"W-What is THIS!" You cry out in what you admit might have been a slightly scared tone.

"I Don't know! THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE!" Kimiko seemed just as, if not more so, freaked out than you, so that was a plus.

"Ah, don't get your tunics in a bunch. This is perfectly normal." A new voice called out, causing you to nearly jerk back in surprise, but quickly found you couldn't as if the Sash had a magnetic pull, not letting you go.

So, without anywhere for your body to go, your eyes frantically darted around, trying to find the speaker.

"Down here, Pasty." The said again.

So, heeding it, Jack looked down to find a...gecko with a beard?

Spoiler: The Oddest Gecko

"Ah, good. so those little red marbles in your head aren't just for show. Yo, the names Dojo Kanojo Cho, Guardian of the Shen Gong Wu. I'm sure it is an honor to meet me". The lizard, apparently named Dojo, said quite smugly.

At this, Jack could say the only thing that was on his mind.

"What even is this day?" Jack said with a deadpan, mind struggling to comprehend if this was a dream or reality.

No...Not nearly enough conquest for this to be a dream.

"Well you asked the right question! Today is the day that the Xiaolin Showdowns begin again!" Dojo seemed to reply seriously, though with what sounded like complete nonsense.

"Ah. I see that blank look on your face there ya basement dweller. Well, let old Uncle Dojo edjimicate all ya' young'ns" Dojo drawled as he took out a pair of small reading glasses, and a scroll larger than himself!?

"You see, Shen Gong Wu are mystical items first created over 10,000 years ago by Master Dai-Shi, and are items used to prevent evil. Of course, that's how they started at least. Once Dai-Shi passed away of old age at 3,000 years old, the ways to create Wu became wider spread through his students, and before ya know it, every master and their familiar are making Wu purposefully or accidentally over the millennia. Thankfully, the Wu themselves get...let's say, 'tired' after being used for long periods of time, and rest for a few hundred or thousand years. These points are usually peaceful, by human standards, but every so often, a Wu awakes and try's to start up others. When this happens, the final Wu Dai-Shi created, The Scroll of Knowledge, tracks the Wu to its nearest location, to help stop damage." The lizard finally finished. What made it even more impressive was that he only seemed o have inhaled once before giving the monologue.

"However. That all changes when two people touch a piece of Wu. No, since it can't bond with two different people at once, it has to decide who is more worthy of it. And this sets of a chain of similar or opposing Wu within similar areas. Congrats kiddies, you all just restarted the Shaolin V Heylin War." Dojo finished gravely, prompting horror to flash on Kimiko's face, and your own to remain blank as you have no idea what either of those words mean or have to do with the situation.

"Soooo...while that info dump was nice and all, you still didn't explain WHAT a Xiaolin showdown was, and WHY I CAN'T LET GO OF THE STUPID THING!" Jack finally roared, attracting all attention to himself once more, and causing a small blush to grow on Dojo's face.

"Hahemm! Yes! Yes, the ah, Showdown. To be honest, I can't explain that one all that well. Just say 'I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown', name a challenge or game, and something of value that you enjoy or is precious to you, usually other Wu, but make due this time, and then hang onto your ass. THEN you'll see what i'm talking about." Dojo said with a small blush at not being able explain something.

"AHEM! Yes, okay, let's try this them. Hmmm. Okay, I've got something. Kimiko! I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown! I wager my Pudding against your Hair ties! The winner gets the Third-Arm Sash! And the challenge will be...

[] Write In

That's right people! I did it! Your plan got you exposition, some information on Wu, not immediate distrust and or internal bleeding from the monks, and possibly hairties! They could boost stats, you don't know! But you can find out, Next Time, if We Win! Also, you are voting on what challenge to do in the Showdown, so make sure to try and rig it in our favor as much as you can! Also, keep in mind that Kimiko's dad works at one of the largest tech companies in their world, so don't just do something boring like who builds a better Bot! Be creative! And See You Again!

PS. It was SO much fun writing this