Okay, so... This next update was supposed to be the fight scene for my Miraculous Ladybug story but, well, I'll be frank.
It's kicking my ass to write. Not due to a lack of planning or anything, no sir. My problem lies in the fact that I have so little time to write between work and other factors, and the sheer torment to my brain that is writing something of any substantial length that is not in Second person now. Writing more than a 100,000 words for a story sure does cement a writing style, don't it?
So, here we are, finally getting on with this. Cause remember, I merely fall asleep for a bit, never die fully.
[SPOILER="The Plan"][X] Bond with Koga (Costs 1 Action)
[X] Train Minion/s (Costs 1 Action)x2
-[X]Cyclops
-[X]Monkeys
-[X]With Koga's help.[/SPOILER]
CHAPTER! START-O!
"WORK HARDER MAGGOTS! I WANT TO SEE YOU SWEAT YOUR BODY-WEIGHT!"
"'YES SIR, KOGA SIR!""
"ARRRAAAHH!"
Came the synchronized cry and screeches from the mass of beings currently outside one of the Spicers many properties.
The reason for these cries you ask
Welll...
"NOW GIVE ME THREE HUNDRED MORE LAPS IN FORMATION! OR SO HELP ME I WILL SHOW YOU JUST WHAT TRUE EXHAUSTION LOOKS LIKE! AM I UNDERSTOOD!?" Koga called from on top of his place atop Cyclops back, watching over the groups progress, even while the mass of muscle beneath him moved up and down at a pace most roller coasters would have been hard pressed to match.
And you?
Well, you were currently running as fast as your burning legs and lungs would allow, covered in tiny monkeys that each had to way a good three pounds, as if the hounds of Hell itself were at your heels in the name of 'training'
And not even the monkeys were exempt from this, given the fact that every few feet, monkey's jumped off of your body, only to be instantly replaced by new ones, treating your moving body as a demented jungle gym.
"Why! DID! I CHOOSE THIS!" You gasped for breath as your legs mercifully collapsed under their leaded weight, scattering the primates as you fell like a mighty oak.
The ground had never tasted sweeter, even as you were poked and prodded by tiny hands in your sides.
"BECAUSE YOUNG MASTER! TO BE THE GREATEST VILLAIN ONE CAN, THEY MUST CONSTANTLY PUSH THEIR LIMITS! ONLY THEN WILL THEY SUCCEED!" Koga cried to the heavens, one foot up on Cyclops, even as he now did crunches with every foot press.
[SPOILER="Reach for the Peak!"][/SPOILER]
"Okay... That, kind of makes sense. But WHAT WHY DO YOU HAVE A PICKAXE!" You half gasped, half burped out as you finally got another look at your sadistic maid/trainer/torturer.
"Encouragement." Was all he said as he swung the pick down with out a care, nearly going through your foot if you hadn't moved at the last second.
As you finally got to a sitting position after the causal attempt at mutilation, you began to work up the energy to yell at Koga, only to have all air, and a few other things, suddenly leave you as you looked up at him in his new position.
"OH SWEET BADNESS MAN, IF YOU'RE GONNA STAND LIKE THAT, AT LEAST PUT SOMETHING ON UNDER THAT SKIRT!" You yelled behind you, booking it away faster than you ever had before, face pale for completely different reasons that usual.
"HAHA! NEVER!"
Why was this your life?
END OF DAY!
GAINED!:
RANK UP! TIMES TWO!
KOGARASHI LINK IS NOW RANK 3! GAINED STRATEGIC RETREAT!
MINI-HORDE OF MONKEY'S IS NOW RANK 2! GAINED JUNGLE GYM TACTIC!
Gained +1 to Speed!
Strategic Retreat: There's no such things as a hasty retreat, merely a fast breakaway to somewhere not here. When disengaging from fights, become 35% more likely to escape!
Jungle Gym Tactic: You ever get that feeling like something tiny is touching your skin? Well make that feeling a reality, when hundreds of monkey's swarm your opponent as either a distraction, or attack! Can only effect targets that feel discomfort, or can be physically reached.
END OF GAINS!
Yeeaahhhh. Bonding with Koga means training till we can't feel our everything, or become so disgusted that we instantly learn knew techniques. With everyone else thrown into the mix, it wound up pretty intense. Cause if you haven't worked out the math in your head, Koga had Jack running hundreds of laps in the sun covered in hundreds of one or more pound monkeys. Yeah.
And this was LEVEL 2.
Can't WAIT to see what comes next. Till next time.