I return with magical shenanigans! Only the second of it's kind in this fic, which is just NOT RIGHT. Though still two more than most Showdown fics, so make of that what you will.

Still, as always, I own no properties involved, yadda yadda, you all know the boiler plate by this point, don't yeah?

XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN NOW IN PROGRESS!

It was like someone shoved a jar of dirt and leaves right in your lungs as the world came back into focus after the ensuring Wu-based lightshow died down. After a second of random hacking like a smoker fresh from his 4rth pack for the day, you actually looked around in wonder right beside Ruby Bluenette.

It was like someone took the Giant Forest in California as a challenge, and god DAMN did they blow it out of the park with the trees around you being like individual skyscrapers, each changing in shape, density, and even with weird loops and twirls to the bark. Visible right against the sun however? Was the massive image of the carousel with eagle-head shaped boxes and a 'darker' light at the center that could only be the Wu.

You felt your eye twitch at the sheer surroundings coupled with the distance that had to AT LEAST be a city apart.

"THE RACE TO THE WU BEGINS! GON YI TEN PAI!" Aaand there went Wuya screaming from the right, making both you and the girl, Red or something till you were given a name, WHY WAS THAT A THING PEOPLE DIDN'T DO, turn to see a transparent bubble holding the worlds weirdest cheerleader and the cat boy screaming as he literally ran the circumference of the ball over and over, before falling flat on his face in exhaustion.

Oh, Damn, you were watching that for longer than you meant to! Still, you had Three Arms and a Jet-Pack, against what was probably a superheroine or someone with QUITE a bondage fetish. Either way, you'd say your odds were pretty good for once!

Still...

[] You knew what being dragged into mystical tom-fuckery like this was like, let's try and clarify this shit. BE NICE A GOOD LOOKING GIRL, DON'T BLOW THIS!

OR

[] The time was now! So long sucker! BLAST OFF AND DON'T WASTE TIME!

CHOOSE 1 OF THE ABOVE

And with that done, what would be the best route to the Wu...

[] Start with your Jet-Pack: Chance to Gain a Large Distance, might not have enough Fuel to reach the Wu

[] Propel yourself with the Third-Arm Sash: Swing Branch to Branch, Spider-Man Makes it Look Easy!

[] RUN FEET, RUN!: Book it as far as you can for however long you can last

[] Stick around with Spotty the Red Wonder: Maybe you'll win the greatest treasure of all, money Friendship?

[] Write-In

CHOOSE 1 OF THE ABOVE

END OF CHAPTER

Oh-ho, I can't wait to see what we do.